FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Pussy Posse...Part 6

Jump to newest
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london

Part 5 was closed and where you Posse?

Asleep at the wheel.

Tut tut

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Nope but will be asleep at the laptop very soon though

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 5 was closed and where you Posse?

Asleep at the wheel.

Tut tut

"

all busy unlike you hun lol xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Part 5 was closed and where you Posse?

Asleep at the wheel.

Tut tut

all busy unlike you hun lol xxxx "

ohhh your busy lol ...doing the crossword are ya ...pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 5 was closed and where you Posse?

Asleep at the wheel.

Tut tut

all busy unlike you hun lol xxxx

ohhh your busy lol ...doing the crossword are ya ...pmsl "

So its 5 nil so far to the girls

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 5 was closed and where you Posse?

Asleep at the wheel.

Tut tut

all busy unlike you hun lol xxxx

ohhh your busy lol ...doing the crossword are ya ...pmsl

So its 5 nil so far to the girls "

you've not woke up yet !

think your dreaming

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope i am wide awake Dipsy so dont try it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll count to 10 , click my fingers , then You'll be back in the real world

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Hmmmmmmmmmm, now who is the dreamer rEALLY?????

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmmmmmm, now who is the dreamer rEALLY?????"

dunno , few night mares on here though lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmmmmmm, now who is the dreamer rEALLY?????

dunno , few night mares on here though lol"

you looked at the chicken didnt ya

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmmmmmm, now who is the dreamer rEALLY?????

dunno , few night mares on here though lol

you looked at the chicken didnt ya "

no . why ?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmmmmmm, now who is the dreamer rEALLY?????

dunno , few night mares on here though lol

you looked at the chicken didnt ya

no . why ? "

Ahhhh you're obviously out of the loop then

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmmmmmm, now who is the dreamer rEALLY?????

dunno , few night mares on here though lol

you looked at the chicken didnt ya

no . why ?

Ahhhh you're obviously out of the loop then "

guess I must be ! I'm gonna go sulk now ! ,

just remembered , only posse members sulk

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 5 was closed and where you Posse?

Asleep at the wheel.

Tut tut

all busy unlike you hun lol xxxx

ohhh your busy lol ...doing the crossword are ya ...pmsl

So its 5 nil so far to the girls "

Twaddle...

Started with you and Kaz... then you needed reinforcements as one member couldn't even find the fingers on one hand to count with...

That combined with flat batteries in the keyboard.. think you scraped by ... just!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you people really have sod all to do? ;0

I completely missed pussy posse 3 and 4, last I saw it was 2, then 5, I thought it was a little joke, but now thinking there must be summat else you lot could do

W

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Yep there is...Im just off to uni

Have fun people xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps it tidy.. mad rammbling tend to run amoke if left unchecked eh..

Besides... keeps the nutters all well and truly in one place

feel free to help out..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep there is...Im just off to uni

Have fun people xxx "

Already well and truly at work... Someone has to pay for all the MP's fookin fiddles.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im soooooo fecking late, sod it lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay up late did ya????

pmsl xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you people really have sod all to do? ;0

I completely missed pussy posse 3 and 4, last I saw it was 2, then 5, I thought it was a little joke, but now thinking there must be summat else you lot could do

W "

you just reminded me...i really must get a job lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think im going to get another one too lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good morning guys.....oo and hello the ladys..hehhe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arrr morning

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"arrr morning "

morning...........I gotto go to work (blurgh)

And Honeypot.............!!!!!!

You let a Doris open the thread, how very dare you!

I'll sort you out later my girl!

hhhhhuuuummmpppfffffff

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"arrr morning

morning...........I gotto go to work (blurgh)

And Honeypot.............!!!!!!

You let a Doris open the thread, how very dare you!

I'll sort you out later my girl!

hhhhhuuuummmpppfffffff"

Oooooooh promises promises

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"arrr morning

morning...........I gotto go to work (blurgh)

And Honeypot.............!!!!!!

You let a Doris open the thread, how very dare you!

I'll sort you out later my girl!

hhhhhuuuummmpppfffffff"

Err... I think the thread was started by a man..

Confused yet again... I dunno x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

The thread was started by a man with a uniform fetish apparently

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and run /by men .lolol(rob)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread was started by a man with a uniform fetish apparently"

nursery rhyme fetish more like

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uniform fetissh... Me lol.. Who's been talking???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now dont be like that isnt loose women on tv for you girls to go brain dead over or maybe pick up a few lines...lolol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have a sex fetish....

Uniforms????

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uniform fetissh... Me lol.. Who's been talking???"
hi dude

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh i like a man in uniform x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread was started by a man with a uniform fetish apparently

nursery rhyme fetish more like"

Says the leader of the 'muppetts' pmsl x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uniform fetissh... Me lol.. Who's been talking???hi dude"

Sort em matey... Sort em.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooh i like a man in uniform x"

I have a few....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread was started by a man with a uniform fetish apparently

nursery rhyme fetish more like

Says the leader of the 'muppetts' pmsl x"

back in your box puppet

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.... Bring it here then.!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the uniform in quest isnt white and they arent looking after you in some padded room?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you would bloody run lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you would bloody run lol"
run me never come on iam ere now its not late do you best

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could easily slip into being pampered... White coats are ok.. If matching sets are worn to compliment and tease....

Run fussy... Me... No!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you would bloody run lolrun me never come on iam ere now its not late do you best"

lol you really are a masochist?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Run fussy... Me... No!!"

you ran last night

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boredom... made me nod off, sorry!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooh he lie sooooooo much!!!! you could keep up!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was like slow motion....

I couldn't even see for yawning....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was like slow motion....

I couldn't even see for yawning.... "

heard ya had a big gob

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I just have a sex fetish....

Uniforms???? "

Oh ive confused you....ill make it easy...part 6 was started by a man with a uniform fetish lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh See....

Like most women, you only tell half a story..

Mind... have you got any?? Uniforms???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh See....

Like most women, you only tell half a story..

Mind... have you got any?? Uniforms???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh See....

Like most women, you only tell half a story..

Mind... have you got any?? Uniforms???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Ohhhhh See....

Like most women, you only tell half a story..

Mind... have you got any?? Uniforms???"

What do you like then?......

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo I dunno... quite partial to those police ones... the ones the speed police use...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Ooooo I dunno... quite partial to those police ones... the ones the speed police use...

"

I liked them as well til last night pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know...... I read your rant pmsl.. Sorry couldn't resist xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I know I know.... ill laugh about it in a few months time grrrrrr

Just don't need it now

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could play Doctors and Nurses..

Mind you... Knowing us at the min, we'll forget that too!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"We could play Doctors and Nurses..

Mind you... Knowing us at the min, we'll forget that too!!!"

Forget what? pmsl xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Maybe Fabswingers could re-enact entire Carry On Nurse films?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Ooooooh Matron!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Ooooooh Matron! "

Ooooh indeed - now where did you want me to slide that thermometer????

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

HPC can be Barbera Windsor, but someone will have to volunteer for Hattie Jacques.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Ooooooh Matron!

Ooooh indeed - now where did you want me to slide that thermometer????"

Now where do you normally put thermometers?......not there!! pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"HPC can be Barbera Windsor, but someone will have to volunteer for Hattie Jacques.....

"

I loved her in the carry on films so im cool with that

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Maybe Fabswingers could re-enact entire Carry On Nurse films?"

Nice diversionary tactic to get away from the fact that the Doris's were being compared with the Muppets last night.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe Fabswingers could re-enact entire Carry On Nurse films?

Nice diversionary tactic to get away from the fact that the Doris's were being compared with the Muppets last night.

"

can i have the thermometer please it looks like gonzo has a temperature!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I still hav'nt caught up with last night in here but just the thought of it is hilarious

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still hav'nt caught up with last night in here but just the thought of it is hilarious"
ive just paged the vet.......... where is debz wen ya need her?? lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I still hav'nt caught up with last night in here but just the thought of it is hilariousive just paged the vet.......... where is debz wen ya need her?? lol "

She's probably doing bigbird up the arse with her newly polished strap on!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still hav'nt caught up with last night in here but just the thought of it is hilariousive just paged the vet.......... where is debz wen ya need her?? lol

She's probably doing bigbird up the arse with her newly polished strap on!"

ok well care to help me insert thermometer ??? or shall we just put him outta his obvious misery ? xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Is that the new name for themometer? or is it the other way round lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I still hav'nt caught up with last night in here but just the thought of it is hilariousive just paged the vet.......... where is debz wen ya need her?? lol

She's probably doing bigbird up the arse with her newly polished strap on!ok well care to help me insert thermometer ??? or shall we just put him outta his obvious misery ? xx"

I think we should make the bastard bend over and hear him squeal!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still hav'nt caught up with last night in here but just the thought of it is hilariousive just paged the vet.......... where is debz wen ya need her?? lol

She's probably doing bigbird up the arse with her newly polished strap on!ok well care to help me insert thermometer ??? or shall we just put him outta his obvious misery ? xx

I think we should make the bastard bend over and hear him squeal!"

im scrubbed up n ready!! lol x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"

I think we should make the bastard bend over and hear him squeal!"

Maddie as Joan Simms.....

Bigfella as Kenneth Williams....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Run Flirty Run!!! pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What was the one in the Jungle where they got captured by the Amazonians and forced to sleep with all of them?

Bit like being shipwrecked on Fabswingers Island with the Pissy Posse...

Flirty Never Runs....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"What was the one in the Jungle where they got captured by the Amazonians and forced to sleep with all of them?

Bit like being shipwrecked on Fabswingers Island with the Pissy Posse...

Flirty Never Runs...."

Carry on up the jungle and don't say I did'nt warn ya when your bent over with a themometer up the bum

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Sid James chuckle...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

heheheheh

Barbara Windsor giggle

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Carry On Swinging

Now that would be a great film! Set in a club that has just opened, so they can do the "booking a stripper" joke again!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Carry on Up the Doris.....

hahahhahahahahhahahahahha

Strap ons at the ready girls!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Legend!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I reckon you like your strap-on and using it like a man because you secretly want to be one....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carry On Swinging

Now that would be a great film! Set in a club that has just opened, so they can do the "booking a stripper" joke again!"

oooh can i be in carry on swinging?.... please ....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I reckon you like your strap-on and using it like a man because you secretly want to be one...."

