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"Forgetting her name was quite embarrassing " I do that all the time - I have this awful tendency to call people 'dude' instead | |||
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"This one is second hand but nevertheless it made me chuckle , a friend of mine was having a good fumble with a lady friend and then suddenly the chimney stack collapsed through the roof , thankfully no one was harmed" Oh dear !! | |||
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"a few weeks ago I was happily riding a fella and next thing I woke up on the floor wondering where the hell I was, with him looming over me with a worried look on his face, stating I had passed out when I orgasmed! Luckily he was an ex medic " What are the chances we post post passing out within a minute or two lol | |||
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"Worst? Ohh, I'll ahve to think about that but in the meantime this pooped in to my hea. Meet a young chap, go to his, as we enter the flat he says 'I live with my mum, I hope that's ok?' No probs, says I, you gotta live with her. I wave to mum before we go the the bedroom. W're making so much noise that we put he mattress on the floor. Anyway, I've got him pinned on his back with my dick firmly inside him when the front door bell goes. It's some electric/gas/utilities man. Next thing, his mum is calling through the door, asking this lad for an access code and he's trying to remember as I'm stiffening inside him and trying not to laugh my head off. He hisses "shut up!" at me. I'm like, can't you see how ridiculous this is? Anyway. Good fuck, ran for the train, bathed in sweat... get this txt saying his mum had complained about 'all the banging' lol. I told him to say it was the boiler in to sort out his pipework. teehee" That's brilliant | |||
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"Wearing a pair of stiletto boots I moved position and gouged a man across the chest. I was glad I didn't take his eye out. On a few occasions my hold ups have slid down my ankles Nora Batty style,that's more embarrassing than it sounds. " Mine always do that, I end up having to just take them off altogether sometimes. I've definitely head butted/nutted a few | |||
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"Wearing a pair of stiletto boots I moved position and gouged a man across the chest. I was glad I didn't take his eye out. On a few occasions my hold ups have slid down my ankles Nora Batty style,that's more embarrassing than it sounds. Mine always do that, I end up having to just take them off altogether sometimes. I've definitely head butted/nutted a few " Tbh I think those things would be worth it to be in that position with you | |||
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"Worst? Ohh, I'll ahve to think about that but in the meantime this pooped in to my hea. Meet a young chap, go to his, as we enter the flat he says 'I live with my mum, I hope that's ok?' No probs, says I, you gotta live with her. I wave to mum before we go the the bedroom. W're making so much noise that we put he mattress on the floor. Anyway, I've got him pinned on his back with my dick firmly inside him when the front door bell goes. It's some electric/gas/utilities man. Next thing, his mum is calling through the door, asking this lad for an access code and he's trying to remember as I'm stiffening inside him and trying not to laugh my head off. He hisses "shut up!" at me. I'm like, can't you see how ridiculous this is? Anyway. Good fuck, ran for the train, bathed in sweat... get this txt saying his mum had complained about 'all the banging' lol. I told him to say it was the boiler in to sort out his pipework. teehee" Pmsl | |||
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"In the classic missionary position Asked mrsdpt if her mascara was running Turns out it was a nose bleed that id dripped onto her " Had similar during a spot of oral and we both thought for a minute she'd started a period | |||
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"The only thing I've ever done is accidentally knee C in the balls whilst changing position " I'm sure you kissed them better for him | |||
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"Right this pisses me right off !! Babes with dogs that wanna join in,I'm not conditioned for a 4 legged mutt watching me back scuttle his owner. I once had 3 shitzus jump in while I was on the job and a 4th scratching putting me off. Sort it out girls lol " What a lovely way with words you have. I'd have to say any pets should be barred from the room during activities. My guinea pig wouldn't be interested I dare say. | |||
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"Right this pisses me right off !! Babes with dogs that wanna join in,I'm not conditioned for a 4 legged mutt watching me back scuttle his owner. I once had 3 shitzus jump in while I was on the job and a 4th scratching putting me off. Sort it out girls lol What a lovely way with words you have. I'd have to say any pets should be barred from the room during activities. My guinea pig wouldn't be interested I dare say. " Rest assured my good lady so long as ya furry critter keeps off the bed when we are bumpin & grinding I shall refrain from moanin | |||
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"Breakfast table in the morning and her father passes over a screwdriver and asks if I could tighten up the screws on his daughters bed!" You win the internet for me this morning. | |||
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" Her husband coming home. Has to be a contender, at least. " Yep been there | |||
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"i was with a bird of the larger size and she farted in bed and i ended up on next doors rooftop " A ostrich | |||
