FabSwingers.com forum: Clit Clamps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???"

You got a new job then BF?

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahha

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

weve got a new range rover 4.6 i think it is and we were laughing away when watching a wheel clamper trying to fit one on our wheel..best thing when the wheels are to big....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"weve got a new range rover 4.6 i think it is and we were laughing away when watching a wheel clamper trying to fit one on our wheel..best thing when the wheels are to big....lol"

I've often wondered why those darn things are so popular. Must go and get one myself hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???"

lol...........has not only a vision of some going...clit?...where the hells that, and do they come with a diagram for correct use? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???

lol...........has not only a vision of some going...clit?...where the hells that, and do they come with a diagram for correct use? lol"

It must have a tiny little padlock with an even more tiny key to lock it! hmmmm... I like this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???

lol...........has not only a vision of some going...clit?...where the hells that, and do they come with a diagram for correct use? lol

It must have a tiny little padlock with an even more tiny key to lock it! hmmmm... I like this thread!

the penalty notice must be minute!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???

lol...........has not only a vision of some going...clit?...where the hells that, and do they come with a diagram for correct use? lol

It must have a tiny little padlock with an even more tiny key to lock it! hmmmm... I like this thread!

the penalty notice must be minute!"

But imagine being towed away

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

who needs a key for the padlock when ur hubby keeps a grinder in the boot..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???

lol...........has not only a vision of some going...clit?...where the hells that, and do they come with a diagram for correct use? lol

It must have a tiny little padlock with an even more tiny key to lock it! hmmmm... I like this thread!

the penalty notice must be minute!

But imagine being towed away"

lmao............mental image..... being towed away by the clit......lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???

lol...........has not only a vision of some going...clit?...where the hells that, and do they come with a diagram for correct use? lol

It must have a tiny little padlock with an even more tiny key to lock it! hmmmm... I like this thread!

the penalty notice must be minute!

But imagine being towed away

lmao............mental image..... being towed away by the clit......lmao."
ouch !!!! thats just wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they like wheel clamps but smaller? do you have to pay some big fat bald bloke in a yellow Hi Viz jacket with tattoos, missing front teeth and a crap attitude £70 to take them off???

lol...........has not only a vision of some going...clit?...where the hells that, and do they come with a diagram for correct use? lol

It must have a tiny little padlock with an even more tiny key to lock it! hmmmm... I like this thread!

the penalty notice must be minute!

But imagine being towed away

lmao............mental image..... being towed away by the clit......lmao."

And I can imagine with some woman that would have to be a big fucking tow truck!!

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

BF...why do u thing the hubby has a massive 4 x 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all i can say is OUCH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all i can say is OUCH!!! "
iv just looked at clit clamps online il change my mind lol xxxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"all i can say is OUCH!!! iv just looked at clit clamps online il change my mind lol xxxxx"

kinky bitch - i love yu xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all i can say is OUCH!!! iv just looked at clit clamps online il change my mind lol xxxxx

kinky bitch - i love yu xxx"
oh i get kinkier!! loves ya too xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"all i can say is OUCH!!! iv just looked at clit clamps online il change my mind lol xxxxx

kinky bitch - i love yu xxxoh i get kinkier!! loves ya too xx"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i could get kinky with you!!!!!!!!!!

kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all i can say is OUCH!!! iv just looked at clit clamps online il change my mind lol xxxxx

kinky bitch - i love yu xxxoh i get kinkier!! loves ya too xx

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i could get kinky with you!!!!!!!!!!

kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
i feel some fotos coming on!!! purrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxxxxxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"all i can say is OUCH!!! iv just looked at clit clamps online il change my mind lol xxxxx

kinky bitch - i love yu xxxoh i get kinkier!! loves ya too xx

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i could get kinky with you!!!!!!!!!!

kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssi feel some fotos coming on!!! purrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxxxxxx"

mmmmmmmm oooohhh you can both come and be kinky with me anytime .....tongue hangs out ..pmsl

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