Why would I want to be an inferior species?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Of course, but there may well have to be auditions....

I have an ending planned, where Maddie chases everyone around with a strap-on on, to the Benny Hill music...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course, but there may well have to be auditions....

I have an ending planned, where Maddie chases everyone around with a strap-on on, to the Benny Hill music..."

pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Of course, but there may well have to be auditions....

I have an ending planned, where Maddie chases everyone around with a strap-on on, to the Benny Hill music..."

Only if you put that cute little tartan skirt and heels on again.... and pretend to run away!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"I reckon you like your strap-on and using it like a man because you secretly want to be one....

Why would I want to be an inferior species?"

So you copulate outside your own species?? There are laws about that....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Which poor Doris is gonna get caught by her though?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I also note the "Time to Change" message on your profile.

What kind of change are we talking? It's not the whole strapadicktome operation is it??

(better round the girls up, you are losing this one...)

lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Oh, must be Corrie time, all the Posse have fled!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, must be Corrie time, all the Posse have fled!"
bend over ya muppet!! sorry no ky available!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

And I was just only to ask if I could come to your Ball! Now I'm having second thoughts...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I was just only to ask if I could come to your Ball! Now I'm having second thoughts..."
well as ur missing ur own ud be more than welcome!! lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I was just only to ask if I could come to your Ball! Now I'm having second thoughts...well as ur missing ur own ud be more than welcome!! lol"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Speaking of balls, hows the football shirt thing going?

Football is an ideal game for you, as I heard you were a good dribbler....!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking of balls, hows the football shirt thing going?

Football is an ideal game for you, as I heard you were a good dribbler....!"

funny that i heard u were a drivveler.......seems theyre right huh???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doris's gone HA!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"doris's gone HA!! "
single handed ... well done biiig kissses xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Ooooooh Matron!

Ooooh indeed - now where did you want me to slide that thermometer????

Now where do you normally put thermometers?......not there!! pmsl "

Ooooh indeed i do missus!!!

Now get the Doris's to form an orderly queue - and we can see who REALLY is hot and who is NOT!!!

PMSL x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Ooooooh Matron!

Ooooh indeed - now where did you want me to slide that thermometer????

Now where do you normally put thermometers?......not there!! pmsl

Ooooh indeed i do missus!!!

Now get the Doris's to form an orderly queue - and we can see who REALLY is hot and who is NOT!!!

PMSL x"

They've all run away.........

All gob and no action, the ruddy lot of them.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

They have run away with their tails between their legs for some reason

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london

The idea of the posse in charge of surgical appliances, leads me to wonder why they think the outcome will be any different to results they normally get with any other tools.

;-)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Ooooooh Matron!

Ooooh indeed - now where did you want me to slide that thermometer????

Now where do you normally put thermometers?......not there!! pmsl

Ooooh indeed i do missus!!!

Now get the Doris's to form an orderly queue - and we can see who REALLY is hot and who is NOT!!!

PMSL x

They've all run away.........

All gob and no action, the ruddy lot of them."

Nowt new there then!!!

LOL

Pussy boys the lot of em!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl"

Hmmm indeed!!!!

I have had good training to handle all types of beasts....lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl"

Hate to disillusion you but the guys worked out a long time ago that 'household' was boring!

Waaaayyyy ahead of you there.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl

Hate to disillusion you but the guys worked out a long time ago that 'household' was boring!

Waaaayyyy ahead of you there.

"

But do we care? nahh lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl

Hate to disillusion you but the guys worked out a long time ago that 'household' was boring!

Waaaayyyy ahead of you there.

But do we care? nahh lol

"

We will let Mr HPC know that next time you want something done, ok?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl

Hate to disillusion you but the guys worked out a long time ago that 'household' was boring!

Waaaayyyy ahead of you there.

But do we care? nahh lol

We will let Mr HPC know that next time you want something done, ok?"

I have been waiting for yrs for Mr HPC to get some things done....ive given up now pmsl

ill get a man who can in to do it instead

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl

Hate to disillusion you but the guys worked out a long time ago that 'household' was boring!

Waaaayyyy ahead of you there.

But do we care? nahh lol

We will let Mr HPC know that next time you want something done, ok?

I have been waiting for yrs for Mr HPC to get some things done....ive given up now pmsl

ill get a man who can in to do it instead "

If you find one delude soul, we will have words about letting the team down.

So don't get you hopes up.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the training that makes the difference

household tools like drills are boring pmsl

Hate to disillusion you but the guys worked out a long time ago that 'household' was boring!

Waaaayyyy ahead of you there.

But do we care? nahh lol

We will let Mr HPC know that next time you want something done, ok?

I have been waiting for yrs for Mr HPC to get some things done....ive given up now pmsl

ill get a man who can in to do it instead

If you find one delude soul, we will have words about letting the team down.

So don't get you hopes up.

"

says the man in the zorro mask FFS!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx "

You just KNOW a woman does a better job - and thats at ANYTHING!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx

You just KNOW a woman does a better job - and thats at ANYTHING!!!!"

ya know debz i can see up ur skirt from here!! lol xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx

You just KNOW a woman does a better job - and thats at ANYTHING!!!!ya know debz i can see up ur skirt from here!! lol xx"

Ooooooooooooooooh i never thought of that - i will forget to wear my little panties next time ;o) xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx

You just KNOW a woman does a better job - and thats at ANYTHING!!!!ya know debz i can see up ur skirt from here!! lol xx

Ooooooooooooooooh i never thought of that - i will forget to wear my little panties next time ;o) xxx"

lil ones??? seen ya arse before remember!!!! lol xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx

You just KNOW a woman does a better job - and thats at ANYTHING!!!!ya know debz i can see up ur skirt from here!! lol xx

Ooooooooooooooooh i never thought of that - i will forget to wear my little panties next time ;o) xxxlil ones??? seen ya arse before remember!!!! lol xx"

Yea yea - but dont tell EVERYONE i wear Bridget Jones style pants!!!!

LOL

xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx

You just KNOW a woman does a better job - and thats at ANYTHING!!!!ya know debz i can see up ur skirt from here!! lol xx

Ooooooooooooooooh i never thought of that - i will forget to wear my little panties next time ;o) xxxlil ones??? seen ya arse before remember!!!! lol xx

Yea yea - but dont tell EVERYONE i wear Bridget Jones style pants!!!!

LOL

xx"

well think everyone saw mine lol so bollox to em!!! xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"In fact you're right!! Ill get a woman into do the job xxx

You just KNOW a woman does a better job - and thats at ANYTHING!!!!ya know debz i can see up ur skirt from here!! lol xx

Ooooooooooooooooh i never thought of that - i will forget to wear my little panties next time ;o) xxxlil ones??? seen ya arse before remember!!!! lol xx

Yea yea - but dont tell EVERYONE i wear Bridget Jones style pants!!!!

LOL

xxwell think everyone saw mine lol so bollox to em!!! xxx"

At least there wasnt bollox IN em!!!

he he he he he he

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or in any of the doris's pants for that matter lol x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"or in any of the doris's pants for that matter lol x"

Thats a very true!!!

Seen more balls on a netball pitch!!!

LOL

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or in any of the doris's pants for that matter lol x"
aawwww dont be mean to them when they are all too busy ...lol .. to defend themselves ... fook me im going soft .. help !!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or in any of the doris's pants for that matter lol xaawwww dont be mean to them when they are all too busy ...lol .. to defend themselves ... fook me im going soft .. help !!!"
just think ian...........that will help!! lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or in any of the doris's pants for that matter lol xaawwww dont be mean to them when they are all too busy ...lol .. to defend themselves ... fook me im going soft .. help !!! just think ian...........that will help!! lol"
im going over to the daves side if you dont stop it ... i want rob and ian aaaaggghhhh xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"or in any of the doris's pants for that matter lol xaawwww dont be mean to them when they are all too busy ...lol .. to defend themselves ... fook me im going soft .. help !!!"

BAHAVE girl!!!!!

No softness allowed round here ya know!!!

LOL

Like things nice and hard :D

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or in any of the doris's pants for that matter lol xaawwww dont be mean to them when they are all too busy ...lol .. to defend themselves ... fook me im going soft .. help !!! just think ian...........that will help!! lolim going over to the daves side if you dont stop it ... i want rob and ian aaaaggghhhh xxxx"
stop throeing ya stones .i mean roses........i mean toys outta ya pram woman.......ya know ya wanna be adored ....and bang ya drum!! lol xxxxxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Well - i am really gonna miss you lot over the next 10 days or so!!!!

I will be drowning in my tent down in Cornwall - well for the first 4 days at least looking at the weather forcast!!!

PMSL!!!

Glad i cant see what the rest of the week is looking like.

I am gonna be a nice shade of rusty brown (can compare me tan with Notts then) and probably a foot shorter where i have shrunk in the wash!!!

BIG welcome back to Maddie - and hope that she is well recovered from her studies :D

Be good folks

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere "

Well if the buddy i am going with turns out like a am thinking - there will be LOTS of wine!!!!

lol

(to numb my senses so i dont punch her that is!!!)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere

Well if the buddy i am going with turns out like a am thinking - there will be LOTS of wine!!!!

lol

(to numb my senses so i dont punch her that is!!!)"

try amaretto with a shot of vodka ...thats what we are drinking when we go out lol xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere

Well if the buddy i am going with turns out like a am thinking - there will be LOTS of wine!!!!

lol

(to numb my senses so i dont punch her that is!!!)try amaretto with a shot of vodka ...thats what we are drinking when we go out lol xxxx"

In that case i cant wait to join ya!!!

LOL

XXX

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere

Well if the buddy i am going with turns out like a am thinking - there will be LOTS of wine!!!!

lol

(to numb my senses so i dont punch her that is!!!)try amaretto with a shot of vodka ...thats what we are drinking when we go out lol xxxx

In that case i cant wait to join ya!!!

