FabSwingers.com forum: pointless updates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Recently come back on and noticed some really "pointless updates/statuses. Whats the worst you seen on here!? The one that grates me is "looking forward to the weekend" well aren't we all? Or am I just been a grumpy old man

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently come back on and noticed some really "pointless updates/statuses. Whats the worst you seen on here!? The one that grates me is "looking forward to the weekend" well aren't we all? Or am I just been a grumpy old man

Isn't this a pointless post.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/04/14 10:55:08]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Isn't this a pointless post."

Yes it is! Thought id join in!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Mmmm great meet last night, you know who you are

Typically accompanied by NO VERIFICATION

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Mmmm great meet last night, you know who you are

Typically accompanied by NO VERIFICATION

Totally pointless status

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Yep, grumpy!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Mmmm great meet last night, you know who you are

Typically accompanied by NO VERIFICATION

They arent mandatory.. and stop being nosey lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't this a pointless post."

no, it's to remind us that people read our statuses and to put something meaningful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I love them, they are one of the highlights of the site.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes when you update your status is places you higher up in the 'local status updates'

just like some add loads of pictures some just update status's... its all about getting out there n getting spotted.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Mmmm great meet last night, you know who you are

Typically accompanied by NO VERIFICATION

Totally pointless status "

Thats exactly what I was talking about!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"sometimes when you update your status is places you higher up in the 'local status updates'

just like some add loads of pictures some just update status's... its all about getting out there n getting spotted. "

Careful cute you're verging on being logical!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its up to others what they do. Would be boring if all the same.. we are all different thank god.. Myself hate seeing graphic feedback as feel there is no need to tell me about fingers up there bum hole and stuff.. But others may be turned on .. I just think why .. what's the need . lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sometimes when you update your status is places you higher up in the 'local status updates'

just like some add loads of pictures some just update status's... its all about getting out there n getting spotted. "

Never thought of it like that. Ansd yes I've noticed some posting the same pic up every few days.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sometimes when you update your status is places you higher up in the 'local status updates'

just like some add loads of pictures some just update status's... its all about getting out there n getting spotted.

Careful cute you're verging on being logical!!

Shit.. im sorry DC HotBot.. lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"'Mmmm great meet last night, you know who you are

Typically accompanied by NO VERIFICATION

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your eye out for the status shuffle game, you'll see some hilarious status updates.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep, grumpy!! "

I'll stop been grumpy! Sun is out! I'm now happy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep your eye out for the status shuffle game, you'll see some hilarious status updates.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would then be a meaningful status?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I update regularly to make it sound like I'm getting plenty!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would then be a meaningful status?"
just going to the loo . lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"sometimes when you update your status is places you higher up in the 'local status updates'

just like some add loads of pictures some just update status's... its all about getting out there n getting spotted. "

I didn't know that.

I post many a pointless status.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was watching one recently that highly amused me (yes, I'm easily amused lol) saying I'm off to my FB's. Next one, I'm at my FB's. Next one, had a great time at my FB's, on way home and the latsest, anyone need a genuine guy for an FB??!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the verdict on my status? lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes in themselves they are banal, but as someone has pointed out it is just people playing the game.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the verdict on my status? lol"
pointless

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind people's sttuses. It's their profile, so they can write whatever.

...i don't like the footy ones though. Only because i don't watch it and have no idea what is going on lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the verdict on my status? lol"

Dough! got me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Circles, totally pointless,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Whats worse than a pointless status is the status's that say things like...

"Need a lift into town will give bj to completion"

"Whos taking me shopping today I want to be spoilt"

need help (painting, putting together somthing ect), will make it worth your while"

etc

Seen a fair amount of these this past month,

people using sex in exchange for gifts or lifts... not sure if its even against the rules.

me on the other hand, lately use my status to write a weekly qoute that I feel resonates with me and how im feeling at the time.

so kinda pointless for others but means somthing to me.

I guess we all use status in different ways which is fine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Am typing naked", no, really, I am

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Whats worse than a pointless status is the status's that say things like...

"Need a lift into town will give bj to completion"

"Whos taking me shopping today I want to be spoilt"

need help (painting, putting together somthing ect), will make it worth your while"

etc

Seen a fair amount of these this past month,

people using sex in exchange for gifts or lifts... not sure if its even against the rules.

me on the other hand, lately use my status to write a weekly qoute that I feel resonates with me and how im feeling at the time.

so kinda pointless for others but means somthing to me.

I guess we all use status in different ways which is fine

So you don't wanna come round help me paint my living room then drive me to town and buy me some new shoes ?? Ill give ya a bj as a thanks...honest

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I've just done mine, couldn't resist!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look at local updates but I do love what people put up as their status,they're a perfect example of just exactly what some people are like and save me even looking at the profile half the time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Whats worse than a pointless status is the status's that say things like...

"Need a lift into town will give bj to completion"

"Whos taking me shopping today I want to be spoilt"

need help (painting, putting together somthing ect), will make it worth your while"

etc

Seen a fair amount of these this past month,

people using sex in exchange for gifts or lifts... not sure if its even against the rules.

me on the other hand, lately use my status to write a weekly qoute that I feel resonates with me and how im feeling at the time.

so kinda pointless for others but means somthing to me.

I guess we all use status in different ways which is fine

So you don't wanna come round help me paint my living room then drive me to town and buy me some new shoes ?? Ill give ya a bj as a thanks...honest

ha ha

trust you to say somthing like that.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I've just done mine, couldn't resist!"

