FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies...the perfect profile!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've realised we could save so much time answering to the unsuccesful single men that complain on the forum if only we were a little more considerate on our profiles. SO! I thought about 'the perfect profile':

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she

With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me (fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Now, we can't be more all-encompassing than that! (though I'm sure some chap will prove me wrong)

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I've realised we could save so much time answering to the unsuccesful single men that complain on the forum if only we were a little more considerate on our profiles. SO! I thought about 'the perfect profile':

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she

With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me (fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Now, we can't be more all-encompassing than that! (though I'm sure some chap will prove me wrong)"

And just what are YOU smoking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

Afraid you are discriminating - even if it is positive discrimination

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

(fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

Afraid you are discriminating - even if it is positive discrimination

He forgot Pythons, giraffe's and goats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

Afraid you are discriminating - even if it is positive discrimination

He forgot Pythons, giraffe's and goats!

He?! I better grow a set quick!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

Afraid you are discriminating - even if it is positive discrimination

He forgot Pythons, giraffe's and goats!

Puzzled by the choice of latter over cuties like elephants, tigers and leopards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she

With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me (fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Now, we can't be more all-encompassing than that! (though I'm sure some chap will prove me wrong)"

You forgot to say:

"Oh, and you must have a tongue like a lizard, dislike football, and know everything there is to know about No.7 (If you ask what that is you're binned)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to say:

"Oh, and you must have a tongue like a lizard, dislike football, and know everything there is to know about No.7 (If you ask what that is you're binned)""

Did you mean No 5 or no 19 by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to say:

"Oh, and you must have a tongue like a lizard, dislike football, and know everything there is to know about No.7 (If you ask what that is you're binned)"

Did you mean No 5 or no 19 by any chance

Fuck knows, I bought something for Siren for Xmas and it had a number. I knew if I was wrong one of you gals would correct me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, the number is 23, Beckham's when he joined Galaxy and there it's soccer. And the rest is from the Statue of Liberty ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was def Boots No.7 - I just checked lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

(fuck it, bring your dog sheep and cattle too),

Afraid you are discriminating - even if it is positive discrimination

He forgot Pythons, giraffe's and goats!

He?! I better grow a set quick!!!"

Oooopppssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what these silhouettes are like, they all look the bloody same....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what these silhouettes are like, they all look the bloody same....

Oh i dont know some are better looking than others lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you being silhouettist? Or am I? I is most confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you being silhouettist? Or am I? I is most confused

Lol yeah its you lol xx

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