FabSwingers.com forum: Verifications Translated

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We should definitely do this again / let's never speak of this night ever. Ever.

The photos didn't do you justice / were they even your photos?

The night went so quickly / thank fuck that's over.

Ladies, he's a great guy, you won't be disappointed / have him. Please someone just have him.

I will see you very soon / I'll be going through your bins tomorrow.

A Cynic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should definitely do this again / let's never speak of this night ever. Ever.

The photos didn't do you justice / were they even your photos?

The night went so quickly / thank fuck that's over.

Ladies, he's a great guy, you won't be disappointed / have him. Please someone just have him.

I will see you very soon / I'll be going through your bins tomorrow.

A Cynic

One way of looking at things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was the best I ever had/but now he's in Turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just meet this bloke for a social and wht a nice kind bloke he is made me laugh loads next time we are playing " actually means, as it turns out

"So horrid i have to move to birmingham. Right now!"

Birmingham? Am i really that awful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy is what Fab is all about! : He's married,looking for a quicky in his car and is secretly bi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I couldn't count the amount of times he made me cum / I fell asleep to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow wow wow! : proper mental case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again "

Or need your house hoovered.. with an actual Dyson..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say what happened as thats between us...

He lasted 2 mins and cried like a baby so I left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!!! Love reading between the lines on some of them. Mine however are genuine (I hope)

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"This guy is what Fab is all about! : He's married,looking for a quicky in his car and is secretly bi "

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!....and like most of the other comments probably awfully close to the truth in many cases.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Ha!!! Love reading between the lines on some of them. Mine however are genuine (I hope)

We're proposing that Fab lets us write our own veris: that way we'll know they're genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous, suckable cock - he has one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies don't pass this one by - why should I be the only one to have suffered his company?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She was beautiful, sexy, amazing, alluring, kind, tentative, confident, warm, passionate, tactile, intelligent / to be honest the only woman that messaged me back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, dark and handsome - that reminds me, I need to book an opticians appointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gorgeous, suckable cock - he has one"

he has one, but it's too small for any thing other than sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly worth the wait...

Took 3months to meet him, 12 mins together, he came twice, a real stallion..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was beautiful, sexy, amazing, alluring, kind, tentative, confident, warm, passionate, tactile, intelligent / to be honest the only woman that messaged me back

hahaha! so if a woman gets a veri that says she's 'demanding in the bedroom' what does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gorgeous, suckable cock - he has one"

She has one, wasn't expecting that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was beautiful, sexy, amazing, alluring, kind, tentative, confident, warm, passionate, tactile, intelligent / to be honest the only woman that messaged me back

hahaha! so if a woman gets a veri that says she's 'demanding in the bedroom' what does that mean? "

....means she wants her coffee and bacon butty in bed NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with respect guys / she can take a fist up the arse to your elbow

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By *ecca9269Woman
over a year ago

Newton Abbot

These are so funny... Although damn, I've been said to suck dick like a Dyson.... Boo....

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was beautiful, sexy, amazing, alluring, kind, tentative, confident, warm, passionate, tactile, intelligent / to be honest the only woman that messaged me back

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is demanding in the bedroom / the dirty cow expected me to go down on her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahah pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with respect guys / she can take a fist up the arse to your elbow"

If I get one like that, I'm not publishing it

Only cocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with respect / she is 6'6" tall and a ex Russian champion wrestler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Til next time babe - that's never happening again and you know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'm laughing reading these because I think I've wrote things like this on some veris lol

But let's be honest who is going to write he's a selfish ****

Or soo small it kept slipping out my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, what can I say... / I have never been so disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I met Barry at a Club, he was sweet, non pushy and a lovely, lovely man / if I leave you a verification will you just fuck off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met for coffee/lunch/dinner = boy can she eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat this person with respect or I will be after you...lol/ I had to lower my standards and I will be fucked if anyone questions that decision...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would meet again / if he had a wash and hell froze over and we was the only people left in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met for coffee/lunch/dinner = boy can she eat!

One of the best yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She squirts like a hose/ did she squirt or just piss on me????

