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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..

Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?

Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a couple of kettles full of boiling water xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You might have to get a plumber cause if it blocks the pipes all shit and stuff will come back up and overflow

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can you hose it through .. perhaps with a shower with the head off ... .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire coat hanger. Get that round the U bend

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Roll your sleeves up and get yer hand in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plunger stand back before she blows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its your preference to block who or what u like!!!!!!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Roll your sleeves up and get yer hand in"

This. Or a plunger. Or biological washing powder. Non-bio won't do it.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hands round the bend

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"hands round the bend "

Why not? I headed round the bend years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok.. ive stuck my hand down as far as i can.. nout there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'm a plumber nearest thing to a plunger is a mop try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok.. ive stuck my hand down as far as i can.. nout there "

whats it taste like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame your not closer as I work on kindness as payment. oh and if a bacon sandwich if thrown in I'm even going to service ya boiler

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Coathanger could do the jobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a physical giant of a man. This is a problem I am well versed in.

Usually 1030 every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..

Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?

Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet. I stuck my hand down the u bend and ended up with poop all over the top of my hand. Had to wipe it on the cat as the towels are in the wash. "

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill up wash up bowl or bucket and use it to flush toilet with emptying it fast into bowl so as to build up a head of pressure and use a plunger bog brush at the same time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

While I know the toilet is ckean this thread is making me go a bit....bleurgh!!!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

its all backing up Mr brittas

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

one has to ask the question how did a full toilet roll get down the said loo in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explosives. Sorts it every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one has to ask the question how did a full toilet roll get down the said loo in the first place "

Child, I'm guessing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill up wash up bowl or bucket and use it to flush toilet with emptying it fast into bowl so as to build up a head of pressure and use a plunger bog brush at the same time"

with her 3 hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explosives. Sorts it every time "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8

okay if you don't mind shitting on the floor afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill up wash up bowl or bucket and use it to flush toilet with emptying it fast into bowl so as to build up a head of pressure and use a plunger bog brush at the same time

with her 3 hands? "

Multitasking, isn't that what women always claim to be masters at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the mob out the kitchen and shove it down the toilet as a make shift plunger , push as far into the pan as you can get, them pump like mad , ( sounds rude )

that trick has never failed me yet

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Please don't use hot water , you might crack the loo..

A cloth mop with a dustbin bag over it makes a good make shift plunger, need to block the air from getting past it to make an effective " plung"

A bucket of water poured with force might shift it.. But if it's really stuck or blocked further down the pipe you might need to call a plumber .

Hope you get it sorted . X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I'm a plumber nearest thing to a plunger is a mop try that "

I was going to say mop, always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please don't use hot water , you might crack the loo..

A cloth mop with a dustbin bag over it makes a good make shift plunger, need to block the air from getting past it to make an effective " plung"

A bucket of water poured with force might shift it.. But if it's really stuck or blocked further down the pipe you might need to call a plumber .

Hope you get it sorted . X "

Sinks are made of the same material as toilets, they don't crack when you put hot water in them. if it is already cracked it might be a bit risky.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Turn the bathroom taps on, let them run then flush again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explosives. Sorts it every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8

okay if you don't mind shitting on the floor afterwards "

It's not my loo. I love blowin shit up tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explosives. Sorts it every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8

okay if you don't mind shitting on the floor afterwards

It's not my loo. I love blowin shit up tho "

Well I don't usually do innuendo but...

You can blow my shit up anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"one has to ask the question how did a full toilet roll get down the said loo in the first place "

4yr old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless em, been there done that lol

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"ok.. ive stuck my hand down as far as i can.. nout there

whats it taste like? "

Chicken?

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By *000_6ftMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Pour a bucket of water down the pan. The force normally clears the blockage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its your preference to block who or what u like!!!!!!!!"

This made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explosives. Sorts it every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8

okay if you don't mind shitting on the floor afterwards

It's not my loo. I love blowin shit up tho

Well I don't usually do innuendo but...

