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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things!"
ornamental shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

car arials

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things!"

Butt plug removers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things!"

As its coming upto Christmas you can make a load of those Advent mobiles they used to make on Blue Peter ... then sell them at a handicraft fayre

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

So a advent but plug remover so far!

Sounds pretty risky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a advent but plug remover so far!

Sounds pretty risky! "

Hmmm especially if you light the candles

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Heavy duty exercise wheel for big hamsters.

Cock cage.

But my best idea I think... ready for this? ... stand by for an injection of major excitement - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How about a 'second hand coat hanger shop'?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Heavy duty exercise wheel for big hamsters.

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Actually that's a good idea. I could build one for the cat who eats and eats and get it fit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"car arials "

I like to fashion car aerials into coat hangers........its the rebellious streak in me! R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up"

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up "

Oi i hang up all mi shirts

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up

Oi i hang up all mi shirts "
yes ...all how many of them?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up

Oi i hang up all mi shirts yes ...all how many of them????? "

you'll ave to give im a min, he's just verifying (trying to find one??)

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke


"So a advent but plug remover so far!

Sounds pretty risky! "

and what would you do if your butt plug got stuck in january

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You scrunch them up so you're left with a piece of folded metal and then package them as a must have for everyman's toolbox, cos as we men know, you ALWAYS need a piece of strong wire in ya toolkit for things like sticking down a blocked drain before calling out a plumber who charges you £200 ... to stick a piece of strong wire down ya drain.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up

Oi i hang up all mi shirts yes ...all how many of them?????

you'll ave to give im a min, he's just verifying (trying to find one??)"
got lost counting more like, he has an obscene amount of shirts

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Yes I know this isn't the right place but as its inspired by this thread...

A van driver picks up a female hitchhiker. Having been so kind to her she offers him sex as a reward for the lift. So they pull up in a lay-by, pile in the back of the van and get to it. At some point she calls out 'whip me whip me'. Well there was nothing in the van he could use so he jumped out and had a look around. Well there was nothing but grass and so in desperation he broke the arial off the van, got back in with her and started whipping her. With that she jumped up, took the arial off him and then whipped him with the arial off the van.

A few days later he is in terrible pain so went to the doctor and explained about the girl, the sex and the whipping. The doctor said, "Ok, take your shirt off lets have a look" The doctor was horrified by what he saw! "What is it Doc, whats wrong with me?

The doctor told him, "I'm sorry to tell you this but that is the worse case of 'vanariel' disease I've ever seen!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres another shirt probably needing hung up

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Make a Christmas tree!!!

The hangers already come in a christmassy silver/snowey colour.

It will give a real contemporary art feel to your living room this yuletide. If you want to take it that little bit further try slicing a reindeer in half and hanging it from the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make a Christmas tree!!!

The hangers already come in a christmassy silver/snowey colour.

It will give a real contemporary art feel to your living room this yuletide. If you want to take it that little bit further try slicing a reindeer in half and hanging it from the ceiling."

You n your bldy ideas - right mess on me carpet now

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

they can be used for breaking into a car by working them in and lifting the button

or if this fails straighten it out and put it through the letter box and hook the keys of the hall table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a advent but plug remover so far!

Sounds pretty risky!

and what would you do if your butt plug got stuck in january

"

Leave it there till the following christmas?

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

If you straighten 'em all out, buy the biggest fuck-off pumpkin you can find, stick 'em all over, you'll have a cheap and cheerful Halloween Hedgehog to brightem up any home!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sell them on e-bay for a pound each as emergengy door openers,if they lose there keys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straiten them out for unblocking sinks and drains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straiten them out for unblocking sinks and drains.

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