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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

funny little critters

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"funny little critters"

You d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially when they run

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Especially when they run"

She's got them running round her knickers again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you guess?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Especially when they run

She's got them running round her knickers again!"

keeps the crab numbers down. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easier said than done!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Especially when they run

She's got them running round her knickers again!

keeps the crab numbers down. lol"

And keep the bush nicely trimmed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Especially when they run

She's got them running round her knickers again!

keeps the crab numbers down. lol

And keep the bush nicely trimmed!

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exactly....well you wouldnt want a weasel in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeew....no!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Or a pole cat lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Especially when they run

She's got them running round her knickers again!

keeps the crab numbers down. lol

And keep the bush nicely trimmed!

exactly....well you wouldnt want a weasel in there"

Not really.......... that's why we marry them! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or a pole cat lol"

something against pole cats have we????

well???

Im watching you (.)(.) eyes before you think ive unleashed my diddies...they are keeping the slo worms warm

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Or a pole cat lol

something against pole cats have we????

well???

Im watching you (.)(.) eyes before you think ive unleashed my diddies...they are keeping the slo worms warm"

(o)(o) hahahaha my bins are better than yours!

Pole cats are smelly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or a pole cat lol

something against pole cats have we????

well???

Im watching you (.)(.) eyes before you think ive unleashed my diddies...they are keeping the slo worms warm

(o)(o) hahahaha my bins are better than yours!

Pole cats are smelly!"

Thats it.....its no good crying, you are off my christmas card list...no dont beg...the lady is not for turning...hmmm think ive heard that somewhere before!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so, stoats.....do you think they will go well with lolo rosso, or beetroot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoats eh there funny little critters get everywhere specially oop ya trouser leg in Yorkshire...but then everythings a bit strange oop that way whippets flat caps all sorts..lol

Back to the stoats and not my ramblings their handy for getting your keys from drainholes if you train them right and quite partial to a garibaldi biscuit.

However if you read under the fur there is a warning that says do not insert into dark moist places..lol

Femme get it out it'll suffocate you deviant!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tatts.....wave a garibaldi will you, the warning came too late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He smelt the garibaldi and came running poor little mite looks like he saw a deep dark tunnel with a waterfall..Femme!!! where was he????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He smelt the garibaldi and came running poor little mite looks like he saw a deep dark tunnel with a waterfall..Femme!!! where was he????

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ummmmm.....isnt it lovely drying weather we have been having lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It certainly is , the blue sky makes the glint of insanity in your eyes stand out more against the backdrop of an accident between a donkey a jetski and a sherman tank x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It certainly is , the blue sky makes the glint of insanity in your eyes stand out more against the backdrop of an accident between a donkey a jetski and a sherman tank x"

It was the donkeys fault...I saw it all.

He was just setting up his picnic, fluffed his blanket in a swooshing manner and blinded the guy on the jetski....he landed ass on the barrel and made the sherman shoot....very common apprently...according to which magazine.

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I have had my hand down many pants and only ever found Beaver....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have had my hand down many pants and only ever found Beaver.... "

How common!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update, apparently the jetskier was in the wrong lane and momentarily looked down to see if he had dropped a stitch...and well the rest is history really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped a stitch i'm having him up on charges of not paying undue care and attention while knitting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dropped a stitch i'm having him up on charges of not paying undue care and attention while knitting!!"

well after a sherman up his ass, prison should be a doddle! lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

hmmm stoats (shudders) much prefer the ferret especially with reggae sauce

i find stoats cunning little beggers ..

and a stoat's eyesight is quite poor, and it tracks down its prey by scent, being able to locate a victim from a great distance. It follows a trail relentlessly, and once in pursuit, the prey has little chance of escape. The victim is killed by pouncing on it and biting deeply into the back of the neck

stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon

pd

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

That explains how my rabbit died then!

Got by a cunning stoat

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon

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hmmmm sounds like a few parties i've been to !

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon

hmmmm sounds like a few parties i've been to ! "

yeah i have heard about your prancing act ...LOL

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon

hmmmm sounds like a few parties i've been to ! "

You've been to on of PD's get togethers then?

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