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it's ok my 10 inches is prob too big for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?"

"your dick is average, it's your head that's too big"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's ok I've taken 10 inches of bull shit before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwahahahahaha.....ten inches??? bless, I havent gone that small for a very long time.

Stilll at least your 10 inches is attached to a proper prick....

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It won't get you a foot in the door, sorry!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"That's not how you spell centimetres "

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Yes, but my 18 inch strap on, now, I am sure I can get that to fit, now bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dildo is bigger" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving these responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's odd, my tape measure goes up to 5 metres, and has an auto retract function

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I thought you looked taller than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is your 10 inches bigger than everyone elses 10 inches? Please explain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought bull moose Jackson was dead??

https://youtu.be/Rws_7mLTqj8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you count any higher without taking your socks off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a baby's head in there, and that took hours to come out.Still think you can compete?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I prefer a 12" meat feast .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?"

Just say yeah darling keep telling yourself that's the reason why I rejected you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you were meant to go back with '10 inches, my gosh, I'm so, so sorry - I've changed my mind, please can I meet you?' weren't you?

Nowt as fragile as the male ego!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I bet that impresses all the girls...Try a real woman, I will have you crying for your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a 12" meat feast .

Jo x"

Unless you were serious....[closing door behind me while i cry in inadequacy]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the cock that's attached to your penis? Lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

You're not supposed to measure from your arsehole. x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"I prefer a 12" meat feast .

Jo x

Unless you were serious....[closing door behind me while i cry in inadequacy]"

Best pizza there is .

Jo x

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?"

should have told him you preffered 2 5's...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a 12" meat feast .

Jo x

Unless you were serious....[closing door behind me while i cry in inadequacy]

Best pizza there is .

Jo x"

Ahhhhh, pizza. ok haha

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?"

Must be a pain walking around with that on your forehead all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell him you prefer fists

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

10 inch length maybe too big for me but being pencil thin is a waste of time as I prefer thickness to length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too,

but can you think of any witty comebacks?"

Didn't think you could stack bullshit that high?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'....I doubt it, the last one wasn't.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed, but having my cervix battered by a dick like that still has more finesse than you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your wife says its half that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na mate my fanny's like a bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear sir, You have measured from the wrong end of the 12" rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?

Must be a pain walking around with that on your forehead all day. "

That's an ace comeback!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?"

Your 10 inch penis pales in comparison to a 26 inch child that's is designed to come out of a vagina. They stretch little man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well do me a favour if it's too big for me stick it up your own ass for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the 10" it's ok I bet you it smells like a foot

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Loving these witty come backs. I think the girth outweighs the length is the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 inches sounds great just don't want to have to fuck you twice to get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or simply put

I had a gold fish called ted when I was younger. Oh sorry I thought we were discussing shit that doesn't matter.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Yes it is to big believe me i have had one

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"10 inches sounds great, I just don't want to have to fuck you twice to get it."

Lol, you win the t'internet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh these have me laughing out loud.

Thanks guys

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes, you're quite right, you're too big a dick for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or 'I Do Know because I had a 10" cock until my gender reassignment surgery "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I`ve just had my drains unblocked.

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I prefer a 12" meat feast .

Jo x"

Beat me too it.

I was going to say "no 10 inches isn't too big. Adsa do a 14" with 4 toppings for £4 and I managed that....well had to share it with my girlfriends"

Or

"You're right! It is too big! Luckily enough I was able to send it back to Lovehoney within 30 days and get a refund. Guess you're stuck with yours!" And even append..."But at least you can go and fuck yourself!" If you think they deserve something a little harsher.

Whatever you decide, please share the thread. I'm sure it'll be very entertaining. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This was a message from a guy on a dating site (that's right, NOT here), after I had deleted his original message.

I deleted that message too, but can you think of any witty comebacks?"

I had the same message...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was it a real 10 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep ask him if it was a typo and did he mean 10 cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you star in that porn movie

SMALL PRICKS

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I rejected you because I thought you looked like a prick so you need to give your self more credit, your much taller than 10 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just reply ,,,, phew that a Lucky escape for me them .....and to think I nearly said yes,,,

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's perfectly alright, I've got a 12 inch sub *just* here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One can only assume your ego needs deflating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or .. They do say more than a mouthful is a waste

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

im curious any feedback on this yet?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

It has to be larger than the average cock when you keep your brain in it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your responses are all brilliant. I so wish I hadn't deleted him now .

How about -

I'm sorry I took so long to get back to you but there's so much confusion surrounding lengths. Take an angler for instance, when he says he's caught one "this big" (hands apart measuring 10 inches), you know he actually means 6" at best.

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