FabSwingers.com forum: Your Mantras?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can build great things out of the stones put in your path" (Goethe)

is one of my favourite Mantras.

What is your favourite saying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lord grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, courage to change those things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i may have to kill because they piss me off!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lord grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, courage to change those things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i may have to kill because they piss me off!! xx

Love it...

I think I heard a slightly different version ending in...

" and the wisdom to recognise the feet attached to legs of the plonkers whose asses I may have to kiss one day".

Think yours is better lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If' by Kipling works for me!!! GX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'If' by Kipling works for me!!! GX"

I love Mr Kipling cakes. too

Only joking - I like it too, it is a good poem xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Go on you might like it if you try it.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

And it s very slippery -

love the quote

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions

And it s very slippery -

love the quote

"if they fit and they are pretty..... buy them"

Maddie

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

when lads have money they think there men and when there skint there lads again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every saint has a past

Every sinner has a future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions

And it s very slippery -

love the quote

"if they fit and they are pretty..... buy them"

Maddie

shoes, bras or knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every saint has a past

Every sinner has a future.

wow - which camp are you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every saint has a past

Every sinner has a future.

wow - which camp are you in?

I don't know but Oscar Wilde got in before me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a fool a horse to ride and he will ride it straight into hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my karma ran over your dogma .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my karma ran over your dogma ....."

That is pure unadulterated CLASS !!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions

And it s very slippery -

love the quote

"if they fit and they are pretty..... buy them"

Maddie

shoes, bras or knickers?

Any of the above my darling........ any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'wow, you were good !!! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish the hairs on your ass would turn into drumsticks and beat the shit out of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it has tyres or testicles its goin to be nothin but trouble!! xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"life is too short to dance with ugly men"

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Smile and the world smiles with you -

FART and you fart alone!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Smile and the world smiles with you -

FART and you fart alone!!!!

"
evening sexy..mwah xxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Smile and the world smiles with you -

FART and you fart alone!!!!

evening sexy..mwah xxxx"

Hello gorgeous!!!!

Not staying long....just having a break

hehehehe xxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Smile and the world smiles with you -

FART and you fart alone!!!!

evening sexy..mwah xxxx

Hello gorgeous!!!!

Not staying long....just having a break

hehehehe xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smile and the world smiles with you becuase it wonnders why you are smiling

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"smile and the world smiles with you becuase it wonnders why you are smiling"

Do often get funny looks when i smile at strangers in the street - some even quite visably do a double take, which always makes me giggle!!!!

doesnt hurt to smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can only piss with the cock you've got!"

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You can only piss with the cock you've got!"

XXXX"
that is funny but oh so true. New Mantra for today: The river flows in many directions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my karma ran over your dogma .....

That is pure unadulterated CLASS !!!!

ill let u borrow it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another one i like is

dont let yesterday take up too much of today .

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"another one i like is

dont let yesterday take up too much of today ."

similar to that;

Dont worry too much about the past, or concentrate too much on the future, but enjoy today as its the PRESENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"another one i like is

dont let yesterday take up too much of today .

similar to that;

Dont worry too much about the past, or concentrate too much on the future, but enjoy today as its the PRESENT

another version!!!!

yesterday is history

tomorrow is a mystery

today is a gift

thats why they call it the present

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

another version!!!!

yesterday is history

tomorrow is a mystery

today is a gift

thats why they call it the present"

I like that version

Tomorrow a mystery - most certainly is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another version!!!!

yesterday is history

tomorrow is a mystery

today is a gift

thats why they call it the present

I like that version

Tomorrow a mystery - most certainly is!"

i did a photo album for my mum''s 70th birthday and put that quote on the inside page ...made her cry !!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

another version!!!!

yesterday is history

tomorrow is a mystery

today is a gift

thats why they call it the present

I like that version

Tomorrow a mystery - most certainly is!

i did a photo album for my mum''s 70th birthday and put that quote on the inside page ...made her cry !!!"

Bless.

At 70 you have a fair bit of history too eh

And having a photo collection of some of it is beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another version!!!!

yesterday is history

tomorrow is a mystery

today is a gift

thats why they call it the present

I like that version

Tomorrow a mystery - most certainly is!

i did a photo album for my mum''s 70th birthday and put that quote on the inside page ...made her cry !!!

Bless.

At 70 you have a fair bit of history too eh

And having a photo collection of some of it is beautiful."

well she has had 7 heart attacks and 2 bypasses so she knows each day is a gift ...and ive had a near death experience with anaphylactic shock so i know that too .....always happy to wake up on a new day especially when the sun is shining and the sky is blue ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never let your memories become greater than your dreams !

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"well she has had 7 heart attacks and 2 bypasses so she knows each day is a gift ...and ive had a near death experience with anaphylactic shock so i know that too .....always happy to wake up on a new day especially when the sun is shining and the sky is blue ...."

Wow - she sounds a strong lady

Its nice to have gumption.

My gran - only one left got told 7 years ago she only had 6months to live.

Other friends of hers have been popping their clogs and she still going strong (ish).

She always lived life to the full before - and is another one to appreciate every day.

ITs a joy to see.

And ma lady - the sky is most defo blue and the sun is most defo shinning today = ENJOY xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow - she sounds a strong lady

Its nice to have gumption.

My gran - only one left got told 7 years ago she only had 6months to live.

Other friends of hers have been popping their clogs and she still going strong (ish).

She always lived life to the full before - and is another one to appreciate every day.

ITs a joy to see.

And ma lady - the sky is most defo blue and the sun is most defo shinning today = ENJOY xxx"

i will thx u too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

when life throws you lemons grab the tequila and salt

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"when life throws you lemons grab the tequila and salt

and some friends to share ot with

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"when life throws you lemons grab the tequila and salt

and some friends to share ot with

well of course - no fun drinking tequila on your own

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"when life throws you lemons grab the tequila and salt

and some friends to share ot with

well of course - no fun drinking tequila on your own

Isnt Tequila the drink that had a worm in it???

How do you divvy that up between ya mates - is it a short straw thing???

Heehheeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love is the answer".. John Lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lord make my words sweet today as tomorrow i may have to eat them !!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

""Love is the answer".. John Lennon"

See an arse that needs a spanking - get out the paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lord make my words sweet today as tomorrow i may have to eat them !!"
Awww.. I like that one xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Ingrid Bergman

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"lord make my words sweet today as tomorrow i may have to eat them !! Awww.. I like that one xxx"

Heeheee, yes, that one is worth bearing in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.

Albert Einstein - my fellow countryman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And this one... on Mantras ...

"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused."

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Ingrid Bergman

My favourite way of ending an arguement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never go to bed on an argument.. going to bed on a busty brunette is much nicer

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Never go to bed on an argument.. going to bed on a busty brunette is much nicer

yummy!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Never marry a man who puts his sports car first!

Unless he can afford the shopping trip that you need to take to make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never marry a woman who puts your sports car first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or one who has points on her license for speeding... damn it's too late! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and no good deed goes unpunished...aint that the truth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there but for the grace of god go i.... or summat like that! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let your mouth write cheques your body can't cash!

XXXX

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Never ride quicker than your guardian angel can fly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never let your mouth write cheques your body can't cash!

XXXX"

lol, my partner keeps saying that to me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never ride quicker than your guardian angel can fly. "

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never wait till your hungry before u order the take away , as it always seems to take longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Ingrid Bergman

I really like that and so very true!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

swings and roundabouts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"swings and roundabouts."

And your preference would be ?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"swings and roundabouts.

And your preference would be ?

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whatevers good at the time.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I refuse to have a battle of wits with people with no ammunition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be sure your sins will find you out".

And they usually do!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one nerve left and you're getting right on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one nerve left and you're getting right on it!"

More people are loved into good behaviour than are ever beaten out of it.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"If things don't change they will stay as they are"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He who puts his dick in fireplace is fucking grate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mans face is his autobiography, a womans, is her work of fiction.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mans face is his autobiography, a womans, is her work of fiction.

Oscar Wilde"

Great bloke... good quote

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I've got one nerve left and you're getting right on it!

More people are loved into good behaviour than are ever beaten out of it. "

oh yes!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Life is a Cabernet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"scars are what show us where we have been ,

They dont have to dictate where we are going"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.

Mahatma Gandhi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For aw the gifts thit god wid gie us,

tae see oorselves as ithers see us"

Robert Burns

(my mothers favourite quote-Mr.Classy)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""For aw the gifts thit god wid gie us,

tae see oorselves as ithers see us"

Robert Burns

(my mothers favourite quote-Mr.Classy)"

I love the accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its easy to go through life with a smile when things a bobbing along.

But a mans worthwhile if he can smile when everything's going wrong!".

Adolph Hitler 1945.

XXXX

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Don't let the bastards grind you down

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Abpve all things, I think I'd like:

To be the saddle on a ladies bike.

Ogden Nash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Abpve all things, I think I'd like:

To be the saddle on a ladies bike.

Ogden Nash"

I like that one... offers perspective

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By *ariner192Man
over a year ago

Near Newport

Cave quid dicis, quando, et cui

"beware what you say, when, and to whom"

It gets me through life

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

save a horse......ride a cowboy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

expect nothing,and you wont be dissapionted.

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By *ariner192Man
over a year ago

Near Newport

ok then

"do a mouse a favour - eat a pussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never apologise. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok then

"do a mouse a favour - eat a pussy""

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a lovely hand made card from a friend i had helped out ...

true friends are angels who lift u up when your own wings have forgotten how to fly ..

im not usually the sentimental kind but i loved it !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i had a lovely hand made card from a friend i had helped out ...

true friends are angels who lift u up when your own wings have forgotten how to fly ..

im not usually the sentimental kind but i loved it !!!"

I am not usually sentimental but it does sound warm and supportive.. and you need not have a faith to see that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vidi Vici Veni.. the determined swingers mantra lol.

(I saw, I conquered, I came)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never whisper what you fear to shout.... sounds better in Latin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vidi Vici Veni.. the determined swingers mantra lol.

(I saw, I conquered, I came)"

Wow you are doing your name a lot of justice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"expect nothing,and you wont be dissapionted."
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.

Mahatma Gandhi

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By *ariner192Man
over a year ago

Near Newport

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Vidi Vici Visa

I came, I saw, I shopped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vidi Vici Visa

I came, I saw, I shopped

That is BRILLIANT

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