LOL

XXX"

me too!! xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere

Well if the buddy i am going with turns out like a am thinking - there will be LOTS of wine!!!!

lol

(to numb my senses so i dont punch her that is!!!)try amaretto with a shot of vodka ...thats what we are drinking when we go out lol xxxx

In that case i cant wait to join ya!!!

LOL

XXXme too!! xx"

well obviously you are invited ...cant wait .. this is kaz by the way ... 55% proof vodka last week ...never ever again lol ...so night out in notts soon then ? xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere

Well if the buddy i am going with turns out like a am thinking - there will be LOTS of wine!!!!

lol

(to numb my senses so i dont punch her that is!!!)try amaretto with a shot of vodka ...thats what we are drinking when we go out lol xxxx

In that case i cant wait to join ya!!!

LOL

XXXme too!! xx"

and ffs sake claire bring ian with you lollollol xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"beer beer beer ..wine ..wine ...voddy thats wet...just nipped in ere ..sorry rob ere

Well if the buddy i am going with turns out like a am thinking - there will be LOTS of wine!!!!

lol

(to numb my senses so i dont punch her that is!!!)try amaretto with a shot of vodka ...thats what we are drinking when we go out lol xxxx

In that case i cant wait to join ya!!!

LOL

XXXme too!! xxwell obviously you are invited ...cant wait .. this is kaz by the way ... 55% proof vodka last week ...never ever again lol ...so night out in notts soon then ? xx"

deffo!! xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the dorises are scared off after last night apparently .....pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"all the dorises are scared off after last night apparently .....pmsl "

Just need to make a date now then!!!

hee hee hee

xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(can compare me tan with Notts then) and probably a foot shorter where i have shrunk in the wash!!!

"

You mean we'd have to get in the nudy... and compare every crease... yummy yum..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

and compare every crease... yummy yum..

"

Now thats just perverted!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh Why, is she one of these that needs ironing before ya bonk her???

Ewwwwwwwwwwww x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Ohhhh Why, is she one of these that needs ironing before ya bonk her???

Ewwwwwwwwwwww x"

That woman don't post on this thread!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's that _adchick lol...??????

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Who's that _adchick lol...?????? "

I'm not allowed to say..... but the Pussy Posse know, as do you Doris's.

Needless to say..........I'm behaving, just for once!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimy... something you can't or won't comment on... Now thats worrying pmsl.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Blimy... something you can't or won't comment on... Now thats worrying pmsl."

i can comment on what I intend to do with a box of flakes and 12 tins of whipped cream when I get hold of you!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Oooooh you bad bad people!!! making me use my buttons this time of the day

I don't know who to spank first.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO thought you would have to, can i watch you spank them

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Oooooh you bad bad people!!! making me use my buttons this time of the day

I don't know who to spank first....."

We were just checking you were awake oh great Moderator.

Mind you, it's been fairly cool in here lately, we just wanted to make sure you could still press the right buttons.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I love playing with buttons and always press the right ones

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimy... something you can't or won't comment on... Now thats worrying pmsl.

i can comment on what I intend to do with a box of flakes and 12 tins of whipped cream when I get hold of you!"

Blimy... just how fat do you have me down for lol...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Blimy... something you can't or won't comment on... Now thats worrying pmsl.

i can comment on what I intend to do with a box of flakes and 12 tins of whipped cream when I get hold of you!

Blimy... just how fat do you have me down for lol..."

Who said anything about you eating them?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

EHHHHHHHHup hows the piddling whinging posse tarts tonight ????

still boring the pants off us with pointless bleating and moaning.,....??

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow

))))))

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"EHHHHHHHHup hows the piddling whinging posse tarts tonight ????

still boring the pants off us with pointless bleating and moaning.,....??

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow

))))))"

God....... is it time for the night watch already?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"EHHHHHHHHup hows the piddling whinging posse tarts tonight ????

still boring the pants off us with pointless bleating and moaning.,....??

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow

))))))

God....... is it time for the night watch already?

"

bet hes not on long he will be off to watch eurovision soon...all the old peeps will...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"EHHHHHHHHup hows the piddling whinging posse tarts tonight ????

still boring the pants off us with pointless bleating and moaning.,....??

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow

))))))

God....... is it time for the night watch already?

bet hes not on long he will be off to watch eurovision soon...all the old peeps will..."

He only used to watch it for Terry Wogan, same age you see......!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"EHHHHHHHHup hows the piddling whinging posse tarts tonight ????

still boring the pants off us with pointless bleating and moaning.,....??

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow

))))))

God....... is it time for the night watch already?

bet hes not on long he will be off to watch eurovision soon...all the old peeps will...

He only used to watch it for Terry Wogan, same age you see......!"

love it when im right again ...hes zimmered off to warm tv up

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is stirring in the ranks PD... but nothing worth breaking a sweat for..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"EHHHHHHHHup hows the piddling whinging posse tarts tonight ????

still boring the pants off us with pointless bleating and moaning.,....??

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow

))))))

God....... is it time for the night watch already?

bet hes not on long he will be off to watch eurovision soon...all the old peeps will...

He only used to watch it for Terry Wogan, same age you see......!"

hell be watching tonight...norton in hot pants ....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening ladies....any of these uppity men need sorting, I'll make them squeal then beg for mercy if they bad mouth any of the girls on here!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

you miserable old scutters you have the temerity to critique me ......i party hard pusse piflers ...Takes deap Breath

It was the best of times and the worst of times ...!!!!!!...now go polish your shoes and iron your breast hammocks..

jason must be away maddie on 2 nights running .,...time he put his foot down again ......pmfsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Evening ladies....any of these uppity men need sorting, I'll make them squeal then beg for mercy if they bad mouth any of the girls on here!!!"

You go for it hun.

They all need sorting out. Getting ideas above their stations again.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"you miserable old scutters you have the temerity to critique me ......i party hard pusse piflers ...Takes deap Breath

It was the best of times and the worst of times ...!!!!!!...now go polish your shoes and iron your breast hammocks..

jason must be away maddie on 2 nights running .,...time he put his foot down again ......pmfsl"

Jason is sitting next to me PissyDrone. He's watching The Cobra, Ferrari Wars or some such shite.

And he has about as much control over me as the Doris's have over the Pussy Posse........

So........dream on!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you miserable old scutters you have the temerity to critique me ......i party hard pusse piflers ...Takes deap Breath

It was the best of times and the worst of times ...!!!!!!...now go polish your shoes and iron your breast hammocks..

jason must be away maddie on 2 nights running .,...time he put his foot down again ......pmfsl"

oooooo you spit your dummy out ...go on then take your ball home lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this PleasureDrone guy seem to be the male mouthpiece on here. Well, I will happily use his mouth and then move on to the rest...he will bow to my wishes and I will use him on behalf off all the ladies here, if you are all in agreement?

Lizzy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"you miserable old scutters you have the temerity to critique me ......i party hard pusse piflers ...Takes deap Breath

It was the best of times and the worst of times ...!!!!!!...now go polish your shoes and iron your breast hammocks..

jason must be away maddie on 2 nights running .,...time he put his foot down again ......pmfsloooooo you spit your dummy out ...go on then take your ball home lol"

I can just imagine PD, stand there, stamping his foot and wearing his cardigan with the buttons done up wrong!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I think this PleasureDrone guy seem to be the male mouthpiece on here. Well, I will happily use his mouth and then move on to the rest...he will bow to my wishes and I will use him on behalf off all the ladies here, if you are all in agreement?

Lizzy"

As the High Priestess of the Pussy Posse, you have my full permission to do whatever you like to PD........

can you tape the squeals? I could do with a laugh!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this PleasureDrone guy seem to be the male mouthpiece on here. Well, I will happily use his mouth and then move on to the rest...he will bow to my wishes and I will use him on behalf off all the ladies here, if you are all in agreement?

Lizzy

As the High Priestess of the Pussy Posse, you have my full permission to do whatever you like to PD........

can you tape the squeals? I could do with a laugh!"

Cool, well I shall make the appropriate arrangements...so, on behalf of all the forum ladies....his arse and any other available orifice is now officially mine!

Lizzy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimy............ is that the time??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"I think this PleasureDrone guy seem to be the male mouthpiece on here. Well, I will happily use his mouth and then move on to the rest...he will bow to my wishes and I will use him on behalf off all the ladies here, if you are all in agreement?

Lizzy

As the High Priestess of the Pussy Posse, you have my full permission to do whatever you like to PD........

can you tape the squeals? I could do with a laugh!

Cool, well I shall make the appropriate arrangements...so, on behalf of all the forum ladies....his arse and any other available orifice is now officially mine!

Lizzy"

Hey Lizzy...be kind to him...give him a pillow to bite on....lol xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimy............ is that the time??"
yes its time to put on makeup its time to get things right its time to get things started on the muppet show to night

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I think this PleasureDrone guy seem to be the male mouthpiece on here. Well, I will happily use his mouth and then move on to the rest...he will bow to my wishes and I will use him on behalf off all the ladies here, if you are all in agreement?

Lizzy

As the High Priestess of the Pussy Posse, you have my full permission to do whatever you like to PD........

can you tape the squeals? I could do with a laugh!

Cool, well I shall make the appropriate arrangements...so, on behalf of all the forum ladies....his arse and any other available orifice is now officially mine!

Lizzy"

All hail the latest member of the Pussy Posse.......

Lizzy.................queen of scream!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh ... ok, see miss piggy has took to the stage early then..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is still a fella.... ask him.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ff's... never mind ask.... Look at the fookin tools!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Blimy............ is that the time??yes its time to put on makeup its time to get things right its time to get things started on the muppet show to night"

PD is gonna have to be Kermit.

Specially after what I've heard about the colour of his knob!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"ff's... never mind ask.... Look at the fookin tools!!"

Give it up Notts..... you ain't gonna win!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Lizzy should choose then....

I'm nothing if not fair lol...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"ff's... never mind ask.... Look at the fookin tools!!"

mmmmmnnnnnn I'm looking !!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ff's... never mind ask.... Look at the fookin tools!!

mmmmmnnnnnn I'm looking !!!"

lol....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ff's... never mind ask.... Look at the fookin tools!!"

