FabSwingers.com forum: A gift to a forumite

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you could give any forumite a gift what would it be.

I would give _iew a throne for the old queen to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could give him an old queen for him to sit on

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"You could give him an old queen for him to sit on

What do you mean, dont think he can sit on himself lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"You could give him an old queen for him to sit on

sing-a-long sound of music dvd for peaches

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i would buy the high priestess matching undies

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"You could give him an old queen for him to sit on

I am a giver ...... I dinna received swollen goods........

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would buy craigy a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes, shoes and more shoes

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would buy wishy a new brain cause hes going to burst the one hes got

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I would get some make up for Diamondsmiles to give to her friend behind her, she looks awful pale.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would buy Femme X Factor live show front row tickets..

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would get some make up for Diamondsmiles to give to her friend behind her, she looks awful pale."

ha ha, thats the first time ive ever blanked out a picture thats the only reason i put it on so i know how good i am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could give him an old queen for him to sit on

sing-a-long sound of music dvd for peaches

rather be forced to eat someones sausage than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a jar of marmite

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would buy Femme X Factor live show front row tickets..

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Thats low.....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I would buy Femme X Factor live show front row tickets..

Thats low.....

yup xxxx...e njoy xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would buy honeypot an umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would buy wishy a new brain cause hes going to burst the one hes got"

But this one is only half full! I haven't finished using it yet!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would buy Rugby and HPC a box of rubbers each... they go thro them quickly..

oops meant erasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get femme some green wellies

without heels i might add

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can I buy one for myself?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can I buy one for myself?"

No but i will buy you a tescos carpark pass

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I buy one for myself?

No but i will buy you a tescos carpark pass

Does that mean I have to take the diamante bra and knicker set back?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can I buy one for myself?

No but i will buy you a tescos carpark pass

Does that mean I have to take the diamante bra and knicker set back?

You can keep that if you buy me a tiara

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Id buy-View....a pink sock

Diamonds...high heels

Polo....shoes but like the ones in that pic we saw

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can I buy one for myself?

No but i will buy you a tescos carpark pass

Does that mean I have to take the diamante bra and knicker set back?

You can keep that if you buy me a tiara"

Deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New knickers for Polo!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Polo....shoes but like the ones in that pic we saw

Do you mean the film Saw? Do they have clamps which shut around the victim's head and drills and blades and..... am I getting too carried away here?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Polo....shoes but like the ones in that pic we saw

Do you mean the film Saw? Do they have clamps which shut around the victim's head and drills and blades and..... am I getting too carried away here?

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Well now ya mention it......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

For Pearl…a piece of grit and a fresh water oyster.

As long as she doesn't buy me Germany knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as she doesn't buy me Germany knickers."

I am not that insensitive!!!

I was thinking about red frilly ones to be honest!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"As long as she doesn't buy me Germany knickers.

I am not that insensitive!!!

I was thinking about red frilly ones to be honest!

Oh bless.... for that you can have two bits of grit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as she doesn't buy me Germany knickers.

I am not that insensitive!!!

I was thinking about red frilly ones to be honest!

Oh bless.... for that you can have two bits of grit

Awww, thanks!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"i would buy the high priestess matching undies

I saw that!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Femme....... flip flops

Big Bad ...... a watch thats 1/2 hour slow just so he doesn't think he's waiting for so long for Femme to put her face on.

Diamond..... a heart machine for the next poor bloke she tries to kill.

HPC....... and umbrella

Grey Kitten...... sleeping pills (so her stamina doesn't put me to shame again)

Soapy........ a bigger rubber ducky

I'm still thinking about everyone else.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

All good choices apart from the first one

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"All good choices apart from the first one

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

A Kipper tie and a slice of cake

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A Kipper tie and a slice of cake

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a gag for bigbad

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

A wire butt plug remover for Jason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for monkey - a spanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for femme... a tin of beans to go in her paddling pool

bigbad...a new shirt for me mate

_adchick...a coffee foe me to steal

and for my lovely kat who as to put up with me... as many shoes and handbags, and bras, and diamonds, and toys and anything else my princess wants.

ye ok so i can wish cant i

kat x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for peaches - some cream

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

for kat.....another pair of flip flops

for kev..... a zimmer frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for _ig bad - a new coathanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for fem 2 pieces of rubber hose

1 to beat her with and the other to earth her from all the static off her man made nylon clothes

love kev xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me - a new spacehopper - anyone? please????

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