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older lady..??!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was wondering when you can call an older lady an 'older lady,' cos officially an older lady for me is like 26, but thats surely a young lady.... Soooo if I call a 32 year old lady an 'older lady' again this may result in assault.

A serious problem that results in many insults being thrown around and much middle finger pointing, sooo how old is older and should you just stay safe and state all women dont look there age....... phew that tired me out

x

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"I was wondering when you can call an older lady an 'older lady,'"

If she is out of earshot or dead. These are the only really safe times.

When you are out of range of any large pointy object is a fairly safe, but she still may have a gun, so it's best not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find not many like to be called an older lady lol...

If we were seeking a guy and he just wanted an older woman.. mrs notts would just say stuff him!

Maybe the fact you fancied someone for being them.. whatever the age is what matters lol...

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By *teve_SoleilCouple
over a year ago

Malaysia

Never call a lady an "older lady" ever...:D...it's one of the no...no... words for women...:D...huhu...:D...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

omg this post is so funny.

Signed an older lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman on this site is a younger woman....compared to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curious u can call me whatever u want lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"curious u can call me whatever u want lol x"

Never says that to us... x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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A lady is as young as the guy she is feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I agree, never call a woman an older lady it would seriously piss me off big time and would more than likely result in pain for whoever it was that said it

Just tell them all that they are gorgeous and you will go far xx

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hey Honeypot! You're gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Hey Honeypot! You're gorgeous!"

Pmsl are you still playing your guitar in the nude? be careful what you pluck!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Hey Honeypot! You're gorgeous!"

for an old lady ....pmsl ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear oh dear oh dear cant believe im typing this but got to be honest , ok older ladies , hmm i love the phrase , just turns me on dnt know why schoolboy fantasy going through my head me thinks , can see why it causes offence , as far as when do certain women or couples become "older" im not really sure suppose it maybe depends on perspective if your 18 or something 25 could be older but if your 25 maybe 40 is , prob best just not to refer to it at all , i try not to till i know the person a bit and hopefully can judge wether they will take it in the spirit in which it is meant , i.e in a good way .

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By *hotandsexyCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

hey im 29 but i do like them older than me

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

seriously sorry hpc i think your gorg too ..to the OP why call em anything ,...just say woman ...age doesnt come into it ...

to my mates 14 yr old daughter your a dead man ...but you know your not ..i8ts the same for women ...

PD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so it appears that stating the term older woman is just one of those terms that you should avoid!however a mystery has been uncovered, with the discovery that a woman is as young as the man she is feeling....no wonder they are so mental around babies!anyone ladies with a shotgun my residence is infact in spain!so on a plus note I am looking for a lady who is my age backwards....now that I feel shows a lesson well learnt.

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Hey Honeypot! You're gorgeous!

Pmsl are you still playing your guitar in the nude? be careful what you pluck!!"

It's your G-string I wish I was fingering!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Hey Honeypot! You're gorgeous!

Pmsl are you still playing your guitar in the nude? be careful what you pluck!!

It's your G-string I wish I was fingering!"

Oh you made me blush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Ok so it appears that stating the term older woman is just one of those terms that you should avoid!however a mystery has been uncovered, with the discovery that a woman is as young as the man she is feeling....no wonder they are so mental around babies!anyone ladies with a shotgun my residence is infact in spain!so on a plus note I am looking for a lady who is my age backwards....now that I feel shows a lesson well learnt."

Wow im sure that whoever you find will have a fabulous time

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Hey Honeypot! You're gorgeous!

Pmsl are you still playing your guitar in the nude? be careful what you pluck!!

It's your G-string I wish I was fingering!

Oh you made me blush lol "

That's OK Rob, just don't tell Jo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope sooooo, volunteers are welcome

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to laugh when I get called a 'mature lady'...makes me sound like a lump of cheddar! lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Personally........

If I get called a fooking MILF again, I'm gonna castrate someone with a rusty hacksaw!

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Personally........

If I get called a fooking MILF again, I'm gonna castrate someone with a rusty hacksaw!"

Mad Irate Lady Feminist?

..And that is said with only the best possible intentions of raising a smile. Please put the rusty hacksaw down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

do women really carry all these weapons??? your not a lump of cheese, never fear and if you were you would be a fun kind like chilli!!! hotttttttttt

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Personally........

If I get called a fooking MILF again, I'm gonna castrate someone with a rusty hacksaw!

Mad Irate Lady Feminist?

..And that is said with only the best possible intentions of raising a smile. Please put the rusty hacksaw down... "

Blows a raspberry in the middle of her nervous breakdown.

I've just finished my dissertation I'll have you know.......... thats why I've been so short tempered.

Bloody thing....... I bet the tutors use them for their bonfires!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wooop for you, did my masters and graduated in Feb, nightmare, ranted for a good 4 months and cried with joy for the following two, feel I have just began too approach normality!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find not many like to be called an older lady lol...

If we were seeking a guy and he just wanted an older woman.. mrs notts would just say stuff him!

"

But it's quite alright for women to specify that they prefer younger men to contact them ergo declaring themselves to be in the category of older women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I've just finished my dissertation I'll have you know.......... thats why I've been so short tempered.

Bloody thing....... I bet the tutors use them for their bonfires!"

I've still got 5000 words to go (plus three other final assessments). Stress isn't the word!! So why am I on here perving??

Pahh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But it's quite alright for women to specify that they prefer younger men to contact them ergo declaring themselves to be in the category of older women."

But thats a womans perogative... Now we all know its ok for women to say and do many things.. but say it back and watch ya nuts eh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely a older woman is any age thats older than you? thats how i see it anyway, older lady is ok but ffs don't ever say old lady, i had a guy contact me once and said that he liked old woman, ok so im no spring chicken this i admit to but i'd have still slapped him if he had said it to my face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yip same as me,,,im 36 and a guy asked to meet me as he liked "mature woman" i nearly fell off my chair!!!

im not fussed about my age but mature??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

58 years young here lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yip same as me,,,im 36 and a guy asked to meet me as he liked "mature woman" i nearly fell off my chair!!!

im not fussed about my age but mature??"

i feel the same, im mid 30s but don't feel im mature lol i have no problem with my age i think the thing is as you get older you don't actually feel any older, i still feel the same inside as i did when i was 21 so when guys call me a milf, or mature/older woman i think cheeky fooker whos he on about lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my my this post has made me wider, in fact flip my age and call me 52...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my my this post has made me wider, in fact flip my age and call me 52...!"

wider?? lets try wiser...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I look at it is: It's a sliding scale you see, as I get older the scale of age ranges expands with my advancing years so I get the best of both worlds each successive year.

Would I fuck an 'older woman'?

Nope, not one that's older than me. I'll have plenty of opportunities to fuck women who are 50+ when I'm 50 myself so I prefer women my own age or younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree, never call a woman an older lady it would seriously piss me off big time and would more than likely result in pain for whoever it was that said it

Just tell them all that they are gorgeous and you will go far xx"

MMMmmmmmmmmm pain well here goes honey u are an ol.... lol xxxxx

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