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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worst film you've ever seen?

We watched the human centipede 3 last night and it was beyond dreadful, the first one was good, the second was really sick and twisted but the third is a complete let down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was made to watch Les Miserables.

I was borderline suicidal by the end....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember the name of the film but David Hasslehoff was in it.... terrible film lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mean Girls 2...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A dreadful fantasy film called Wizards of the Lost Kingdom, I think.

Was 11 and knew it was the shittest thing I'd ever seen.

Tend to be a little more discerning these days but nothing has surpassed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't remember the name of the film but David Hasslehoff was in it.... terrible film lol"

Piranha 3D?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

District 9 Aliens they called prawns

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Jacobs Ladder. It made me cross!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"District 9 Aliens they called prawns

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I like that one! Hotel Paradiso was crap.

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By *atureessexcplCouple
over a year ago

southend on sea

attack of the killer tomatoes had to watched it with my brother years ago god it was bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staggered!!!

or nepolian dynamite as a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

Just seen The Wolf of Wall Street which we loved so ventured onto The Great Gatsby and lasted 10 mins xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Grease 2 is dire.

Lost in Translation was shit.

And The Life Aquatic, which I gave up on after 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavenly Creatures was horrific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avatar in 2D. Aka dances with smurfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the worst film you've ever seen?

We watched the human centipede 3 last night and it was beyond dreadful, the first one was good, the second was really sick and twisted but the third is a complete let down.

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borstal boy....Danny Dyer..terrible

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im sure there are plenty that are much worse, but thinking about ones that were critically acclaimed but I thought were crap - my nomination would be Birdman.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Heavenly Creatures was horrific "

I quite liked it until they did the deed, then I hated it. Most traumatising death scene ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Wires

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title."

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!

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By *iss_BehavingWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Black Sheep... OMG !!!!.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it has to be the High School Musical Trilogy. These movies came from the deep regions of Satan's ballsack and have caused such misery with their crappy plot and horrific songs that just makes you want to burn it and send it back to hell

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"For me it has to be the High School Musical Trilogy. These movies came from the deep regions of Satan's ballsack and have caused such misery with their crappy plot and horrific songs that just makes you want to burn it and send it back to hell"

But you watched all 3 just to make sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it has to be the High School Musical Trilogy. These movies came from the deep regions of Satan's ballsack and have caused such misery with their crappy plot and horrific songs that just makes you want to burn it and send it back to hell

But you watched all 3 just to make sure..."

I didn't. I work in a cinema and had to put up with this crap when they came out

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Shaving Private Ryan 2 !

Tom Wanks in the lead,very dissapointing, no wonder the yanks lost the war if they were doing that all day !

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"For me it has to be the High School Musical Trilogy. These movies came from the deep regions of Satan's ballsack and have caused such misery with their crappy plot and horrific songs that just makes you want to burn it and send it back to hell

But you watched all 3 just to make sure..."

Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That and Twilight as well

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!"

No, that was with Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts, not a bad Saturday afternoon film (mainly for females) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have watched some dire movies in my time, I once bought my dad a boxset of 50 "scifi" movies, one or two of them were OK, but more B movie thriller, but some of them were so dire that we just haven't watched any more. there was one where this woman had the brain of a cat implanted in her body, and there was a wolf man, and it was black and white American b movie so nuclear power was magic, and the acting was so wooden that we mistook the actors for trees. genuinely horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Good Deed. Worst film I have ever seen. Kept waiting for Samuel L Jackson to start kicking ass so watched the whole thing...but he didn't! Awful film.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!

No, that was with Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts, not a bad Saturday afternoon film (mainly for females) x"

It's not Magnolia but it wasn't Vanilla Sky was it?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Happy Feet.

Kick Ass.

Magic Mike.

Hours of my life wasted. Well 1 hour tops, I fell asleep through all of them.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I have watched some dire movies in my time, I once bought my dad a boxset of 50 "scifi" movies, one or two of them were OK, but more B movie thriller, but some of them were so dire that we just haven't watched any more. there was one where this woman had the brain of a cat implanted in her body, and there was a wolf man, and it was black and white American b movie so nuclear power was magic, and the acting was so wooden that we mistook the actors for trees. genuinely horrible"

You should look up Mystery Science Theatre 3000 some time. Its hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That and Twilight as well"

You've seen twilight???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have watched some dire movies in my time, I once bought my dad a boxset of 50 "scifi" movies, one or two of them were OK, but more B movie thriller, but some of them were so dire that we just haven't watched any more. there was one where this woman had the brain of a cat implanted in her body, and there was a wolf man, and it was black and white American b movie so nuclear power was magic, and the acting was so wooden that we mistook the actors for trees. genuinely horrible

You should look up Mystery Science Theatre 3000 some time. Its hilarious."