Yes, agreed I may have certain male attributes, but with my uncanny ability to outwit Gok Wan in the female clothes stakes I feel I can happily straddle both camps. However, I have decided to plant my size 10 fuck me shoes firmly on the side of the girls on this forum

Want to arm wrestle me then ???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh Bollox...

This is just feckin confussing then lol..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still.. fair play.. if a woman you want to be.. and associate yourself with this rabble of Kyle loving wine swigging pre menstual nutters then fair game you shall be....

Fucks up my wanna shag offensive mind.. re-think needed on that score pmsl..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucks up my wanna shag offensive mind.. re-think needed on that score pmsl.."

Indeed it does and as I'm very very Dom, it would be you if we ever tussled who would be shagged!

So think on *winks*

Lizzy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"Still.. fair play.. if a woman you want to be.. and associate yourself with this rabble of Kyle loving wine swigging pre menstual nutters then fair game you shall be....

Fucks up my wanna shag offensive mind.. re-think needed on that score pmsl.."

Ha ha...be afraid Notts..be very afraid (as Jaws music plays in the background)...lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucks up my wanna shag offensive mind.. re-think needed on that score pmsl..

Indeed it does and as I'm very very Dom, it would be you if we ever tussled who would be shagged!

So think on *winks*

Lizzy"

I'd be tempted to ask what happens when two very DOM people get together... but right now ... Nahhhhhhh I know who'd win and it aint miss wiplash there lol...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucks up my wanna shag offensive mind.. re-think needed on that score pmsl..

Indeed it does and as I'm very very Dom, it would be you if we ever tussled who would be shagged!

So think on *winks*

Lizzy

I'd be tempted to ask what happens when two very DOM people get together... but right now ... Nahhhhhhh I know who'd win and it aint miss wiplash there lol... "

dont be like that youve pulled..xxxxxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this PleasureDrone guy seem to be the male mouthpiece on here. Well, I will happily use his mouth and then move on to the rest...he will bow to my wishes and I will use him on behalf off all the ladies here, if you are all in agreement?

Lizzy"

oh hell yeah!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont you know the word ..NO..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont you know the word ..NO.."
I never get told no

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... I hope PD is resisting like a proper fella would...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Well... I hope PD is resisting like a proper fella would... "

He's run away again Notts.

Looks like it's up to you to be night watchman tonight!

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh, Notts -v- Pussy Posse.

You're dead meat matey!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol... Yeah yeah yeah... Happy to stand alone and proud.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well... I hope PD is resisting like a proper fella would...

He's run away again Notts.

Looks like it's up to you to be night watchman tonight!

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh, Notts -v- Pussy Posse.

You're dead meat matey!"

2 beatings in one week ....im actually starting to feel sorry for him ...not ... and no sign of the old timer to back him up lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Well... I hope PD is resisting like a proper fella would...

He's run away again Notts.

Looks like it's up to you to be night watchman tonight!

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh, Notts -v- Pussy Posse.

You're dead meat matey!"

He won’t even need the help.

Yawn.

;-)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol"

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Well... I hope PD is resisting like a proper fella would...

He's run away again Notts.

Looks like it's up to you to be night watchman tonight!

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh, Notts -v- Pussy Posse.

You're dead meat matey!

He won’t even need the help.

Yawn.

;-)

"

Who woke up OldSwingClod?

I thought the old, the infirm and the odd were all asleep in front of Eurovision?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies.. ladies form a queue.. Its not the toilets in here you know.

I am a sweetie its a given fact.. but there is only one master here..

ME lol..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!"

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Ladies.. ladies form a queue.. Its not the toilets in here you know.

I am a sweetie its a given fact.. but there is only one master here..

ME lol.."

Eeehhheeemmmmm!

I think matey, you'll actually find that the master here is........

ME !!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol"

Ohh Hello... where you been then???

Ironing needed doing ??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies.. ladies form a queue.. Its not the toilets in here you know.

I am a sweetie its a given fact.. but there is only one master here..

ME lol..

Eeehhheeemmmmm!

I think matey, you'll actually find that the master here is........

ME !!!"

Is this still planet _adchick your on then....

Youe moment came, went ... Jason is obviously busy with beer to let you loose

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance."

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

Ohh Hello... where you been then???

Ironing needed doing ??"

WTF is ironing?

Ive been working and I can tell you're missing me pmsl xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

Ohh Hello... where you been then???

Ironing needed doing ??

WTF is ironing?

Ive been working and I can tell you're missing me pmsl xxx"

you may as well do some of my boxers while your there.......

its ok ... our secret xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Ladies.. ladies form a queue.. Its not the toilets in here you know.

I am a sweetie its a given fact.. but there is only one master here..

ME lol..

Eeehhheeemmmmm!

I think matey, you'll actually find that the master here is........

ME !!!

Is this still planet _adchick your on then....

Youe moment came, went ... Jason is obviously busy with beer to let you loose"

Jasons gone to bed babe.

He can't take the pace now. We all know what happens to men when they hit 40........

Their balls, their libido and their brains droop!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.. i'm almost 45 Now... I'm still up and still up and... still up!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!"

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Well.. i'm almost 45 Now... I'm still up and still up and... still up!"

The use of Viagra/kamagra doesn't count!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Thanks for that Cloddy....... I haven't laughted so much in ages

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

Ohh Hello... where you been then???

Ironing needed doing ??

WTF is ironing?

Ive been working and I can tell you're missing me pmsl xxx

you may as well do some of my boxers while your there.......

its ok ... our secret xx"

Il iron them while you're wearing them..do you like a crease in the front like you have with your jeans?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

"

lol........oh go back to taming ya beef weasel and go sharpen ya wits........come back wen ya think ya handle the arse spanking u get everytime!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Viagra required here...

Not yet anyways....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Thanks for that Cloddy....... I haven't laughted so much in ages"

Well if pain can be pleasure for some people I suppose it could make someone laugh

:-S

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

"

wtf .... you were obviously asleep the other night dipsy the only spanking we get is when we demand it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must demand it often lol...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

wtf .... you were obviously asleep the other night dipsy the only spanking we get is when we demand it "

I did notice some filibustering the other night, amongst what was a larger than normal number of the Posse online.

But it did not seem to make much difference the end.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must demand it often lol..."
i always get what i want rob is at my beck and call lol cant you tell ? xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must demand it often lol...i always get what i want rob is at my beck and call lol cant you tell ? xx"

Ohhh you wish.....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

wtf .... you were obviously asleep the other night dipsy the only spanking we get is when we demand it

I did notice some filibustering the other night, amongst what was a larger than normal number of the Posse online.

But it did not seem to make much difference the end.

"

larger than normal ? ie 3 ..dont forget no bombing ..no petting .. no diving ..backstroke boy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must demand it often lol...i always get what i want rob is at my beck and call lol cant you tell ? xx

Ohhh you wish....."

i will have you know i have him sat watching kerrang as we speak with a ball gag in his mouth .. only way to keep him from hijacking pc

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one "

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx"

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Just stand proud..thats enough for me lol

If we didn't know Notts was such a fecking sweetie.........

I'd wonder if he was actually clinically insane taking on us lot!

In a sing song playground voice "takes on to know one!"

blows rasbery and runs a short distance.

OldswingClod............. back to ya pipe and slippers mate.

You are old enough and ugly enough to realise when you're beaten!

You are never too old when there’s lead in your pipe and leather slippers are for spanking.

I think the posse are due another spanking on here!

wtf .... you were obviously asleep the other night dipsy the only spanking we get is when we demand it

I did notice some filibustering the other night, amongst what was a larger than normal number of the Posse online.

But it did not seem to make much difference the end.

larger than normal ? ie 3 ..dont forget no bombing ..no petting .. no diving ..backstroke boy "

Reduced to erroneously arguing the semantics, while avoiding the actual substance of the matter.

The tactics of women the world over.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl"

Babe... just pull them down like everyone else.. It won't make me any hotter.. Mwah x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Babe... just pull them down like everyone else.. It won't make me any hotter.. Mwah x "

Can't I just rip them off? do I have to behave and pull them down? thats boring xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl"

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Hmmm.

Strangely generous.

:S

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

"

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Babe... just pull them down like everyone else.. It won't make me any hotter.. Mwah x

Can't I just rip them off? do I have to behave and pull them down? thats boring xxx"

Not if its with your teeth or even better.. your heels lol......

Ooooo shows a weakness there lol..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**"

off

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

"

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were men of few words tonight...

No need to make a big show... Too easy!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Babe... just pull them down like everyone else.. It won't make me any hotter.. Mwah x

Can't I just rip them off? do I have to behave and pull them down? thats boring xxx"

im ashamed of you ...or is it just a distraction technique ??? xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Were men of few words tonight...

No need to make a big show... Too easy!"

not men of fewwords just very few men well real men anyway lol x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Babe... just pull them down like everyone else.. It won't make me any hotter.. Mwah x

Can't I just rip them off? do I have to behave and pull them down? thats boring xxxim ashamed of you ...or is it just a distraction technique ??? xx"

Honeypot .......... iron......... Notts boxers......... Notts hairy balls on show........

A picture starts to form!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!"

You are never going to get a rise from a man by comparing his ironing skills to his sexual ones. It's just too far fetched to get anything more than a condescending polite laugh.

A single guy who turns up for a meet would score higher.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!

You are never going to get a rise from a man by comparing his ironing skills to his sexual ones. It's just too far fetched to get anything more than a condescending polite laugh.

A single guy who turns up for a meet would score higher.

"

A single guy who turned up for a meet would be a bloody miracle

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth not hairy _adchick... Smoooooth mwah x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!

You are never going to get a rise from a man by comparing his ironing skills to his sexual ones. It's just too far fetched to get anything more than a condescending polite laugh.

A single guy who turns up for a meet would score higher.

"

bloody hell youre sober tonight ...that makes a refreshing change

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!

You are never going to get a rise from a man by comparing his ironing skills to his sexual ones. It's just too far fetched to get anything more than a condescending polite laugh.

A single guy who turns up for a meet would score higher.

A single guy who turned up for a meet would be a bloody miracle"

Oh. It would just be too easy.

*Shakes head*

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!

You are never going to get a rise from a man by comparing his ironing skills to his sexual ones. It's just too far fetched to get anything more than a condescending polite laugh.

