FabSwingers.com forum: Question for the ladies...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features

However, when a woman is menstruating, she is more attracted to a man who has black tape across his mouth, a long spear lodged in his back and is on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soz im even bleedin worse (pardon the pun ) lol

i get even hornier an want some rugged lad to come an get me lol

sioux x

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"When a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features

However, when a woman is menstruating, she is more attracted to a man who has black tape across his mouth, a long spear lodged in his back and is on fire

Discuss..."

you on the pull again BG?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features

However, when a woman is menstruating, she is more attracted to a man who has black tape across his mouth, a long spear lodged in his back and is on fire

Discuss...

you on the pull again BG?"

Yup, I will be there in 4 hours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said that a man can't understand women? Well done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is true .... I especially liked the bit about the spear in the back, although I would add that you forgot the testicles in a mincer, sharp sticks in the eyes, a healthy dose of "it's all your fault" and a javelin through the head .............. ooooerrr! I need a rest lol xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Well this is true .... I especially liked the bit about the spear in the back, although I would add that you forgot the testicles in a mincer, sharp sticks in the eyes, a healthy dose of "it's all your fault" and a javelin through the head .............. ooooerrr! I need a rest lol xxx"

Aaahhh Serens........

You are sooooo lovely really.

Mind you, I've seen you in action.

I sat in the corner and took notes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he he maddy you know I'm all sweetness and virtue really lol xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"he he maddy you know I'm all sweetness and virtue really lol xxx"

Thank you for allowing me to spit coffee all over my lappy.......

Virtue......... honestly!!!

hehehehhehehehehhehe

I still luvs ya mmmmwwwaaahhh xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol aww me too babe xxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"When a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features

However, when a woman is menstruating, she is more attracted to a man who has black tape across his mouth, a long spear lodged in his back and is on fire

Discuss..."

isnt it just before the BIG M they turn into the terminator and you see lots of guys in the park walking the dog to get some rest. i think they should all have historectomies at 30 either that or some serious sedatives for that week ...or maybe a new punishment based on the roman way ....toss the crims in a cage with menstrually challenged women.

bet the crime rate would drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confucious say .... _leasuredome beware of falling wheelbarrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"soz im even bleedin worse (pardon the pun ) lol

i get even hornier an want some rugged lad to come an get me lol

sioux x"

Ewww... pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree!!!! although I'd stick the spear up his ass and set it on fire - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gentler sex..........

Warms me through it does... Warms me through pmsl.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It did say Ladies in the title you know.... pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies for three ... psycho killers for one .... mwa ha ha ha ha!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"It did say Ladies in the title you know.... pmsl"

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Am a LADY of little words today!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Confucious say .... _leasuredome beware of falling wheelbarrows

as long as debs was in it i dont think i would care

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Confucious say .... _leasuredome beware of falling wheelbarrows

as long as debs was in it i dont think i would care

Soft landing anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always ready to be swept off my feet by a tall dark stranger - menstruating or not!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Amazing, there are a couple of blokes on here... statistically some of us girls MUST be menstruating right now... so why ahve we not kebabbed those buggers yet? Must be their sense of humour which, for once, is not located in their bollox...

I rest my case...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Amazing, there are a couple of blokes on here... statistically some of us girls MUST be menstruating right now... so why ahve we not kebabbed those buggers yet? Must be their sense of humour which, for once, is not located in their bollox...

I rest my case..."

We haven't kebabed them yet cus the screams echo in the day time and disturb the neighbours.

We wait til it's dark to exact our revenge.

hehehehhehehehehehehhehe

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

No, I was not going to scream.... I was going to perform the act quietly...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i always find a good belly laughing joke and a jovial manner cheers up the menstrually challenged ....ho ho ho ...how we laugh ....well i think they do ....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Its ok, he means mentally challenged... will explain the difference later , babe

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Its ok, he means mentally challenged... will explain the difference later , babe "

either way you belong in a padded cell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am a LADY of little words today!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Little words...... Today!! Yeah... Ok babes x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I... and take notice... agree with _leasuredome for once... Us girls should be in the padded cell... for thre we are safe from their chest inflating, chest beating attempts to impress us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am always ready to be swept off my feet by a tall dark stranger - menstruating or not!"