I love MST3000. I have the movie on dvd and it always cracks me up lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That and Twilight as well

You've seen twilight??? "

Like I said, I had to put up with that crap at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeepers creepers beyond shite

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable

High school miserycal hands down.

I had to endure my daughter playing them over and over again while reciting the words by heart and performing all the songs....

arhhhhhhggggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!

No, that was with Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts, not a bad Saturday afternoon film (mainly for females) x"

Pretty sure it was just Magnolia

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"That and Twilight as well"

I had to watch that with a friend that wanted to see it. OMG it was dreadful.

Sparkly, vegetarian vampires?!

Dreadful.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!

No, that was with Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts, not a bad Saturday afternoon film (mainly for females) x

Pretty sure it was just Magnolia"

IMDB informs me there was a 1999 film called Magnolia which starred Tom Cruise.

I've never heard of it and it doesn't sound like I've missed much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That and Twilight as well

I had to watch that with a friend that wanted to see it. OMG it was dreadful.

Sparkly, vegetarian vampires?!

Dreadful."

Don't forget Bella

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"That and Twilight as well

I had to watch that with a friend that wanted to see it. OMG it was dreadful.

Sparkly, vegetarian vampires?!

Dreadful.

Don't forget Bella"

I can't remember Bella tbh.

I'm a bit of a vampire nut. The tall, hot, dangerous ones, like in True Blood.

I was so traumatised by sparkly, vegetarian vampires, it's pretty much all I can remember from the film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That and Twilight as well

I had to watch that with a friend that wanted to see it. OMG it was dreadful.

Sparkly, vegetarian vampires?!

Dreadful.

Don't forget Bella"

Or the distinction that only direct sunlight hurts vampires, which farts in the face of every previous vampire film and doesn't make any sense

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

A film called "American Soldiers: A Day in Iraq" oh my god its awful!

Set in Iraq, obviously, but where do you think they filmed it? Jordan? Israel? Turkey? Nope. CANADA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" nepolian dynamite as a close second"

How dare you

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!

No, that was with Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts, not a bad Saturday afternoon film (mainly for females) x

It's not Magnolia but it wasn't Vanilla Sky was it?"

No I don't think so, at the end I think it was raining frogs? Does that ring any bells?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a certain pleasure to be had watching cheesy B movies (although I'd prefer to watch something with some decent scipting/content), but childrens B movies are by far the worse thing to ever grace the planet and the directors should hang themselves in shame. Frankly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That and Twilight as well

I had to watch that with a friend that wanted to see it. OMG it was dreadful.

Sparkly, vegetarian vampires?!

Dreadful.

Don't forget Bella

I can't remember Bella tbh.

I'm a bit of a vampire nut. The tall, hot, dangerous ones, like in True Blood.

I was so traumatised by sparkly, vegetarian vampires, it's pretty much all I can remember from the film! "

Ah ok. I'll describe Bella in a quote of the Nostalgia Critic.

"This has to be the most selfish, male-depending, uncaring, manipulative, self-centred, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitchbag you will ever see in your entire life."

This is a really good description of this character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" nepolian dynamite as a close second

How dare you"

Agreed! Napoleon dynamite is fantastic!

Have to agree with jeepers creepers from an earlier post. Dreadfull. Im sure there's worse but can't think of one at minute.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!

No, that was with Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts, not a bad Saturday afternoon film (mainly for females) x

It's not Magnolia but it wasn't Vanilla Sky was it?

No I don't think so, at the end I think it was raining frogs? Does that ring any bells? "
was it the butterfly effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An nine from outer space (I think it was called) Gives bad films a bad name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That and Twilight as well

I had to watch that with a friend that wanted to see it. OMG it was dreadful.

Sparkly, vegetarian vampires?!

Dreadful.

Don't forget Bella

I can't remember Bella tbh.