A single guy who turns up for a meet would score higher.

A single guy who turned up for a meet would be a bloody miracle

Oh. It would just be too easy.

*Shakes head*

"

Don't even think about it .

I can do things with an egg whisk and a cheese grater that just ain't natural!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!

You are never going to get a rise from a man by comparing his ironing skills to his sexual ones. It's just too far fetched to get anything more than a condescending polite laugh.

A single guy who turns up for a meet would score higher.

A single guy who turned up for a meet would be a bloody miracle

Oh. It would just be too easy.

*Shakes head*

Don't even think about it .

I can do things with an egg whisk and a cheese grater that just ain't natural!"

Yeah... cook!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Funny things Irons! My Ex took great pleasure in giving a new Iron.

Maybe you were better at ironing than sex?

**Maddie raises her eybrows, rolls her eyes and runs of cackling!**

off

Is that your retort Cloddy?

pathetic!

You are never going to get a rise from a man by comparing his ironing skills to his sexual ones. It's just too far fetched to get anything more than a condescending polite laugh.

A single guy who turns up for a meet would score higher.

A single guy who turned up for a meet would be a bloody miracle

Oh. It would just be too easy.

*Shakes head*

Don't even think about it .

I can do things with an egg whisk and a cheese grater that just ain't natural!

Yeah... cook!"

Something edible? Still on the miracle theme?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said cook.. doesn't mean its edible.

Easy mistake though... its late lol..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Oh ive forgotten that last night I made a member of the boys gang kiss my arse...he walked right into that one

Have you finished those Boxers already.... I have plenty more xx

Send em here im gonna burn holes right in the front of them all pmsl

Babe... just pull them down like everyone else.. It won't make me any hotter.. Mwah x

Can't I just rip them off? do I have to behave and pull them down? thats boring xxxim ashamed of you ...or is it just a distraction technique ??? xx"

Distraction technique hun it work everytime xxxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"I said cook.. doesn't mean its edible.

Easy mistake though... its late lol.."

I've heard of this 'Hells kitchen' thing, supposed to be a lot of vulgarity and swearing?

Am I close?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"I said cook.. doesn't mean its edible.

Easy mistake though... its late lol..

I've heard of this 'Hells kitchen' thing, supposed to be a lot of vulgarity and swearing?

Am I close?"

Probably am if it's 'Maddys Kitchen'

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

WAKEY WAKEY POSSE ...time for more talking bollox with the girl gang a programmme guaranteed to bore a d*unken slug into committing suicide

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

fancy calling yourself a d*unken slug...lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"fancy calling yourself a d*unken slug...lol"

heheheheh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I said cook.. doesn't mean its edible.

Easy mistake though... its late lol.."

Cook............. whats that?

Jason does it all cus I'm the master in my house!

HA!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The d*unken slug brings back fond memories....

You know its been a hot and horny night when the leather needs a good clean next morning lol....

Think about it .....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"The d*unken slug brings back fond memories....

You know its been a hot and horny night when the leather needs a good clean next morning lol....

Think about it ....."

Dirty old git!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less of the 'git' you lol.. x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"

Jason does it all cus I'm the master in my house!

HA!"

Master Bater!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master beater....

Nahhhhhh In her head... In her head.

When Jas wants Jas gets.... we all know its bluff.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I'm amazed the Pissy Posse are even using their computers at this time on a Sunday, shouldn't they be getting the Sunday lunch ready??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

you're right Flirty...its jam om taost if you want some lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hey HPC, any time you would like to get your bun buttered, or have a nice roast on a Sunday, you only have to ask!

XX

Flirty

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Hey HPC, any time you would like to get your bun buttered, or have a nice roast on a Sunday, you only have to ask!

XX

Flirty"

Both options sound rather tasty

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs notts is just knocking up some lovely buttered chocolate croissants...

Mind, shed best get a shift on, the hoovering is to be done, veg peeled.. and I have a whole load of motor programes to catch up on... Then hopefully still have time to run my bath as were out later..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Mrs notts is just knocking up some lovely buttered chocolate croissants...

Mind, shed best get a shift on, the hoovering is to be done, veg peeled.. and I have a whole load of motor programes to catch up on... Then hopefully still have time to run my bath as were out later.."

Oh blah blah blah.....in your dreams mister...now get on with your chores like a good boy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna ask her Honney lol... Want to lol??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"wanna ask her Honney lol... Want to lol??"

You had better be doing somehing good for Mrs Notts as well then

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lift my feet babes.... What more do you girls need!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I lift my feet babes.... What more do you girls need!"

Jason's doing the hoovering......... ner ner ner ner!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeah.. yeah yeah!!!!

Of course he is..... Pahhhhhhhhh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Jeah.. yeah yeah!!!!

Of course he is..... Pahhhhhhhhh"

Actually I do all the hoovering. leave it to joanne and it doesnt get done til we are knee high in dust.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Jeah.. yeah yeah!!!!

Of course he is..... Pahhhhhhhhh

Actually I do all the hoovering. leave it to joanne and it doesnt get done til we are knee high in dust."

Feck off Jason.........get on with the ironing!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeah.. yeah yeah!!!!

Of course he is..... Pahhhhhhhhh

Actually I do all the hoovering. leave it to joanne and it doesnt get done til we are knee high in dust.

Feck off Jason.........get on with the ironing!"

do u rent him out??? my ironing never seems to go away!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Jeah.. yeah yeah!!!!

Of course he is..... Pahhhhhhhhh

Actually I do all the hoovering. leave it to joanne and it doesnt get done til we are knee high in dust.

Feck off Jason.........get on with the ironing!do u rent him out??? my ironing never seems to go away!!"

You can have him......... free of charge.

He's been getting a bit lippy since he started reading the ramblings of the Doris's.

hhhuummmppffff

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope uv administered suitable punishment

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Jeah.. yeah yeah!!!!

Of course he is..... Pahhhhhhhhh

Actually I do all the hoovering. leave it to joanne and it doesnt get done til we are knee high in dust.

Feck off Jason.........get on with the ironing!do u rent him out??? my ironing never seems to go away!!

You can have him......... free of charge.

He's been getting a bit lippy since he started reading the ramblings of the Doris's.

hhhuummmppffff"

Where is the thumb sucking posse bitch leader ...doing the moanwalk ?? pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I think shes beating Jason up for daring to post in here pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I think shes beating Jason up for daring to post in here pmsl "

He's been sent to bed with no 'supper'

And I've changed the password. Cocky little Doris wanna be is getting too big for his boots.

He's in disgrace until he either apologises, or buys me a new handbag!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I've changed our profile.

Comments please!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I love it!!! pmsl xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it too!! to the point ........xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Dunno what mod shes talking about though....must be one of the others

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Dunno what mod shes talking about though....must be one of the others"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!"

Quote: " I have a tendency to roll over and fall asleep after good sex. If I'm not asleep by the time you get your socks on..... you were crap and won't be asked back."

If that’s just for good sex, great sex could be disconcerting!

LOL

But I like the profile! Very 'you'.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg you are me lol xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"omg you are me lol xxxx"

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

"

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched "

HPC is in charge of buttons; perhaps if you are 'bad' she will put you to sleep? (In the nicest possible way LOL)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched

HPC is in charge of buttons; perhaps if you are 'bad' she will put you to sleep? (In the nicest possible way LOL)"

now that sounds more like it ... omg just realisedwe are pussy possee ....bad boy distracting me ...tut tut smacks with a big stick ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched

HPC is in charge of buttons; perhaps if you are 'bad' she will put you to sleep? (In the nicest possible way LOL)now that sounds more like it ... omg just realisedwe are pussy possee ....bad boy distracting me ...tut tut smacks with a big stick ..."

shame on you!! lol x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched

HPC is in charge of buttons; perhaps if you are 'bad' she will put you to sleep? (In the nicest possible way LOL)now that sounds more like it ... omg just realisedwe are pussy possee ....bad boy distracting me ...tut tut smacks with a big stick ...shame on you!! lol x"

i do apologise ...but i do have the excuse that ive been in pub all afternoon xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too late my paddle is at the ready u naughty thing you!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then you have me..x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then you have me..x"
well that was easy!!! x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!"

id shag ya if you cooked as well and promised not to talk like a interlectual

screaming obcenities as you cum is ok tho .

mwahhhh xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then you have me..xwell that was easy!!! x"
me ? easy ? never .... lol o alright then ...im all yours xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!

id shag ya if you cooked as well and promised not to talk like a interlectual

screaming obcenities as you cum is ok tho .

mwahhhh xxxx"

you been to pub too ? spelling is atrocious for such an intelligent person lol xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!

id shag ya if you cooked as well and promised not to talk like a interlectual

screaming obcenities as you cum is ok tho .

mwahhhh xxxxyou been to pub too ? spelling is atrocious for such an intelligent person lol xx"

yawn ...the spelling queen is alive and pissed again ...x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!

id shag ya if you cooked as well and promised not to talk like a interlectual

screaming obcenities as you cum is ok tho .

mwahhhh xxxxyou been to pub too ? spelling is atrocious for such an intelligent person lol xx

yawn ...the spelling queen is alive and pissed again ...x"

pissed ....but can still spell ...off to bed now folks xxxxxxxxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched

HPC is in charge of buttons; perhaps if you are 'bad' she will put you to sleep? (In the nicest possible way LOL)now that sounds more like it ... omg just realisedwe are pussy possee ....bad boy distracting me ...tut tut smacks with a big stick ..."

Working as a team here, I'm distracting you as another member of the boy’s team slips round behind you.

Then we close in.

You will soon be asleep.

LOL

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched

HPC is in charge of buttons; perhaps if you are 'bad' she will put you to sleep? (In the nicest possible way LOL)now that sounds more like it ... omg just realisedwe are pussy possee ....bad boy distracting me ...tut tut smacks with a big stick ...

Working as a team here, I'm distracting you as another member of the boy’s team slips round behind you.

Then we close in.

You will soon be asleep.

LOL

"

Yeah..... but he couldn't spell 'behind' tonight..........

The Doris's are well and truly fooked mate.

