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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just made an off the cuff comment about Samantha Janus not being as pretty as she was a few years ago and now looked rough as fuck. Siren, being a woman, said, "I hope you don't say that about me in few year's time." I remained silent for a minute or so. She then said, "You were supposed to say 'No, darling, I never would." Still I remained silent. She then said, "You can speak now." To which I replied, "Can you ask me one on sport please as I have a reasonable chance of getting that right!"

Man, women are like riding a fookin rollercoaster sometimes. Up, down, upside down, round the bend and ya never know when to get off or sit still and say fuck all!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serves you right I'd say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy put's the big size 9 in it again

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

One chap at work was flirting with a female collegue - and we were all teasing - as she was 20 years younger than him (ish)

He answered when we teased him about his gorgeous wife, saying " well she is not as slim as she used to be"

He is over 6 foot, she is tiny, and beared him a child.

She of course isnt gonna be so slim after that - but she is still as pretty!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think sam janus is gorgeous used to love her in game on. And she has to play miserable shes on Eastenders lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I think sam janus is gorgeous used to love her in game on. And she has to play miserable shes on Eastenders lol"

I dont watch Eastenders - but from years and years ago when i did - i remember them ALL being ugly there!!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesson: Never start slagging off a female in front of another. Wait for her to start first, then join in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wishy.......... i hope she makes you suffer lol!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy, I'm off to the pub, so I'll have a couple for you.

Just grin and bare it mate and wait for the storm to pass. It'll be "bright skies" in the morning, lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I am hoping its bright skies all weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damed if ya do, damed if you dont.

chalk and cheese.

woman from venus and men from mars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think samantha janus has secumbed to the "ive got to be thin to be on the telly" brigade.she used to be very pretty when she was a little bigger ?? i know i look a lot better carrying some weight in my face .....i was a size 10/12 when i was 45 and i look younger now even tho im a lot bigger .....

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I just made an off the cuff comment about Samantha Janus not being as pretty as she was a few years ago and now looked rough as fuck. Siren, being a woman, said, "I hope you don't say that about me in few year's time." I remained silent for a minute or so. She then said, "You were supposed to say 'No, darling, I never would." Still I remained silent. She then said, "You can speak now." To which I replied, "Can you ask me one on sport please as I have a reasonable chance of getting that right!"

Man, women are like riding a fookin rollercoaster sometimes. Up, down, upside down, round the bend and ya never know when to get off or sit still and say fuck all!.

"

You need to perfect the grunt and ball scratch! 1/ she doesn't understand you and 2/she isn't going to talk with a guy who is nut scratching.

If that don't work then take the paper for a No 2! Well it works for Jim Royale

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I just made an off the cuff comment about Samantha Janus not being as pretty as she was a few years ago and now looked rough as fuck. Siren, being a woman, said, "I hope you don't say that about me in few year's time." I remained silent for a minute or so. She then said, "You were supposed to say 'No, darling, I never would." Still I remained silent. She then said, "You can speak now." To which I replied, "Can you ask me one on sport please as I have a reasonable chance of getting that right!"

Man, women are like riding a fookin rollercoaster sometimes. Up, down, upside down, round the bend and ya never know when to get off or sit still and say fuck all!.

You need to perfect the grunt and ball scratch! 1/ she doesn't understand you and 2/she isn't going to talk with a guy who is nut scratching.

If that don't work then take the paper for a No 2! Well it works for Jim Royale

"

One of my favourite quotes of his while he is picking his ass are

"these pants only cost me a £1 and50p of em are stuck up me arse!!!!"

Hilarious!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I just made an off the cuff comment about Samantha Janus not being as pretty as she was a few years ago and now looked rough as fuck. Siren, being a woman, said, "I hope you don't say that about me in few year's time." I remained silent for a minute or so. She then said, "You were supposed to say 'No, darling, I never would." Still I remained silent. She then said, "You can speak now." To which I replied, "Can you ask me one on sport please as I have a reasonable chance of getting that right!"