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Met this lovely genuine guy for a social = I was all prepared to sleep with him but when we met thought 'you're not getting near me with that thing!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again

Or need your house hoovered.. with an actual Dyson.."

if you're offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He spent hours and hours licking me / his cock was limp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a lovely social / turned with his mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need to take down all my veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had the hottest sex .........He was outta breath n sweating all over me in 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fucked me so hard I saw stars/The oral sex was curiously bad and good at the same time, but when it turned more bad I tried to get away by travelling up the bed and then hit my head off the headboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need to take down all my veris

I'm looking at mine in a whole new light, as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up on time and smelled nice - boy what a lousy fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha Ha, you lot are hilarious, I love these forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a great sense of humour/Which didn't extend to sexual relations with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is demanding in the bedroom / the dirty cow expected me to go down on her lol "

and i thought he meant 'the b***h had the audacity to tell me what to do when i wasn't doing it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met the female half of the couple for a coffee, hope to meet them both soon/Hope he falls off a cliff and she falls on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He respected my boundaries/ After he tried to finger me three times and I threatened to break his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my favourite and last one...

We were going to meet for a coffee but had a little play instead/ He turned out to cheap to take me for Maccies and tried to steer me into going for a walk in the park. He then tried finger me in a bush where I playfully kneed him in the balls

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

She's a proper dirty girl = I could smell her shitty arsehole even before she got undressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol omg loving these

Keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol omg loving these

Keep going "

I'd love to throw in a few things from my personal veris, but a couple of them are from forumites. id essentially be poking fun at myself, not them.......but i don't want to ruffle feathers. they're both nice guys. i will behave..... at least in public.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"Can't say what happened as thats between us...

He lasted 2 mins and cried like a baby so I left...

Phahahahaah brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A night that will linger in my memory / sleep will never, again, be easy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And my favourite and last one...

"
. This 1 made me giggle ....note to self no coffee meets lol.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

And boy what a tight fanny

It looked like a yawning hippo

It looked like a vintage golf bag

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

She has a body of a goddess

Looks like she ate all the other deities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And boy what a tight fanny

It looked like a yawning hippo

It looked like a vintage golf bag"
. Wizards Sleeve lol

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"And boy what a tight fanny

It looked like a yawning hippo

It looked like a vintage golf bag. Wizards Sleeve lol

I set um up you knock um down

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"she was very glamorous"

Looked like she put her makeup on in the car. Probably hit some speed bumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy is what fab's is all about/ he is married and looking for a quickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great oral skills / never shut up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally caught up with this guy at a club / after months of avoiding him on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a really nice guy / but I had to shut my eyes for the sex bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had a really nice cock / shame about what it was attached to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We talked for ours / I fucked him to shut him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a last minute meet / we were both bored and a fuck with him was a better option than the late night shopping channels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My nerves soon dissolved after meeting Colin / my nerves were immediately replaced with dread and terror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After months of chatting / yup, he wore me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had curves in all the right places / nice tits, but have you seen that arse ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat him well / cos he might mither you instead then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw this guy on cam / cos his wife doesn't let him out much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made me so wet.....I pissed my self laughing when I seen his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made her squirt like a garden sprinkler

Filthy bitch pissed all over me sheets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a gusher / Bitch ! I av had to kip on the couch for a week while the bed dries out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He made me so wet.....I pissed my self laughing when I seen his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow what a gusher / Bitch ! I av had to kip on the couch for a week while the bed dries out"

Hahaha snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like him all to myself / cos I'm clingy like that

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

We had some fun in the shower

I had to see her clean out her skip before I went anywhere near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She took me all inside her / yup, the whole 4 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felt like I'd known him forever: got his life story before we got to the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rode him all night / and still wasn't sure whether he was in or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gem of a woman : coal before it becomes a diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to keep her all to myself: she needs locking away from normal people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quiet guy who turns into a demon in the bedroom / once he managed to get it up

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"A gem of a woman : coal before it becomes a diamond "

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"He made me so wet.....I pissed my self laughing when I seen his cock.

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought id fuck his brains out

Someone beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this lady at a gangbang / I didnt shag her, but I did get a wank off the guy next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night I will remember for a very long time / how long does it take for an sti to clear up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He smelled absolutely gorgeous / I've always liked garlic prawns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was a totally selfless lover / he couldn't manage it, so after 3 hours of trying I had to finish meself off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's crazy lol

/ NO. SERIOUSLY. SHE'S CRAZY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simply must see again/ after all the effort I've put in it will.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made cum and cum and cum / he said next time he'd take me shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a generous lover / he left a tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wore gorgeous stockings : should have been over her head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She opened the door dressed to kill : she was wearing a balaclava and swinging a machete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This girl is everything you want from a meet / a dirty bitch that doesn't mither you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where do I start ? / if only I hadn't sent that first message

