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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

*shakes pale fat bum*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Gets the haribos, who want some cola bottles?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol"

Shall we go strut our stuff on a nudist beach. Under an umbrella of course. Wouldn't wanna burn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol

Shall we go strut our stuff on a nudist beach. Under an umbrella of course. Wouldn't wanna burn!"

Damn right, i'll slather you in factor 50 too

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol

Shall we go strut our stuff on a nudist beach. Under an umbrella of course. Wouldn't wanna burn!

Damn right, i'll slather you in factor 50 too "

I need it reapplying every half an hour!

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex


"*Gets the haribos, who want some cola bottles? "

Got any cherries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol

Shall we go strut our stuff on a nudist beach. Under an umbrella of course. Wouldn't wanna burn!

Damn right, i'll slather you in factor 50 too "

If I'm being honest, I might need some too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where the f do peeps get their ideas for threads from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am,you just can't see it under my pale flab

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves "

I like you

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Sufficiently tanned here.

Stop with the toned already, there's another thread ffs. And there's loads of toned female bods on here, keep looking. One thing about FAB we've found is that the choice is wide and varied, the selection is vast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol

Shall we go strut our stuff on a nudist beach. Under an umbrella of course. Wouldn't wanna burn!

Damn right, i'll slather you in factor 50 too

I need it reapplying every half an hour! "

In between all the nooks and crannies too hehe

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol"

same

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves "

Really? I hate this purile cliché.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol

Shall we go strut our stuff on a nudist beach. Under an umbrella of course. Wouldn't wanna burn!

Damn right, i'll slather you in factor 50 too

I need it reapplying every half an hour!

In between all the nooks and crannies too hehe"

Underboob too... Especially as I've perfected the art of falling over backwards!

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By *randMrsHorny24Couple
over a year ago

South wales

What's wrong with women with curves I personally think curvy women are much sexier

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves

I like you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg pressure thread ~ I have freckles & flab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see am not alone then LLF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see am not alone then LLF "

Haha oh bless you cant see the irony of this!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sufficiently tanned here.

Stop with the toned already, there's another thread ffs. And there's loads of toned female bods on here, keep looking. One thing about FAB we've found is that the choice is wide and varied, the selection is vast."

I think I've found the perfect tanned and toned lady

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"omg pressure thread ~ I have freckles & flab "

Go look at the pic of my tattoo. I've got everyone beat on freckles/moles xD I once had someone do a dot-to-dot on my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see am not alone then LLF

Haha oh bless you cant see the irony of this!! Lol"

Bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "

But not a lack of unimaganative profiles with no photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

But not a lack of unimaganative profiles with no photos "

Ouch! Haha, I was hoping the sarcasm was coming across, but it might have been lost on you!

You seem ideal as well ahaha

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

Another one confusing internet porn with real life. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another one confusing internet porn with real life. Lol "

I hope no one is confusing me for actually thinking that ahaha

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "

LMAO.. right on !!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's winter, it's cold, there may be a little extra lagging around......

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Best you run along and find some then. I can point you in the direction of a couple of guys who might be interested in helping you look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best you run along and find some then. I can point you in the direction of a couple of guys who might be interested in helping you look. "

Now that's the sort of response I was after

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Best you run along and find some then. I can point you in the direction of a couple of guys who might be interested in helping you look.

Now that's the sort of response I was after "

If its guys you want there is the gay site you know

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

There's also a lack of Hugh Jackman look-alikes.

Fucking site with it's fucking normal people!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best you run along and find some then. I can point you in the direction of a couple of guys who might be interested in helping you look.

Now that's the sort of response I was after

If its guys you want there is the gay site you know

"

Loving this sarcasm!

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By *iaFlashCouple
over a year ago

walsall

personally Flash adores toned women especially arms and stomach.

we have never met any women that suit these requirements but have met people that we enjoy the company of regardless of these distinguishing features

it would be an added bonus as far as we are concerned, I am going gym same as Flash and im toning up my arms, stomach and bum but that is down to my own determination to lose a bit of weight and get some muscle lol

if you look specifically for meets based on looks, like toned/tanned or Alt girls/guys its going to be difficult.

we found that alot of guys and girls who looking to meet there perfect counterparts have large ego's and very little personality (quite a turn off for us) and get quite abusive when they get turned down as a result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Gets the haribos, who want some cola bottles? "

Me, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Gets the haribos, who want some cola bottles?

Me, please! "
Yes, will give you some, cola bottles x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree.

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By *ovinglife5000Woman
over a year ago

London


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "

there are still some if you look hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

there are still some if you look hard enough "

yes indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will wiggle my fat pale bits out of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am tanned . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My huge milky white tits and ass are now past caring lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "

I'm working on it, these things take time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tanned and toned with added booty at no extra charge. Worked hard and not afraid to show it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tanned and toned with added booty at no extra charge. Worked hard and not afraid to show it. "

Now there is the sort of woman fab needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves "

Oooo I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "

White and wobbly here

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves "

Knew there was more to you than your excellent taste in music and your enviable location.

