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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you believe it snowed this morning and we're in the highlands etc.

What other unexpected things have happened or have you seen today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was snowin a wee bit here yesterday!! in ayrshire! and last few mornings have been frosty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a double yoked egg this morning, does that count?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"was snowin a wee bit here yesterday!! in ayrshire! and last few mornings have been frosty xx"

the wife's been frosty for quite some time now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was heavy hail here in belfast this morning,not quite snow i know,but worth a moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was snowin a wee bit here yesterday!! in ayrshire! and last few mornings have been frosty xx

the wife's been frosty for quite some time now. "

with your sense of humor its hardly surprising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :

Force 100 gail!!

Nuclear fallout --BOOM!

190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!!

Big snowfall of 800 tons!

Wowsers!!

ps i still alive!

funny or wot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus i had a Volcanoe errupting!! outside my house!! lol lol

Cars werent allowed on the road!!

mao lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus i had a Volcanoe errupting!! outside my house!! lol lol

Cars werent allowed on the road!!

mao lol

do you get this material from the local social club, certainly sounds like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :

Force 100 gail!!

Nuclear fallout --BOOM!

190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!!

Big snowfall of 800 tons!

Wowsers!!

ps i still alive!

funny or wot?

Some people think I'm bonkers, But I just think I'm free.

Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a poet n i didnt know it!

poet laurette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :

Force 100 gail!!

Nuclear fallout --BOOM!

190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!!

Big snowfall of 800 tons!

Wowsers!!

ps i still alive!

funny or wot?

Some people think I'm bonkers, But I just think I'm free.

Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me!

erm, may I point out a thing or two?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Plus i had a Volcanoe errupting!! outside my house!! lol lol

Cars werent allowed on the road!!

mao lol

yopu'll have to walk to work, or ride a lava flow, that would be novel

can't have you taking time off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :

Force 100 gail!!

Nuclear fallout --BOOM!

190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!!

Big snowfall of 800 tons!

Wowsers!!

ps i still alive!

funny or wot?

Some people think I'm bonkers, But I just think I'm free.

Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me!

erm, may I point out a thing or two?

I don't feel there is a need Mally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus i had a Volcanoe errupting!! outside my house!! lol lol

Cars werent allowed on the road!!

mao lol

yopu'll have to walk to work, or ride a lava flow, that would be novel

can't have you taking time off work

you taking the piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! Toilet takes piss mate!

oh yeah shit too! lol pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No! Toilet takes piss mate!

oh yeah shit too! lol pmsl

your humor is wearing thin with me mate, i'd call it a day before things escalate

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?

no heard of it, but 2 mins with me and my nunchuks will give ya one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?

yeah you can x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?

no heard of it, but 2 mins with me and my nunchuks will give ya one

you chuk nuns??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?

no heard of it, but 2 mins with me and my nunchuks will give ya one

you chuk nuns??

xx"

if they piss me off yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart attack!!

I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?

Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!

before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"No! Toilet takes piss mate!

oh yeah shit too! lol pmsl

your humor is wearing thin with me mate, i'd call it a day before things escalate"

2nd floor, escalator for the second floor. mind the step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heart attack!!

I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?

Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!

before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol

You like a heart attack?

Has anyone seen anything on the news about a prisoner escaping from Broadmoor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?

no heard of it, but 2 mins with me and my nunchuks will give ya one

you chuk nuns??

if they piss me off yeah

ohhh your goin to the burny place!!

and so is him!! and me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you chuk nuns??

Ive got a nun chuk 4 the nintendo wii if thats wot u mean?? lol

I like a nun chuk---i like a chuk nun but which is better---Only 1 way to find out ---FIGHT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heart attack!!

I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?

Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!

before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol

ok, you clearly have issues which i really cant be arsed addressing here, your jokes are repetitive, you clearly dont go out on a saturday night, and probably spend more time at bingo with your mum (who was a crap shag by the way), than socialize with friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww be nice!!

if you dont like it you dont need to read or reply xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah hold on ----i just get fire started!

ohhh your goin to the burny place!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah hold on ----i just get fire started!

ohhh your goin to the burny place!!

been there already, the devil is a wuss

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Heart attack!!

I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?

Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!

before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol

my mum wasn't a crap shag.

All my fathers, and uncles, say so.

She would be now though, well burnt.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"Heart attack!!

I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?

Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!

before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol

u are being just as much as a prick as him, both of ya having little digs like school kids man, the only thing i dont get is, why just cos u dont find his jokes funny does that give u the right to start being a bitch too?

man no wonder i gonna be a lessa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey!!

i just googled "leroy pullins's I'm A Nut"d

Its bloody fantastic song!! classic it is!!

Its well n proper YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!

love it!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u are being just as much as a prick as him, both of ya having little digs like school kids man, the only thing i dont get is, why just cos u dont find his jokes funny does that give u the right to start being a bitch too?

man no wonder i gonna be a lessa

haha you took ya time throwing your two pennith in, been waiting all afternoon for it

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

man no wonder i gonna be a lessa

haha you took ya time throwing your two pennith in, been waiting all afternoon for it

well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!

thats a wasted question cause I already know its me

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!

thats a wasted question cause I already know its me

darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!

thats a wasted question cause I already know its me

darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head

ooohhhh miawoo!!!!!!!!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!

thats a wasted question cause I already know its me

darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head

ahh, you noticed, I placed it there so you could sit on it!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom...