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"She opened the door dressed to kill : she was wearing a balaclava and swinging a machete "

Hahaha

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"I thought id fuck his brains out

Someone beat me to it"

Hahaha we have all been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have known this lovely lady for years socially before meeting her on the scene/ I have discovered her secret swinging life so now she keeps me as a "friend" so I wont tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing body!: if you like hippos

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

He can fuck for England / (as long as they are playing San Marino).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a little webcam show and her tits looked amazing/Please, please, please, please, please don't be 10 dudes with a baseball bat

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Lots of fun in and out of the bedroom / had to get pissed before I could face getting her naked

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Wanna keep this one all to myself.

There's no way I'm inflicting her on anyone else. I'm not that cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She won't stand being messed around/If I leave this verification it will make up for being late and smelling of

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By *ipmummxWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

some of these have had me lol but now im looking at veris on my profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature for his age = fucking hell is he boring as fuck or what!

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

I loved fucking her from behind.

So long as I don't look at her face I'll be able to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the ones I have quoted are from my own from my past profiles that have been deleted some years now

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

She had quite an imagination

I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror. I'm sure it ain't what the rest of us see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She came over to mine for a last minute meet/ She was awake at 3am and no one else was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

He is lovely and I want to keep him for myself= pissing up the lamp post veri I'm going to hunt you down scratch out your eyes and pull your hair out if you meet him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again

Or need your house hoovered.. with an actual Dyson..

if you're offering

You know what??

I would do it just for that Verification.. something along the lines of 'He came ove one Saturday morning, hoovered my house and cooked me breakfast.. '

Hahahaha something like that would be brilliant on my profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again

Or need your house hoovered.. with an actual Dyson..

if you're offering

You know what??

I would do it just for that Verification.. something along the lines of 'He came ove one Saturday morning, hoovered my house and cooked me breakfast.. '

Hahahaha something like that would be brilliant on my profile! "

Im pretty sure if you offered that to any woman, they would jump on it like a tramp on a kipper.

Lemme know how it works out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again

Or need your house hoovered.. with an actual Dyson..

if you're offering

You know what??

I would do it just for that Verification.. something along the lines of 'He came ove one Saturday morning, hoovered my house and cooked me breakfast.. '

Hahahaha something like that would be brilliant on my profile!

Im pretty sure if you offered that to any woman, they would jump on it like a tramp on a kipper.

Lemme know how it works out.

I'm so glad I'm not any woman and that my home remains my haven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I'm not any woman and that my home remains my haven

Not like the idea of some oik turning up, breaking your dyson and burning your bacon sarnie?

Surly the romanticism of the gesture would more than make up your emotional turmoil?

Or have i completely misunderstood women?

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Ive actually seen a veri given by a bloke about a woman that she left him unable to walk afterwards. Question is was that a good thing or a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She has a body of a goddess

Looks like she ate all the other deities "

Mrs Buddah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again

Or need your house hoovered.. with an actual Dyson..

if you're offering

You know what??

I would do it just for that Verification.. something along the lines of 'He came ove one Saturday morning, hoovered my house and cooked me breakfast.. '

Hahahaha something like that would be brilliant on my profile!

Im pretty sure if you offered that to any woman, they would jump on it like a tramp on a kipper.

Lemme know how it works out.

Watch this space! Ladies.. my inbox awaits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made her squirt like a garden sprinkler

Filthy bitch pissed all over me sheets! "

Sadly been there several times....including wrecking the four poster at The Lodge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I'm not any woman and that my home remains my haven

Not like the idea of some oik turning up, breaking your dyson and burning your bacon sarnie?

Surly the romanticism of the gesture would more than make up your emotional turmoil?

Or have i completely misunderstood women?

Some may appreciate the gesture but not this one. I also know I'm far from the only woman who will not accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm dying to see her again / I would rather die than see him again

We met in a busy club / the fucker kept finding me!

He was more than I imagined / he's chunkier than his photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks like a Dyson:actually she sucks at blow jobs but I want to keep her sweet in case I'm desperate again

Or need your house hoovered.. with an actual Dyson..

if you're offering

You know what??

I would do it just for that Verification.. something along the lines of 'He came ove one Saturday morning, hoovered my house and cooked me breakfast.. '

Hahahaha something like that would be brilliant on my profile! "

I have a Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did things to me that no man has done before / I feel violated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Our night was unexpectedly cut short / my escape plan worked a treat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The bubbly lady.../she's fat and won't shut up.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"The bubbly lady.../she's fat and won't shut up."

