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"A marriage certificate shows ????" Shows That you where there | |||
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"A second marriage certificate shows ????" Shows you got rid of the horrid wanker and ended up with someone you love xxx Lois xxx | |||
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"a third???" Should be thought of as a one way ticket to Rampton or Carstairs. | |||
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"a cylcling proficiency certificate shows " yer a born nerd | |||
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"I did my beginners (red), elementery (blue), intermediate (green), & advanced (white) swimming awards when I was 8 and even though I got the certs for them I still transfer the little ribbons to any new swimming trunks I buy (I like my Thomas the Tank ones the bestest), although Siren says I look a twat and I have to spread my Joe 90 towel 20 feet away from hers when we go to the seaside." ha ha nice one, I used to have a boyfriend nicknamed Joe90. | |||
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"I did my beginners (red), elementery (blue), intermediate (green), & advanced (white) swimming awards when I was 8 and even though I got the certs for them I still transfer the little ribbons to any new swimming trunks I buy (I like my Thomas the Tank ones the bestest), although Siren says I look a twat and I have to spread my Joe 90 towel 20 feet away from hers when we go to the seaside." Vinny's is a Captain Scarlet towel LOL | |||
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"A marriage certificate shows ????" Insanity | |||
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"I ahve a riding and road safety badge, what about that?" Your safe while riding lol | |||
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"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it " Is that a certificate to thrill or to kill | |||
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"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it " And do you leave em shaken or stirred? | |||
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"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it Is that a certificate to thrill or to kill " I like to think I thrill | |||
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"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it And do you leave em shaken or stirred? " which ever is your preferance | |||
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"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it And do you leave em shaken or stirred? which ever is your preferance " Over ice with an olive and very very dry | |||
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