[Chorus]

I'm a nut, I'm a nut

My live don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop

The head on my shoulders is sorta loose

And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose

Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut

Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains?

Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?

Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber

Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?

[Chorus]

Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!

Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy

I'm crazy, I'm a nut!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!

thats a wasted question cause I already know its me

darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head

ahh, you noticed, I placed it there so you could sit on it!"

ur quite smart, u knew u would only get a head fuck out of me eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom...

[Chorus]

I'm a nut, I'm a nut

My live don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop

The head on my shoulders is sorta loose

And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose

Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut

Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains?

Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?

Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber

Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?

[Chorus]

Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!

Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy

I'm crazy, I'm a nut! "

Don't you fucking start!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah edd Balls that mp ,,,,did get shouted at in the school footy team?

oi edd balls ---"head the ball" lol

same as Sir Chris hoy----hoy oi on yer bike! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom...

[Chorus]

I'm a nut, I'm a nut

My live don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop

The head on my shoulders is sorta loose

And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose

Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut

Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains?

Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?

Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber

Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?

[Chorus]

Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!

Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy

I'm crazy, I'm a nut!

OMG!!! that sounds like that "Scatman song" Im a scat man from the 90s!! lol

I dont mean that scat that u know of! lol

that song --u know beeeee booopppa baaa!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i blame david cameron.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Yeah edd Balls that mp ,,,,did get shouted at in the school footy team?

oi edd balls ---"head the ball" lol

same as Sir Chris hoy----hoy oi on yer bike! lol

puts Leroy Pullins and WMP on repeat.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Im a Nut i think was '74 ( ish )

the original McCoy, as u are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol lol lol God i love all these crazy mad comments!!

I LOVE U ALL XX

Ive heard of KFC but not WMP. lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Getting back to the thread ...

I`ve known snow on May 2nd back in the late 1970`s/early 1980`s .... and I`m talking about Dorset, not the Highlands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting back to the thread ... I`ve known snow on May 2nd back in the late 1970`s/early 1980`s .... and I`m talking about Skegness, not the Moorlands!

Just ONE BIG lol !!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

If i shake my snow globe - i get snow ANY time of the year

But did have frost on the windshield last Tuesday.

Just hope it warms up soon cos gonne be camping soon!!!

Woooooooooooohooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was snowing yesterday in Greenock (Scotland).

I was standing saying to myself......jesus christ snowing in May!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw two sworn enemies all lovey dovey on tv today aka clegg and cameroon on telly ,,, jeeze seen it all now

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"i saw two sworn enemies all lovey dovey on tv today aka clegg and cameroon on telly ,,, jeeze seen it all now "

was on the radio about them two new bum chums - and bought up about what they hae said about each other before.

One calling the other the worlds biggest joke and now they best buddies - funny as fuck.

THEY are the biggest joke,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yEAH 2RITE !! HERE HERE!! 100%

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"yEAH 2RITE !! HERE HERE!! 100%

If you weren't 100% here, which bit of you would be somewhere else?

and where?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I saw an ugly Commando and my soldiers actually managed NOT to lose anything today.......

I'm totally shocked

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I saw an ugly Commando and my soldiers actually managed NOT to lose anything today.......

I'm totally shocked

if they are all going Commando - surely they have nothing to loose????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an ugly Commando and my soldiers actually managed NOT to lose anything today.......

I'm totally shocked

if they are all going Commando - surely they have nothing to loose????"

If they are going commando surely EVERYTHING is loose....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I saw an ugly Commando and my soldiers actually managed NOT to lose anything today.......

I'm totally shocked

if they are all going Commando - surely they have nothing to loose????

If they are going commando surely EVERYTHING is loose....

good point.

Hope its not cold there so that Maddie gets an eye full!!!

lol

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Im a poet n i didnt know it!

poet laurette?"

more like poet tourettes lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Im a poet n i didnt know it!

poet laurette?

more like poet tourettes lol"

pmsl.

You is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i blame david cameron.

xx"

I blame care in the community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah def a wee review needed there....x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"i blame david cameron.

I blame care in the community

Isn't that the same thing?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

It was snow then not Icelandic ash fallout?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Wee Review???

Its slightly yellow, warm when first dispelled with a slight bouquet.

The pungency of the bouquet often relates to the shade of the yellowness of the Wee.

Sometimes even worn and used in play but more often a serious affair of spill and flush - sometimes even accompanied by a hand shake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee Review???

Its slightly yellow, warm when first dispelled with a slight bouquet.

The pungency of the bouquet often relates to the shade of the yellowness of the Wee.

Sometimes even worn and used in play but more often a serious affair of spill and flush - sometimes even accompanied by a hand shake."

you need to come up here at some point and me and laine will give you a crash course in the scottish lingo lol!!! its not wee here its pish!!! x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Wee Review???

Its slightly yellow, warm when first dispelled with a slight bouquet.

The pungency of the bouquet often relates to the shade of the yellowness of the Wee.

Sometimes even worn and used in play but more often a serious affair of spill and flush - sometimes even accompanied by a hand shake.

you need to come up here at some point and me and laine will give you a crash course in the scottish lingo lol!!! its not wee here its pish!!! x"

lol

PISH OFF!!!!!

PISHY PANTS

the first time i was asked when working behind the bar - "can i have a lager hen"

i thought he meant a lager top - didnt realise he was calling me a hen!!!!

LOL

Suppose bird=hen. hehehehe

And if i went up to see you two - i wouldnt be able to keep up

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