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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... "hi guys i am looking for a policeman to play with get in touch".

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Are u that special person to be a policeman?? lol

it takes alot of bravery n guts n upbeat powers bout you ,,,to be a copper!

wot do u reckon to um?

they are our lifesavers so hats off to um i say!

ure thoughts:

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"... "hi guys i am looking for a policeman to play with get in touch".

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Are u that special person to be a policeman?? lol

it takes alot of bravery n guts n upbeat powers bout you ,,,to be a copper!

wot do u reckon to um?

they are our lifesavers so hats off to um i say!

ure thoughts: "
i have a policewomans outfit...lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"... "hi guys i am looking for a policeman to play with get in touch".

**************************************

Are u that special person to be a policeman?? lol

it takes alot of bravery n guts n upbeat powers bout you ,,,to be a copper!

wot do u reckon to um?

they are our lifesavers so hats off to um i say!

ure thoughts: i have a policewomans outfit...lol "

I play with soldiers all day....... I don't need policemen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... "hi guys i am looking for a policeman to play with get in touch".

**************************************

Are u that special person to be a policeman?? lol

it takes alot of bravery n guts n upbeat powers bout you ,,,to be a copper!

wot do u reckon to um?

they are our lifesavers so hats off to um i say!

ure thoughts: i have a policewomans outfit...lol

I play with soldiers all day....... I don't need policemen!

"

hehehehehehe hahahahahahaha loving the comments on this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a truncheon you're after I don't believe they have the nice rounded ended ones any more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's a truncheon you're after I don't believe they have the nice rounded ended ones any more! "

iv got one of them behind our bar

its got a lovely round end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn another policeman where the hell are all the traffic wardens and accountants, we would love to meet and chat with them

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"If it's a truncheon you're after I don't believe they have the nice rounded ended ones any more! "

No but they have side-handled batons. Go from 6 inches to 24 inches with a flick of the wrist

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I once did a police lady. She asked me if she could take down my particulars and i said why not

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well from my limited experience there some of the dirtiest gits going and i looooooooooooves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got stopped by the fuzz on my way home from the night I first met Siren. They asked my what I was doing out at 3am and where had I been, where was I going etc. I couldn't be arsed to lie to them so I told the truth and said I was a swinger on my way home from meeting a lady for some lovely fun. They both perked up at that (there was a male and a female cop) and the woman asked me what the swinging scene was really like. My reply was, "fookin awesome, wanna try?", her colleague laughed, she blushed, and said, "On yer way ya randy git!"

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I got stopped by the fuzz on my way home from the night I first met Siren. They asked my what I was doing out at 3am and where had I been, where was I going etc. I couldn't be arsed to lie to them so I told the truth and said I was a swinger on my way home from meeting a lady for some lovely fun. They both perked up at that (there was a male and a female cop) and the woman asked me what the swinging scene was really like. My reply was, "fookin awesome, wanna try?", her colleague laughed, she blushed, and said, "On yer way ya randy git!" "

I used to see a traffic cop some nights on my way home at 3 or 4 at an all night cafe and got into a similar conversation. He ended up having a right time. Even let me off a speeding ticket 12 months later. Some of them are aright

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"damn another policeman where the hell are all the traffic wardens and accountants, we would love to meet and chat with them "

what about them sexy estate agents?

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"damn another policeman where the hell are all the traffic wardens and accountants, we would love to meet and chat with them

what about them sexy estate agents?

lol"

They are on that programme "To buy or not to Buy" lol lol

BBC1 every morning! lol

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"They are on that programme "To buy or not to Buy" lol lol

BBC1 every morning! lol "

Morning TV??

Take it you didnt get that job then?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I got picked up by the fuzz once. Didn't half fooking hurt, i can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They are on that programme "To buy or not to Buy" lol lol

BBC1 every morning! lol

Morning TV??

Take it you didnt get that job then?"

No i didnt worse luck! drat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I got picked up by the fuzz once. Didn't half fooking hurt, i can tell you."

tut tut tut,,,poor old u! lol

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"

I got picked up by the fuzz once. Didn't half fooking hurt, i can tell you."

try taking note of the various threads on here covering male shaving; may prevent future re-occurrences of that problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I got picked up by the fuzz once. Didn't half fooking hurt, i can tell you.

try taking note of the various threads on here covering male shaving; may prevent future re-occurrences of that problem

"

lol lol lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Does a very horny policeman, or woman, on discovering a mass dogging gangbang, say "C'mon, let's be having you all".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Does a very horny policeman, or woman, on discovering a mass dogging gangbang, say "C'mon, let's be having you all"."

Yeah!! yeah!! lol lol lol

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"I got stopped by the fuzz on my way home from the night I first met Siren. They asked my what I was doing out at 3am and where had I been, where was I going etc. I couldn't be arsed to lie to them so I told the truth and said I was a swinger on my way home from meeting a lady for some lovely fun. They both perked up at that (there was a male and a female cop) and the woman asked me what the swinging scene was really like. My reply was, "fookin awesome, wanna try?", her colleague laughed, she blushed, and said, "On yer way ya randy git!" "

I was stopped in the wee hours in my car, on the way home from a fetish club, in full Waffen SS Major's uniform. They didn't know whether to breathalyse me or salute me. I tried to be nonchalant whilst we went through my details, but there was an unasked question hanging in the air....

"WTF are you doing driving round dressed like that for?"

I confessed all, and I think they were a little let-down, which makes me wonder what the hell they were expecting me to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got stopped by the fuzz on my way home from the night I first met Siren. They asked my what I was doing out at 3am and where had I been, where was I going etc. I couldn't be arsed to lie to them so I told the truth and said I was a swinger on my way home from meeting a lady for some lovely fun. They both perked up at that (there was a male and a female cop) and the woman asked me what the swinging scene was really like. My reply was, "fookin awesome, wanna try?", her colleague laughed, she blushed, and said, "On yer way ya randy git!"

I was stopped in the wee hours in my car, on the way home from a fetish club, in full Waffen SS Major's uniform. They didn't know whether to breathalyse me or salute me. I tried to be nonchalant whilst we went through my details, but there was an unasked question hanging in the air....

"WTF are you doing driving round dressed like that for?"

I confessed all, and I think they were a little let-down, which makes me wonder what the hell they were expecting me to say. "

Bloody hell! good one ....good one made me laugh that did.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

what about them poor old security officers.....dont they get a look in these days???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what about them poor old security officers.....dont they get a look in these days??? "

No! they get the Sun! lol

i used to get "look in" back in the 80s....lol

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

every1 wants a policeman,soldier or fireman.....what about security officers???,they have same uniform as coppers

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

every1 wants a policeman,soldier or fireman.....what about security officers???,they have same uniform as coppers

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"every1 wants a policeman,soldier or fireman.....what about security officers???,they have same uniform as coppers"

So just fib, tell peeps you're a copper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"every1 wants a policeman,soldier or fireman.....what about security officers???,they have same uniform as coppers

So just fib, tell peeps you're a copper."

Yeah i mite just do that..lol

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