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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

A death certificate shows you have died.

A photo album shows you have lived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A marriage certificate shows ????

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"A marriage certificate shows ????"

Shows That you where there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A second marriage certificate shows ????"

Shows you got rid of the horrid wanker and ended up with someone you love xxx Lois xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a third???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a third???"

Should be thought of as a one way ticket to Rampton or Carstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cylcling proficiency certificate shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a cylcling proficiency certificate shows

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yer a born nerd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did my beginners (red), elementery (blue), intermediate (green), & advanced (white) swimming awards when I was 8 and even though I got the certs for them I still transfer the little ribbons to any new swimming trunks I buy (I like my Thomas the Tank ones the bestest), although Siren says I look a twat and I have to spread my Joe 90 towel 20 feet away from hers when we go to the seaside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did my beginners (red), elementery (blue), intermediate (green), & advanced (white) swimming awards when I was 8 and even though I got the certs for them I still transfer the little ribbons to any new swimming trunks I buy (I like my Thomas the Tank ones the bestest), although Siren says I look a twat and I have to spread my Joe 90 towel 20 feet away from hers when we go to the seaside."

ha ha nice one, I used to have a boyfriend nicknamed Joe90.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"I did my beginners (red), elementery (blue), intermediate (green), & advanced (white) swimming awards when I was 8 and even though I got the certs for them I still transfer the little ribbons to any new swimming trunks I buy (I like my Thomas the Tank ones the bestest), although Siren says I look a twat and I have to spread my Joe 90 towel 20 feet away from hers when we go to the seaside."

Vinny's is a Captain Scarlet towel LOL

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"A marriage certificate shows ????"

Insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ahve a riding and road safety badge, what about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ahve a riding and road safety badge, what about that?"

Your safe while riding lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it "

Is that a certificate to thrill or to kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it "

And do you leave em shaken or stirred?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it

Is that a certificate to thrill or to kill "

I like to think I thrill

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it

And do you leave em shaken or stirred? "

which ever is your preferance

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm officially James Bond, I've got a cerstificate with 007 on it

And do you leave em shaken or stirred?

which ever is your preferance "

Over ice with an olive and very very dry

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