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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After being on fab for a while iv noticed a lotta ppl say that they are something that they are not for example:

* woman said she had a FB and hasnt....

* Man says hes not looking for a relationship and is

* man says hes 5ft 10 and isnt

iv made a lotta cool friends on here and the ppl in the forums are great and are what they say they are.....but some ppl iv tried to get to know are a nite mare.........anyone else had the same problems?????

anyone else noticed????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say im 34...im not im 37

**hangs head in shame**

BUT I HAVE MOOOOSIVE FOOKING TITS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo Never ...

Everyone has always been 10000% honest and straight ...

Never heard of anything like that going on.

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling


"

* man says hes 5ft 10 and isnt

"

Did you measure his waist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say im 34...im not im 37

**hangs head in shame**

BUT I HAVE MOOOOSIVE FOOKING TITS "

At Last!! Somewhere to park my bike!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"I say im 34...im not im 37

**hangs head in shame**

BUT I HAVE MOOOOSIVE FOOKING TITS "

Naa! That's it, you've blown it! LOL

Not interested it tits! :P

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"

* man says hes 5ft 10 and isnt

Did you measure his waist?"

PMSL - Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you certainly have fussierpussy

they are a fine pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say im 34...im not im 37

**hangs head in shame**

BUT I HAVE MOOOOSIVE FOOKING TITS

Naa! That's it, you've blown it! LOL

Not interested it tits! :P"

unless they are wonky hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i say im a top guy ,, but i,m well dodgy

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"I say im 34...im not im 37

**hangs head in shame**

BUT I HAVE MOOOOSIVE FOOKING TITS

Naa! That's it, you've blown it! LOL

Not interested it tits! :P

unless they are wonky hehehehehe"

PMSL!

Point to you that time!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine says iam good looking lol (says vicky pollard sat on her sofa with 20 kids by 20 differents dads smoking like a trouper) mwah mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeah and all the kids are eating mac e d's lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a serouis note with me is what you see is what you get and dont get people on here that are full of crap why why why do they do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say im 34...im not im 37

**hangs head in shame**

BUT I HAVE MOOOOSIVE FOOKING TITS

Naa! That's it, you've blown it! LOL

Not interested it tits! :P

unless they are wonky hehehehehe

PMSL!

Point to you that time!

xxxx"

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"on a serouis note with me is what you see is what you get and dont get people on here that are full of crap why why why do they do it?"
dunno but they never admit it but they always get found out eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people tell lies to protect themselves,

From what? Well thats what you have to worry about.

Most likely reason is fear of rejection from folks they take a fancy to. Im well used to that so dont bother anymore, much anyway lol xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I don't tell lies.

I'm just a miserable old bat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have noticed a preponderance for stating the bleedin obvious in quite a few folk on here lately

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By *achaCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"After being on fab for a while iv noticed a lotta ppl say that they are something that they are not for example:

* woman said she had a FB and hasnt....

* Man says hes not looking for a relationship and is

* man says hes 5ft 10 and isnt

iv made a lotta cool friends on here and the ppl in the forums are great and are what they say they are.....but some ppl iv tried to get to know are a nite mare.........anyone else had the same problems?????

anyone else noticed????

"

welcome to the world of swinging...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im new to the forums and ive noticed alot of ppl bend the truth in so form or another i.e "not meeting ppl at the mo" then chat another day or two later and ask how things are to get the reply "yeah ive had a few meets since" lol why not just be honest as im not really 6ft 5 im 5ft 6 but dont sound as good ...im joking i am 6ft 5. If this bit on this forum is crap just say and ill stay away !! lol forum virn i aint now yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forum virgin i aint that was ment to say grrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on a serouis note with me is what you see is what you get and dont get people on here that are full of crap why why why do they do it?"

I suppose people are trying to promote themselves and to do that they will always bend the truth. It's like reading the description that an estate agents gives for a house they're trying to sell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My point is, you wouldn't just go to an estate agents, read the description and go, we'll take that one.

It's not just single male profiles that can be economic with the truth. I'm sure half the couples and single fems are made up. Although that would be by single males too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty is always the best policy - and if you can't be honest on here where on earth are you going to be honest. We have met quite a few lovely single fems and couples and the distinguishing feature of all of them is that they are honest about themselves. If we find something quite iffy about the profile then obviously we would never consider meeting them because we want to have a good time and trust is actually one of the most important things about having amazing sex. You can't relax with someone you don't trust and in our case that means that the women at least cannot squirt which is what really turns both of us on. So far we havent played with anyone that hasnt been able to - a few for the first time. That is why we suppose we come down so hard on those that are dishonest. They would also get far more meets if they were and actually meet the right people for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thats like me saying im the twin of pamela anderson in her red cozy etc etc, i cant really hide from what or who i am so why pretend otherwise.

