FabSwingers.com forum: Fab forum poetry

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Aim of the challenge is to write a poem about another fabster....remember it's a bit of fun so don't be nasty or rude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know a young lady named cheeky

Who one day was feeling quite peaky,

Not feeling quite right,

I gave her a fright,

When i rolled over and chirped "morning cheeky!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does his name tell us all?

Philanderer, playboy, rake, roué, ladies' man.

Is he really degenerate, p

igate, wanton lecherous womaniser?

Does hedonist, sensual and voluptuous seduction drive his life?

A freethinker, fornicating with frolicsome females?

Maybe, but only when he can be bothered to get out of bed.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue,

Too much BDSM ain't too good for you,

But stripping, kissing and feeling,

Can put you right through the ceiling!

I shall now go and hide!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a young lady called Cute,

It was true she was a beaut,

She had fabtastic boobies,

but wasn't rude to newbies,

and was a sucker for a man in a suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let me fill all of your holes with my love goo?!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does his name tell us all?

Philanderer, playboy, rake, roué, ladies' man.

Is he really degenerate, p

igate,* wanton lecherous womaniser?

Does hedonist, sensual and voluptuous seduction drive his life?

A freethinker, fornicating with frolicsome females?

Maybe, but only when he can be bothered to get out of bed.

* Please note: the word was p r o f l i g a t e but Fab added a smiley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady called miss cheeky

Who once in bed got all kinda freaky,

Famed for her chops,

But more so when she's on top,

A night with her will leave you wheezy

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let me fill all of your holes with my love goo?!!"

As it's for filling many holes would that be "poly-filler"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha not as expensive as poly filler lol bit just as good x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There was a lady called miss cheeky

Who once in bed got all kinda freaky,

Famed for her chops,

But more so when she's on top,

A night with her will leave you wheezy"

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky had a little pig

she couldnt stop it gruntin'

she took it down the garden path

and kicked the little runt in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a girl called Cheeky,

She said I infuriate her and make her mad,

Cheeky wanted to cut off my winky,

Which would probably have made me sad.

Boom!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old man Ryan dear,

Who hides in bushes to leer.

He likes to stuff his face

So that nothing goes to waste,

So come let me sit on your face

Ryan dear

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Im not intentionally blunt

but love a cute cunt.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a chap called ErectJim,

who was far from dim,

he liked to go on meets,

but did not boast of his feats,

because he liked to suck quim.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Like any other i enjoy a daring stunt

But my preference will always veer towards cunt.. . .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As hard as I try

Her name is conundrum.

Large, bovine eyes

With that look of contentment.

Never stupid, slow, stolid or witless.

Yet daft, dozy and even capricious may apply.

Dour, sour, doleful and dismal she is not

Influence and strange power he has got.

Mercurial, erratic, impulsive change

Our cheerful, happy maid cocks up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once crossed paths with an eloquent man,

His name, I believe, was _scotsman.

His language was limited,

He seemed pretty restricted,

To use only words that rhymed with cunt.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

There was a sweet girl called Lucy

Whos dad Ian beale was a pussy

She was murdered one day

coming home with her pay

The Main suspect is Chris akabusi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a sweet girl called Lucy

Whos dad Ian beale was a pussy

She was murdered one day

coming home with her pay

The Main suspect is Chris akabusi

Was she on Fab...damn i'll never get the chance to fuck her now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat peach, pear or plum. Stick your finger up Cheeky's bum.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There was a sweet girl called Lucy

Whos dad Ian beale was a pussy

She was murdered one day

coming home with her pay

The Main suspect is Chris akabusi

Let's just keep to the topic and not make random poems up about soap characters

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Eat arsehole,pussy and cunt,

but slide it in&do not shunt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a sweet girl called Lucy

Whos dad Ian beale was a pussy

She was murdered one day

coming home with her pay

The Main suspect is Chris akabusi

Let's just keep to the topic and not make random poems up about soap characters

That was his best poem to date! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does his name tell us all?

Philanderer, playboy, rake, roué, ladies' man.

Is he really degenerate, p

igate, wanton lecherous womaniser?

Does hedonist, sensual and voluptuous seduction drive his life?

A freethinker, fornicating with frolicsome females?

Maybe, but only when he can be bothered to get out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a sexy fabster MissMav,

who invited me into her bath,

there was no sign of trouble,

till she farted then bubbles,

but we both had a shag and a laugh!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does his name tell us all?

Philanderer, playboy, rake, roué, ladies' man.

Is he really degenerate, p

igate, wanton lecherous womaniser?

Does hedonist, sensual and voluptuous seduction drive his life?

A freethinker, fornicating with frolicsome females?

