FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings that make you laugh

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

As tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm.

I've got a mouth like an Arab's flip flop.

I'm sweating like a glass blowers arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank-head

Not a saying but Im still loving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad has one...

It goes:

"Don't let your right hand know what your left hand's doing"

Basically what he's saying is, you don't need to tell everyone everything.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

if i wanted to hear from an arsehole,

i would have farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up and doon like a whores knickers

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Wank-head

Not a saying but Im still loving it

I met more than one today

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

How can someone be so stupid with only one brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen more meat on a butchers pencil

shes seen more cock ends than weekends

a few sandwiches short of a picnic ( not the brightest person)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rip someone's head off and shit down their neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would only stop.slappibg you to swap.hands (am.not violent really ...honest!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knob jockey.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try

homer j simpson

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

She's had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any face pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard "

more bangs than a taxi door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you five pound to a pinch of shit

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

As much fun as pushing a marshmallow into a slot machine

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

they call her taxi ... coz everyones been in her

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Got any face pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't come running to me if you fall out of that tree and break your neck

Shut that door because you wasn't born in a barn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill punch you that many times with my right you'll be begging for a left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dads favorite.. If you don't stop crying, I will give you something to cry for

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Why don't you take a flyin' fuck at a rollin' donut

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

[Removed by poster at 03/07/13 20:14:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't ride her into battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I got in a mail today.. more kinks than the spring up zebedees arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like an elevator - sometimes you get the lift, sometimes you get the shaft.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

she went to the beach and even the tide went out

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Dont give a rats ass

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

All are not hunters that blow the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the dogs danglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More use than a Chocolate fireguard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a face like a well skelpt arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as a chocolate teapot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champane lifestyle...lemonade pockets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i wanted to hear from an arsehole,

i would have farted"

Holy shit! I LOVE that!!!

Tomorrow at work a sales rep is coming in that everyone knows I hate.

I'm gonna say that to him tomorrow! He's a right bell.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a stuntman's knee

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ian's is Dilligaf

Anyone that's heard of kevin bloody Wilson will know what it stands for

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face like a stuntman's knee

Another one is "you've got a face like a well used tent peg!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a hippo's yawn

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By *aneandjimCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The lift dose not go all the way to the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Champane lifestyle...lemonade pockets..."

Another one similar....champagne dreams on Lambrini wages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Champane lifestyle...lemonade pockets...

Another one similar....champagne dreams on Lambrini wages"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's rougher than a pair of roofers gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I've never heard until last night , " a gobble on the blower"

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"As much use as the popes bollocks"

"A fanny like a wizards sleeve"

And my all time favourite.. You wazzock

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch!"

The gold old "bobfoc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch!

The gold old "bobfoc"

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"if i wanted to hear from an arsehole,

i would have farted

Holy shit! I LOVE that!!!

Tomorrow at work a sales rep is coming in that everyone knows I hate.

I'm gonna say that to him tomorrow! He's a right bell.

Haha"

glad to have been of assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an old friend of mine....

May your ear holes turn to arseholes and shit all over your shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a bolt or something is too small for the hole it is in it fits like .... a dick in a dustbin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaking hands with the unemployed-wanking when not getting any

Sin their arse- got the hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeee There's nowt as queer as folk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen more life in a tramps vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Gunna hit you so many times you'll think you've been surrounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in your hand is worth more than two in the bush.

Ehmmm!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Face like a slapped ass.

Couple of rungs short of a full ladder.

Short arms, long pockets.

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Who,s coat is this jacket ?

Where was you going, when i seen you coming back ?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"One in your hand is worth more than two in the bush.

Ehmmm! "

DVP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we had..

looks like he/she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i wanted to hear from an arsehole,

i would have farted"

I like that. May use it one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather have my cunt sewn up with a rusty needle."

Courtesy of Femmefatale

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Your tighter than a crabs Ass!

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

pig in a poke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used up bag of scrotum and a face like a bucket of slapped tw@t!

*hangs head and walks off giggling*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't cry over spilt milk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss

Tighter than a nuns cunt in lent

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dead as a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little bugger

Only cuz my mum said it to me once. I was so shocked. Never heard her swear. I must have really pissed her off although i can't remember what i did now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone isn't life just rickety boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone isn't life just rickety boo

Tickety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go pissing in your chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That face has never seen an iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little bugger

Only cuz my mum said it to me once. I was so shocked. Never heard her swear. I must have really pissed her off although i can't remember what i did now. "

I accused my class mate of being a "lazy bugger" to my school teacher and I got detention for using the word " bugger" - I was too young to know what the word meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your name is not Google don't pretend you know everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Black Country sayings- and how we say em

"ar cud ate a scabby 'oss on mowldy bread"

(translation= One is so hungry, one could eat a scabby horse on some mouldy bread)

and also

"she's gorra ferce loike a bosted frog"

(she's not the most attracted lady- she resembles a frog that has burst)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

as i get older life does get rickety boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a blind cobblers thumb.

Face like a bag of chisels.

He was so tight his arse squeaked when he walked.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

As useless as a chocolate tea pot!

Bless his little cotton sox!

Few things make me smirk but those two are smirkiness gallore in my world!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Wouldn't cross the road to piss on him if he was on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've already invented copper wire.