Round 6 to the Pussy Posse me thinks!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!

id shag ya if you cooked as well and promised not to talk like a interlectual

screaming obcenities as you cum is ok tho .

mwahhhh xxxx"

So saying.... "is it in yet" isn't ok then?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"omg you are me lol xxxx

Naaa, not as scary.

and I think secretly she's a bit 'fluffy bunny'.

;-)

no way iam great sex ask rob i di fall asleep but only if theright buttons have been touched

HPC is in charge of buttons; perhaps if you are 'bad' she will put you to sleep? (In the nicest possible way LOL)now that sounds more like it ... omg just realisedwe are pussy possee ....bad boy distracting me ...tut tut smacks with a big stick ...

Working as a team here, I'm distracting you as another member of the boy’s team slips round behind you.

Then we close in.

You will soon be asleep.

LOL

Yeah..... but he couldn't spell 'behind' tonight..........

The Doris's are well and truly fooked mate.

Round 6 to the Pussy Posse me thinks!"

Round 6? Assisting you in dreaming on:

Synonyms for ‘behind’ include ‘at the back’, ‘at the rear’, ‘in the rear’ and just when you thought it safe to sleep ‘in the *wake* of’

LOL

Smiling now?

;-)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!

id shag ya if you cooked as well and promised not to talk like a interlectual

screaming obcenities as you cum is ok tho .

mwahhhh xxxx

i have no idea no one ever said it to me .......they just seem to hum in a funnny way sort of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

So saying.... "is it in yet" isn't ok then?"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I've changed our profile.

Comments please!

id shag ya if you cooked as well and promised not to talk like a interlectual

screaming obcenities as you cum is ok tho .

mwahhhh xxxx

So saying.... "is it in yet" isn't ok then?"

i have no idea no one ever said it to me .......they just seem to hum in a funnny way sort of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

but shhhhhhh guys i do have to say there is a special secret section in the daves a sort of SAS equavalent

headed up by the illustrious queen maddie

they are called the sloppy posse..

take your towels and snorkels ok ))

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

well we could just drown them... that would finish the doris's off once and for all lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"well we could just drown them... that would finish the doris's off once and for all lol"

Excellent idea.

We could hold a special wake for the lot of them. You know the sort of thing....

Orgy, lots girl on girl, food, forgetting their real names etc....

Be cheaper to do it in bulk as well!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Oohhh I gotta go.

Last exam today. Goodbye meal tonight and lots of tears on the 2 hour drive home I think.

In all seriousness (just for 5 seconds), I am gonna miss the university posse sooooooooo much and I can't believe 4 years has just flown by.

I'll be around tomorrow at some point, probably a little quieter and more subduded.

Wish me luck guys!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Luck, call in if you have time xxxxxxxxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Good Luck, call in if you have time xxxxxxxxxx"

Don't you make me cry !!

And I will do, lots gonna depend on what time the table is booked for.

I'll ring you if I can babe.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'll be around tomorrow at some point, probably a little quieter and more subduded. "

Ooooo Are we seeing a weakness in the leaders armour, a softer more subdued, caring fluffy wuffy nice _adchick???

Or has the account been hacked??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck Madster mwah xxxxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck Madster mwah xxxxxx"

Luck ff's..... Would you dare fail her??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Good luck Madster mwah xxxxxx

Luck ff's..... Would you dare fail her??"

pmsl ...probably got the invigilator by the balls ..;..i said ....i want the answer to question 10 ....or my strapon comes out ..pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I had no idea a course in blowjobbery could last 4 years!

[Well done Maddie! No, I mean it!]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I had no idea a course in blowjobbery could last 4 years!

[Well done Maddie! No, I mean it!]"

nahh to be fair she has worked bloody hard ..from what i saw its a tough course ...hats off to her cus it was not an easy option ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure what the lady in question is doing, but I know from experience that gaining a degree as a mature student and holding down a job is not easy (I did a MSc at Portsmouth)

So, all the best to you sweetheart

Right, which one of the 'Boys Club' or whatever you call yourself wants it up the bum first?...come on, take it like a man!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrr

Well if that was a way to shut us up you failed...

Come on PD........ Show em were men ff's!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrr

Well if that was a way to shut us up you failed...

Come on PD........ Show em were men ff's!"

No, don't want you to shut guys up, I quite like the thought of your mouth's open!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimy... If that came near my mouth you'd be a fair few steps closer to being a full woman lol...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Errrrr

Well if that was a way to shut us up you failed...

Come on PD........ Show em were men ff's!

No, don't want you to shut guys up, I quite like the thought of your mouth's open!!!"

its easy Notts ...Big fella and Jezza want it first ...pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrr

Well if that was a way to shut us up you failed...

Come on PD........ Show em were men ff's!

No, don't want you to shut guys up, I quite like the thought of your mouth's open!!!

its easy Notts ...Big fella and Jezza want it first ...pmsl "

thou doth protest too much PD

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrr

Well if that was a way to shut us up you failed...

Come on PD........ Show em were men ff's!

No, don't want you to shut guys up, I quite like the thought of your mouth's open!!!

its easy Notts ...Big fella and Jezza want it first ...pmsl thou doth protest too much PD"

I thought that too actually, a silhouette and no pics are usually the 'straight' guys who message me saying they want to check out their'darker side'....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhh ...... Does not scare me.

Well maybe just a little....

Jezza and Big man will eat him alive...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

A word of warning for the boy gang

Tommy Cooper died on stage doing what he did best

Steve Irwin also died doing what he did best

Ffs sake boys don't have a wank tonight im really worried about you all

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll warn Mrs Notts right now....

Lets hope she finishes first..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!"

Ohhhh yeah........

ALL HAIL THE PUSSY POSSE!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!"

Finished what?

Does this mean we get you back full time now?

Bugger! hehehe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!

Ohhhh yeah........

ALL HAIL THE PUSSY POSSE!"

breathes big sigh of relief aaaaaahhhhhh ...welcome back xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!

Finished what?

Does this mean we get you back full time now?

Bugger! hehehe"

Ha ha ha ha...........

Yes you get me back full time.....give me a couple of days to recharge my batteries and I'll be as sarky as I used to be!

Watch out boys...........

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!

Ohhhh yeah........

ALL HAIL THE PUSSY POSSE!breathes big sigh of relief aaaaaahhhhhh ...welcome back xxx"

Thank you Kaz.......... nice to be back.

4 Years of Uni has left me feeling a bit 'wooly' but I'm sure I'll be fine in a couple of days.

To the Pussy Posse.......... you've done a truly excellent job over the past few months, hilarious reading and 'spanked' the Doris's into submission!

I love it!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollox... delusional twat ya lol...

Sunbmission my arse....... Mwah

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!"

well get the fecking kettle on ,do the ironing ,hoovering ,go bay the bills ,clean windows ,ogg and that toilet needs fixing again and a good clean ....huh....dont know what to do next ...

hurrrrummmmph

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FINISHED!!!!!

I'm tired, emotional and wondering what to do next.

No, it's not a chink in my armour, just a little glimpse of what I'm really like.

Thank you PD for understanding and to the rest of the Doris's............

Bollox!

well get the fecking kettle on ,do the ironing ,hoovering ,go bay the bills ,clean windows ,ogg and that toilet needs fixing again and a good clean ....huh....dont know what to do next ...

hurrrrummmmph"

rob ere spend all day on fab then we we walk in for a HARD days work tells us youve been busy around the house havent had a min ..been there ..lots....with the weaker one in the house ..kaz...all hail the possee ye right

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


" we walk in for a HARD days work "

Exactly...... what's ya fecking point? You still have work to do when you get home.

Women earned the right, through the process of giving birth to YOUR children, not to have to do anything strenuous!

So...... if we want to sit on our arses and chat on here.......we can!!!

Lets be honest, we always end up having to clear up all the cock up's you males make anyway!

**I'm bored! can you tell?**

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" we walk in for a HARD days work

Exactly...... what's ya fecking point? You still have work to do when you get home.

Women earned the right, through the process of giving birth to YOUR children, not to have to do anything strenuous!

So...... if we want to sit on our arses and chat on here.......we can!!!

Lets be honest, we always end up having to clear up all the cock up's you males make anyway!

**I'm bored! can you tell?**"

and a good afternoon to you temper temper now..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


" we walk in for a HARD days work

Exactly...... what's ya fecking point? You still have work to do when you get home.

Women earned the right, through the process of giving birth to YOUR children, not to have to do anything strenuous!

So...... if we want to sit on our arses and chat on here.......we can!!!

Lets be honest, we always end up having to clear up all the cock up's you males make anyway!

**I'm bored! can you tell?**and a good afternoon to you temper temper now.."

I bet the only reason you are on here is cus the master in your house is at work!

Put Kaz on....... at least she talks sense!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stressful bugger that one....

Its not healthy ya know...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Stressful bugger that one....

Its not healthy ya know..."

Afternoon sexy!

mmmmwwwwaaaahhhhhh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" we walk in for a HARD days work

Exactly...... what's ya fecking point? You still have work to do when you get home.

Women earned the right, through the process of giving birth to YOUR children, not to have to do anything strenuous!

So...... if we want to sit on our arses and chat on here.......we can!!!

Lets be honest, we always end up having to clear up all the cock up's you males make anyway!

**I'm bored! can you tell?**and a good afternoon to you temper temper now..

I bet the only reason you are on here is cus the master in your house is at work!

Put Kaz on....... at least she talks sense!"

she is at work ive done my bit then ill go fetch her like a good little boy ..calm down

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


" we walk in for a HARD days work

Exactly...... what's ya fecking point? You still have work to do when you get home.

Women earned the right, through the process of giving birth to YOUR children, not to have to do anything strenuous!

So...... if we want to sit on our arses and chat on here.......we can!!!

Lets be honest, we always end up having to clear up all the cock up's you males make anyway!

**I'm bored! can you tell?**and a good afternoon to you temper temper now..

I bet the only reason you are on here is cus the master in your house is at work!

Put Kaz on....... at least she talks sense!she is at work ive done my bit then ill go fetch her like a good little boy ..calm down "

good.....

And I'm gonna tell her what you've been up to while she's been slaving away!

pppppffffttttt

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" we walk in for a HARD days work

Exactly...... what's ya fecking point? You still have work to do when you get home.

