FabSwingers.com forum: The Dickhead of the Day Award goes to....

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"

I of course replied (as soooo many guys bitch on about not replying being rude)... "you seem to have missed the word 'heads' from after the word 'dick'"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"

I of course replied (as soooo many guys bitch on about not replying being rude)... "you seem to have missed the word 'heads' from after the word 'dick'""
oooooooooooooh i really hope he mails me , im just in the mood today

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

"Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"

I of course replied (as soooo many guys bitch on about not replying being rude)... "you seem to have missed the word 'heads' from after the word 'dick'"oooooooooooooh i really hope he mails me , im just in the mood today

oooh! god help him if he does!.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"

oooh! god help him if he does!.

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whatever do you mean ????!!!

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

i half expected to see my name on this thread somewhere lol

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"i half expected to see my name on this thread somewhere lol "

Early days yet hun

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

"i half expected to see my name on this thread somewhere lol

Early days yet hun

i'll keep on trying my best haha x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i half expected to see my name on this thread somewhere lol "
Patience

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

patience is a virtue...along with good foreplay skills lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i hada wee fanny email me

last week he was wanting cam fun

so i kindly told him if he wasnt

thick an could read 2 go read my profile

an he kindly told me cause i was

old an fat he thought he just give me

some young cock lol he then was told he

can go stick his cock up his arse an

fuck himself cause if he was gonna talk

2 fems in that manner then it would be

only fuck he gonna get

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

only way to tell people stunna... I am glad i have not been rebuffed due to my ignorance as yet lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"only way to tell people stunna... I am glad i have not been rebuffed due to my ignorance as yet lol "
by the way......

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

"lol i hada wee fanny email me

last week he was wanting cam fun

so i kindly told him if he wasnt

thick an could read 2 go read my profile

an he kindly told me cause i was

old an fat he thought he just give me

some young cock lol he then was told he

can go stick his cock up his arse an

fuck himself cause if he was gonna talk

2 fems in that manner then it would be

only fuck he gonna get

xx"

i'm sure there is a poem in there somewhere

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

"only way to tell people stunna... I am glad i have not been rebuffed due to my ignorance as yet lol by the way......

femme even a refusal from you would make my day

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"only way to tell people stunna... I am glad i have not been rebuffed due to my ignorance as yet lol by the way......

femme even a refusal from you would make my day

"
i shall find a suitable partner for you for the jelly wrestling at Chams

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

intriguing i wonder who my partner will be??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol i hada wee fanny email me

last week he was wanting cam fun

so i kindly told him if he wasnt

thick an could read 2 go read my profile

an he kindly told me cause i was

old an fat he thought he just give me

some young cock lol he then was told he

can go stick his cock up his arse an

fuck himself cause if he was gonna talk

2 fems in that manner then it would be

only fuck he gonna get

xx"

That hurt my eyes reading that but i understood it anyway

Holds my gonads and runs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont read it then..run forest run lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only way to tell people stunna... I am glad i have not been rebuffed due to my ignorance as yet lol by the way......

I've been told to fook off loads of times

.....mostly by Kate

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx

Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,

But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.

But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.

Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx

Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,

But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.

But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.

Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!!"

you creep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx

Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,

But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.

But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.

Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!!"

aww chatty thats so kind of u

thats it ur balls r safe for now lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx

Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,

But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.

But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.

Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!!

you creep

pmsl@stu xx

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

gotta get myself on peoples good side as a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea chatty ur learning lol x

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

learn fast or get eaten alive...thats my motto for life lol x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"i half expected to see my name on this thread somewhere lol "

Didn't you just put it there?

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

"i half expected to see my name on this thread somewhere lol

Didn't you just put it there?

I've heard that before lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am aiming so much higher than this......I want dickhead of the decade award

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"i half expected to see my name on this thread somewhere lol

Didn't you just put it there?

I've heard that before lol x

It's not a good thing if they have to ask.

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

thank god i was joking or i'd feel really inadequate now lol x

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I am aiming so much higher than this......I want dickhead of the decade award

I'd have thought after missing out on even getting to the quarter finals of Muppet of the Millennium... you would have learnt to set your sights a little lower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am aiming so much higher than this......I want dickhead of the decade award

I'd have thought after missing out on even getting to the quarter finals of Muppet of the Millennium... you would have learnt to set your sights a little lower."

I never learn

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?

Do you have any nominations?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?

Do you have any nominations?"
i have a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?

Do you have any nominations?i have a list

You have a list!!

I have a book!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?

Do you have any nominations?i have a list

You have a list!!