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"A woman once said to me fuck me like you hate me so I spat in her face..... I'd didn't end well " Hahaha | |||
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"Arranged a camping trip with a guy I had met a lot socially on a different site. First night in the tent and in the middle of what was quite a good session and the geezer tells me he 'receives messages from God!' Perturbed, I stopped and sought clarification and I hadn't misheard. He believed that God was indeed sending him messages and quite specific ones which involved meeting women on the Internet and exercising their demons. He usually did this via MSN but I was a special case! Wasn't funny at the time. " Thanks, I now have a coffee covered laptop! I was giving oral to a girl once, she was enjoying it. When she reached orgasm she darted, sadly that kind of killed the mood. | |||
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"Okay... Here's one for fun What's the worst / most embarrassing thing you've done during sex ? For me it was the time when me and my then fb were having sex, he was on top. He told me to bend over for him and in the process of moving from on my back to doggy style i full on kicked him in the head !! He never said a word !! Which was worse I think ! lol.. What's yours ? " Farting during. It's a little off putting. Carried right on, but I can't remember what she said to me afterwards about it | |||
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"Was having a great fuck with my man, he was pounding my ass I told him to cum in my ass. He thought he was but it felt a bit strange, he was only peeing in my ass" Just EWWW! | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to say this. When I was a young frisky chap, having sex with my girlfriend on her bed, I felt the old exodus about to happen way too early, so I pulled out, kissed down her body and licked her whilst I shot it under her bed, , nothing was ever mentioned, but I was waiting for a bollocking for weeks afterwards. " So the cat really did get the cream | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to say this. When I was a young frisky chap, having sex with my girlfriend on her bed, I felt the old exodus about to happen way too early, so I pulled out, kissed down her body and licked her whilst I shot it under her bed, , nothing was ever mentioned, but I was waiting for a bollocking for weeks afterwards. So the cat really did get the cream" She had a dog that used to sneak in sometimes, thanks doggy, I got away with that one. | |||
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"a few weeks ago me and my male fb were at a club we decided to play with another male/female couple after me giving the guy a bj he cum in my mouth i puked!! ive only ever let my fb cum in my mouth and i fkin love it can have it all day everyday! so why did i think all cum tastes the same ... this other guys was horrid eeeewwwww!! he didnt seem to mind thoe just said sorry if he knew i didnt like cum he wouldnt of done it... my reply was i fkin love my fb's which then made the situation worse " Drinkers, smokers, people who eat lots of dairy, onions and garlic according to several surveys have very bitter tasting semen. People who eat plenty of fruits, oats and neither drink nor smoke, have very sweet tasting semen apparently. My ex can attest to the alcohol effects, because there was an occasion I drank a fair amount, and she gave me a bj, she said it was the worst thing she'd ever tasted, yet usually, she complimented me on how nice it tasted | |||
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"a few weeks ago me and my male fb were at a club we decided to play with another male/female couple after me giving the guy a bj he cum in my mouth i puked!! ive only ever let my fb cum in my mouth and i fkin love it can have it all day everyday! so why did i think all cum tastes the same ... this other guys was horrid eeeewwwww!! he didnt seem to mind thoe just said sorry if he knew i didnt like cum he wouldnt of done it... my reply was i fkin love my fb's which then made the situation worse Drinkers, smokers, people who eat lots of dairy, onions and garlic according to several surveys have very bitter tasting semen. People who eat plenty of fruits, oats and neither drink nor smoke, have very sweet tasting semen apparently. My ex can attest to the alcohol effects, because there was an occasion I drank a fair amount, and she gave me a bj, she said it was the worst thing she'd ever tasted, yet usually, she complimented me on how nice it tasted" Coffee as well gives bitterness | |||
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"a few weeks ago me and my male fb were at a club we decided to play with another male/female couple after me giving the guy a bj he cum in my mouth i puked!! ive only ever let my fb cum in my mouth and i fkin love it can have it all day everyday! so why did i think all cum tastes the same ... this other guys was horrid eeeewwwww!! he didnt seem to mind thoe just said sorry if he knew i didnt like cum he wouldnt of done it... my reply was i fkin love my fb's which then made the situation worse Drinkers, smokers, people who eat lots of dairy, onions and garlic according to several surveys have very bitter tasting semen. People who eat plenty of fruits, oats and neither drink nor smoke, have very sweet tasting semen apparently. My ex can attest to the alcohol effects, because there was an occasion I drank a fair amount, and she gave me a bj, she said it was the worst thing she'd ever tasted, yet usually, she complimented me on how nice it tasted" the other guy was drinking lager at the time lol my fb doesnt drink that lol thanks for that im still very new wen it comes to men... that probs wont make sence to you lol xx | |||
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