FabSwingers.com forum: Some of the following may or may not be true....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in a hotel room in Torquay, I've had a few drinks and I'm bored, really bored, so........

Post six facts that may or may not be true about yourself:

* I have a false arm

* Until the age of 16 I was going to be a Catholic Priest

* Although my profile says straight, I may be up for bum sex with the right man

* I was in the 1979 Hong Kong heat of the World Disco Dancing Championship

* I speak fluent Italian

* I sometimes sit on my hand until it falls asleep, then wank with it with my eyes shut and imagine it is Joanne Lumley doing it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repeat after me

I will not mix alcohol and the internet ever again, it's a bit like dialling d*unk in that you always end up looking like a goon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repeat after me

I will not mix alcohol and the internet ever again, it's a bit like dialling d*unk in that you always end up looking like a goon

You mean like Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers or Harry Sycombe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeat after me

I will not mix alcohol and the internet ever again, it's a bit like dialling d*unk in that you always end up looking like a goon

You mean like Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers or Harry Sycombe???"

David Beckham kissed me

David Beckham brought me out a rash

I've got small boobs

I have 5 children under the ago of five

I hate men!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's only five, you're 6th should be:

I can't count.

hehehe

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By *achaCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Repeat after me

I will not mix alcohol and the internet ever again, it's a bit like dialling d*unk in that you always end up looking like a goon

class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* ive snogged liam gallagher

* i love to be tied up and spanked

* im a competent piano player

* i am a pretty shit hot line dancer

* i am the star of a video thats on you tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's only 5 also....

* you can't count either

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's only 5 also....

* you can't count either

hehehe"
LOL OH IT IS LATE!! xxxxxx OK LAST ONE COMING UP!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* ive snogged liam gallagher

* i love to be tied up and spanked

* im a competent piano player

* i am a pretty shit hot line dancer

* i am the star of a video thats on you tube"
last one!!

* they are not my hands in estees profile pic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Beckham kissed me

David Beckham brought me out a rash

I've got small boobs

I have 5 children under the ago of five

I hate men!!

xxx"

I can't count

I can't spell (see above "AGO of five"

Bloody hell that's 8 in total.... but it gives you a clue to number 6.

Estee xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha big fella is doing a peanut on the wine jobby oooohhhhh it will be like watching me when im doing the same on here i talk bollox and more bollox and usualy get meself in trouble pmsl

GO ON LAD HAVE ANOTHER ONE FOR ME IN FACT HAVE TWO

oooohhh there may be trouble aheaaaaad!!

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* they are not my hands in estees profile pic!! "

yes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* they are not my hands in estees profile pic!!

yes they are

And how would you know young lady????

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am deaf

My hubby used to be a woman

I wear wigs

I love Big Brother

I once appeared in Emmerdale

I love fat cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a porn star..

I cannot medically get d*unk..

I made my 1st million before I was 17..

I spend far to much time in here..

My cock is fatter than its length..

I am a Grandfather..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a porn star..

I cannot medically get d*unk..

I made my 1st million before I was 17..

I spend far to much time in here..

My cock is fatter than its length..

I am a Grandfather.."
Probably all true eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. i was pamela andersons stunt double (costumes shots only)

2. i hate mamite

3. i love tea

4. only got small tits

5. got a small tite ass and all

6. i cant stand sex

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I have slid down a firemans pole

I have slept in a haunted house

I have seen a UFO

I have had my photo taken with the queen

I have sung at the Royal festival hall

I was a virgin until I was 28

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

1. I love cherries

2. I have been in six different prisons

3. I'm not fond of chocolate

4. I once didn't have sex for 11 years

5. I've done aerobatics in a 2 seater airplane

6. I had sex in the middle of a field in foot deep snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I love cherries

2. I have been in six different prisons

3. I'm not fond of chocolate

4. I once didn't have sex for 11 years

5. I've done aerobatics in a 2 seater airplane

6. I had sex in the middle of a field in foot deep snow"

1,3,4 and 6.... obviously just guessing. I don't have any inside info

xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

1. I havebeen mentioned in a book.

2. I was a British Schoolgirl champion gynmast.

3. I'm allergic to chocolate.

4. I wrote an advert for television.

5. I've travelled the world but never been to Scotland.

6. My god father was James Hunt (the famous British Formual 1 champion)

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I have slid down a firemans pole

I have slept in a haunted house

I have seen a UFO

I have had my photo taken with the queen

I have sung at the Royal festival hall

I was a virgin until I was 28

All of them!

D*unk for 4 and 5

And in your dreams for 6

mmmwwwaahhhh

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

actually they were all true...lol, but just to clarify...I've never been an actual inmate of a prison,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I havebeen mentioned in a book.

2. I was a British Schoolgirl champion gynmast.

3. I'm allergic to chocolate.

4. I wrote an advert for television.

5. I've travelled the world but never been to Scotland.

6. My god father was James Hunt (the famous British Formual 1 champion)

I would say all those are true x

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"1. I havebeen mentioned in a book.

2. I was a British Schoolgirl champion gynmast.

3. I'm allergic to chocolate.

4. I wrote an advert for television.

5. I've travelled the world but never been to Scotland.

6. My god father was James Hunt (the famous British Formual 1 champion)

I would say all those are true x"

Bugger....... do you know me then?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 My granddad was friends with percy thrower the gardener

2 Emile ford the singer spent the night at my parents house

3 My dad used to play snooker with Ray readon

4 I have been swinging since I was a teenager

5 When i was younger i threw something away that i later found out was woth £25,000

6 I kick myself a lot (see no 5)

7 I had an operation to remove a sewing needle from my foot that had been there for about 20 years

Craig x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have slid down a firemans pole

I have slept in a haunted house

I have seen a UFO

I have had my photo taken with the queen

I have sung at the Royal festival hall

I was a virgin until I was 28

"
And your real name is.... Bridget Jones!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a porn star..

I cannot medically get d*unk..

I made my 1st million before I was 17..

I spend far to much time in here..

My cock is fatter than its length..

I am a Grandfather..Probably all true eh?"

Shhhhh Only 3 of them lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1* im crap in bed

2* ive worked in spain twice and slept with over 100 women there

3* i used to be a woman called rita

4* i once slept with a glamour model whos been in fhm magazine

5* my uncle used to play for manchester united with george best

6* i once caught a 30pound pike in the canal using a sardine

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1* im crap in bed

2* ive worked in spain twice and slept with over 100 women there

3* i used to be a woman called rita

4* i once slept with a glamour model whos been in fhm magazine

5* my uncle used to play for manchester united with george best

6* i once caught a 30pound pike in the canal using a sardine

peanut"

No 1 .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1* im crap in bed

2* ive worked in spain twice and slept with over 100 women there

3* i used to be a woman called rita

4* i once slept with a glamour model whos been in fhm magazine

5* my uncle used to play for manchester united with george best

6* i once caught a 30pound pike in the canal using a sardine

peanut

No 1 ........."

ffs lol

xxpeanutxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

1 Johnny Vaughans sister is a close friend

2 Best friends nephew plays for chelsea reserves

3 My auntie had to flee the country in the 60's for running one of the biggest womens gangs in london laundering over a million pounds

4 Step sister played hockey for england in the atlanta olympics

5 Ive slept with Ray winston

6 Im turning into a Lesbian

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