FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy chat up lines!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody got any? How about if you were a light in my bedroom, is turn you on every night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teddy. Can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face n tickle my tounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got your arse insured

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word of the day is legs

lets go and spread the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many people will read these and those that are sure to follow and incorporate them into their first messages in future!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat penguin.... Sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for a coffee, and some cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many people will read these and those that are sure to follow and incorporate them into their first messages in future!!!!

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dont think mine would go down well pardon the pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat penguin.... Sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

I actually love this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat penguin.... Sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat penguin.... Sorry just wanted to say something that would break the ice

Hahaha love it

Jules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it

In other words do u fuck on 1st date lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question...

...be the same as the answer to this one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it

In other words do u fuck on 1st date lmao"

Does your Dad own a brewery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question...

...be the same as the answer to this one?"

Clever

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

All rite love, do you av it on the first night en or what ?

Ok, can I see you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like an invite to the Pants Party... haha (Think Anchorman)...

I'm surprised you aren't exhausted, you've been running through my mind all night... hahaha

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

If your right leg was Christmas and the left one Easter would you invite me for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe love at first sight or you want me to walk pass you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a library card, but, do you mind if I check you out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

get yer coat -- you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get yer coat -- you've pulled"

Thats a classic one.

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"This face is leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it

In other words do u fuck on 1st date lmao"

35 years ago a mate asked a girl in a bar "do you fuck on a first date"

she replied "not usually but for a cheeky bastard like you I might "---- and now been married for 34 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the ultimate fromage is - "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

It's a little cold outside and I've forgotten my scarf. Can I use your legs instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/14 07:22:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you were my little toe because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my names Dick, do you like it

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Is that a party going on in your mouth...can i cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body

Would you hold it against me

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