and if ya cant hide it, decorate it

and me bras red so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sorry to tell you all this but i used to be a woman called rita and i changed my name to peter

i went to austria to have a sex change 2 years ago and ive never looked back,my life is so much better now even tho when i was a woman i used to be a glamour model and star in hard core porn movies something just wasnt right

so now you all know the truth about me and the reason i know women and their body's soooo well

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sorry to tell you all this but i used to be a woman called rita and i changed my name to peter

i went to austria to have a sex change 2 years ago and ive never looked back,my life is so much better now even tho when i was a woman i used to be a glamour model and star in hard core porn movies something just wasnt right

so now you all know the truth about me and the reason i know women and their body's soooo well

xxpeanutxx"

LMFAO...lost property draw yeah right it reminants from your old life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im sorry to tell you all this but i used to be a woman called rita and i changed my name to peter

i went to austria to have a sex change 2 years ago and ive never looked back,my life is so much better now even tho when i was a woman i used to be a glamour model and star in hard core porn movies something just wasnt right

so now you all know the truth about me and the reason i know women and their body's soooo well

xxpeanutxx

LMFAO...lost property draw yeah right it reminants from your old life "

hahaha bugger you found out gggrrrrr yeah they are my knickers bras jewellery

make-up hand creams and god knows what elses is in there pmsl im onto the second draw now hahahaha

naah the ploice said after 1 year they are all mine to keep hahaha so you had all better hurry up and claim them or they will be going on e-bay pmsl ffs

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been scouring "russianbrides.com" for a husband but having no luck.

Thought I'd come on here and give it a go!

Oh ..... and as for pretending you are something you are not....

The boobs in the pic aren't mine!! I nicked the picture xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been scouring "russianbrides.com" for a husband but having no luck.

Thought I'd come on here and give it a go!

Oh ..... and as for pretending you are something you are not....

The boobs in the pic aren't mine!! I nicked the picture xxx

"

lies lies lies hehehehehehe i took the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im so so sorry but ive got another confession to make people of fab

the boobs in the pic are mine and those hands are the hands of two tvs from fab i have been seeing for the past 3 months and we play naked twister together every tuesday night

im still into women tho so please keep those messages coming ladies and will get to you as soon as i can

xx-peanut-;)-xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been scouring "russianbrides.com" for a husband but having no luck.

Thought I'd come on here and give it a go!

Oh ..... and as for pretending you are something you are not....

The boobs in the pic aren't mine!! I nicked the picture xxx

lies lies lies hehehehehehe i took the picture "

I'm sorry I don't normally tell lies but you are right ..... they are my boobs but its not me posting these messages. Especially not the witty ones late at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been scouring "russianbrides.com" for a husband but having no luck.

Thought I'd come on here and give it a go!

Oh ..... and as for pretending you are something you are not....

The boobs in the pic aren't mine!! I nicked the picture xxx

lies lies lies hehehehehehe i took the picture

I'm sorry I don't normally tell lies but you are right ..... they are my boobs but its not me posting these messages. Especially not the witty ones late at night"

lol

xxmmmwahhxx

xxpeanutxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The Walter Mitty convention is alive n well, be careful girls

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Foooking hell, this is like 500 years old...like most Mitties

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Foooking hell, this is like 500 years old...like most Mitties "
well was gonna start a new one, but hey..... they are out in humongous numbers today, must be the sun

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"Foooking hell, this is like 500 years old...like most Mitties well was gonna start a new one, but hey..... they are out in humongous numbers today, must be the sun "

Oh god...wearing socks n sandles no doubt LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foooking hell, this is like 500 years old...like most Mitties well was gonna start a new one, but hey..... they are out in humongous numbers today, must be the sun

Oh god...wearing socks n sandles no doubt LOL"

oi....don't knock my leather sandals n stripey socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see them wearing knotted hankies on their heads and hunched over their lappy's firing out their cut and paste mails.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Foooking hell, this is like 500 years old...like most Mitties well was gonna start a new one, but hey..... they are out in humongous numbers today, must be the sun

Oh god...wearing socks n sandles no doubt LOL

oi....don't knock my leather sandals n stripey socks "
add linen trousers and ya got em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once was chatting to a couple and we was getting on quite good with them so we arrange for a meet with this couple so we gave out our telephone number and was chatting to a man at first and then a woman, so we thought arhhhhhhhhhh genuine at last! We then gave out our home address only to realise this was a biggest mistake ever, we had a knock on the door few hours later only for the bloke to be standing on the door step with a bottle of wine and no partner he wanted to tell us something so my partner let him into the house he told us the woman on the phone was his sister and he lost his wife who had cancer etc etc etc, the cheeky get wanted to get down to a threesome my partner john told him no we was looking for a couple or female this bloke was getting angry towards myself he was rude abusive and made threat’s by phone we changed our home telephone number and next thing we was getting hate mail by post she did put us of meeting people and this is the genuine reason we don’t meet single males as this idiot has put me of meeting single males like john says all males are not the same but this man had almost wrecked our marriage!..

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