I'm a bit of a vampire nut. The tall, hot, dangerous ones, like in True Blood.

I was so traumatised by sparkly, vegetarian vampires, it's pretty much all I can remember from the film!

Ah ok. I'll describe Bella in a quote of the Nostalgia Critic.

"This has to be the most selfish, male-depending, uncaring, manipulative, self-centred, pretentious, idiotic, whining little bitchbag you will ever see in your entire life."

This is a really good description of this character."

Lmao. Such a loving bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royal Tenenbaums.Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a film called "War, Inc." Which is so bad it's actually good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen "the room?" So bad, it's awesome - you haven't lived until you've seen the you tube clips

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Reading burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"District 9 Aliens they called prawns

I like that one! Hotel Paradiso was crap. "

Nick liked it to

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By *unfortonight87Couple
over a year ago

Burnham

Anyone seen Enemy, it's a recently added one on sky movies.

If so, seriously wrf?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The American remake of The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage. Truly awful.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


" nepolian dynamite as a close second

How dare you"

No. Its awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High school miserycal hands down.

I had to endure my daughter playing them over and over again while reciting the words by heart and performing all the songs....

arhhhhhhggggggg "

I can still remember the day my daughter said she didn't like High School Fucking Musical anymore.

Right up there with the day she was born or Liverpool winning in Istanbul

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

No country for old men is time wasted I'll never get back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cube!!!!! Wank film, not with schof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spring Breakers. Absolute shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jacobs Ladder. It made me cross! "
Sorry but I happen to think that's a top film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" nepolian dynamite as a close second

How dare you

No. Its awful. "

Blasphemy

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By *rab74Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Some of the above I'll disagree with, but I accept your right to have a different opinion. However anyone who liked Sharknado, or even worse gave them money to do it again twice, you're sick sick people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'llgo for the big budgets or critically acclaimed..

Monsters(2nd one is actually not that bad)

Cloud Atlas ..sigh..the trailer was so good

WWZ guff..guff...guff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'llgo for the big budgets or critically acclaimed..

Monsters(2nd one is actually not that bad)

Cloud Atlas ..sigh..the trailer was so good

WWZ guff..guff...guff"

add the fantastic 4 reboot to the worst marvel in recent times..its utterly awful

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"No country for old men is time wasted I'll never get back. "

That is a brilliant film.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"I'llgo for the big budgets or critically acclaimed..

Monsters(2nd one is actually not that bad)

Cloud Atlas ..sigh..the trailer was so good

WWZ guff..guff...guff

add the fantastic 4 reboot to the worst marvel in recent times..its utterly awful"

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink flamingos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A film called Siesta with Gabriel Byrne.

Pile of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spirit. Walked out half way through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god that Jesus film that Mel Gibson directed...

I was pissed and couldnt keep up with the subtitles

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The lovely bones. I got paid to see that with work years ago. I was bored rigid all the way through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All 3 of the recent Star always films...total water of time compared to the old ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Royal Tenenbaums.Rubbish"

I don't know you and I'm sure you're lovely. But fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grease 2 is dire.

Lost in Translation was shit.

And The Life Aquatic, which I gave up on after 10 minutes"

I completely understand Grease 2. I mean you're only human. But the other two. For shame.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"All 3 of the recent Star always films...total water of time compared to the old ones."

It's the binks isn't it, you're one of the jar jar binks haters. I'm hoping they have him in no'7, a really old, proper irritating binks, for all you nay sayers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3 of the recent Star always films...total water of time compared to the old ones.

It's the binks isn't it, you're one of the jar jar binks haters. I'm hoping they have him in no'7, a really old, proper irritating binks, for all you nay sayers "

Hate to be the one to tell you this, but J. J. Abrams was considering putting him in to Episode

7...

... As a cameo corpse

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Grease 2 is dire.

Lost in Translation was shit.

And The Life Aquatic, which I gave up on after 10 minutes

I completely understand Grease 2. I mean you're only human. But the other two. For shame. "

They're pants.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grease 2 is dire.

Lost in Translation was shit.

And The Life Aquatic, which I gave up on after 10 minutes

I completely understand Grease 2. I mean you're only human. But the other two. For shame.

They're pants."

For. Shame.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Grease 2 is dire.

Lost in Translation was shit.

