FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrasing little moments...

By *icknDee OP Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool

We were on our way back from meeting a couple when Dee had bad case of the munchies. Off we pop to McDs which just happens to be packed out.

It gets to my turn and I give the spotty 16yr old girl our order, then when it comes to pay I reach in my pocket for the cash, and by accident pull out an opened condom (Unused I hasten to add), which flies out my hand and ends up perched on top of the till...

At that moment I just wanted the ground to swallow me up, lol. The poor girl looked horrified and all Dee could do was laugh uncontrollably.

Mick

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

LMFAO .....got to ask .....why was it in your pocket !!! pmsl

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By *icknDee OP Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool

When we were playing, both I and the other lady had opened one at the same time, so I just put it in my trouser pocket to dispose of later - never planned on disposing of it in this way lol

Mick

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"When we were playing, both I and the other lady had opened one at the same time, so I just put it in my trouser pocket to dispose of later - never planned on disposing of it in this way lol

Mick

i mean what could you say ....suggestions on a postcard please......pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about:

i wish to complain. I currently found this on my big whopper with cheese lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to go large for an extra 30p?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole new meaning to the term a 'Happy Meal' lol...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"A whole new meaning to the term a 'Happy Meal' lol..."

Ooohh a McFlurry, Mr and Mrs Notts, a condom and meeeee! Just think what I could do with that ice cream and choccie topping......

**Back to work Maddie...bad girl, bad bad girl**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whole new meaning to the term a 'Happy Meal' lol...

Ooohh a McFlurry, Mr and Mrs Notts, a condom and meeeee! Just think what I could do with that ice cream and choccie topping......

**Back to work Maddie...bad girl, bad bad girl**"

and a kitty creaping up behind to watch hmmmmmmm

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By *icknDee OP Couple
over a year ago

hartlepool

We originally went in for a take away, but of course after rolling around on the floor uncontrolably laughing at me, Dee insists we sit down and eat our McDs lol. I'm sure she's got it in for me.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"We originally went in for a take away, but of course after rolling around on the floor uncontrolably laughing at me, Dee insists we sit down and eat our McDs lol. I'm sure she's got it in for me.

thats cruel ...i think i would of suffocated with laughter ..pmsl

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Took kids to mc donalds on sat morning (we were exhausted after a night out to chams,too lazzy to cook) made the order and went to pay, put my hand in pocket and pulled out the tinyest pair of knickers that wiggles owned :p

I swear by look onn his face, he wanted to give me the food and keep her knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whole new meaning to the term a 'Happy Meal' lol...

Ooohh a McFlurry, Mr and Mrs Notts, a condom and meeeee! Just think what I could do with that ice cream and choccie topping......

**Back to work Maddie...bad girl, bad bad girl**"

For such a bright girl your confussed...

Thats not a bad girl... thats a GOOD girl Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whole new meaning to the term a 'Happy Meal' lol...

Ooohh a McFlurry, Mr and Mrs Notts, a condom and meeeee! Just think what I could do with that ice cream and choccie topping......

**Back to work Maddie...bad girl, bad bad girl**

and a kitty creaping up behind to watch hmmmmmmm"

Likeing this thread more and more....

Watch away sweet pea.. watch and learn Mwah xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a new embarrassing moment lol but only one person knows il get my coat......TAXI!!!! lol

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I was showing a young new chambermaid how to clean a hotel room, and grabbed the pillow off the bed to take the covers off. As it came up off the bed, a tiny black g-string flew through the air and landed smack on the top of her cleavage ... and stuck there. She had to peel it off. She never came back the next day.

I wonder if the owner comes on here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a new embarrassing moment lol but only one person knows il get my coat......TAXI!!!! lol

How many people??? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a new embarrassing moment lol but only one person knows il get my coat......TAXI!!!! lol

How many people??? x"

ooooooooh please tell we wana know

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a new embarrassing moment lol but only one person knows il get my coat......TAXI!!!! lol

How many people??? x

ooooooooh please tell we wana know

peanut"
only twp ppl were involved snuggles lol xxpuddytatxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Would you like to go large for an extra 30p?""

yes please pmsl

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