FabSwingers.com: T (50) , Woman in worcester, West Midlands, UK

I am a 49 year old straight woman, and I'm looking to meet locals for fun..

I'M NOT ON HERE FOR AN INCOME, FAB IS MY PLEASURE! No more money offers, thanks...

It's time for an update as I'm asked the same questions...

1, yes, my boobs are real, and 38gg

2. Yes, age matters as I bet my grandson is almost the same age as most of you. (He's 8)

3. Yes, I will meet married/attached men. I'm single, therefore doing nothing wrong, No girl code here. If you're not getting it at home, I'm happy to take your load.

4, No you ain't fucking my arse or cumming in my mouth or on my face.

5. Yes, you did read right, I'm a nanny.

6. Yes I'm a bouncer and swim teacher.

7. Must be able to kiss!

8. Yes I read profiles before I consider replying, if there's nothing it tells me a lot about you.

9. I don't do pain.

10, I'm sick of hearing "are you prepared for a big load" guys it's all the same, none of you are different.

11, if your in uniform you jump straight to the front of the queue...

Another thing, guys, don't expect me to look like a dog's dinner for you, a ball gown, stockings, suspenders, thigh-high boots, and flavoured lipstick, and you turn up in your scraggy boxers. I am more of a tomboy than you believe. You'll get what I'm wearing, if you don't like it. Pass me by...

I can't make it any more clear,

CLEANLINESS IS A MUST.....

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