And The Life Aquatic, which I gave up on after 10 minutes

I completely understand Grease 2. I mean you're only human. But the other two. For shame.

They're pants.

For. Shame.

"

Still. Pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grease 2 is dire.

Lost in Translation was shit.

And The Life Aquatic, which I gave up on after 10 minutes

I completely understand Grease 2. I mean you're only human. But the other two. For shame.

They're pants.

For. Shame.

Still. Pants. "

I want you to know I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Grease 2 is dire.

Lost in Translation was shit.

And The Life Aquatic, which I gave up on after 10 minutes

I completely understand Grease 2. I mean you're only human. But the other two. For shame.

They're pants.

For. Shame.

Still. Pants.

I want you to know I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed "

I want you to know I don't care either way because you've already demonstrated that your judgement is dodgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3 of the recent Star always films...total water of time compared to the old ones.

It's the binks isn't it, you're one of the jar jar binks haters. I'm hoping they have him in no'7, a really old, proper irritating binks, for all you nay sayers "

Binks didn't fuss me it was the whole Anekin boring storyline dragged over 3 films that ruined it for me. They could have condensed it down to one film easily.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mine is a beloved award winning 'classic' I was looking forward to it but

It's a wonderful life

Hated hated hated it!

Plus of course any horror remake after 1990!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia was the worst film for me. I know others have loved it, but it was severe punishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddy got fingered. Fucking awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First Knight big block buster and totally rubbish film. Some of it was filmed around here

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Torque,

Biker boys,

death race 2000,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No country for old men is time wasted I'll never get back.

That is a brilliant film. "

We will second this motion if you withdraw your remarks about napoleon dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....'the village'-need i say more? A bunch of kids could of made a better effort,at least they know how to scare people lol

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By *egs1194Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Anyone seen Enemy, it's a recently added one on sky movies.

If so, seriously wrf????? "

Not yet I've recorded it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago we won a competition for cinema tickets to see Quiz show..first 15 mins were so shite we didn't see the rest and headed off to Pizza hut insted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare Devil.

Great comic book, dreadful film. I blame Ben Affleck, he'll massacre the Batman franchise next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That and Twilight as well

I had to watch that with a friend that wanted to see it. OMG it was dreadful.

Sparkly, vegetarian vampires?!

Dreadful.

Don't forget Bella

I can't remember Bella tbh.

I'm a bit of a vampire nut. The tall, hot, dangerous ones, like in True Blood.

I was so traumatised by sparkly, vegetarian vampires, it's pretty much all I can remember from the film! "

I couldnt see the attraction to the Twilight films so when they came on tv, I recorded them all and watched them. I do love my vampire movies and now im addicted to these. A lot the movies mentioned above I also think are dire, with the exception of one or two

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Sharknado 2.

Thankfully the only one of the trilogy I've seen... (yes there's three films)

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

the box was terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find all hunger games utterly pish, as well as divergents

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Into The Woods constant singing awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scary movie 5 , just dreadful, that is time wasted that I will never get back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumb and dumber I was the one who was dumb for watching such shite. I feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thd americans seem to make endless bad comedies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolverine Origins

Hugo

Frozen

Transformers 2,3,4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heavenly Creatures was horrific

I quite liked it until they did the deed, then I hated it. Most traumatising death scene ever "

Was it Kate Winslet's first film or something like that?

I thought Birdman was superb...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharknado 2.

Thankfully the only one of the trilogy I've seen... (yes there's three films)"

I thought they'd made more than that.I'm sure I was told that the Hoff is in the latest one made...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scary movie 5 , just dreadful, that is time wasted that I will never get back."

They got worse the more they made!

I liked them at the start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst films? that's easy:

maze runner

night crawler

complete waste of money at Trafford Centre ode on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worst films? that's easy:

maze runner

night crawler

complete waste of money at Trafford Centre ode on. "

Nightcrawler was a good film I thought.

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Sharktopus

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Snakes on a plane or starship troopers 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3 of the recent Star always films...total water of time compared to the old ones.