Me too - I just had to get it off my chest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love them, they are one of the highlights of the site.

Have to agree , they may seem pointless to the op , but to some of us they are an ever changing barometer as to the personalities on fab

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We often put up pointless statuses thing like "can't wait for Sten to get home" or Morrigan is naked in chat". Our question is, what is a relevant status? Other than the "who wants to fuck me right here right now".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love them, they are one of the highlights of the site.

Have to agree , they may seem pointless to the op , but to some of us they are an ever changing barometer as to the personalities on fab

Totally with you on that one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just done mine, couldn't resist!

Me too - I just had to get it off my chest.

I love it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've just done mine, couldn't resist!

Me too - I just had to get it off my chest.

You win

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itan79Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In the Middle

I Love status updates, they mainly earmark the self serving pointless morons of the site.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say what I like and mean what I say

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I've just done mine, couldn't resist!

Me too - I just had to get it off my chest.

You win

I thank you.

*bows*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've just done mine, couldn't resist!

Me too - I just had to get it off my chest.

I love it"

Perfect profile Panda

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often have what may look like pointless statuses but are usually a nod to someome I'm chatting to or planning a meet.

I'd much rather see Looking forward to the weekend type ones than ones passive aggressively bitching at other people on Fab!

Take it to facebook

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pointless to some , comfort to others , i

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just done mine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just done mine, couldn't resist!

Me too - I just had to get it off my chest.

I love it

Perfect profile Panda

Thanks. I was going for brutally honest cheeky twat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love updating my status

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love updating my status

i love them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love updating my status

i love them "

Thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i love talking and reading shite. . . why else would i be here

x x X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Perfect profile Panda

Thanks. I was going for brutally honest cheeky twat

Just read it too - love it - perfectly succinct!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that always gets me is "Wants someone to take me to a club"

I think "so if I take you to a club, are you just gonna ditch me and go off leaving me on my todd?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site is shit, no one wants to meet" usually a week or so after I offered to meet them and they then ignored all further messages lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are lonely so like to constantly update statuses as they have run out of phone credit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would then be a meaningful status?"

I'm dying to suck a cock!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a meaningless status update

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"out of msgs" is a good one lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our status is both thoughtful and funny...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"hi guys anyone want to take me for a relaxing drink see how it goes "

1hour later

"im leaving this shite hole you CUNTs"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our status is both thoughtful and funny..."

yes it is

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's your stays chewy?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""hi guys anyone want to take me for a relaxing drink see how it goes "

1hour later

"im leaving this shite hole you CUNTs"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I like

I'm leaving the site in 3 days anyone want to keep in touch message me...(Monday)

I'm leaving the site in 2 days anyone want to keep in touch message me.. (Tuesday)

I'm leaving the site tomorrow anyone want to keep in touch message me (Wednesday)

..... (Thursday)

Seriously last chance people I'm definitely going (Friday)

Anyone???? (Saturday)

Etc etc ....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my current status for fun lol:

"Quick fuck and go meet tonight, I wanna cum in your mouth whilst you fingering me, inbox time lol x."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

""hi guys anyone want to take me for a relaxing drink see how it goes "

1hour later

"im leaving this shite hole you CUNTs"

Usually posted on a profile all about what a lovely, polite, well-mannered person they are...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a meaningless status update

That's 2 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my current status for fun lol:

"Quick fuck and go meet tonight, I wanna cum in your mouth whilst you fingering me, inbox time lol x.""

Do you have much success with that?...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well..maybe get out a bit more.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my current status for fun lol:

"Quick fuck and go meet tonight, I wanna cum in your mouth whilst you fingering me, inbox time lol x."

Do you have much success with that?...

"
lol no, I jsut do it for fun you know. Look out for my statuses its quite fun.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

""hi guys anyone want to take me for a relaxing drink see how it goes "

1hour later

"im leaving this shite hole you CUNTs"

Usually posted on a profile all about what a lovely, polite, well-mannered person they are...

"
. exactly its the ones that act nice are usually pure cunts . . . .that makes me an angel

x x X...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I love totally random updates - they give people an excuse to message me saying 'WTF??'. I post short quotes sometimes - anything relevant to my day.

Just never 'Oh can't wait 'til friday night!' I find those really crass!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates is an easy way to fuck up my life in 160 characters or less, I routinely do it on Twitter but that's 140..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Thing is it might look pointless to you but maybe its a message to someone they know, like mine are sometimes a message to a person I am meeting, and besides I am looking forward to the weekend so there

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love totally random updates - they give people an excuse to message me saying 'WTF??'. I post short quotes sometimes - anything relevant to my day.

Just never 'Oh can't wait 'til friday night!' I find those really crass!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like

I'm leaving the site in 3 days anyone want to keep in touch message me...(Monday)

I'm leaving the site in 2 days anyone want to keep in touch message me.. (Tuesday)

Haha

I'm leaving the site tomorrow anyone want to keep in touch message me (Wednesday)

..... (Thursday)

Seriously last chance people I'm definitely going (Friday)

Anyone???? (Saturday)

Etc etc ...."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like

I'm leaving the site in 3 days anyone want to keep in touch message me...(Monday)

I'm leaving the site in 2 days anyone want to keep in touch message me.. (Tuesday)

I'm leaving the site tomorrow anyone want to keep in touch message me (Wednesday)

..... (Thursday)

Seriously last chance people I'm definitely going (Friday)

Anyone???? (Saturday)

Etc etc ...."

'Decided to stay for another week' (Sunday)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread