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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just walking around ASDA the other day, looking for herbs and spices.

On the same rack as the herbs and spices was a packet of "Shitake Mushrooms"

Now there's an unfortunate title if ever there was one.

definately doesn't make me fancy any on my tea plate loll

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Esp as they do resemble a little of the area..... all puckered and dark......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LMAO there was me thinking this thread was about a new version of bukake!!

EEEEWWWWWWWW can you imagine?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is great who ever wrote it must be a fungi

sorry couldnt resist

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"this thread is great who ever wrote it must be a fungi

sorry couldnt resist "

What - kept in the dark and fed a load of shitake????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this thread is great who ever wrote it must be a fungi

sorry couldnt resist

What - kept in the dark and fed a load of shitake????"

sounds like a normal sat nite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL - Shitake mushrooms used to be banned by Net-nanny!

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

they dont have them in our asda as all there shelves are full, so there isnt mush-room....i,ll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they dont have them in our asda as all there shelves are full, so there isnt mush-room....i,ll get me coat"

whey hey ...some1 else with a sense of humour lol

xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms play havoc with my system, last time I had some the glands in my neck were all swollen, I could not do my shirt collar up for a week

After that happened I had an idea and rubbed wild mushrooms on my penis to try and make it bigger, but it did not work and just made it smell of soil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they dont have them in our asda as all there shelves are full, so there isnt mush-room....i,ll get me coat"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is shitake the same as bukkake, just with the bodily fluids coming from a different place?...

...nah, it can't be or else cum would be called bukk, although I have heard that noise issuing from the recipient female sometimes... usually just before she shouts, "you fucker! you promised you wouldn't!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catherine Tate did a sketch about these mushrooms its soo funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Catherine Tate did a sketch about these mushrooms its soo funny!"

Ive seen that lol It was really good

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By *ornywhores4Couple
over a year ago

louth

you may laugh away at them but there absolutly beautiful to eat mmmmmmmmmmmmm yum yum yum

ps,wats wrong with a bit of scat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell..... Someone is bored lol..

Scat... ff's lol.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

there isnt much-room in here is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you saying... were all fat and need some kind of colonic irrigation maybe...

Ehh... Ehhh lol..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

if the hat fits!!!!

LOL

Lardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh Please lol.. says the slimcea girl ff's

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

hahahahaha

NOT a size 6 here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove it.... Coward.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Prove it.... Coward.

Shutttttttit you!!!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"What you saying... were all fat and need some kind of colonic irrigation maybe...

Ehh... Ehhh lol.."

I'll colonically irrigate you Mr Notts.....

Would be my pleasure (maddie rubs hands with glee and cackles)

But can't be til after last exam on 18th!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn... was free on the 17th... shame!!

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