It's the binks isn't it, you're one of the jar jar binks haters. I'm hoping they have him in no'7, a really old, proper irritating binks, for all you nay sayers

Binks didn't fuss me it was the whole Anekin boring storyline dragged over 3 films that ruined it for me. They could have condensed it down to one film easily. "

Speaking of condensed into one film, the hobbit. I actually quite liked part one, but two and three were awful. Two was actually bearable in comparison to three

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

so bad they made another one this year --SHARKTOPUS VS. WHALEWOLF

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Wolverine Origins

Hugo

Frozen

Transformers 2,3,4"

Mmmm Wolverine *dribble*

Sorry, what were we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3 of the recent Star always films...total water of time compared to the old ones.

It's the binks isn't it, you're one of the jar jar binks haters. I'm hoping they have him in no'7, a really old, proper irritating binks, for all you nay sayers

Binks didn't fuss me it was the whole Anekin boring storyline dragged over 3 films that ruined it for me. They could have condensed it down to one film easily. "

I agree with you on this one as with the original trilogy, Darth Vader was seen as an evil, tyrannical dark lord of the sith but in the new trilogy, he is seen as a whinny little bitch.

As for jar jar, I doubt he'll be in episode 7 as in the video game Star Wars: Force unleashed, he is discovered in a collection on Kashyyke frozen in carbonite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phantom menace

Driller killer

Godfather

Shindlers list

Michael bays transformers movies

Expendables 3

Ps I love you

Mean girls

The bodyguard

Dirty dancing

Cocktail

War of the worlds

Freaky Friday

Toby mcguires spider man movies

The hulk movies

Iron man 3

Ghost rider 2

The wrestler

Green hornet

Twilight movies

Ace Ventura movies

I could go on lol

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"Sharknado 2.

Thankfully the only one of the trilogy I've seen... (yes there's three films)

I thought they'd made more than that.I'm sure I was told that the Hoff is in the latest one made... "

Thought that was the piranha franchise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharknado 2.

Thankfully the only one of the trilogy I've seen... (yes there's three films)

I thought they'd made more than that.I'm sure I was told that the Hoff is in the latest one made...

Thought that was the piranha franchise "

Just checked,there are 3,but the Hoff is in the last one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worst films? that's easy:

maze runner

night crawler

complete waste of money at Trafford Centre ode on.

Nightcrawler was a good film I thought."

It was! Based on a real person as well.

Watch Drive and Inherent Vice, they are all a similar theme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worst films? that's easy:

maze runner

night crawler

complete waste of money at Trafford Centre ode on.

Nightcrawler was a good film I thought.

It was! Based on a real person as well.

Watch Drive and Inherent Vice, they are all a similar theme. "

I've seen Drive. The intro was GTA Vice City to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that used to be on when I was young.

Some young girl sitting on a stool, possibly with teddy bear in hand- looking at a blackboard.

Went on for hours + absolutely nothing ever happened. They kept showing it as well, every day

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

Sweeny Todd - Johnny Depp one. I had to sit through this in the cinema. It is the only time I've ever seen a substantial amount of people get up and leave the cinema quarter of a way through the film.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i can't believe someone say the sharknado films... or snakes on a plane.... they are fantastically cheesey..

and lost in translation is brilliant....

however... captain corelli's mandolin is two hours of my life i am never getting back!!!! made my eyes bleed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Lone Ranger...complete drivel..what was Johnny Depp thinking about when he agreed to make it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweeny Todd - Johnny Depp one. I had to sit through this in the cinema. It is the only time I've ever seen a substantial amount of people get up and leave the cinema quarter of a way through the film."

They lasted a whole quarter? It was 10 minutes for us but to be fair we didn't realise it was a musical until we got there. Once we realised the acting wasn't coming we changed screens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phantom menace

Driller killer

Godfather

Shindlers list

Michael bays transformers movies

Expendables 3

Ps I love you

Mean girls

The bodyguard

Dirty dancing

Cocktail

War of the worlds

Freaky Friday

Toby mcguires spider man movies

The hulk movies

Iron man 3

Ghost rider 2

The wrestler

Green hornet

Twilight movies

Ace Ventura movies

I could go on lol"

You be trollin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweeny Todd - Johnny Depp one. I had to sit through this in the cinema. It is the only time I've ever seen a substantial amount of people get up and leave the cinema quarter of a way through the film."

Its probably they didn't know it was a musical.

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

My problem was that I too didn't realise it was a musical. My then girlfriend did and hadn't told me and as an avid Johnny Depp fan she wanted to watch the whole thing.

