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Female Gnomes. Beard or No Beard?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

So we all know Gnomes, but I’ve never seen a female gnome, and more importantly does a female gnome have a beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had a few bevvies big man?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Have you had a few bevvies big man? "

How did you guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have indeed seen a lady gnome and no, no beard just looks like the little old lady in whos garden it resides lol

x Raz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya havin a dig aint ya lol xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Ya havin a dig aint ya lol xx "

Naaa your too tall for a gnome. I was walking past a garden today and it was full of the fekkers but they all had beards. It got me thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of friendly advice BB: wear a cap in the sun pet, stops your brain cooking!

That's my good deed for the day: my work here is done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it cause i called ya old on the other thread lol xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Thought it cause i called ya old on the other thread lol xx "

Naaa i know im old lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Bit of friendly advice BB: wear a cap in the sun pet, stops your brain cooking!

That's my good deed for the day: my work here is done! "

It was hot, what can i say i walked to the pub and back. I didn't pinch a gnome though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried ta nick one once right size fa me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of friendly advice BB: wear a cap in the sun pet, stops your brain cooking!

That's my good deed for the day: my work here is done!

It was hot, what can i say i walked to the pub and back. I didn't pinch a gnome though "

Aaaah, now this thread makes sense: sun AND falling down water lol!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"So we all know Gnomes, but I’ve never seen a female gnome, and more importantly does a female gnome have a beard? "

Yes....... you should see Jason's ex wife!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"So we all know Gnomes, but I’ve never seen a female gnome, and more importantly does a female gnome have a beard?

Yes....... you should see Jason's ex wife! "

He he he now thats funny

She isn't on here is she?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"So we all know Gnomes, but I’ve never seen a female gnome, and more importantly does a female gnome have a beard?

Yes....... you should see Jason's ex wife!

He he he now thats funny

She isn't on here is she? "

It could be arranged!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So we all know Gnomes, but I’ve never seen a female gnome, and more importantly does a female gnome have a beard? "
you do worry me, have you still got a temperature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have asked my gnome pal to comment here.....hopefully we'll get the opinion of an expert soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may, or you may have not heard of me

im fugyuk and il the residing gnome in the scottish forums, who wears a red pointy hat, gingham shirt and velvet pantaloons!

in my experience female gnomes do have beards and i love pumping them !!!

fugyuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you may, or you may have not heard of me

im fugyuk and il the residing gnome in the scottish forums, who wears a red pointy hat, gingham shirt and velvet pantaloons!

in my experience female gnomes do have beards and i love pumping them !!!

fugyuk"

Nice ta meet ya (from the gnome of the midland forums lol) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.....fugy's a legend in his own garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol.....fugy's a legend in his own garden "

make sure he is returned to scotland before he runs amok down south

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I want to see him run amok dressed as a gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see him run amok dressed as a gnome "

You would have loved the dwarf dom in the gimp mask on the Jerry springer show last night then lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see him run amok dressed as a gnome "

Ohh HPC you see Fugs dressed in his finest gnome attire each night in the Scotland chatroom

It really is a sight to behold

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see him run amok dressed as a gnome

You would have loved the dwarf dom in the gimp mask on the Jerry springer show last night then lol xx "

Where does Springer get these people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see him run amok dressed as a gnome

You would have loved the dwarf dom in the gimp mask on the Jerry springer show last night then lol xx

Where does Springer get these people?"

If they dont exist he invents em lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see him run amok dressed as a gnome

You would have loved the dwarf dom in the gimp mask on the Jerry springer show last night then lol xx

Where does Springer get these people?

If they dont exist he invents em lol xx "
That i can believe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it was stu askin me

he'd want me to run amok in a smock!!!!

aw bless him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if it was stu askin me

he'd want me to run amok in a smock!!!!

aw bless him!

"

and I have just the frock.....errr....i mean smock

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I want to see him run amok dressed as a gnome

You would have loved the dwarf dom in the gimp mask on the Jerry springer show last night then lol xx "

I always miss the best ones

All I ever see are really huge women that want to get naked and fight everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

All I ever see are really huge women that want to get naked and fight everyone "

wid that be big senga fae govan by any chance ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we all know Gnomes, but I’ve never seen a female gnome, and more importantly does a female gnome have a beard? "

i dont have a beard bigbad ill

show u at the beach party lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

All I ever see are really huge women that want to get naked and fight everyone

wid that be big senga fae govan by any chance ??"

.....your sister's been on Springer?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards are never good on woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards are never good on woman! "

are you being gnomist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards are never good on woman!

are you being gnomist? "

No beardist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards are never good on woman!

are you being gnomist?

No beardist "

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