Man, women are like riding a fookin rollercoaster sometimes. Up, down, upside down, round the bend and ya never know when to get off or sit still and say fuck all!.

You need to perfect the grunt and ball scratch! 1/ she doesn't understand you and 2/she isn't going to talk with a guy who is nut scratching.

If that don't work then take the paper for a No 2! Well it works for Jim Royale

One of my favourite quotes of his while he is picking his ass are

"these pants only cost me a £1 and50p of em are stuck up me arse!!!!"

Hilarious!!!"

Surely no one looks like that in real life.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"You need to perfect the grunt and ball scratch! 1/ she doesn't understand you and 2/she isn't going to talk with a guy who is nut scratching.

If that don't work then take the paper for a No 2! Well it works for Jim Royale

One of my favourite quotes of his while he is picking his ass are

"these pants only cost me a £1 and50p of em are stuck up me arse!!!!"

Hilarious!!!

Surely no one looks like that in real life.

"

Think you would be suprised!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just made an off the cuff comment about Samantha Janus not being as pretty as she was a few years ago and now looked rough as fuck. Siren, being a woman, said, "I hope you don't say that about me in few year's time." I remained silent for a minute or so. She then said, "You were supposed to say 'No, darling, I never would." Still I remained silent. She then said, "You can speak now." To which I replied, "Can you ask me one on sport please as I have a reasonable chance of getting that right!"

Man, women are like riding a fookin rollercoaster sometimes. Up, down, upside down, round the bend and ya never know when to get off or sit still and say fuck all!.

"

It is just that wee tick differently - suggested reading Men are from Mars, Women from Venus or the other one is called Why men don't listen and women cant read maps.

See, when we come home from work and tell you guys about the bad day we had, we dont actually want a solution (which you guys tend to offer, quite well-meaning most of the time and the suggestions are not bad either) We actually want just to be listened to and acknowledged.

It probably works both ways when you guys want to withdraw into your caves?

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Did read Men are from Mars all those years ago. Made sense and helped - I resisted the urge to offer a solution (even when plain as day) and jsut listened, this took much effort. DAMNIT. Men accept that by and large 'we' don't get 'you'. Now we just need to get you to accept it too hehehehe.

Poor OP - that pause has caused more problems...than I can ever remember. How are we supposed to think so damn quickly that we know what and even whether to answer seemlessly.

I'll get my coat...

She was SO hot in Game On BTW

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've read Men are from Mars and He's Just Not That Into You and both books are a really good insight into character traits of both the sexes, but I've found another solution....

Siren's always resisted my attempts to flog her but she's now considering it after I told her that many high powered execs love being dominated as it allows them to switch off for a time. She has a high pressure job and is coming round to the idea of having self-control removed and being dominated.

I'm praying like fuck she has a really shitty day tomorrow hehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I've read Men are from Mars and He's Just Not That Into You and both books are a really good insight into character traits of both the sexes, but I've found another solution....

Siren's always resisted my attempts to flog her but she's now considering it after I told her that many high powered execs love being dominated as it allows them to switch off for a time. She has a high pressure job and is coming round to the idea of having self-control removed and being dominated.

I'm praying like fuck she has a really shitty day tomorrow hehehe

"

Now that has made me giggle - poor woman. Isnt being married to you enough for her????

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've read Men are from Mars and He's Just Not That Into You and both books are a really good insight into character traits of both the sexes, but I've found another solution....

Siren's always resisted my attempts to flog her but she's now considering it after I told her that many high powered execs love being dominated as it allows them to switch off for a time. She has a high pressure job and is coming round to the idea of having self-control removed and being dominated.

I'm praying like fuck she has a really shitty day tomorrow hehehe

Now that has made me giggle - poor woman. Isnt being married to you enough for her????

x"

She's an apprentice cock-worshipper you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've read Men are from Mars and He's Just Not That Into You and both books are a really good insight into character traits of both the sexes, but I've found another solution....

Siren's always resisted my attempts to flog her but she's now considering it after I told her that many high powered execs love being dominated as it allows them to switch off for a time. She has a high pressure job and is coming round to the idea of having self-control removed and being dominated.