Maybe, but only when he can be bothered to get out of bed.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Ah cheeky cheeky cheeky cheeky chops

i apologise for all my rhyming flops

as a child i sense you were quite wild

sneaking away drinking yards of mild

One thing miss cheeky cheeky chops

Most folk here reckon you're tops

i think they're right so just for1night

think of my face when you next take a

Walk ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ah cheeky cheeky cheeky cheeky chops

i apologise for all my rhyming flops

as a child i sense you were quite wild

sneaking away drinking yards of mild

One thing miss cheeky cheeky chops

Most folk here reckon you're tops

i think they're right so just for1night

think of my face when you next take a

Walk ?

Lmao

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A troublesome creature

His wit's his best feature

She says she's not meeting; he knows how to reach her

The ranting so charming

The smile so disarming

And yet it seems natural with no need for smarming

By L 37 and 3/4

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Ah i dont know how to pronounce your name

but your poems are smart definitely not tame

you had me on line one the bit that said creature

i came in my pants before i reached feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They keep these threads in harmony

Where words can wound so easily

In this land they are our Gods

Lo! Praise be due to forum mod's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a deviant man from Scotland,

Who seemed to have a wandering hand.

His poems were witty,

But would he have a big willy,

A guess he's too far to ever know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licketysplits has got great tits,

They look so full and pliable,

If I asked for a motorboat,

Would the option be quite viable?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oh Funky, Funky, Funky

When can I play with your Monkey?

Your dinosaur will do

If it has to

But Funky I need some Monkey Man.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Licketysplits has got great tits,

They look so full and pliable,

If I asked for a motorboat,

Would the option be quite viable?

Go on then.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There was an old man Ryan dear,

Who hides in bushes to leer.

He likes to stuff his face

So that nothing goes to waste,

So come let me sit on your face

Ryan dear

Best offer I've had all week

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"There was a deviant man from Scotland,

Who seemed to have a wandering hand.

His poems were witty,

But would he have a big willy,

A guess he's too far to ever know!

"
. . . .

Your poems they dont seem to rhyme

but that to me is not your crime

your guessing game about my Willy

Thats the crime,its huge your silly.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Once upon a lunchtime rainy, while I wandered thinking brainy,

Over many a faint and spurious picture of attractive men,

While I plodded, barely blinking, intellect all sore from thinking,

Came a thought of how I should be, would be such a wanton whore.

"'Tis some fantasty," I fluttered, "could not be a wanton whore -

Good girl me, and nothing more."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a lunchtime rainy, while I wandered thinking brainy,

Over many a faint and spurious picture of attractive men,

While I plodded, barely blinking, intellect all sore from thinking,

Came a thought of how I should be, would be such a wanton whore.

"'Tis some fantasty," I fluttered, "could not be a wanton whore -

Good girl me, and nothing more."

That's a yes from Amanda, David and Simon.

You are through to the next round!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are diabolic three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are diabolic three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister Cheeky

I should have said nothing.

My plight is now worse.

I've been threatened by Diamond

With another curse.

For such treacherous writing

As I wrote this ode.

With cauldron boiling, she's turned me into a toad

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are diabolic three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister Cheeky

I should have said nothing.

My plight is now worse.

I've been threatened by Diamond

With another curse.

For such treacherous writing

As I wrote this ode.

With cauldron boiling, she's turned me into a toad

"
I will get you lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are diabolic three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are diabolic three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister Cheeky

I should have said nothing.

My plight is now worse.

I've been threatened by Diamond

With another curse.

For such treacherous writing

As I wrote this ode.

With cauldron boiling, she's turned me into a toad

Who will help this poor toad

With his troubles.

As that witch chants again,

As her potion bubbles.

To find out the truth of who

My fab princess is,

She's made me drink stale cock snot mixed with fresh jizz.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Cock snot from within a farter

Dont go in until you've bathed her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She prowls the forums, we love her to bits

with her purchase from ebay, the lovely TinaTitz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are diabolic three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister Cheeky

I should have said nothing.

My plight is now worse.

I've been threatened by Diamond

With another curse.

For such treacherous writing

As I wrote this ode.

With cauldron boiling, she's turned me into a toad

Who will help this poor toad

With his troubles.

As that witch chants again,

As her potion bubbles.

To find out the truth of who

My fab princess is,

She's made me drink stale cock snot mixed with fresh jizz.

I have not caved,

despite heaving my guts.

She's now caged my cock and strangled my nuts.

And to torture me further

she now threatens my arse

dry style,

Magic wand in a harness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Cute,

It was true she was a beaut,

She had fabtastic boobies,

but wasn't rude to newbies,

and was a sucker for a man in a suit

yay i got a apoem, thank you Tina, i love it xx

can i pinch it and use it on my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are the diabolical three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister, Cheeky.

