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"There is one story, famous in the chapters of swinging history. I went to meet a bloke, in a pub. Nice pics, lovely on the phone and meant to be 35. He turned up. 10 stone heavier, bad comb over, NO TEETH and at least 65. His answer to my very nasty question about why he lied......... "I thought my personality would win you over" cue one wine over his face, and me flouncing off and stating to the whole pub that I was a swinger, not a sympathy shagger for coffin dodgers...... oooopppssssss " So much for all those ppl that say personality wins over looks,LOL! XXXX | |||
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"awww stunna ur so harsh no even a wee cupa for his travel trouble ?" harsh?? yea thats me then..no point in wasted time an giving him false hope..with me u know were u stand xx | |||
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"I would run away and hide......and then get Rob to deal with it " Makes Notes.....pmsl x | |||
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"I would run away and hide......and then get Rob to deal with it Makes Notes.....pmsl x" Is that your phone I can hear ringing? whats that? a very poorly friend? how sad....of course we don't mind if you have to go pmsl x | |||
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"I always try and keep uptodate photos on my profile so at least they can see what they are letting themselves in for. Lucky for me ive only really had pleasant surprises where the person is better than there picture. I did have one guy who was friend of a friend come to make the numbers up for a dinner party, we had chatted and he seemed ok, it was sort of established if we got on ok we would take things further. Well he arrived with my friends half pissed, walked straight into my living room and for some unknown reason walked all round the carpet and he had mud all over his shoes. So instead of killing him i smiled and cleaned it up. Then when we went to eat he put a bloody cider can in the middle of my laid table. By now i was loosing it he was just being a total twat. Well after dinner i needed a few minutes to calm down as i really was about to kill him. So i went upstairs for a funny fag and he followed me up so i thought right.He lay next to me on the bed, both fully clothed and he started touching my leg so i started to whisper in his ear "you want to fuck me dont you" yes yes he said "you want to fuck me real bad dont you" yes yes again i said "how bad" really really badly he said. Then i said in a very loud voice "you got no fucking chance" and cleared of back downstairs. He never uttered another word all night" LMAO!! excellent you legend xxxx | |||
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"Stunna, i just know you would tell him straight. Glad you did not say it to me mind. lol xx" bootneck ma babes never turn u away from my door lol xxxxxxx | |||
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"(second try, hope this one goes on forum not as a accidental private post lol) Our pics are pretty recent, wiggles are all within about a year, long hair to short, to mid length again :P pics of me are from few weeks ago, though the beards about an inch shorter and trimmed and me belly is shrinking due to diet (just to warn any chubby chassers lol )" We havn't had any meets yet apart from meeting up with another couple who are now good friends to oto clubs, or people we met at clubs, so havn't experienced any of the "umm are you sure thats them" fun :P | |||
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"this sort of situation has happened to us sort of lol arranged to meet a single bloke looked at his pics thought he looked ok when he arrived (at our house) he was about 20 yrs older an abit heavier but we thought give him a chance (personality can sometimes win ) within an hour he was pissed as a fart an started getting that custard cream thing around his mouth needless to say gemma fucked of to bed an left me to give him the thanks but no thanks talk etc... halfway through this chat he leaped off the couch and tryed to give me a blow job(which was discussed and agreed we were both STRAIGHT) so i told him to behave himself left the room to check gem was ok on going back down stairs found this man trying to leave and get in his car pissed as a fart so silly me told him to sleep on the couch and be gone in the morning which he was funny thing is he must of dropped £20 on his way out as we found one near the front door in the morning result lol" Can I have my £20 back please you robbing scouse bastard!!! | |||
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"this sort of situation has happened to us sort of lol arranged to meet a single bloke looked at his pics thought he looked ok when he arrived (at our house) he was about 20 yrs older an abit heavier but we thought give him a chance (personality can sometimes win ) within an hour he was pissed as a fart an started getting that custard cream thing around his mouth needless to say gemma fucked of to bed an left me to give him the thanks but no thanks talk etc... halfway through this chat he leaped off the couch and tryed to give me a blow job(which was discussed and agreed we were both STRAIGHT) so i told him to behave himself left the room to check gem was ok on going back down stairs found this man trying to leave and get in his car pissed as a fart so silly me told him to sleep on the couch and be gone in the morning which he was funny thing is he must of dropped £20 on his way out as we found one near the front door in the morning result lol Can I have my £20 back please you robbing scouse bastard!!!" na na na na na finders keepers | |||
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"this sort of situation has happened to us sort of lol arranged to meet a single bloke looked at his pics thought he looked ok when he arrived (at our house) he was about 20 yrs older an abit heavier but we thought give him a chance (personality can sometimes win ) within an hour he was pissed as a fart an started getting that custard cream thing around his mouth needless to say gemma fucked of to bed an left me to give him the thanks but no thanks talk etc... halfway through this chat he leaped off the couch and tryed to give me a blow job(which was discussed and agreed we were both STRAIGHT) so i told him to behave himself left the room to check gem was ok on going back down stairs found this man trying to leave and get in his car pissed as a fart so silly me told him to sleep on the couch and be gone in the morning which he was funny thing is he must of dropped £20 on his way out as we found one near the front door in the morning result lol Can I have my £20 back please you robbing scouse bastard!!! na na na na na finders keepers " AND....don't come the innocent about the blow job, you know very well we had a 69, because Gem played hell about the mess on her new carpet the next morning you gay twat!!! | |||