When people are fighting over pennies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink a cup of cement and harden up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fool returns to his folly just like a dog returns to its vomit!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp!"
or a shiatsu. ..famous saying by the band quireboys..love em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a face like winston Churchill licking cum off a thistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks miserable as sin

Or forget to clean my teeth and it taste like gandofls flip flop xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a pair and man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks miserable as sin

Or forget to clean my teeth and it taste like gandofls flip flop xx"

Surely Gandi??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks miserable as sin

Or forget to clean my teeth and it taste like gandofls flip flop xx

Surely Gandi??"

With an H obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She had a face like winston Churchill licking cum off a thistle. "

we used to say like a bull dog licking piss off a thistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She had a face like winston Churchill licking cum off a thistle.

we used to say like a bull dog licking piss off a thistle

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as tits on a fish

if was crying my old ma would say cry more you'll piss less

And an old rugby coach talking about another player on our team said body like Tarzan plays like Jane,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Canadian friend who said 'fuckin' hell' and I said 'I hope they do, I can't play the harp'

I've said this for a long time and he thought it was hilarious, never heard anyone else say it though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to say to my daughter when she's constantly changing her mind. You will never hang yasen in which she says why would I want to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheese has definitely slid off the cracker !!(referring to someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic)

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

He's like a fart in a collander, can't get out for holes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had more pricks than a pin cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if was crying my old ma would say cry more you'll piss less,"

The winner. By a country mile! I shall be adopting this for my three year old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty as a bucket of frogs

If brains were dynamite you couldn't part your hair.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

i call her spanner, cos every time i look at her my nuts go tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bag of smashed crabs

Have you got strong arms ?? Why ?? Well you must have to of pulled yourself out the abortion bucket !!

A girl once called me a prick so i replied well you must be a cunt we ought to get together sometime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

giza wank with your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can shove it up your ass for nothing and fuck off while your doing it !

Withnail and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeaky bum time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter!

Lol

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

complete bag of wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter!

I heard this uttered from a record producer once. So appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your face looks like I've broken into your house and shat on your kids at Christmas.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont ever put you finger where you wouldnt put you cock

i still got 9 fingers and my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mates uncles aunties friend said her dog was harder than a coffin nail

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By *icboobs26Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

My old gym coach when doing something new / scary used to say to me

Its a case of mind over matter.....I don't mind and you don't matter.

Nice bloke!!!

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By *ogart n BacallCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Build a bridge and get over it

All fur coat and no knickers

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

Let's play a game of fuck off ........... you go first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some one gives an unwanted opinion....'who threw you a biscuit???'

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

It's as flat as a Witches Tit....

Stuck up like bulldogs bollocks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not fair,no its a circus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Shivering like a shitting dog.

I'll slap you so hard, even the photo on your driving licence will swell up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as a box of kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a face only a mother could love.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

the cheques in the post

of course I wont cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sayings but the two I use are about dogs for some reason, ie rough as a dogs arse and the dogs bollocks.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Arse over tittybottle

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By *siris01Man
over a year ago

Luton

(With regard to facials/bukkake)

She ended uo with a face like a decorators radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's as flat as a Witches Tit....

Stuck up like bulldogs bollocks...

Black. Not flat!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Who's coat is that jacket

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Up there for thinking, down there for dancing.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Prannock. Arsecandle. Village Branson. Fucknut.

Will that do for now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say Gordon Bennett a lot when we did something wrong, or if she hurt herself. I've never understood why or what it meant

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"My mum used to say Gordon Bennett a lot when we did something wrong, or if she hurt herself. I've never understood why or what it meant "

http://bit.ly/11tuo9P

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By *xcumMan
over a year ago

kidderminster

Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

And my alltime favourite;

Shes got piss-flaps as big as John Waynes saddlebags.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

" It's as flat as a Witches Tit....

Stuck up like bulldogs bollocks...

Black. Not flat!"

No we say flat, it refers to the sea being flat calm, just how we like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those who moan or piss you off.....

Hand them 20p and tell them to call someone who cares.....!

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan used to say 'shut your mouth and give your arse a chance'... it always sounded nonsense, but did make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum would say if someone couldn't get their words out , spray it on the wall and I will read it when it's dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started off with nothing and still have most of it left

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

I wouldn't give him / her a nod in the desert

... Having no time for someone

Or in reverse ........he/she wouldn't give you a nod in the desert ... Stingy / tight

He tells more lies than fleetwood mac

Uglier than a bag of spanners

He / she wouldn't give a door a bang

He / she wouldn't spend Christmas !

Stingy or tightfisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have got two hopes, no hope and Bob Hope, and bob is dead

Its not often you are right, but you are wrong again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the personal warmth of a Nile crocodile

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By *tryxxCouple
over a year ago

central

he's as camp as a row of pink tents

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull

i will slap you so hard your mother will fell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she looks like someone set fire to her face and put it out with a pick axe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he/she that ugly she would keep flies from a bucket of shit.

as excited as a lesbian in a fish factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beefcake!!!!

Thats just wrong on every level....

Sure you can have a fruit-pie,,,,,, but why would ya want a beefcake !!!.....OMG yuk......

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"She's had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard

more bangs than a taxi door"

Lol

She's been rolled more times than the credits for Gone With The Wind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up

Suck it up cupcake

Seen more meat on a glass eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had more pricks than a dartboard an the classic it must be like chucking a sausage up an alley and looks like they fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've put on weight Wish I had you in my freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only as old as the woman you feel

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

She's seen more japs eyes than a Nissan door mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had a brain cell it would be lonely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother used to say when I was a child moaning for something or another.

The more you cry the less you pee.

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