I'm praying like fuck she has a really shitty day tomorrow hehehe

"

Many true words spoken in jest.. I believe there is god deal of truth in that people, both sexes, enjoy a swapping of roles in their sex life. Maybe that is the reason why we often find high power execs wishing to be "punished" -

I am no exception, as balance from work role I personally (for my partner choice) prefer the somewhat dominant Alpha male with a kind and caring side which I guess makes me a bit submissive.

Hard to believe, eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It must have some mileage in it if so many people are involved in the BDSM scene. I am really turned on by helpless females, restrained, restricted, resigned. All consensual of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must have some mileage in it if so many people are involved in the BDSM scene. I am really turned on by helpless females, restrained, restricted, resigned. All consensual of course.

"

;-)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I've read Men are from Mars and He's Just Not That Into You and both books are a really good insight into character traits of both the sexes, but I've found another solution....

Siren's always resisted my attempts to flog her but she's now considering it after I told her that many high powered execs love being dominated as it allows them to switch off for a time. She has a high pressure job and is coming round to the idea of having self-control removed and being dominated.

I'm praying like fuck she has a really shitty day tomorrow hehehe

Now that has made me giggle - poor woman. Isnt being married to you enough for her????

x

She's an apprentice cock-worshipper you know!

"

Only an apprentice?????

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"

She's an apprentice cock-worshipper you know!

"

And does that make you a dick????

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"

She's an apprentice cock-worshipper you know!

And does that make you a dick????

hehehehe"

I'm ALL cock honey.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I just made an off the cuff comment about Samantha Janus not being as pretty as she was a few years ago and now looked rough as fuck. Siren, being a woman, said, "I hope you don't say that about me in few year's time." I remained silent for a minute or so. She then said, "You were supposed to say 'No, darling, I never would." Still I remained silent. She then said, "You can speak now." To which I replied, "Can you ask me one on sport please as I have a reasonable chance of getting that right!"

Man, women are like riding a fookin rollercoaster sometimes. Up, down, upside down, round the bend and ya never know when to get off or sit still and say fuck all!.

"

You insensitive bastard Wishy!

You should have learnt by now!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"

She's an apprentice cock-worshipper you know!

And does that make you a dick????

hehehehe

I'm ALL cock honey.

"

Very cocky indeed

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Well done Wishy! Sometimes it's lovely just to lie back and let the woman take control though (only in the bedroom of course) never, EVER let her near the steering wheel. Runs for cover;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Lol Wishy

Better to be silent and thought a fool....

However, sage advice earlier, wait for the woman to start (slagging off another woman) then join in.

If caught out ogling another woman I generally say, "yes she is lovely but I was just thinking perhaps a little too obvious, prim, slutty, old, fat , skinny, and no match for you my love." Pick whichever suits..

.......then run away.

|n fact think it's time to stop digging as rock bottom was WAAAAAAY back there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You insensitive bastard Wishy!

You should have learnt by now!

"

Um.. nope. got a ways to go still, apparently.

"She's an apprentice cock-worshipper you know!

And does that make you a dick????

hehehehe

I'm ALL cock honey.

Very cocky indeed

"

S'one of my more lovable traits.

The farting under the duvet and holding it over her head don't go down so well but she did say, "for better or for worse", so she can't really moan about it can she huh??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

"

See what I mean!! Up, down, up, down! Sheesh!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ahh another ancient art!

Behold the DUTCH OVEN!

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Repro,

Summer's on its way - with the right pair of shades it may be a while before your caught again (just don't turn your head). They'd still now though. How do they know, dammit?

Gearlever? That'd be worth a watch

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

it aint funny or clever!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it aint funny or clever!!

"

Bloody satisfying though!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

"
how????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

how????

"

I used to love that programme as a kid!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

"
Especially if you have roof rack spiders to hold the duvet down

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

how????

I used to love that programme as a kid!!

"
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

how????

I used to love that programme as a kid!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

You having a bad night or sommat???

