FabSwingers.com forum: Newport

By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

To all those going (and those skulking on the boards having a laugh)... I, Maddie - High Priestess of the Pussy Posse ...... would like to state the following:

1. NO, I haven't driven Diamond mad! She's potty anyway.

2. I'm personally gonna brain Debz for giving the all the Posse a near fatal heart attack last night by going missing. (Debz, you don't go to bed for an hour at 2pm and wake up at 10pm sending the Posse into a tailspin by imagining you crushed, under a heap of metal on a motorway!!!!!)

3. Anyone nervous, scared or with a huge willy (especially for Diamond) can meet us at the front door at 8pm (where Diamond will be standing with a charity bucket as her punishment for making me out to be a right old harridan)

4. The more bling the better people...... NO jeans in the club, NO outside clothes but as it's a party night, the rules get relaxed a little and you can go extremely sexy (and that includes the men). But remember, people wanna see ya bits, ya legs and ya arse.... so don't spoil our fun, show what you can!

5. Bring your OWN booze (how cheap do I make these nights out!)

6. Enjoy yourselves.

7. If you don't get a shag cus ya don't mingle..........DON'T blame me! It's not my fault you are a social nitwit.

8. Don't moan about the buffet...... it's free. Stop being so tight!

9. If Mr Madchick comes near you with a bottle of champagne, be warned, he's not going to be pouring it in a glass!!!!

10. Please remember which hotel you are staying in! and DON'T lose your Keys!

Newport - tonight