Like you I thought 'Oh, a little singing as an intro' and then it went on and on and ON and ON...... No such escape for me though

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"District 9 Aliens they called prawns

"

Really loved that one

Taken hostage by a group of women to see Mama Mia.

It was awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem was that I too didn't realise it was a musical. My then girlfriend did and hadn't told me and as an avid Johnny Depp fan she wanted to watch the whole thing.

Like you I thought 'Oh, a little singing as an intro' and then it went on and on and ON and ON...... No such escape for me though "

I didn't think Sweeney Todd was that bad. Les Miserable is way worse as they sang non stop. Heck they even sang their speaking lines as well which was stupid. At least Sweeney Todd had some decent acting and some slight gore as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Adam Sandler in it.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I was talked into watching one years ago with either butterfly in the title or magnolia (it had Tom Cruise in) Biggest heap of shite ever! I'm sure someone will come along and enlighten me to the true title.

Steel Magnolias? Apparently, the film Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman was once voted the worst film ever.!

No, that was with Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts, not a bad Saturday afternoon film (mainly for females) x

It's not Magnolia but it wasn't Vanilla Sky was it?

No I don't think so, at the end I think it was raining frogs? Does that ring any bells? was it the butterfly effect?"

That's the one! And it came highly recommended as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably anything by Scorsese..I detest the godfather films.

I've grown to hate anything tom hanks is in...

New Pixar movie, inside out was pretty awful imo

I really don't think we can slag off production companies like the asylum(sharknado), Hollywood has been churning out loads of multi million pound stinkers for ages...

Next up...the transporter refueled. Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny deppe, in anything really that he's some kind of comedy role. Pirates of the Caribbean/sleepy hollow ok...the onslaught of terrible(yet ignored?) stinkers lists as:-

Lone ranger

Morte decal

Dark shadows

Into the woods

Charlie and the chocolate factory

Tusk

I think he's surrounded by yes men/women, who applaud the worst performances.

Transcendence was actually ok, played straight and a good if not original scifi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably anything by Scorsese..I detest the godfather films.

I've grown to hate anything tom hanks is in...

New Pixar movie, inside out was pretty awful imo

I really don't think we can slag off production companies like the asylum(sharknado), Hollywood has been churning out loads of multi million pound stinkers for ages...

Next up...the transporter refueled. Ffs."

I get what you mean about Hollywood as it seems they've just keep running out of ideas for good films and just churn out crap remakes and reboots like the new transporter you mentioned.

I've nothing against the Disney Pixar movie Inside Out but I felt it was not right to show a child's bum in it. Sure kids may find that funny but adults may find that uncomfortably awkward

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By *edbeard420Man
over a year ago

Clermont county


" nepolian dynamite as a close second

How dare you"

Took the words from my mouth. Its a cult classic

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Derailed: the Jean Claude Van Damme one. I'm a Van Damme fan and even I struggled to sit through it. Truly dire film.

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By *ncrathMan
over a year ago

Hull (ish)

The sharknado series! !!!

Sooooo bad ... it's good !

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hate anything with that Steven Seagull, Wesley Snips or Van Dumme we don't bother watching. Strangely, the first couple of films with all these muppets in were quite good fsr.

Anything where people burst into song fngr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....'the village'-need i say more? A bunch of kids could of made a better effort,at least they know how to scare people lol"

I felt angry after watching this, that I had watched it all.

Troll 2 is atrocious, but hugely entertaining. There's even a documentary about it on Netflix, called Best Worst Film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sharknado series! !!!

Sooooo bad ... it's good !"

I think I'll like this. I loved Sharktopus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....'the village'-need i say more? A bunch of kids could of made a better effort,at least they know how to scare people lol

I felt angry after watching this, that I had watched it all.

Troll 2 is atrocious, but hugely entertaining. There's even a documentary about it on Netflix, called Best Worst Film "

NILBOG!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal Farm (George Orwell) Before you all start thinking!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....'the village'-need i say more? A bunch of kids could of made a better effort,at least they know how to scare people lol

I felt angry after watching this, that I had watched it all.

Troll 2 is atrocious, but hugely entertaining. There's even a documentary about it on Netflix, called Best Worst Film

NILBOG!!"