You can blow my shit up anytime "

Lol. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I'm a plumber nearest thing to a plunger is a mop try that "

If you do not have a proper plunger, this is worth a try.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I'm a plumber nearest thing to a plunger is a mop try that

If you do not have a proper plunger, this is worth a try......."

was going to say a mop makews a great loo plunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you unblock it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you unblock it?"

yes shoved my arm right down .. first time id not reached far enough

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Did you unblock it?

yes shoved my arm right down .. first time id not reached far enough "

Bleurgh!!!

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Go to your plumbers merchants and ask for a Heavy duty sulphuric acid drain cleaner. Read and follow all the instructions on the bottle because the stuff is extremely dangerous, but it works.

Jenny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try caustic soda but please read the label 1st as it's an acid but very good trust me I've used it many of times

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Invite someone round who is into fisting and put them to good use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toooooo much information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your mop and put a black bin bag over the end it acts like a plunger that will shift it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok.. ive stuck my hand down as far as i can.. nout there "

Omg, you need the A&E immediately!!

........empty feelings.........

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Try caustic soda but please read the label 1st as it's an acid but very good trust me I've used it many of times "

LMFAO. It's the exact opposite of an acid,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a brush to get as much water out of the bowl as possible and then pour a couple of litres of Coke into the bowl and leave over night. Coke is full of Phosphoric Acid and is great at dissolving many things, not just teeth. I've even used it to remove carbon deposits on an engine after seals on fuel injectors failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six pints of guinness and a Kebab clears my blockage every time

Gimp

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Use a brush to get as much water out of the bowl as possible and then pour a couple of litres of Coke into the bowl and leave over night. Coke is full of Phosphoric Acid and is great at dissolving many things, not just teeth. I've even used it to remove carbon deposits on an engine after seals on fuel injectors failed."

****thread hihack alert*****

I've just filled my parts washer with bio-diesel and it's amazing at softening carbon deposits, they mostly just brush off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're loo is still blocked now am guessing it's time to call the army in biohazzard suits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..

Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?

Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet."

A whole roll to wipe your arse, that must have been some shit, I only use about a quarter of a roll,even when I have deposited a 'breaker'

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .jobbys have evolved to be much taller and toilets much smaller its a modern day curse a bit like aids but worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". .jobbys have evolved to be much taller and toilets much smaller its a modern day curse a bit like aids but worse "

It's a cause to be concerned about, Its a problem that I hope the boffins at armitage shanks can resolve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steveanddebs. You put it on your hands then with no gloves. Then tell me what it feels like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steveanddebs. You put it on your hands then with no gloves. Then tell me what it feels like"

It's an alkali, which is the opposite to acid. It is going to burn you if it is a strong solution, but it is not an acid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing grim just a whole bloomin loo roll..

Its still not clearing are there any tips or stuff?

Ive got rid of the majority of the loo roll but not managed to locate the cardboard inner bit yet.

A whole roll to wipe your arse, that must have been some shit, I only use about a quarter of a roll,even when I have deposited a 'breaker' "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If it is still blocked, try any of the local Collieries and see if they have any dynamite they don't need....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell the truth. you took a giant dump after a big saturday night takeaway and now ur toilets blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tell the truth. you took a giant dump after a big saturday night takeaway and now ur toilets blocked"

My 4yr old shoved a loo roll down it.. thats the truth

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

My chaps who work for me unblock loos all day long, pumping a mop in the loo works as well as anything as long as most of the bits have gone, the paper will soon break down.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Fucking u bend!

Just can't get my head around it

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract


". .jobbys have evolved to be much taller and toilets much smaller its a modern day curse a bit like aids but worse "
tell me about it blocked toilets are the bain of my life ,too much messy shit = too much loo rolls = blocked loos arrrrgggghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your drains Jetted. Works a treat and is more effective than any other method mentioned.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Steveanddebs. You put it on your hands then with no gloves. Then tell me what it feels like"

Why would I be stupid enough to put a strong alkaline (the opposite to acid) substance on my bare skin?

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