I should have said nothing.

My plight is now worse.

I've been threatened by Diamond

With another curse.

For such treacherous writing,

As I wrote this ode.

With cauldron boiling, she's turned me into a toad

Who will help this poor toad

With his troubles.

As that witch chants again,

As her potion bubbles.

To find out the truth of who

My fab princess is,

She's made me drink stale cock snot,

mixed with fresh jizz.

I have not caved,

despite heaving my guts.

She's now caged my cock and strangled my nuts.

And to torture me further,

she now threatens my arse

dry style,

Magic wand in a harness.

My mind is now filled with gruesome horror,

As the fire's flames grow hotter and hotter.

She reverses the toad spell and rips the shirt off my back.

Her cauldron now full with molten wax.

She tears up strips of muslin and silk.

Ties me up to a tree trunk and pull out a whip.

What deviant thoughts run through this sorceress's brain,

As she whips off my jeans and puts my ankles in chain.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Keep Digging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticks and stones may break my bones,

But whips and chains excite me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a moth to kill

Just call the slayer Tosh

He'll whack it with his frying pan

"En guard" he'll say, then BOSH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are the diabolical three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister, Cheeky.

I should have said nothing.

My plight is now worse.

I've been threatened by Diamond

With another curse.

For such treacherous writing,

As I wrote this ode.

With cauldron boiling, she's turned me into a toad

Who will help this poor toad

With his troubles.

As that witch chants again,

As her potion bubbles.

To find out the truth of who

My fab princess is,

She's made me drink stale cock snot,

mixed with fresh jizz.

I have not caved,

despite heaving my guts.

She's now caged my cock and strangled my nuts.

And to torture me further,

she now threatens my arse

dry style,

Magic wand in a harness.

My mind is now filled with gruesome horror,

As the fire's flames grow hotter and hotter.

She reverses the toad spell and rips the shirt off my back.

Her cauldron now full with molten wax.

She tears up strips of muslin and silk.

Ties me up to a tree trunk and pull out a whip.

What deviant thoughts run through this sorceress's brain,

As she whips off my jeans and puts my ankles in chain.

And now Diamond's been joined by the malificent Femme,

My body will never be the same again.

They hoist up the cauldron cov'ring me in molten wax,

Before they both administer a back, sack and crack.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shaman uk...I thank you for making me smile......very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That woman dressed to idolise my perfect intention

the fondness I get when her smile gets my attention

I freeze, while smelling her sensual scent

holding back my instincts, as If their stuck in cement

her hands touching, feeling my body

just me and her, my eyes are locked on her body

the passion starts to begin

I think it's time to relax, and enjoy her perfect skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened Tosh's cafe

I did it for a laugh

And needed a way to get the food around

I needed someone to serve it

So got Missmo and Welsh Rarebit

Within 2 weeks they closed the f..ker down

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

One two three

My granny caught a flea

she salted it and peppered it

and ate it for her tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My life was once so full of riches,

Until I was hexed, by the Fab Forum witches.

Tormented with dreams of breezeblock castration,

Followed swiftly by lawnmower depilation.

Then lured to the lair of this devilish coven,

By the nordic beauty of the Danish siren.

You may ask: "Who are the diabolical three?"

It's Femme and Diamond and their young sister, Cheeky.

I should have said nothing.

My plight is now worse.

I've been threatened by Diamond

With another curse.

For such treacherous writing,

As I wrote this ode.

With cauldron boiling, she's turned me into a toad

Who will help this poor toad

With his troubles.

As that witch chants again,

As her potion bubbles.

To find out the truth of who

My fab princess is,

She's made me drink stale cock snot,

mixed with fresh jizz.

I have not caved,

despite heaving my guts.

She's now caged my cock and strangled my nuts.

And to torture me further,

she now threatens my arse

dry style,

Magic wand in a harness.

My mind is now filled with gruesome horror,

As the fire's flames grow hotter and hotter.

She reverses the toad spell and rips the shirt off my back.

Her cauldron now full with molten wax.

She tears up strips of muslin and silk.

Ties me up to a tree trunk and pull out a whip.

What deviant thoughts run through this sorceress's brain,

As she whips off my jeans and puts my ankles in chain.

And now Diamond's been joined by the malificent Femme,

My body will never be the same again.

They hoist up the cauldron cov'ring me in molten wax,

Before they both administer a back, sack and crack.

Amid the shouts and screams of pain,

An image is now on my memory ingrained.

As they pulled the waxed muslin

From my balls and arse crack,

They tore the hair brutally from my sensitive ball sack.

Then looking up in the mirror I saw it,

My hairy scrotum splayed like a roadkilled rabbit.

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