FabSwingers.com: Bighus Fuckus (45) , Man in Somewhere In the Middle, Offaly, Ireland

Mid 40’s guy ‘wrong side of it apparently’ here for uncomplicated fun.

I try to meet week days as I travel with work and my weekends are two busy for reasons you don’t need to know(this is where the pearl clutters can take the first exit on the right)

ok still here?

If I’ve blocked you it’s because you’ve repeatedly refused to take the hint or your pics keep coming up on my profile and they make me uncomfortable.(blame fans algorithms)

Great!!!

I’m a frequenter of

Cork Belfast and Dublin mainly.

Monosyllabic mails are ignored and blocked.

Repeated mails have the same fate.

If I delete without replying that’s a response.

I’ve the unrecorded record for crossing county Leitrim in a motorised conveyance.

If ‘don’t even bother……’ is an active part of your vernacular you’ve clearly lack a base level of ‘cop-on’ and any sort of manners.

Bet you went and tried to look me up on the Garda pulse system just now….go on ya did admit it!!!

I met Roger Moore once and challenged him to an arm wrestle on a train in Switzerland

You probably don’t know who Roger Moore is.

If you think a buttplug with a furry tail or one of those ones with the fake costume Jewelery makes you kinky, don’t bother messaging me.

Kinky is the is the fine line between using a feather…..or the entire chicken.

Ladies with big tits, I’m more inclined to enjoy seeing them swinging under you as I lay it into you doggy style than trying to perform a oily tit wank:

Pert form arses are my kryptonite .

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