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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

So I won't be a granny, regardless of what my daughter says!

**There, told you all, you can now all take the piss next Sunday but I'll be wearing BigBads bucket and ear plugs and won't be able to hear you** ner ner ner ner

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

So I won't be a granny, regardless of what my daughter says!

**There, told you all, you can now all take the piss next Sunday but I'll be wearing BigBads bucket and ear plugs and won't be able to hear you** ner ner ner ner "

You can legally in theory be a Nana at 33!

And get your own bucket i like mime its comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

So I won't be a granny, regardless of what my daughter says!

**There, told you all, you can now all take the piss next Sunday but I'll be wearing BigBads bucket and ear plugs and won't be able to hear you** ner ner ner ner

You can legally in theory be a Nana at 33!"

Does that include 2 gestations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a granny, although my grandson couldn't say nanna and christened me noona.....I love him to his very bones.

Plus I get to lie on the floor in the department stores and wonder at the lights with him...... great fun, and no-one can cart away the mad old lady without a serious fight from my grandson!!!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

So I won't be a granny, regardless of what my daughter says!

**There, told you all, you can now all take the piss next Sunday but I'll be wearing BigBads bucket and ear plugs and won't be able to hear you** ner ner ner ner

You can legally in theory be a Nana at 33!

And get your own bucket i like mime its comfy "

I'll fight ya for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed to be only 43.

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i was a granny at 43

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Not allowed to be only 43.

i was a granny at 43"

And thats just not helping now is it!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not allowed to be only 43.

i was a granny at 43

And thats just not helping now is it!! "
i have just realised the connection with this n miss marple hats!!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'll never be a granny. Well, not in this lifetime...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

So I won't be a granny, regardless of what my daughter says!

**There, told you all, you can now all take the piss next Sunday but I'll be wearing BigBads bucket and ear plugs and won't be able to hear you** ner ner ner ner

You can legally in theory be a Nana at 33!

And get your own bucket i like mime its comfy

I'll fight ya for it"

Its stuck! Some bugger put super glue in it when i went for a widdle!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Not allowed to be only 43.

i was a granny at 43

And thats just not helping now is it!! i have just realised the connection with this n miss marple hats!!! "

ssshhhuurrrruuupppppppp you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a grandmother is so much fun, I buy my grandson all the things his mother won't, and get vengeance from having put up with her and all her grief over the years.... granny = revenge!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I'll never be a granny. Well, not in this lifetime..."

Wanna swap?

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Being a grandmother is so much fun, I buy my grandson all the things his mother won't, and get vengeance from having put up with her and all her grief over the years.... granny = revenge! "

Ooohhhhhh........

like a violin/drum etc...

Feeding them sugar at home time.

etc.........

Uuummmmmm.......

Nope, still don't wanna be one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the knowledge that there is only one Granny Crumpet.... Do you intend to be:

Granny Mad or Granny Chick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a grandmother is so much fun, I buy my grandson all the things his mother won't, and get vengeance from having put up with her and all her grief over the years.... granny = revenge!

Ooohhhhhh........

like a violin/drum etc...

Feeding them sugar at home time.

etc.........

Uuummmmmm.......

Nope, still don't wanna be one "

Yep, bought mine a drum kit and a bass guitar and amp so far...and he's just turned four he he he...... feed him chocolate and have trolley races round the supermarket with him, we buy nothing... just race everyone!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"In the knowledge that there is only one Granny Crumpet.... Do you intend to be:

Granny Mad or Granny Chick... "

GrannyNotListening!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Being a grandmother is so much fun, I buy my grandson all the things his mother won't, and get vengeance from having put up with her and all her grief over the years.... granny = revenge!

Ooohhhhhh........

like a violin/drum etc...

Feeding them sugar at home time.

etc.........

Uuummmmmm.......

Nope, still don't wanna be one

Yep, bought mine a drum kit and a bass guitar and amp so far...and he's just turned four he he he...... feed him chocolate and have trolley races round the supermarket with him, we buy nothing... just race everyone! "

Is there summat in the water up there? I have to deal with a barracks in Scotland twice a week and they are all completely barking!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"In the knowledge that there is only one Granny Crumpet.... Do you intend to be:

Granny Mad or Granny Chick...

GrannyNotListening! "
grannies are......from cheltenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel for you Madchick, I really do. I have a 21year old son and in reality I could be a granny, but Id hit the roof if he made me a granny

But its just a word, and secretly it must be really lovely

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"In the knowledge that there is only one Granny Crumpet.... Do you intend to be:

Granny Mad or Granny Chick...

GrannyNotListening! grannies are......from cheltenham "

I've got one word to say to you......

Jelly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a grandmother is so much fun, I buy my grandson all the things his mother won't, and get vengeance from having put up with her and all her grief over the years.... granny = revenge!

Ooohhhhhh........

like a violin/drum etc...

Feeding them sugar at home time.

etc.........

Uuummmmmm.......