I have a book!!

"
i didnt state how long the list was !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get

" do you fancy a f**k"

my reply is always

" yeah sure, I got a lovely strap on here bend over ... is that with or with out lube? "

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I am aiming so much higher than this......I want dickhead of the decade award

You had "arse of the year" if I remember correctly......

or was that "best arse of the year"?

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

just wondering when i'll get my first award??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just wondering when i'll get my first award??"
oh im sure you will get what you deserve

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?

Do you have any nominations?i have a list

I thought we agreed that would remain a secret?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?

Do you have any nominations?i have a list

I thought we agreed that would remain a secret?

In cyber space no one can hear you scream.... but we can send eachother lists pretty easy

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

"just wondering when i'll get my first award??oh im sure you will get what you deserve

I've got my fingers crossed that I do x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"In cyber space no one can hear you scream.... but we can send eachother lists pretty easy

It's nice that you ladies are embracing technology. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I on the list lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"In cyber space no one can hear you scream.... but we can send eachother lists pretty easy

It's nice that you ladies are embracing technology. Well done.

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*note to self, add an extra category*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Am I on the list lol"
Do you deserve to be ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"*note to self, add an extra category*

Let me help you out...

c-o-n-d-e-s-c-e-n-d-i-n-g

You're welcome.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*note to self, add an extra category*

Let me help you out...

c-o-n-d-e-s-c-e-n-d-i-n-g

You're welcome."
no that was my original one, for you, something different

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"*note to self, add an extra category*

Let me help you out...

c-o-n-d-e-s-c-e-n-d-i-n-g

You're welcome.no that was my original one, for you, something different

Ahhhh allow me to suggest one for him....

n-o-s-e-x-l-i-s-t

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"no that was my original one, for you, something easier to spell

I understand

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Ahhhh allow me to suggest one for him....

n-o-s-e-x-l-i-s-t"

See that horse over there on the horizon?

Imagine how long ago it bolted...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*rubs hands with glee, at the thought of jelly filled pool, and evil thoughts*

lmao @polo

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Ahhhh allow me to suggest one for him....

n-o-s-e-x-l-i-s-t

See that horse over there on the horizon?

Imagine how long ago it bolted...

Was it shortly after I realised the glue pot was empty?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"*rubs hands with glee, at the thought of jelly filled pool, and evil thoughts*

lmao @polo

i-m-p-a-r-t-i-a-l

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"*rubs hands with glee, at the thought of jelly filled pool, and evil thoughts*

lmao @polo

i-m-p-a-r-t-i-a-l

b-o-l-l-o-x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"i-m-p-a-r-t-i-a-l

b-o-l-l-o-x

You mean if she had any, she would be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I on the list lolDo you deserve to be ?

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. I hope not lol

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"i-m-p-a-r-t-i-a-l

b-o-l-l-o-x

You mean if she had any, she would be?"

Only if they were bigger than her tits

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*rubs hands with glee, at the thought of jelly filled pool, and evil thoughts*

lmao @polo

i-m-p-a-r-t-i-a-l

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i have a fetish for jelly, u have a problem with that?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i think award should go to the chap who mailed and asked to meet that nite. when advised my profile states i dont do last minute meets and he should in fact read profiles his replie was .... i did and ur loss anyway for being so up urself !( yes im felxiable but def no THAT flexible lol !!!)

i just wet myself at his lil temper tantrum and assured him that i was willing to take that risk of not meeting such a wonder and eliquent catch on the site lol !!

rest assured i wasnt loosing any sleep last nite wondering if i had made the right decsion lol !!

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have a vision in my head of a few guys getting into the pool thinking it's gonna be sexual and erotic rolling around with a women in the jelly..... suddenly realising they are gonna be farting raspberry Chivers for a week

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"I have a vision in my head of a few guys getting into the pool thinking it's gonna be sexual and erotic rolling around with a women in the jelly..... suddenly realising they are gonna be farting raspberry Chivers for a week

I share your concerns. Plus, the coldness will have an alarming effect.

But, since I'm on the no sex list already, what have I got to lose?

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"... what have I got to lose?"

Contol of your bowels in a public... may be

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"... what have I got to lose?

Contol of your bowels in a public... may be

In that scenario....I'm not the one who should be worried!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

exactly...i can still hear diamonds plaintive voice declaring " I've got jelly up my chuff" last time the jelly was out !

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

exactly...i can still hear diamonds plaintive voice declaring " I've got jelly up my chuff" last time the jelly was out !"

Thats not quite as bad as where Debz had fruit cocktail !!!!

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