*creases*

And the popcorn...who could forget the popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloverfield. Absolutely wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....'the village'-need i say more? A bunch of kids could of made a better effort,at least they know how to scare people lol

I felt angry after watching this, that I had watched it all.

Troll 2 is atrocious, but hugely entertaining. There's even a documentary about it on Netflix, called Best Worst Film

NILBOG!!

*creases*

And the popcorn...who could forget the popcorn "

I've tried, and failed, so many times to understand the popcorn!

Also

'They're eating her...then they're going to eat me... oh my goooooooooood!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....'the village'-need i say more? A bunch of kids could of made a better effort,at least they know how to scare people lol

I felt angry after watching this, that I had watched it all.

Troll 2 is atrocious, but hugely entertaining. There's even a documentary about it on Netflix, called Best Worst Film

NILBOG!!

*creases*

And the popcorn...who could forget the popcorn

I've tried, and failed, so many times to understand the popcorn!

Also

'They're eating her...then they're going to eat me... oh my goooooooooood!'"

I know, it makes exactly no sense at all!

Haha, you recall the dialogue = super hardcore

That ghostly grandpa I felt was a massive pervert, always spying on his grandson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....'the village'-need i say more? A bunch of kids could of made a better effort,at least they know how to scare people lol

I felt angry after watching this, that I had watched it all.

Troll 2 is atrocious, but hugely entertaining. There's even a documentary about it on Netflix, called Best Worst Film

NILBOG!!

*creases*

And the popcorn...who could forget the popcorn

I've tried, and failed, so many times to understand the popcorn!

Also

'They're eating her...then they're going to eat me... oh my goooooooooood!'

I know, it makes exactly no sense at all!

Haha, you recall the dialogue = super hardcore

That ghostly grandpa I felt was a massive pervert, always spying on his grandson.

"

And the absolute shittest ghost help/guide ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ Truth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch...

scream..and check my snotters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expendables 2 ( I didn't see 1 ). There was no story, just meat head after meat head firing guns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Terminator Genisys wasn't far behind. That franchise has lost its way.

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By *ancblue28Man
over a year ago

manchester

Plan 9 from outer space by Bella lugosa...its that bad its in the best of thew worst films list somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blair witch...

scream..and check my snotters"

I actually like TBWP.It didn't show you the witch, it was creepy.

I've seen worse.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"No country for old men is time wasted I'll never get back.

That is a brilliant film.

We will second this motion if you withdraw your remarks about napoleon dynamite"

As much as i like No country for Old Men, I would throw it on the fire if it meant I could rid the world of Napoleon Dynamite.

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Sucker punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thin red line!! What a load of bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was pretty bad as well!

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By *.AND.SCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

The village.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Thin red line!! What a load of bollocks!"

Im with you on that one. Saving Private Ryan it was not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No country for old men is time wasted I'll never get back.

That is a brilliant film.

We will second this motion if you withdraw your remarks about napoleon dynamite

As much as i like No country for Old Men, I would throw it on the fire if it meant I could rid the world of Napoleon Dynamite. "

Thank you!

That film was dogshit!

Didn't get the hype.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Expendables 2 ( I didn't see 1 ). There was no story, just meat head after meat head firing guns."

I actually went to the cinema on my own to watch the meathead after meathead firing guns!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We love the expendables !!

I nearly pissed myself with excitement when chuck Norris turned up!

It's just an action filled cheese fest

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Expendables 2 ( I didn't see 1 ). There was no story, just meat head after meat head firing guns.

I actually went to the cinema on my own to watch the meathead after meathead firing guns! "

it is its own parody, but by number 3, wow it was really pushing the boundaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very easily the last remake of Godzilla..and made all the worse cos it was such a hugely promoted mega budget affair.

Pure garbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was made to watch Les Miserables.

I was borderline suicidal by the end...."
i love that film lol

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Very easily the last remake of Godzilla..and made all the worse cos it was such a hugely promoted mega budget affair.

Pure garbage."

I really liked it, much better than the 1997 one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very easily the last remake of Godzilla..and made all the worse cos it was such a hugely promoted mega budget affair.

Pure garbage.

I really liked it, much better than the 1997 one "

Yeah. The 2014 Godzilla was the best Godzilla movie I've seen ages. That 1997 Godzilla was a piece of shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My first 175 thread!

When will admin send me my prize?

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