FabSwingers.com forum: Whats a power shag?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fek im getting old as i haven't a fekin clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a quickie that hits the spot

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By *afthalfMan
over a year ago

Near you x

Also often referred to as a "Power nap"..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fek im getting old as i haven't a fekin clue!"
no chance of one then ?????

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Fek im getting old as i haven't a fekin clue!"

isn't it where the man does exactly as he's told for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

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oooooooooooooooh sounds interesting..prefer bosch me self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

oooooooooooooooh sounds interesting..prefer bosch me self

Wouldn't a jack hammer work better ?? xxx Raz xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

You've been in FurryBoots drawers again.... ain't ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

You've been in FurryBoots drawers again.... ain't ya?

Hey I told you about that one in confidence !!! xxx

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i need tena lady lol!!!!!!!!!!! the tears are blinding me from laughin! xx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Bugger i am more confused than ever now. So who can power shag and how long does it take?

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Bugger i am more confused than ever now. So who can power shag and how long does it take?"

it takes no long than it takes but by Christ it's sure good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right i think a power shag would be one of those where ur lyin missionary and some muppet pumpin up and down on you like a very horny dog for 5 mins shoots his load and leaves you feelin more frustrated than a dodgy internet connection!! x

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

You've been in FurryBoots drawers again.... ain't ya?

Hey I told you about that one in confidence !!! xxx

xxx"

You told me about the egg whisk and the electric screwdriver.........

ooopppsssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aint it just a shag under the power shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

You've been in FurryBoots drawers again.... ain't ya?

Hey I told you about that one in confidence !!! xxx

xxx

You told me about the egg whisk and the electric screwdriver.........

ooopppsssssssssssss

Look Maddie I openly shared my love of the Wand with everyone, now you are giving away all my secrets - and if you tell them about the ****** attached to the ******* with the *** on the end we may just fall out !!!

Raz

xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

You've been in FurryBoots drawers again.... ain't ya?

Hey I told you about that one in confidence !!! xxx

xxx

You told me about the egg whisk and the electric screwdriver.........

ooopppsssssssssssss

Raz

xxx"

That secret was too weird....... even for me!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ill never sleep now thinking about you lot and your suggestions! A whisker though!!!

*Shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it no a dildo attached to a black n decker power drill??x

You've been in FurryBoots drawers again.... ain't ya?

Hey I told you about that one in confidence !!! xxx

xxx

You told me about the egg whisk and the electric screwdriver.........

ooopppsssssssssssss

Raz

xxx"

Not the *******?! That one makes me wince, especially when you strap it to my ***** *** *****

Arc

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well what a disappointment. I goggled and its something to do with soft furnishings. That or something Austin Powers does! Oooo baby

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I don't want 1

I'm too old

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I don't want 1

I'm too old

You only as old as the bloke that you're feelin'

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

well ive just got an e-mail from an 18yr old bi guy saying i looked gr8 and wants to meet me i mailed him saying no thank u but good luck in ur seach and he replied saying i was a fat old ugly bitch so i guess i must be very old..lol..xxxx stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope Stella, just checked any you definitely aren't any of the above xxx Raz xxx

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"well ive just got an e-mail from an 18yr old bi guy saying i looked gr8 and wants to meet me i mailed him saying no thank u but good luck in ur seach and he replied saying i was a fat old ugly bitch so i guess i must be very old..lol..xxxx stella"

If he knew you were a "fat old ugly bitch" then why did he still wants to meet you? Makes me think he figures he can't get any better, hence his hopes of surviving on this site have already been destined to doom. Chin up hun, his loss!

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

for some reason alot of guys when told no thank u they simply cant handle rejection and as so decide to try and be as abusive as poss...but its water off a ducks back..lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

furry boots thank u...xxx stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont think u in the minority everyone

is a target for the morons when u say no

lots of them about!!

dont worry about it!!

obviously cant handle rejection!!xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I am a fat old ugly bitch so send him here lol

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"for some reason alot of guys when told no thank u they simply cant handle rejection and as so decide to try and be as abusive as poss...but its water off a ducks back..lol"

I try to answer all mails nicely, last week when I said 'thnaks but No thenks' I was accused of having an attitude problem..

Cant win

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am a fat old ugly bitch so send him here lol

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oi!!!! less of the old!!!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"for some reason alot of guys when told no thank u they simply cant handle rejection and as so decide to try and be as abusive as poss...but its water off a ducks back..lol

I try to answer all mails nicely, last week when I said 'thnaks but No thenks' I was accused of having an attitude problem..

Cant win

THEY NEED A GOOD WHIPING

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"for some reason alot of guys when told no thank u they simply cant handle rejection and as so decide to try and be as abusive as poss...but its water off a ducks back..lol"

But Stella its still not nice torecieve abusive mail such as that. Do everyone a favour and report him to admin.

P.S. I think you're a gorgeous young slip of a lass......if that helps?

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

is it like a power shower

wet

hot

steamy

slippery

and what a mess to clean up afterwards?

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Think I've just had one..

Arrived..

We knew what we both wanted and an hour later he left..

VERY VERY nice too..

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

a dildo plugged directly into the output of sellafield?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, you lot!!! Cheesh!!!

Anyone who knows anything about football will know that a power shag is the one you have at half time after the wife gets more beer from the fridge. She fetches you the beer, gets on her hands and knees in front of the telly, blocking your view of it knowing full well that if you want to see the second half you'll have to fuck her to get her out of the way.

A power shag is driven by females and males only partake in it for the sake of some peace & quiet, as we all know that men prefer to ake their time, using multiple techinques to ensure that his partner/wife/boyfriend reaches orgasm several times before copping off himself.

Geddit now???

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

lol wishey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, you lot!!! Cheesh!!!

Geddit now???

Lmao now thats funny. I thought it was 120/5938 from argos

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