Phahahahaah brilliant

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I was feeling very tired and a bit low there, but this cheered me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressed really well for the meet

Clearly in the dark and ironed his shirt without plugging it in

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"She has a body of a goddess

Looks like she ate all the other deities

Mrs Buddah?

Stoke her belly and she opens her legs

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"Ive actually seen a veri given by a bloke about a woman that she left him unable to walk afterwards. Question is was that a good thing or a bad thing"

That was me! We didn't have sex. She read misery a lot and had a fantasy to fill.

Well my profile says I accommodate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She led me to a quiet corner of the bar / if anyone sees me in here with him I will truly die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bubbly lady.../she's fat and won't shut up."

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Such a sweet-tasting pussy/I found a mouldy mars bar up there

Great tits/when she lay down I had to extract them from her armpits

She loves a good fisting/when I fucked her it was like a dog wagging its tail in a bucket

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can't wait to see her again/I will wait until I have run out of all other choices.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"She was beautiful, sexy, amazing, alluring, kind, tentative, confident, warm, passionate, tactile, intelligent / to be honest the only woman that messaged me back

Gee now I'm wondering what is between the lines of mine. Please inbox translation

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She's become a real friend/Now it's weird having sex so we just talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth moved/he lived close to the underground

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"She was beautiful, sexy, amazing, alluring, kind, tentative, confident, warm, passionate, tactile, intelligent / to be honest the only woman that messaged me back

Gee now I'm wondering what is between the lines of mine. Please inbox translation

I am in a state of ponderment too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met for coffee/lunch/dinner = boy can she eat!

Hahahaha that's terrible...funny, I leave this just to emphasize it was a social meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately we didn't get to play / and there's no way we will. Ever.

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By *ove121LustCouple
over a year ago

LaLa Land

This is the most entertaining thread thats ever been posted on this forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B looked so sexy and C is such a great guy / he let me fuck his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the most entertaining thread thats ever been posted on this forum!

Very entertaining but did you not read the stood in a womans house naked one??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the most entertaining thread thats ever been posted on this forum!

I'm available for bookings. Please contact my agent. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a fun loving couple / we laughed right up until the husband tried sucking my cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the most entertaining thread thats ever been posted on this forum!

Very entertaining but did you not read the stood in a womans house naked one??!! "

Piss on my parade why don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had me doing things i've never done before / i escaped thru the travelodge window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was beautiful, sexy, amazing, alluring, kind, tentative, confident, warm, passionate, tactile, intelligent / to be honest the only woman that messaged me back

Alol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He left me feeling totally satisfied / he nipped out and got me a kfc before he pissed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He gave the most amazing all over massage / 2 minutes on me tits and 5 on me fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He left me feeling totally satisfied / he nipped out and got me a kfc before he pissed off"

so, what would be the appropriate veri code for 'i had to fake it'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He left me feeling totally satisfied / he nipped out and got me a kfc before he pissed off

so, what would be the appropriate veri code for 'i had to fake it'

He took me to the moon and back / or at least that's how long it felt

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I can't count how many times I came/easy to count to zero

We started off in the kitchen/yeh, washing his filthy plates from a week ago

A good time was had by all/ the dog enjoyed the peanut butter anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We didn't get to play but he's a great kisser / he shot his load in his pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just felt so naughty / I shagged me mates mam behind morrisons

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By *ove121LustCouple
over a year ago

LaLa Land

This is the most entertaining thread thats ever been posted on this forum!

I'm available for bookings. Please contact my agent. X"

I did try, but only managed to reach the

Local chippy on that number you gave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the most entertaining thread thats ever been posted on this forum!

I'm available for bookings. Please contact my agent. X

I did try, but only managed to reach the

Local chippy on that number you gave me

"
theres a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gr8 meat 2nt, she suked my coc up lik a pro / I could be classed as an uneducated wanker but its an effort to lift my knuckles off the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has the perfect figure/ she's so small she makes my cock luge huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is such a great fun and definitely in my list to do again

/Well at least am being honest there... I have 500 in my hot list and he is nbre 450.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with respect guys/Cause she'll poo all over u if u try her arse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

H is such a laid back guy / he kept disappearing to the toilet and returning with a silly grin on his face

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd like to say he was rubbish so I can keep him all to myself.

But I won't because he was and I'd have to.

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