Nope, still don't wanna be one

Yep, bought mine a drum kit and a bass guitar and amp so far...and he's just turned four he he he...... feed him chocolate and have trolley races round the supermarket with him, we buy nothing... just race everyone!

Is there summat in the water up there? I have to deal with a barracks in Scotland twice a week and they are all completely barking!"

Yep, insanity is inherent here....you catch it from your kids.

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I feel for you Madchick, I really do. I have a 21year old son and in reality I could be a granny, but Id hit the roof if he made me a granny

But its just a word, and secretly it must be really lovely "

I can't preach really, I had my eldest at 20 but I was married, mortgage, bloody good job and near my parents.

Middle daughter is 20, runs a pub and 200 miles away from me and 140 miles away from my parents. Still, the father is my godson and his mother has been my best friend for 28 years.

She'll get all the grief instead!

Actually, Jason's really excited. He wants a grandson apparently.... summat to do with cars, spanners, bikes, girls and beer ??????????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"In the knowledge that there is only one Granny Crumpet.... Do you intend to be:

Granny Mad or Granny Chick...

GrannyNotListening! grannies are......from cheltenham

I've got one word to say to you......

Jelly!!!"
ok il shut up now...*sits in the corner shivering*

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"In the knowledge that there is only one Granny Crumpet.... Do you intend to be:

Granny Mad or Granny Chick...

GrannyNotListening! grannies are......from cheltenham

I've got one word to say to you......

Jelly!!!ok il shut up now...*sits in the corner shivering* "

Thank gawd for that. I'm off to bed.

And behave you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations to be a GILF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 24 when I had my daughter, she was 24 when she had her son......neither was an intentional pregnancy, but tell me how many pregnacies really are planned?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

There's no one quite like Grandma

And I know you will agree

That she always is a friend to you

And she's a friend to me

There's no one quite like Grandma

She's there in times of need

Before it's bedtime, on her knee

To us a book she'll read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigbad you are sooooooo cruel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best women are "GILF`s" ..........

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

I have 5 grandchildren

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Bigbad you are sooooooo cruel!"

I is not tiz a rockin tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooer, I am older than Madchick, so in theory, I too am old enough to have grandkids!

Good job both pets have been snipped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigbad you are sooooooo cruel!

I is not tiz a rockin tune "

Right up there with Clive Dunn and Grandad...not..... eurgghhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The computer swallowed grandma,

Yes, honestly it's true.

She pressed "control" and "enter"

And disappeared from _iew.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

and files of every kind:

I've even used the Internet,

but nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found "online".

So, if inside your "Inbox",

My Grandma you should see,

Please "Copy", "Scan" and "Paste" her

And send her back to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a granny at 36 ... nearly died at the prospect and s consequently have a grandchild at secondary school and am not 50 yet.

Refuse to be called granny though - it just screams purple rinses and mothballs. I'm 'nana'

oh - and I have 8 grandchildren now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was a grandma at 39,have 4 now,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was a grandma at 39,have 4 now,"

And looking good on it baby!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm hibernating for the next 18 years now.

You lot are really no help!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMFG its happened its finally happened Madchick is is a GRANNY officially

Ain't ya GRANNY maddie xx

See ya Sunday for some serious piss take lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sorry for your hubby for years he as been with a sexy lady and now he's gonna be waking up with a Granny ONLY JOKING

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Granny MC has a ring to it.

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!


"The computer swallowed grandma,

Yes, honestly it's true.

She pressed "control" and "enter"

And disappeared from _iew.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

and files of every kind:

I've even used the Internet,

but nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found "online".

So, if inside your "Inbox",

My Grandma you should see,

Please "Copy", "Scan" and "Paste" her

And send her back to me! "

Omg pmsl here after reading that hahah good one

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm hoping I'm still on a new granny's to-do list (I don't mean _adchick...but I wish I was too).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hoping I'm still on a new granny's to-do list (I don't mean _adchick...but I wish I was too). "

Im on Madchicks list lol ..................her hit list xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm hoping I'm still on a new granny's to-do list (I don't mean _adchick...but I wish I was too).

Im on Madchicks list lol ..................her hit list xx "

Same here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed to be only 43.

i was a granny at 43"

due to my brother stupidly becoming a dad at 17 my mum was a gran at

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32!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was a grandma at 39,have 4 now,

And looking good on it baby! "

well thank you...and right back at you

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"OMFG its happened its finally happened Madchick is is a GRANNY officially

Ain't ya GRANNY maddie xx

See ya Sunday for some serious piss take lol xx "

You just wait short one......

I've got a spare bottle of champers and I've lost the lube!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Being a grandmother is so much fun, I buy my grandson all the things his mother won't, and get vengeance from having put up with her and all her grief over the years.... granny = revenge! "

yep drum kit for our little grandson this year and we wont be the ones to suffer, grand parents can wreck havock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a grandmother is so much fun, I buy my grandson all the things his mother won't, and get vengeance from having put up with her and all her grief over the years.... granny = revenge!

yep drum kit for our little grandson this year and we wont be the ones to suffer, grand parents can wreck havock "

Buy him a trumpet as well, just to be sure

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

You can legally in theory be a Nana at 33! "

Or if you are on the Jeremy Kyle show, you can be in your mid 20's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought, in 20 or so years' time, you'll be early 60s, no doubt still having plenty of fun, and you could be a GGILF!

... runs and hides!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

"

.

Probably sharpening her axe for Sun 05 Dec!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

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Probably sharpening her axe for Sun 05 Dec! "

hope you all enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMFG its happened its finally happened Madchick is is a GRANNY officially

Ain't ya GRANNY maddie xx

See ya Sunday for some serious piss take lol xx

You just wait short one......

I've got a spare bottle of champers and I've lost the lube! "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

So I won't be a granny, regardless of what my daughter says!

**There, told you all, you can now all take the piss next Sunday but I'll be wearing BigBads bucket and ear plugs and won't be able to hear you** ner ner ner ner "

Well, my boy is only 20mos old so no chance of him making me a grandad until I'm at least 61-ish. My daughter is a lot closer to doing it though as she's 13 but I've told her that all boys stink and have funny wart like things that emanate toxic waste. That should do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im that young my daughters only 9 so i have a long wait (i hope) lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

"

Me ? Sweet Boy xx I was doing the rounds in Carslisle, Edinburgh and Gretna on the way home. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

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Probably sharpening her axe for Sun 05 Dec! "

Tut Pearl. Have you EVER seen me in an axe grinding mood ? It just doesn't happen :P

Besides. I won't be going but I will think of everyone having a great time xx See you at the next one xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

Me ? Sweet Boy xx I was doing the rounds in Carslisle, Edinburgh and Gretna on the way home. xx "

glad you got home safe.x

I have been travelling extensively since Friday also.. from my lounge to my kitchen, from there on occasion to the loo, then heading south to bed... up again and on my travels to make a coffee... northward bound and kettle on... detours via the garden to let the dogs out.... and the same on Sunday... and as for Monday... more of the blooming same.xxxxxx

am knackered xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

.

Probably sharpening her axe for Sun 05 Dec!

Tut Pearl. Have you EVER seen me in an axe grinding mood ? It just doesn't happen :P

Besides. I won't be going but I will think of everyone having a great time xx See you at the next one xx "

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Not you, you daft moo, we were talking about Madchick!

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By *rs kemeaCouple
over a year ago

angus


"Not allowed to be only 43.

i was a granny at 43

due to my brother stupidly becoming a dad at 17 my mum was a gran at

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32! "

That means your mum had him at 15 and that's not including gestation periods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"missing.....

haven't seen our granny for a few days..

is she ok?

.

Probably sharpening her axe for Sun 05 Dec!

Tut Pearl. Have you EVER seen me in an axe grinding mood ? It just doesn't happen :P

Besides. I won't be going but I will think of everyone having a great time xx See you at the next one xx

.

Not you, you daft moo, we were talking about Madchick! "

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh .......... Thought it odd xx Thanks for clearing that up Pearl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed to be only 43.

i was a granny at 43

due to my brother stupidly becoming a dad at 17 my mum was a gran at

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32!

That means your mum had him at 15 and that's not including gestation periods "

yes....27 days before her 16th birthday. and is that relevant? My parents recently celebrated their 51st wedding anniversary. and have never claimed benefits,or lived in a free council house,or beenon jeremy kyle..shheesh i guess they were kinda stable and love each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel for you Madchick, I really do. I have a 21year old son and in reality I could be a granny, but Id hit the roof if he made me a granny

But its just a word, and secretly it must be really lovely "

yeah scarey at first but I am looking foward to being one now in Feb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no one quite like Grandma

And I know you will agree

That she always is a friend to you

And she's a friend to me

There's no one quite like Grandma

She's there in times of need

Before it's bedtime, on her knee

.......... "

Big bad she'll spank with glee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed to be only 43.

They must be 60+ by law!!!!!!!

So I won't be a granny, regardless of what my daughter says!

**There, told you all, you can now all take the piss next Sunday but I'll be wearing BigBads bucket and ear plugs and won't be able to hear you** ner ner ner ner "

The good thing about being a granny is that you can have fun with them and then when they play up you hand them back hay that would be perfect. If you feel old justthink of all the things that you can do like get them all dirty and you don't have to clean them up lol You really are only as old as you feel and I am the same age as you and I don't feel it I am only as old as the person I am feeling up pmsl. I wish I was a granny but I have not long been a mum so I have that to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not allowed to be only 43.

i was a granny at 43

due to my brother stupidly becoming a dad at 17 my mum was a gran at

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32!

That means your mum had him at 15 and that's not including gestation periods "

But congrats on your mathematical prowess

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Im a nanna .... im 51

My grandson is now 18 months old and he is the best ... he is my little ray of sunshine .. I just wish my mum could have seen him but she passed away a couple of months before he was born

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My fb s mum is five years younger than me

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