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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Balls are a nice cupped handful

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

do we form a league table when we get the responses ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they're average.Average.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"do we form a league table when we get the responses ?"

Yeah why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like space hoppers lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

I had a jack russel with huge balls,when he was snipped he was bowlegged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like big dangly balls,I like small tight ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh god first it was cock size...now balls...ohhh balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh well you see as most blokes will tell you they vary at different times of day.

Sometimes tight others loose.

Mine tight when I run.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ohhh god first it was cock size...now balls...ohhh balls

Lol I don't care about the size of either really I just thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fun size balls to go with my fun size cock

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By *agnumBeltranMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

My balls are fucking huge! Everyone comments on them.. Shame my cock isn't the same size comparison! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

Are you sure you haven't peeked at some already?

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

I used to have a ridiculous Norwegian forest cat with the most magnificent pair. When the big guy went in to get done I should have asked the vet to keep them on one side.

They would have made more than adequate ear muffs

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

Are you sure you haven't peeked at some already?

Never I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???

Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bit of a thing about sucking on them gently whilst giving a bj.....so I'm taking notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

Are you sure you haven't peeked at some already?

Never I'm a good girl

That means stealth mode then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???

Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks

Only two

Just tie them up nekid and getting swinging and bring in the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being mr perfectly dull boring and average in every way, i have average balls.

As for tight/loose, balls like to be cooler than body temp to produce max sperm, so they hang out of the body. The warmer you get, the more they hang and try to get away from you. When you get cold, they shrivel up and try to climb back inside you.

And that was a story all about my balls just flopped and dropped right down,

And i have took a minute just stood right here,

To tell you how my dull balls deal with a temp change of the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???

Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks

Only two

Just tie them up nekid and getting swinging and bring in the cat

You must brcwatching some weird shit as you convalesce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being mr perfectly dull boring and average in every way, i have average balls.

And that was a story all about my balls just flopped and dropped right down,

And i have took a minute just stood right here,

To tell you how my dull balls deal with a temp change of the air. "

Thanks, i now know your balls real well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???

Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks

Only two

Just tie them up nekid and getting swinging and bring in the cat

You must brcwatching some weird shit as you convalesce

Its all in my weird and wonderful mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr D has unfeasibly large testicles.

They're in a tight ballsack though. Magnificent orbs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/14 21:25:12]"

Hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a lads weekend away the size of my nads caused some consternation. It was then I was given the nickname biscuit bollocks.

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

If you could get both my balls in your mouth, then whats the result . Small balls or a big mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/14 21:25:12]"

Feel free to make up your own ball removal jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a lads weekend away the size of my nads caused some consternation. It was then I was given the nickname biscuit bollocks.

Hobnobs ?

Digestives I think.

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

I think it is usual for one to be bigger/smaller than the other, that's the way mine are anyhow, I'll ask the vet on my next worm dose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has nice small tight ones mmmm yum

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Can you get a "ball reduction" on the Nhs ???

Femme offers the service using two breezeblocks

Bloody hell...that's dangerous man! Imagine catching your thumbs between the blocks! Bring tears to your eyes that would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tiny balls and a tiny cock! Thats why women love me ha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

phil and grant are bald .. average and just hang around .. tight when cold .. dangly when warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls are great to suck on and gently bite c

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Balls are great to suck on and gently bite c

I like sucking on balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First one to get out the orchidometer wins a prize

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Balls are great to suck on and gently bite c

I like sucking on balls

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i like licking fannies .. so win win mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot tell a lie I was told by a lady of good standing my man plums were the biggest she has ever seen (and she has seen a lot) I wasn't sure if I should laugh smile or cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big, apparently; although I have never compared and have no idea if it changes anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big, apparently; although I have never compared and have no idea if it changes anything. "

Grape, satsuma, kiwi or jaffa big?

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

"Big, apparently; although I have never compared and have no idea if it changes anything.

Grape, satsuma, kiwi or jaffa big?"

anything bigger than a golf ball is probably infected

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

He's got big balls

they've got big balls

but who's got the biggest balls of them all?.

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody cums and cums again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

One of my previous play partners has huge balls but they're not saggy. Fabulous! I loved his balls.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know someone with the biggest bollocks I've ever seen. Nearly crush me

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Mine r not too bad size not all hanging down lol

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big, apparently; although I have never compared and have no idea if it changes anything.

Grape, satsuma, kiwi or jaffa big?

anything bigger than a golf ball is probably infected

Not so! Mine are well above that size and that way for years without any discolouration or puss seeping from them they are bouncingly healthy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Mr D has unfeasibly large testicles.

They're in a tight ballsack though. Magnificent orbs!

Mr D is Buster Gonad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr D has unfeasibly large testicles.

They're in a tight ballsack though. Magnificent orbs!

Mr D is Buster Gonad?

Yes, his love nuts are a generous kiwi fruit size although rounder and not green or fuzzy. Slap ones arse most satisfyingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my previous play partners has huge balls but they're not saggy. Fabulous! I loved his balls."

