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I really must control my gob...!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I've been throwing my toys out of my pram over the past few days. Last week I wrote 'you are an idiot' (with alot more words) replies to 23 people who contacted us. (On the basis that not one of them had read our profile.)

This week, and it is only Monday, I've upset 3 soldiers, 1 pilot and my budget manager by calling them all 'twatheads'

I've booted a Brigadier out of the Conference Room next week and put him in the coldest classroom I could find, for calling me dearie and I told a Colonel he really hadn't got the legs to wear lycra. (good job the big boss thinks I'm a hoot)

Tomorrow I'm due a row with the computer geek who's put the fibre cabling into our new offices, in all the wrong places.

But God will have his retribution for my run-away-gob.

Thursday when I meet Femme, wearing flats and non-matching underwear, I'm due for a serious bollocking.

Anyone else due some god like retribution this week?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ok i'm officially scared of you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I constantly feel like I'm paying someone else's debts.

a day off would be nice

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I'm not. Or am I not getting the seriousness of the situation?

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I'm not. Or am I not getting the seriousness of the situation?"

I am sure I can find some sin that you have committed Ahabs......... I'll pray for some divine retribution for you. Might give me a bit of a break on mine!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"ok i'm officially scared of you now "

Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok i'm officially scared of you now

Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams "

can ye giuce kev a bollocking on saturday please, for no other reason that it will funny as feck

kat x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

FLAT SHOES AND NON MATCHING UNDERWEAR!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very difficult to give someone a bollocking who doesn't give a shit about pretty much anything.

Siren asks why I'm so laid back and I tell her that if I can't control something I'm sure as hell not gonna worry about it, but cross me in my work and I'll have that person fired in a heartbeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why change the habit of a life time!

I am often described as brutally honest, and some find me intimidating.

So rather than dealing with me directly, the gutless twats would go to my bosses and let them deal with me instead.

I too would chew people's heads off, and I don't care how high the fruit tree they sit on!

The main thing is that, I am consistent, and peeps know where they stand with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok i'm officially scared of you now

Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams "

oii you are sitting on me H.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

got my arse handed to me earlier off becky cos she said i ate more of our shared naan bread than her with our curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams "

I don't know if you'll remember me Maddie but...nope, no WAY you're ever the quiet one in any corner of anywhere!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maddie, control her gob lmao, now ive heard some crap in my time but really.

Im never rude to people, never call anyone a twat (well not since its been a bannable offense) now where did i put that bloody halo

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Maddie, control her gob lmao, now ive heard some crap in my time but really.

Im never rude to people, never call anyone a twat (well not since its been a bannable offense) now where did i put that bloody halo"
its in ya knickers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maddie, control her gob lmao, now ive heard some crap in my time but really.

Im never rude to people, never call anyone a twat (well not since its been a bannable offense) now where did i put that bloody haloits in ya knickers "

Shouldnt you be resting your gob, whoops i ment just resting lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Maddie, control her gob lmao, now ive heard some crap in my time but really.

Im never rude to people, never call anyone a twat (well not since its been a bannable offense) now where did i put that bloody haloits in ya knickers

Shouldnt you be resting your gob, whoops i ment just resting lol"
dont you start...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maddie, control her gob lmao, now ive heard some crap in my time but really.

Im never rude to people, never call anyone a twat (well not since its been a bannable offense) now where did i put that bloody haloits in ya knickers

Shouldnt you be resting your gob, whoops i ment just resting loldont you start... "

Me? would I. Unfortunatly i cant make it on thursday to annoy you lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Maddie, control her gob lmao, now ive heard some crap in my time but really.

Im never rude to people, never call anyone a twat (well not since its been a bannable offense) now where did i put that bloody haloits in ya knickers

Shouldnt you be resting your gob, whoops i ment just resting loldont you start...

Me? would I. Unfortunatly i cant make it on thursday to annoy you lol"
well Maddie is already threatening flat shoes n non matching underwear.....i cant cope with much more

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"ok i'm officially scared of you now

Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams "

yeah....they say its the quiet ones you have to watch!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why change the habit of a life time!

I am often described as brutally honest, and some find me intimidating.

So rather than dealing with me directly, the gutless twats would go to my bosses and let them deal with me instead.

I too would chew people's heads off, and I don't care how high the fruit tree they sit on!

The main thing is that, I am consistent, and peeps know where they stand with me. "

hmmmm as far away as poss, I imagine

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"ok i'm officially scared of you now

Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams

can ye giuce kev a bollocking on saturday please, for no other reason that it will funny as feck

kat x x"

Your wish maybe my command if the git nicks my coffee again!!!!!!!

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams

I don't know if you'll remember me Maddie but...nope, no WAY you're ever the quiet one in any corner of anywhere!!!"

It was ALL Jason's fault....... honestly.

(Or if it was the Beach Party....... It was Wishy's fault!!)

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"FLAT SHOES AND NON MATCHING UNDERWEAR!!!!! "

La la la la la la la la

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wont be driving saturday will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok i'm officially scared of you now

Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams

yeah....they say its the quiet ones you have to watch!!!!!"

Maddie quiet??? Are you sure you have got the right one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been throwing my toys out of my pram over the past few days. Last week I wrote 'you are an idiot' (with alot more words) replies to 23 people who contacted us. (On the basis that not one of them had read our profile.)

This week, and it is only Monday, I've upset 3 soldiers, 1 pilot and my budget manager by calling them all 'twatheads'

I've booted a Brigadier out of the Conference Room next week and put him in the coldest classroom I could find, for calling me dearie and I told a Colonel he really hadn't got the legs to wear lycra. (good job the big boss thinks I'm a hoot)

Tomorrow I'm due a row with the computer geek who's put the fibre cabling into our new offices, in all the wrong places.

But God will have his retribution for my run-away-gob.

Thursday when I meet Femme, wearing flats and non-matching underwear, I'm due for a serious bollocking.

Anyone else due some god like retribution this week?"

OMG im glad im outta ya way for a bit then lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok i'm officially scared of you now "

im not,but i am a little turned on

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"You wont be driving saturday will you "

Yep.

You got summat to say about that??

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"ok i'm officially scared of you now

im not,but i am a little turned on"

Oooeerrr Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moi?

But you've seen me..... the quiet one in the corner of the smoking deck at Chams

I don't know if you'll remember me Maddie but...nope, no WAY you're ever the quiet one in any corner of anywhere!!!

It was ALL Jason's fault....... honestly.

(Or if it was the Beach Party....... It was Wishy's fault!!) "

No you know me from a little further back

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