I like you even more now

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves

Knew there was more to you than your excellent taste in music and your enviable location.

I like you even more now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tanned and toned with added booty at no extra charge. Worked hard and not afraid to show it.

Now there is the sort of woman fab needs "

So you can be turned down by even more women?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tanned and toned with added booty at no extra charge. Worked hard and not afraid to show it.

Now there is the sort of woman fab needs

So you can be turned down by even more women? "

That's the general idea haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "
Could be the time of the year!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "

Think you'll find the metric weight is spelt with a "s" not a "d" at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

Think you'll find the metric weight is spelt with a "s" not a "d" at the end. "

I'll say it for you if you don't mind OP? Pedant

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed posts so if youve quoted then they have gone too sorry

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

Think you'll find the metric weight is spelt with a "s" not a "d" at the end.

I'll say it for you if you don't mind OP? Pedant "

Oh and I thought it was just observant

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

OP I have a username list of 68 toned (sorry no tonned ones) and tanned women I would be happy to share with you.

PM for pricing.

©Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive removed posts so if youve quoted then they have gone too sorry"

Awww......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here... "

There's plenty of toned gorgeous women on fab

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Well I've had a laugh with the comments...but like one lady said lots to choose from in the sweet shop.....same here we all have our preferences. ....Some like a stick of rock and some like the candy floss....They both taste sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tan's faded a bit as its winter but I'm pretty toned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

Think you'll find the metric weight is spelt with a "s" not a "d" at the end.

I'll say it for you if you don't mind OP? Pedant "

In my defence I spelt it right in the title! Must have been auto correct on my iPod

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've had a laugh with the comments...but like one lady said lots to choose from in the sweet shop.....same here we all have our preferences. ....Some like a stick of rock and some like the candy floss....They both taste sweet "

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

Think you'll find the metric weight is spelt with a "s" not a "d" at the end.

I'll say it for you if you don't mind OP? Pedant

In my defence I spelt it right in the title! Must have been auto correct on my iPod "

T'was tongue in cheek, however can I point out (pedantically) that your iPod is changing words to nonexistent spellings, might be worth checking it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

Think you'll find the metric weight is spelt with a "s" not a "d" at the end.

I'll say it for you if you don't mind OP? Pedant

In my defence I spelt it right in the title! Must have been auto correct on my iPod

T'was tongue in cheek, however can I point out (pedantically) that your iPod is changing words to nonexistent spellings, might be worth checking it out. "

Damn! Haha, haven't got any more excuses

How about the dog ate my dictionary..? Errrmmmm

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By *ugar1andspice2Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

How to reduce ur chances in one swift move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How to reduce ur chances in one swift move "

By posting a tounge in cheek thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assumed this thread was a tongue in cheek response to an earlier tongue in cheek thread by a female member about the lack of tuned men. The different responses are amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assumed this thread was a tongue in cheek response to an earlier tongue in cheek thread by a female member about the lack of tuned men. The different responses are amusing."

The tuned men thread was in response to the toned women thread posted first. Keep up man

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By *ub... girlWoman
over a year ago

worcester


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves "

Well said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves

Oooo I like that "

See - this is why we need a Biker's section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fool can drive straight, it takes an expert to handle curves "

Mawh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assumed this thread was a tongue in cheek response to an earlier tongue in cheek thread by a female member about the lack of tuned men. The different responses are amusing.

The tuned men thread was in response to the toned women thread posted first. Keep up man "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a lack of tonned and tanned women on here...

But not a lack of unimaganative profiles with no photos "

Totally agree !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*shakes pale fat bum*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one confusing internet porn with real life. Lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some people really need to just chill out and have a bit of a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people have their own prefs for body shape - fair enough.

but the tanned thing makes it look like she works in a field all day, or digs up roads topless.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Mrs JFL is toned but would rather drink whiskey than be tanned (and she hates whiskey!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people have their own prefs for body shape - fair enough.

but the tanned thing makes it look like she works in a field all day, or digs up roads topless. "

What's wrong with a hard working woman?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"people have their own prefs for body shape - fair enough.

but the tanned thing makes it look like she works in a field all day, or digs up roads topless. "

Or has a couple of nice holidays a year, maybe even uses sunbeds..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people really need to just chill out and have a bit of a laugh "

A lot of folk just see words in a row they don't like and just enjoy having a little go....they don't know it's a tounge in cheek take of another thread and some of the villagers are a bit grumpy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people have their own prefs for body shape - fair enough.

but the tanned thing makes it look like she works in a field all day, or digs up roads topless. "

Or goes out in the sunshine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people have their own prefs for body shape - fair enough.

but the tanned thing makes it look like she works in a field all day, or digs up roads topless.

What's wrong with a hard working woman? "

Nowt, long as its in front of a sink or behind a Hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some female bodybuilders please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with a hard working woman? "

presuming they do actually exist, we wouldnt want HRH HWW to make any mistakes when cooking dinner.

Plus, its a known fact sex with exhausted people is rarely much fun, the snoring can be a bit offputting

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