Women earned the right, through the process of giving birth to YOUR children, not to have to do anything strenuous!

So...... if we want to sit on our arses and chat on here.......we can!!!

Lets be honest, we always end up having to clear up all the cock up's you males make anyway!

**I'm bored! can you tell?**and a good afternoon to you temper temper now..

I bet the only reason you are on here is cus the master in your house is at work!

Put Kaz on....... at least she talks sense!she is at work ive done my bit then ill go fetch her like a good little boy ..calm down

good.....

And I'm gonna tell her what you've been up to while she's been slaving away!

pppppffffttttt"

how dare you !!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow... Madchick obviously needs some quality cock... Getting a bit obvious there sweety lol..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"wow... Madchick obviously needs some quality cock... Getting a bit obvious there sweety lol.."

Nuts!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And those.... fussy fecker xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think _adchick needs a good distraction.... Held down by the men (gagged)(thats just for safety... our hearing you know) and used and abused...

Should keep her sweet for a week......

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think _adchick needs a good distraction.... Held down by the men (gagged)(thats just for safety... our hearing you know) and used and abused...

Should keep her sweet for a week......"

you should see pm from her it cotains the word SORRY in it ...o yes how the mighty fall

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I think _adchick needs a good distraction.... Held down by the men (gagged)(thats just for safety... our hearing you know) and used and abused...

Should keep her sweet for a week......you should see pm from her it cotains the word SORRY in it ...o yes how the mighty fall "

It didn't say "I'm sorry" though did it you snitch!

Thats something a member of the Doris's will NEVER hear me say!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...

Thats nothing...

I had one with please in it... pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol...

Thats nothing...

I had one with please in it... pmsl "

i had one with she will treat me to a drink and curry

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_adchick isnt that mad or bad inside her is kindness wanting to break out .lolol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's just a fluffy wuffy little fluffy thing... just needing to be stroked and poked I reckon.....

Sweet as sugar.......

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

a little bitty fluffty wuffty little thing with little blue eyes goes cuddle me you nice person ...she is sooooooo focused on peoples feelings and totally empathic

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact.....

I reckon all the bluff and bluster is just attention seeking... you know, like the little girl lost act and screams out to be noticed...

Ahhhhhhh............ Bless her xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Lol...

Thats nothing...

I had one with please in it... pmsl i had one with she will treat me to a drink and curry "

ohh i have some really grovelly ones off her please ...awww thankyouuuuu ...your wonderfulllllllll etc etc etc

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

know way you got them framed

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact.....

I reckon all the bluff and bluster is just attention seeking... you know, like the little girl lost act and screams out to be noticed...

Ahhhhhhh............ Bless her xx"

think youve got something there so whats the story with the rest of them ?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"In fact.....

I reckon all the bluff and bluster is just attention seeking... you know, like the little girl lost act and screams out to be noticed...

Ahhhhhhh............ Bless her xxthink youve got something there so whats the story with the rest of them ?"

easy pmt ..not enough shagging and just plain bitchy ...pmfsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact is.... They make the fuss cause they 'Need' Men... Need being the word...

We have everything they want, brains, beauty.. definition.. stamina.. manners.. smooth silky tongues..

We have the knack and good sense to make a mess so they can stay fit cleaning.. we get fat so they are more secure in keeping us from other preditors.. Hence their cooking skills improve.. What more.. I could go on... But they NEED us men.. simple as...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I could go on... "

And you do......

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a train hun... like a train xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Like a train hun... like a train xx"

Chuff chuff

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i totally agree notts ...its plain to see they spend all there time looking for mr right..... then nest .....its there role ...all the degrees in the world wont change that basic fact ...they need men

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Is it me or are the boys gang ramblings beginning to sound like a broken record in here? yaaaaawwwwnnnn

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Is it me or are the boys gang ramblings beginning to sound like a broken record in here? yaaaaawwwwnnnn "

and have you noticed notts ...when there is something they know is true and cant refute as they all have husbands ...they try to stop the message .....if we are so bad .l..why do you live with us lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww... Now now Honey.. Even you play the same record over and over when you flick your bean... Oh yes ya do.. Mwah xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I said PD... Were In Demand mate...

We just need to sit back and wait.. the post menstrual hormones soon start their mad ramblings.. calling us, beckoning our attention..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Is it me or are the boys gang ramblings beginning to sound like a broken record in here? yaaaaawwwwnnnn

and have you noticed notts ...when there is something they know is true and cant refute as they all have husbands ...they try to stop the message .....if we are so bad .l..why do you live with us lol

"

Someones gotta take the rubbish out...although at the moment thats me as well...think ill marry myself

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Aww... Now now Honey.. Even you play the same record over and over when you flick your bean... Oh yes ya do.. Mwah xx"

How do you know what im playing when I do that? hmmmm? xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww... Now now Honey.. Even you play the same record over and over when you flick your bean... Oh yes ya do.. Mwah xx

How do you know what im playing when I do that? hmmmm? xx"

Ohhhhh and having got to know us just a teeeny weeny lickle bit.. you need to ask lol!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Ooohh shut up the lot of you.....

**That doesn't include Honeypot who is the only sensible one amongst you**

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Ooohh shut up the lot of you.....

**That doesn't include Honeypot who is the only sensible one amongst you**

"

LMAO...you hav'nt met me yet!!

But for the purposes of this thread I totally agree with you.....Little Miss Academic xxxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact is.... They make the fuss cause they 'Need' Men... Need being the word...

We have everything they want, brains, beauty.. definition.. stamina.. manners.. smooth silky tongues..

We have the knack and good sense to make a mess so they can stay fit cleaning.. we get fat so they are more secure in keeping us from other preditors.. Hence their cooking skills improve.. What more.. I could go on... But they NEED us men.. simple as... "

did you get this from the book whatever woman should know and strive for in there lifes cool book

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooohh shut up the lot of you.....

**That doesn't include Honeypot who is the only sensible one amongst you**

"

Load of rollocks......

Sensible... and you call yourself fookin educated??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as educated as a frog with a straw up its ass

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as educated as a frog with a straw up its ass"
kinky x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"as educated as a frog with a straw up its ass"

Pervert!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well well well what has rob been up to when he sneaked on today ??? honestly,men lol give them an inch and theyll take a mile...never mind,ive sent him off to kitchen ..hes been neglecting things today

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as educated as a frog with a straw up its ass

Pervert!"

Its only perverted if you then suck.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as educated as a frog with a straw up its ass

Pervert!

Its only perverted if you then suck."

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but then you'd be talking sh** lol....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but then you'd be talking sh** lol.... "
and apparently thats just what you dorises have been up to for a change

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

What about if you lick one?

Is that perverted? cos some people do

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as educated as a frog with a straw up its asskinky x"
omg youve all sussed him lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its likea ghost town in here tonight have all the dorises worn themselves out this afternoon with their little rants and had to go off for a big lie down .....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"its likea ghost town in here tonight have all the dorises worn themselves out this afternoon with their little rants and had to go off for a big lie down ....."

Some of us have had interesting things to do!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I can see you have been learning how to put smilies in a line on your post.....now go and have a look at the what am I doing wrong thread in advice forum to see what is really clever to put on a post if you want to be artistic lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its likea ghost town in here tonight have all the dorises worn themselves out this afternoon with their little rants and had to go off for a big lie down .....

Some of us have had interesting things to do!

"

oooooh took your waterwings off yet hun ...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I can see you have been learning how to put smilies in a line on your post.....now go and have a look at the what am I doing wrong thread in advice forum to see what is really clever to put on a post if you want to be artistic lol "

Sorry introductions forum lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see you have been learning how to put smilies in a line on your post.....now go and have a look at the what am I doing wrong thread in advice forum to see what is really clever to put on a post if you want to be artistic lol

Sorry introductions forum lol "

its no good hpc ..i think all that swimming has been his downfall ... what with his free pass and everything he must go all the time ...wears himself out with it lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"I can see you have been learning how to put smilies in a line on your post.....now go and have a look at the what am I doing wrong thread in advice forum to see what is really clever to put on a post if you want to be artistic lol

Sorry introductions forum lol "

Ascii Art

$I?77$ZO88$ONNDDNDNDDDDDDDDDDDDNDDDD8Z$7

7?I777$ZZZO8DNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNDDDDD8Z77

I77II777ZZODNDDNDDNNDNDDDDDNNDDDDDDD8Z77

$II?I?II$ZZDNDDZ+==$DDDDDDDDDDDDNDDDMZ$7

I?I?I?I777ZODDZ~:,:~?DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8Z7

????????I7$ZDDI=~:,=+ODD8DDDDDDD8DD8DDDZ

????+??III$ZDDI+,,,~?8DDDNDDDDDDDDDD8DDN

I???++???II$8DN$7III=I8DDDNDDDDDDDDDDDDO

?++++++++II7O8$?~,,.=?$DD8D8DDDDDDDDDDO$

++==++????I7ZDDI+=.,=?78DD888DDDDDDDDO$7

=?==++=++??I78D$?+,.~+?D8D88DD88D888D$7I

=~~~====++??$ZD$+=~:.=?Z88888DDD888Z$I?+

=~==~===++7+==~??++.===788D8D888D8O7I++=

~~++7I77+~~:::~:?+=.,==ID8888O888$I???+~

7==+::::~=I=::+,I?+=+=+I8O888D88Z7?I+===

,,,.,,.,,,,~=+,:7+====+IO888O88Z$??+==~:

,,........,,,:::7I=+~+=IZOO888O$7?+==~:~

.,::,.........,,:===,~+?IO8OZ8ZI++==~=~~

:~,,..,,,,,,,:,,.:~::~+?=8ZO8Z7?+=~:~:~:

,:,,:~~::~~~~=I+:,,,~=??IZZ$Z$I?+~~~:~::

,,.+,~=~.~=~~~?I~~:,:=~,I7777$=~~~~~::,:

,.+:=+,:+7++7ZI=~?7=::=~~$77Z$7=~:~:::,:

.?~~:=~:=~?IO$8D88ZZI7~~$ZZZ$ZI~~::~:,::

:,,,:::=$7$O8$NODOO$8NZIOOZZ$O7?~~:::::,

,.,,=~+I$$7??ZOIIZ$Z7OI7OOII$+Z~=:+,::,~

,,:::==++=$7I$77$D$$I8O8D$OZ77ZZ??:,:,,:

::~==?+?~7Z7$Z7?ZZ7$I77$878$Z+$Z7I~~,,,,

,:~I7~=IIZO?7???7$78$Z7ZI+=$Z7$?77==:,,,

::=++==I$$$7?+=I7I=?=+7ZZ7Z7$$???+I~:~~,

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london

PSML

That did not work!

