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If you could be a queen or a king

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

For a day, how would you spend your 24hours?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have been a queen for many a year

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I have been a queen for many a year "

Have you been making the very most of it?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I have been a queen for many a year

Have you been making the very most of it? "

yup, I have had many bow to me with their mouth open wide... and I give them my sceptre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a day, how would you spend your 24hours?"

I would spend my first 12 hours saying " off with her/his head "

The next 12 hours saying " I'm the king around here "

But I would really just give all my friends and family cool titles like . Duke , Sir , earl , and drink from a goblet or pimp cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ensure that I'd be given vast palaces, castles & estates plus a tidy annual salary, all for a lifetime - from the plebs, then abduct.

........errrrrrrrm, not entirely different from errrrm..............

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"For a day, how would you spend your 24hours?

I would spend my first 12 hours saying " off with her/his head "

The next 12 hours saying " I'm the king around here "

But I would really just give all my friends and family cool titles like . Duke , Sir , earl , and drink from a goblet or pimp cup "

Whose heads would you lop off, or would that be telling?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been a queen for many a year

Have you been making the very most of it?

yup, I have had many bow to me with their mouth open wide... and I give them my sceptre"

Unbeatable!!

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'd ensure that I'd be given vast palaces, castles & estates plus a tidy annual salary, all for a lifetime - from the plebs, then abduct.

........errrrrrrrm, not entirely different from errrrm.............. "

I hear ya'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get rid of goverment for start! And sort things myself.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A few random executions, use the peasants for target practice, ignore state business and lose myself in my herem

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It would be just another day. I've been a King for 65 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably spend the day polishing my crown jewels.......

Now't unusual there then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was king for a day I would raise the tax for the big companies for instance that coffee place that refuse to pay fair tax, and when they buggered off thinking they could hold us to ransom with shit coffee, I would GIVE those shops to the unemployed free for 2 years to start their own business

But if I was a queen I'd flirt with men an look fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I's spend the day mooning out of my carriage.

And all my soldiers would have to moon at tourists. i'd make way more money in tourism than the 'official' queen.

And i'd call myself Mrs Bratwurst Kraut-Nazi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd re-write the national anthem

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Bring back prima nocta.

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By *roffGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Whilst in a bath of ass's milk declare a national holiday with one condition.... Fornication a must

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

id ask will and kate to bring the kids around and play with George all day hes too cute

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters."

I'd fuck the waiters :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters."

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd listen to Faith No More's King For A Day for a day

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter "

LOL

Bend over then

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd fuck the waiters :P"

Ahem. We can share the waiters!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd fuck the waiters :P

Ahem. We can share the waiters! "

Oh, ok. It *is* your island.

Anyway, we have a good application for head waiter (see above).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

LOL

Bend over then"

Why has _rtemisia got a strap on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

LOL

Bend over then

Why has _rtemisia got a strap on "

She can do what she likes...

Now, where were we...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

LOL

Bend over then

Why has _rtemisia got a strap on

She can do what she likes...

Now, where were we...?"

We weren't, the only way your getting near my ass is if I get piles and your my doctor. I'm never going to look at my doctor the same again

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

LOL

Bend over then

Why has _rtemisia got a strap on

She can do what she likes...

Now, where were we...?"

You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I would elevate everyone to the peerage.

The Americans would love us annd the French feel so inferior.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

LOL

Bend over then

Why has _rtemisia got a strap on

She can do what she likes...

Now, where were we...?

You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue."

Woah! That's not the way it works!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

LOL

Bend over then

Why has _rtemisia got a strap on

She can do what she likes...

Now, where were we...?

You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue.

Woah! That's not the way it works!"

Don't argue with your monarch.

(Gets popcorn & sits back to enjoy this unfold)

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

IF? What d'ya mean IF?

(I'm more regal than Lillibet!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been a queen for many a year "

Yes indeed ..... King of the Queens at that,,,,

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.

I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter

LOL

Bend over then

Why has _rtemisia got a strap on

She can do what she likes...

Now, where were we...?

You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue.

Woah! That's not the way it works!"

I is queen innit and you might well be king, but I 'as got first dibs on the island though, do like those waiters is mine by default.

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

If course no one has thought to ask the waiters what their opinion is. They might not want to nob either of us.

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