Smile... and the whole world smiles with you... if you juuuuust smiiiiile.. I fookin love being me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

how????

I used to love that programme as a kid!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You having a bad night or sommat???

Smile... and the whole world smiles with you... if you juuuuust smiiiiile.. I fookin love being me!

"
i have nightmares bout dutch ovens lol and the painters are in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wtf is a dutch oven?

..and ain't a bit late to be decorating???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

how????

I used to love that programme as a kid!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You having a bad night or sommat???

Smile... and the whole world smiles with you... if you juuuuust smiiiiile.. I fookin love being me!

"

Fits the dom profile...;-)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wtf is a dutch oven?

..and ain't a bit late to be decorating???

"
no not when im thinking of dutch ovens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it aint funny or clever!!

Bloody satisfying though!

how????

I used to love that programme as a kid!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You having a bad night or sommat???

Smile... and the whole world smiles with you... if you juuuuust smiiiiile.. I fookin love being me!

Fits the dom profile...;-)

"

Sorry meant to say the "emerging" dom profile

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"wtf is a dutch oven?

..and ain't a bit late to be decorating???

no not when im thinking of dutch ovens

"

Take deeper breaths - and the smell goes quicker!!!

PMSL!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wtf is a dutch oven?

..and ain't a bit late to be decorating???

no not when im thinking of dutch ovens

Take deeper breaths - and the smell goes quicker!!!

PMSL!!!"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww debs lol

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

"

Bloody women drivers!!!! I thought you women could multi task???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

Bloody women drivers!!!! I thought you women could multi task???????

"

Holding on to said knob AND watching out for TT on our roads constitutes multitasking!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

Bloody women drivers!!!! I thought you women could multi task???????

"

Never trust a woman driver in a manual car!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"wtf is a dutch oven?

..and ain't a bit late to be decorating???

no not when im thinking of dutch ovens

Take deeper breaths - and the smell goes quicker!!!

PMSL!!!ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww debs lol"

heheheehhe

the other option f course is to kick fuck out of him, and make him sleep on the sofa.

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"I've read Men are from Mars and He's Just Not That Into You and both books are a really good insight into character traits of both the sexes, but I've found another solution....

Siren's always resisted my attempts to flog her but she's now considering it after I told her that many high powered execs love being dominated as it allows them to switch off for a time. She has a high pressure job and is coming round to the idea of having self-control removed and being dominated.

I'm praying like fuck she has a really shitty day tomorrow hehehe

Many true words spoken in jest.. I believe there is god deal of truth in that people, both sexes, enjoy a swapping of roles in their sex life. Maybe that is the reason why we often find high power execs wishing to be "punished" -

I am no exception, as balance from work role I personally (for my partner choice) prefer the somewhat dominant Alpha male with a kind and caring side which I guess makes me a bit submissive.

Hard to believe, eh?

"

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's sooooooooo hard being on top all of the time

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

Bloody women drivers!!!! I thought you women could multi task???????

Never trust a woman driver in a manual car!

"

Thing is it all depends waht knob she's holding onto

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

It's one task - driving (if you're from Mars anyway);-)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

Bloody women drivers!!!! I thought you women could multi task???????

Never trust a woman driver in a manual car!

"

I have a really good aim for pavements, dustbins and old biddies

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Don't worry about your steering wheel when the gear knob is under consideration as an outlet for our hormonal oscillations pmsl

Bloody women drivers!!!! I thought you women could multi task???????

Never trust a woman driver in a manual car!

I have a really good aim for pavements, dustbins and old biddies

"

You'll do well on the old biddy score down here. Being the retirement capital of the UK............them and fekking tractor drivers

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Could you head over to Daventry - I've got a few places I'd like you to drive through

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

ok boys - old biddies i can manage - meed to even up the dents on the front fender anyway.

Tractors????

No can do

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

You favour left or right then?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"You favour left or right then?"

The right was winning, but after last weekend its the left side that appears to be worse, and even a bit loose and coming away.

I reckon another session then could get rid all together.

Not sure it would pass its next MOT then tho, lol

They know me well down the scrap yards

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