Literally kinky!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see you have been learning how to put smilies in a line on your post.....now go and have a look at the what am I doing wrong thread in advice forum to see what is really clever to put on a post if you want to be artistic lol

Sorry introductions forum lol

Ascii Art

$I?77$ZO88$ONNDDNDNDDDDDDDDDDDDNDDDD8Z$7

7?I777$ZZZO8DNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNDDDDD8Z77

I77II777ZZODNDDNDDNNDNDDDDDNNDDDDDDD8Z77

$II?I?II$ZZDNDDZ+==$DDDDDDDDDDDDNDDDMZ$7

I?I?I?I777ZODDZ~:,:~?DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8Z7

????????I7$ZDDI=~:,=+ODD8DDDDDDD8DD8DDDZ

????+??III$ZDDI+,,,~?8DDDNDDDDDDDDDD8DDN

I???++???II$8DN$7III=I8DDDNDDDDDDDDDDDDO

?++++++++II7O8$?~,,.=?$DD8D8DDDDDDDDDDO$

++==++????I7ZDDI+=.,=?78DD888DDDDDDDDO$7

=?==++=++??I78D$?+,.~+?D8D88DD88D888D$7I

=~~~====++??$ZD$+=~:.=?Z88888DDD888Z$I?+

=~==~===++7+==~??++.===788D8D888D8O7I++=

~~++7I77+~~:::~:?+=.,==ID8888O888$I???+~

7==+::::~=I=::+,I?+=+=+I8O888D88Z7?I+===

,,,.,,.,,,,~=+,:7+====+IO888O88Z$??+==~:

,,........,,,:::7I=+~+=IZOO888O$7?+==~:~

.,::,.........,,:===,~+?IO8OZ8ZI++==~=~~

:~,,..,,,,,,,:,,.:~::~+?=8ZO8Z7?+=~:~:~:

,:,,:~~::~~~~=I+:,,,~=??IZZ$Z$I?+~~~:~::

,,.+,~=~.~=~~~?I~~:,:=~,I7777$=~~~~~::,:

,.+:=+,:+7++7ZI=~?7=::=~~$77Z$7=~:~:::,:

.?~~:=~:=~?IO$8D88ZZI7~~$ZZZ$ZI~~::~:,::

:,,,:::=$7$O8$NODOO$8NZIOOZZ$O7?~~:::::,

,.,,=~+I$$7??ZOIIZ$Z7OI7OOII$+Z~=:+,::,~

,,:::==++=$7I$77$D$$I8O8D$OZ77ZZ??:,:,,:

::~==?+?~7Z7$Z7?ZZ7$I77$878$Z+$Z7I~~,,,,

,:~I7~=IIZO?7???7$78$Z7ZI+=$Z7$?77==:,,,

::=++==I$$$7?+=I7I=?=+7ZZ7Z7$$???+I~:~~,

"

i was right ..as usual chlorine abuse ...tut tut

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"I can see you have been learning how to put smilies in a line on your post.....now go and have a look at the what am I doing wrong thread in advice forum to see what is really clever to put on a post if you want to be artistic lol

Sorry introductions forum lol

its no good hpc ..i think all that swimming has been his downfall ... what with his free pass and everything he must go all the time ...wears himself out with it lol "

Too much breast stroke. Now spending more time 'down' and 'pushing', as I go and come a lot too.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1dKingCole OP   Man
over a year ago

east london


"

snip

i was right ..as usual chlorine abuse ...tut tut "

PMSL!

Who said a blond would not understand?

Needed pictures though!

Mwah!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see you have been learning how to put smilies in a line on your post.....now go and have a look at the what am I doing wrong thread in advice forum to see what is really clever to put on a post if you want to be artistic lol

Sorry introductions forum lol

its no good hpc ..i think all that swimming has been his downfall ... what with his free pass and everything he must go all the time ...wears himself out with it lol

Too much breast stroke. Now spending more time 'down' and 'pushing', as I go and come a lot too."

omg ...its michael phelps pmsl xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

WTF is the Pussy Posse thread doing at the bottom of the page?

Shamless bump!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw that earlier and couldnt be arsed lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Was it? ooops

It would have come back up later when Kaz comes on lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Was it? ooops

It would have come back up later when Kaz comes on lol "

I expect my Posse to be on the ball, especially as one of the Doris's would probably have bumped it up.....

Now Pussy Posse, we can't let the boys get the better of us, can we?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

it wouldn't have even entered my head that they could...lol xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"it wouldn't have even entered my head that they could...lol xxx"

I'm bored. I have too much time on my hands now.

I think when I'm bored.

Dangerous really.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I knew this would happen

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I knew this would happen"

oooohhh shut up.......

You're meant to be on my side.

Anyone holding a party this weekend? Otherwise I'm gonna put you ALL in therapy with my constant whining and moaning!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

XmwahX luvs ya and you know it! x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew this would happen

oooohhh shut up.......

You're meant to be on my side.

Anyone holding a party this weekend? Otherwise I'm gonna put you ALL in therapy with my constant whining and moaning!"

Ha im in therapy anyway so another few sessions wont hurt

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew this would happen

oooohhh shut up.......

You're meant to be on my side.

Anyone holding a party this weekend? Otherwise I'm gonna put you ALL in therapy with my constant whining and moaning!

Ha im in therapy anyway so another few sessions wont hurt"

shurrup you ya big dope fussy!!!!!!!!!

there may be trouble aheeeeeead pmsl

oh and jo your gorgeous sexy and i want YOU!!!!!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew this would happen

oooohhh shut up.......

You're meant to be on my side.

Anyone holding a party this weekend? Otherwise I'm gonna put you ALL in therapy with my constant whining and moaning!

Ha im in therapy anyway so another few sessions wont hurt

shurrup you ya big dope fussy!!!!!!!!!

there may be trouble aheeeeeead pmsl

oh and jo your gorgeous sexy and i want YOU!!!!!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx"

careful hun else you will be called a Doris!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew this would happen

oooohhh shut up.......

You're meant to be on my side.

Anyone holding a party this weekend? Otherwise I'm gonna put you ALL in therapy with my constant whining and moaning!"

And this is something were not already all hardened to lol...

Jeeze.... naive as well as fluckable! Horny pmsl....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew this would happen

oooohhh shut up.......

You're meant to be on my side.

Anyone holding a party this weekend? Otherwise I'm gonna put you ALL in therapy with my constant whining and moaning!

Ha im in therapy anyway so another few sessions wont hurt

shurrup you ya big dope fussy!!!!!!!!!

there may be trouble aheeeeeead pmsl

oh and jo your gorgeous sexy and i want YOU!!!!!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

careful hun else you will be called a Doris!!!!"

ive been called worse fussy sticks and stones and all that shit haha DORIS whats all that about eh

xxpeanutxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore em peanut.. just ignore em.

Unless you have some ironing or washing... or just need a shag!!

Pokes and runs.............

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"

Pokes and runs............."

Is that the same as eats shoots and leaves? pmsl xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna find out..........

mwah x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Wanna find out..........

mwah x"

If its a yes ....then no! hahahahaha

If its a no .....then hell yeah!! mwahxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

hey _adchick what was the surprise we were gonna be told about on the 19th all about ...new hoover ...LMAO

hi to everyone

)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I want a Doris on a stick and a roaring fire!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"hey _adchick what was the surprise we were gonna be told about on the 19th all about ...new hoover ...LMAO

hi to everyone

)

"

You will find out on friday morning hun!

Honepotcouple and I have just been sorting it out!

So........ be patient boy. Good things come to those who wait!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said now!!! come out come out or are you scared? I have fury to vent!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I think you have scared them off pmsl xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

typical, they are never around when i need them!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a hope.... Sacred. Pahhh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a hope.... Sacred. Pahhh"

pre-emtive text on ya key board or did you mean scared

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Not a hope.... Sacred. Pahhh

pre-emtive text on ya key board or did you mean scared"

I think he meant that the Pussy Posse are sacred!

Not a spelling mistake me thinks!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhhh right lol must be what he meant.

God I wish someone would start a moaning thread...I have a blood lust

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Why don't you start one and we can all moan about moaning threads lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good idea!!!! im on it now!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

You know when you wish you had'nt put an idea in someones head?

Thats me that is pmsl

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you wish you had'nt put an idea in someones head?

Thats me that is pmsl "

hehehehehe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doris's are still lying low I see.....wise choice

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning babes, Ive had my frist brew and 2 cigs...the mood could still go either way

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal day then....... x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normal day then....... x"

quite

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a womans mood is purely determined by how much fun she had the night before... how much effort she put in and the return on said effort ...

Yeah.... could be a bad mood day pmsl xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody is now you bugger!!! where is the sand, the fire extinguiser and the english mustard and lard when you need it!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking the very same thing last night pmsl.. xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I was thinking the very same thing last night pmsl.. xx"

Morning!!!!!!!!

**Just thought I'd say that before I tootle off to work!**

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

morning peeps...hey Notts, don't you go putting Fuss is a bad mood again

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you take me for lol.... Tampax and a hormone???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you take me for lol.... Tampax and a hormone???

"

fool

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol....

Aww... But your smiling .. I know your smiling... Right now, yes you are don't deny it lol..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not moving!!! we shall we shall not be moved!! Im staying here i dont want to go to the new won..I wont i wont i wont Grrrr Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not bloody biting Notts!!!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notts smells of wee!!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shhhhhhh man, don't say where you live.

Theres mad hormonal woman desperate to get sorted lurking around here..."

im not that fucking desperate!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh ok then, ill leave it and brace myself for the rush, lol ."

HA!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top