Thats me fooked on two counts then pmsl....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I... and take notice... agree with _leasuredome for once... Us girls should be in the padded cell... for thre we are safe from their chest inflating, chest beating attempts to impress us...

its you women always trying to inflate there chests with bags of silicon ...not us ...cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I... and take notice... agree with _leasuredome for once... Us girls should be in the padded cell... for thre we are safe from their chest inflating, chest beating attempts to impress us...

Ohhhh Please lol... Real men such as PD and of course myself never set out to impress... We just do it naturally.

Sit back... relax, let it happen hun... pmsl xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

note i didnt ask who are you trying to impress when you do ..!!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Actually, just been reading the initial "challenge" again... Think Bigfella means "rigid" not rugged... what you reckon , girls????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And on that note... seeing as PD and her highness are acquainted... and aquanted well.. Shuts up for the second ime tonight ff's lol...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Actually, just been reading the initial "challenge" again... Think Bigfella means "rigid" not rugged... what you reckon , girls????"

mention a long spear and you all think the same ......

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"And on that note... seeing as PD and her highness are acquainted... and aquanted well.. Shuts up for the second ime tonight ff's lol... "

trust me mate you need a chair and a whip with this one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm toying with quick witty repertoire and the word Venus in a way that many others just couldn't manage....

Some thinngs in life it seems are worth the extra......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

somehow... I don't think a wink is gonna work.....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Well.. as some nice gentleman pointed out yesterday... Better Venus than Uranus x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maddy babe .... I'll pick you up after dark on me broomstick, bring your javelin and I'll bring the hot poker .... mwa ha ha ha ha

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

bigfella im with ya!! lol!

right now i wanna punch sumones effin face in!!! most likely mr duo will get it lol!!!!

i'l be fine in a day or 2!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why its so un-natural for a man to have just one woman lol... (Pokes Pokes)

If the natural order of thing were to follow.. we'd all have two or even three or more wives (In case of synchronised pmt)

Just a thought Ladies.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why its so un-natural for a man to have just one woman lol... (Pokes Pokes)

If the natural order of thing were to follow.. we'd all have two or even three or more wives (In case of synchronised pmt)

Just a thought Ladies.. x

Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about men and their moods? I may have opened a can of worms here - I'll let the other ladies loose on this one while I duck for cover lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl"

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG... This is worse than the Posse thread lol..

Moods... Men. Not moods at all.. Its called self defense. We act nuts from time to time cause its the only thing you 'girls' understand...

Mind... I have been known to go kinda odd on a full moon lol..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!"

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl"

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!"

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? "

Right...which one of you 3 said that then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!"
Oi Oi BF calm down... breath....and take another prozac!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much????

Right...which one of you 3 said that then???"

Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much????

Right...which one of you 3 said that then???

Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x"

Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Maddy babe .... I'll pick you up after dark on me broomstick, bring your javelin and I'll bring the hot poker .... mwa ha ha ha ha "

Your on honey......

Can I bring the egg whisk, cheese grater and the bucket of hot tar???? can I? can I? huh huh

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much????

Right...which one of you 3 said that then???

Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x

Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples!"

On that note, my natural

emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much????

Right...which one of you 3 said that then???

Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x

Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples!

On that note, my natural

emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man

I must get the software checked out, because it just said the word empathy, yet your profile says female, so there must be a malfunction

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much????

Right...which one of you 3 said that then???

Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x

Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples!

On that note, my natural

emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man

All men are disabled.........

They all have the male gene...... it generally kicks in to stupidity mode when females talk about shoes!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl

Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!

That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much????

Right...which one of you 3 said that then???

Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x

Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples!

On that note, my natural

emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man

I must get the software checked out, because it just said the word empathy, yet your profile says female, so there must be a malfunction"

I know, I have not had them removed yet... and the voice is still quite deep...

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