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"Can be annoying little fuckers. . But we somehow still love em anyway!!! xxx" Dont have a clue who ya on about hun Did ya get me WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM text then xxxxx  | |||
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"and miss them from the forums...." Ar fank q hun i misses you lot to xxx  | |||
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"Can be annoying little fuckers. . But we somehow still love em anyway!!! xxx Dont have a clue who ya on about hun Did ya get me WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM text then xxxxx "hey ya foooooker. Me phone is downstairs!!!! LOL Gonna go check now tho as need a glass of water
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"I've missed the short arse as well. **He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **"Hope ya not got a bad back tho to bend down for those kneecaps, hehehehe | |||
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"I've missed the short arse as well. **He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **
Hope ya not got a bad back tho to bend down for those kneecaps, hehehehe"Funny you should say that my little fruit cake. I've bolloxed my lower back again.... but it's the perfect height for someone to kiss it better  | |||
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"I've missed the short arse as well. **He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **
Hope ya not got a bad back tho to bend down for those kneecaps, hehehehe
Funny you should say that my little fruit cake.
I've bolloxed my lower back again.... but it's the perfect height for someone to kiss it better "get him onto it - at the double!!!! hehe xx | |||
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"I've missed the short arse as well. **He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **"With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx | |||
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"I've missed the short arse as well. **He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **
With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx "she got her posse boyo!!!! | |||
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"I've missed the short arse as well. **He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **
With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx
she got her posse boyo!!!!"The pissy posse are all old farts and stink of wee xx | |||
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"I've missed the short arse as well. **He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **
With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx
she got her posse boyo!!!!
The pissy posse are all old farts and stink of wee xx "nowt wrong with that odour parfum!!! | |||
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"is this a joke about short people "Nope lol its aimed squarely at me hun lol xx | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella" Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx "haha shortarse lol | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol"Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol
Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx "get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol
Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx
get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx"Ya comin too? xxx | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol
Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx
get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx
Ya comin too? xxx "of course darling xxx | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol
Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx
get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx
Ya comin too? xxx
of course darling xxx"have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol
Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx
get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx
Ya comin too? xxx
of course darling xxx
have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol "yu need asking???  | |||
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What I lack in height I more than make up for it in size and width, not to mention my rather bright and colourful style in clothing!
I doubt if anyone would call me a wall flower! | |||
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"I may be considered as short being only 5'2 in this country, however, I am average height back in my native Hong Kong!
What I lack in height I more than make up for it in size and width, not to mention my rather bright and colourful style in clothing!
I doubt if anyone would call me a wall flower! "Most certainly not ma lady | |||
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"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol "nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo I can make acceptions | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol
Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx
get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx
Ya comin too? xxx
of course darling xxx
have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol "aye up garfield how cum ya not invited me to ya threesome or are ya being heightist lol | |||
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"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx
haha shortarse lol
Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx
get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx
Ya comin too? xxx
of course darling xxx
have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol
aye up garfield how cum ya not invited me to ya threesome or are ya being heightist lol"oi cheeky!!!! Only the shortarses on this thread peeerrlease!!! Hehehe I would spank you but i hurt my hand last time!!!! | |||
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"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol
nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo
I can make acceptions "well thats it sorted then im going have the girl of my dreams on fab lol can feel my willy tingle already lol | |||
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"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol
nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo
I can make acceptions
well thats it sorted then im going have the girl of my dreams on fab lol can feel my willy tingle already lol "Nightmares more like lol xx | |||
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"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol
nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo
I can make acceptions
well thats it sorted then im going have the girl of my dreams on fab lol can feel my willy tingle already lol
Nightmares more like lol xx "I'm 5ft 5". Am I too tall to make it a 3sum? **That means that Soapy is surplus to requirements before he starts counting on his fingers trying to figure out how 4 have become 3** | |||
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" **That means that Soapy is surplus to requirements before he starts counting on his fingers trying to figure out how 4 have become 3** "Im always surplus to requirments lol and i have a calculator now so there xxx | |||
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" **That means that Soapy is surplus to requirements before he starts counting on his fingers trying to figure out how 4 have become 3**
Im always surplus to requirments lol and i have a calculator now so there xxx "Oohhhh, you can read numbers as well now can ya! Show off | |||
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"Can be annoying little fuckers. . But we somehow still love em anyway!!! xxx" I likes him in his ikle shorts n boots and them there fairy wings he wears at times are divine! | |||
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