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"this sort of situation has happened to us sort of lol arranged to meet a single bloke looked at his pics thought he looked ok when he arrived (at our house) he was about 20 yrs older an abit heavier but we thought give him a chance (personality can sometimes win ) within an hour he was pissed as a fart an started getting that custard cream thing around his mouth needless to say gemma fucked of to bed an left me to give him the thanks but no thanks talk etc... halfway through this chat he leaped off the couch and tryed to give me a blow job(which was discussed and agreed we were both STRAIGHT) so i told him to behave himself left the room to check gem was ok on going back down stairs found this man trying to leave and get in his car pissed as a fart so silly me told him to sleep on the couch and be gone in the morning which he was funny thing is he must of dropped £20 on his way out as we found one near the front door in the morning result lol Can I have my £20 back please you robbing scouse bastard!!! na na na na na finders keepers AND....don't come the innocent about the blow job, you know very well we had a 69, because Gem played hell about the mess on her new carpet the next morning you gay twat!!! " oooh go away sailor an jezza was better than you ya big sausage luva | |||
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" This woman made it very clear that she was very happy to do the wild thang immediately - Missus Sin hit her with a disguised left-hook then athletically drop kicked her in the chest, she staggered to her feet and received a peach of an uppercut - job done !! I was gutted - can't beat a good girly fight." Am I missing something? What did they do to deserve that? Because I'm reading it as they made a move that you didn't appreciate and your response was to assault them. | |||
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" This woman made it very clear that she was very happy to do the wild thang immediately - Missus Sin hit her with a disguised left-hook then athletically drop kicked her in the chest, she staggered to her feet and received a peach of an uppercut - job done !! I was gutted - can't beat a good girly fight. Am I missing something? What did they do to deserve that? Because I'm reading it as they made a move that you didn't appreciate and your response was to assault them. " very true but who said that | |||
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" This woman made it very clear that she was very happy to do the wild thang immediately - Missus Sin hit her with a disguised left-hook then athletically drop kicked her in the chest, she staggered to her feet and received a peach of an uppercut - job done !! I was gutted - can't beat a good girly fight. Am I missing something? What did they do to deserve that? Because I'm reading it as they made a move that you didn't appreciate and your response was to assault them. " Missus Sin always assaults our meets either sexually or physically !! We do however always make it absolutely clear during the msn/phone chat stage that there is a very high risk of this happening. Are we doing something wrong??? | |||
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" This woman made it very clear that she was very happy to do the wild thang immediately - Missus Sin hit her with a disguised left-hook then athletically drop kicked her in the chest, she staggered to her feet and received a peach of an uppercut - job done !! I was gutted - can't beat a good girly fight. Am I missing something? What did they do to deserve that? Because I'm reading it as they made a move that you didn't appreciate and your response was to assault them. " u read it right. when i met sin4all they beat the shit out of me cos they wanted to play with me! its there like come on lets shag sign. kinky chavs | |||
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"I would run away and hide......and then get Rob to deal with it " Oh me too without a doubt lol | |||
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"Couldn't resist a past memory share. We arranged to meet what sounded over the phone a very nice and so we thought well to do couple. The evening was planned for us to meet on a casino car park and walk to a nearby bar on Broad Street,Birmingham. Parked up we seen a purple capri pull up with thick black smoke bellowing from the exhaust. Our new meets had turned up. She was 6.0' tall, size zero with adams family style hair. He was approx 5.2" tall, tubby, thinning hair and bushy beard. Without wanting to appear rude and against our better judgement we carried through with the evening(well 2 hrs isn't so bad). Once inside this trendy bar, the woman orders a pint of guiness and wanted a cigar to go with it. Her hubby wanted a 'short'. My hubby offered to pay but the other guy insisted however, once the bill for 4 x drinks and a cigar was handed over it was like listening to the old lady in catherine tait. The language was foul and the woman nearly ripped her leather 'tesco' skirt whilst protesting about the prices. Did we see them again? Hmmmm, NO" Were feeling sooooo much better all the time lol... It happens to us all.. we just think its all part and parcel and you have to admit you laugh about it later lol... | |||
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"How the hell can mature responsible adults get it so feckin wrong?" Thats easy.... At the end of the day although we have had our (Now laughable) mistakes.. the ones where we get to make great friends, long term.. the ones we share so much more than a quick romp now and then with make it all worth while.. Theres always a bad apple in a barrel lol.. | |||
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"Theres always a bad apple in a barrel lol.. " There must have been a bad apple in my cider last Sunday because it made me puke into the recycling bin .... | |||
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"OH...GOD...what shall I DO..!!! MY weight varies up and down thoughout the month...by about a blooming stone..!! Should I have 2 sets of pictures..?? Busty Big Bombshell..for 2weeks Blimp Bloater..2 weeks !! Fluid retention is a BITCH.. x " Have just one set of photos..... and take a piss before going on a meet. What could be simpler hehehe | |||
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"Keep tryin... keep tryin lol..." pmsl this game is having me in stitches ive got tears in my eyes readin your messages thanks you have made my day peanut | |||
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"I would run away and hide......and then get Rob to deal with it " lol i would do the same.x | |||
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"I would run away and hide......and then get Rob to deal with it lol i would do the same.x" me2 xxpeanutxx | |||
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