That's my oh large but quite round without much excess skin. I love them too although I couldn't eat a whole one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you tell me when they're smashing off your chin!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"How about you tell me when they're smashing off your chin!!

I'll tell you when I've bitten them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls annoy me

Pmsl

It's true though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about you tell me when they're smashing off your chin!!

I'll tell you when I've bitten them off

Kinky fucker!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .i prefer a soor ploom . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

But what do we measure them agains, the good old sky remote or maybe an egg or tennis ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welcome to measure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like medium sized squishy ones.. they are like stress balls..

Play with them and feel them go rock hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm not really sure.

They are sensitive though so I don't really like them played with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have Avatar pics to demonstrate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have Avatar pics to demonstrate please

No please don't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have Avatar pics to demonstrate please

No please don't lol"

Why not? It could be a right old balls up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermm not really sure.

They are sensitive though so I don't really like them played with. "

Doesnt have to be rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermm not really sure.

They are sensitive though so I don't really like them played with.

Doesnt have to be rough"

Even gently I don't like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have Avatar pics to demonstrate please

No please don't lol"

I can see the Ping Pong balls as standard units of measure in pictures now....

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By *uywithaSmileMan
over a year ago

Rossendale

Ladies, you should take the time to observe a guys balls in the few minutes after he cums. Few seem to realise that they will move around in the sac slowly by themselves. The don't just sit there lifelessly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do we form a league table when we get the responses ?

Yeah why not

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hey there cheeky

- you could start a bollocks avatar thread instead of a bum one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, you should take the time to observe a guys balls in the few minutes after he cums. Few seem to realise that they will move around in the sac slowly by themselves. The don't just sit there lifelessly.

things folk say to get attention xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I prefer to think that in few minutes after cumming that the lady Im with is still panting, gripping the bed sheets, trying to catch her breath after a succession of orgasms which has left her trying to acclimate as to which way is 'up' in the universe....

...not reaching for a protractor to measure the rotational offset of my left testicle.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Its actually totally painless te make a small incision in the sack and squeeze the 2balls out and have a right good examination of the bollocks and then pop them back in. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

what a question to ask!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Spherical optics

*shamelessly stolen from the Scots thread

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

Mine are about thumb size and shape

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Mine are like chicken nuggets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me cry with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kept pet rats until a few years ago.

The males although only about 8 inches long had testicles about an inch in diameter. When they sat on your shoulder they would dangle around your neck and as some liked going to the vets that way their magnificent bollocks had mothers averting their childrens eyes.

If men were that well equipped in the cream donut department I'd go in to the wheelbarrow business.

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By *ottsguy44Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

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By *etethePoleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Miss cheeky huge balls in big sack

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

what a question to ask!!!"

It's something I think what called now let think about it.....a joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So gentlemen of fab....do you have big testicles or little ones...I'm watching super vet and there was a little dog with huge balls and he little legs were like John Wayne lol

what a question to ask!!!

It's something I think what called now let think about it.....a joke..."

And what an entertaining thread it is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Balls."

What chocolate salty balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest balls would be owned by the first woman who pasts a "rate my cunt" thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls.

What chocolate salty balls

mine are more Milky Bar.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Balls.

What chocolate salty balls

mine are more Milky Bar."

True

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

defo big ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"defo big ones"

Crikey, you ain't kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"defo big ones

Crikey, you ain't kidding.

fookin hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"defo big ones

Crikey, you ain't kidding.

fookin hell

Anyone for tennis ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

hey dont get any ideas about using my balls for tennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got pretty big testicles lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey dont get any ideas about using my balls for tennis"

I wasn't thinking tennis.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

whats big for testicles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats big for testicles?"

Grape or malteser is very small

Cherry tomato is small

Ping pong ball is average

Kiwi fruit is above average

Clementine is large

Tennis ball may require a trip to a and e

Research based on having them in my mouth and from a very small sample survey.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"whats big for testicles?

Grape or malteser is very small

Cherry tomato is small

Ping pong ball is average

Kiwi fruit is above average

Clementine is large

Tennis ball may require a trip to a and e

Research based on having them in my mouth and from a very small sample survey.

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ping pong balls are average are you sure oh well im small then well if a pea is small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my balls are just average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats big for testicles?

Grape or malteser is very small

Cherry tomato is small

Ping pong ball is average

Kiwi fruit is above average

Clementine is large

Tennis ball may require a trip to a and e

Research based on having them in my mouth and from a very small sample survey.

ping pong balls are average are you sure oh well im small then well if a pea is small

Testicle size is of no importance though so my little joke is irrelevant (and it was a joke). I can either get one in my mouth or both together. Thus far I've not encountered a man where I can't fit even one.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Large had the nickname tennis ball years ago by rugby mates but gladly not that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats big for testicles?"

When you get your own documentary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats big for testicles?

When you get your own documentary."

When you've not emptied them for a lonnngg time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think one naturally is supposed to hang lower than t'other one -

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