FabSwingers.com forum: swing party ...:-)

By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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Imagine If the estimated 300,000 + swingers in this country were able to come together to form a pressure group

suggest some demands or requests we could make ....lol....

examples : vat free vibrators

tax breaks on club membership

answers on the back of a stamp please .

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

free hold ups and stockings cos I go through loads

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"free hold ups and stockings cos I go through loads

lol....awww is that all you want ....lol

how about anew charge on the statute book ...verbal and written abuse of a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

But thats all I could fit on the back of a stamp!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"But thats all I could fit on the back of a stamp!

get a bigger stamp then ..silly ....thats it we could have a commemorative stamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ok Ive thought of another thing.....reduced petrol for all the travelling and reduced hotel prices

Rob says there should be a decent swinging club in every town cos he would rather go to a swinging club than a normal club hahaha

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Ok Ive thought of another thing.....reduced petrol for all the travelling and reduced hotel prices

Rob says there should be a decent swinging club in every town cos he would rather go to a swinging club than a normal club hahaha

lol govt sponsored swing clubs .,..he he he ...i recon it would take us 10 years to design a stamp we all like ...lol

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

We should call it a Religion. That wa we could all insist on weekends off as religious holidays when we want. No discrimination, no schlock stories in the gutter press, clubs would have the same legal status as places of worship, and we would all be able to try to convert others without fear of legal harrasment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"free hold ups and stockings cos I go through loads

i second that.

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

" We should call it a Religion. That wa we could all insist on weekends off as religious holidays when we want. No discrimination, no schlock stories in the gutter press, clubs would have the same legal status as places of worship, and we would all be able to try to convert others without fear of legal harrasment!

Brilliant idea ...who do we worship ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

The god of horniness and naughtiness lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine what kind of party 300,000 swingers would make! You'd never get to the bar for all the writhing naked bodies lol

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley

"Can you imagine what kind of party 300,000 swingers would make! You'd never get to the bar for all the writhing naked bodies lol"

Dont think we would bother with or have time to go the bar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our symbol of worship would be interesting:

Two pulsating penises flowing onto a sweet but willing pink plump tongue?

With condoms of course !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn now we need our Commandments !!

Thou shalt not be a waster of time!

Thou must really really love thy neighbour!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

thou must be of gender you say you are

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Damn now we need our Commandments !!

Thou shalt not be a waster of time!

Thou must really really love thy neighbour!"

Thou should covet thy neighbours ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou must submit annually anally and willing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or is that a sin???

this is getting better and as for the seven sins, we will piss on that - pun intended !!! lmao

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Damn now we need our Commandments !!

Thou shalt not be a waster of time!

Thou must really really love thy neighbour!

Thou should covet thy neighbours ass"

could you imagine our bible .....lol...

The book of hand job

And verily they did cum over her full stop.

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over a year ago

Thou shalt be upstanding for your goddesses at all times

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

The seven deadly swinger sins:

Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.

Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.

Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.

Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.

Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.

Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.

Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

Oh bugger its that sort of a party is it?

Was hoping it would be the other kind

I wonder what the annual party conference would be like ?

Vote PD for PM

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Oh bugger its that sort of a party is it?

Was hoping it would be the other kind

I wonder what the annual party conference would be like ?

Vote PD for PM"

nahh its a religeous movement now ....

madie for priestess ....i love that sloth one i have actually been there and seen that ....pmsl

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Oh bugger its that sort of a party is it?

Was hoping it would be the other kind

I wonder what the annual party conference would be like ?

Vote PD for PM

nahh its a religeous movement now ....

madie for priestess ....i love that sloth one i have actually been there and seen that ....pmsl "

Awww thank you PD

**Maddies off to finish reading about Fox being the 4th network**

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how bout 3 strikes and out ,,, for the timewasters ,,,they could be decapitated and head posted on london bridge ,,, mind u ,, they would have to extend the bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"The seven deadly swinger sins:

Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.

Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.

Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.

Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.

Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.

Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.

Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.

Oh High Priestess you have me in fits of laughter xxxxxx

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

You can bet there would be a few surprises too.As in didnt know they were swingers or them or them.

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

"All kneel please...."

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"The seven deadly swinger sins:

Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.

Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.

Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.

Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.

Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.

Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.

Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.

Oh High Priestess you have me in fits of laughter xxxxxx "

now all we need is 600 monks to deliver devine Unction ....any volunteers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can rustle up about 273 give or take a few...will that help?

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over a year ago

Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol"

you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

What about the sanctuary of the divine sisters?

To help sustain the poor and needy !

;)

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over a year ago

"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol

you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol"

Seriously I wanted to join the Hari krishnas as a teen.. lol Stop fecking laughing you!!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Or the vestal virgins? Made 'clean' every morning to go out and do it again in honour of the fertility Goddess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the sanctuary of the divine sisters?

To help sustain the poor and needy !

;)"

Religeon can go a bit far sometimes I think lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol

you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol

Seriously I wanted to join the Hari krishnas as a teen.. lol Stop fecking laughing you!!

And what would you wear under your orange robe?

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"What about the sanctuary of the divine sisters?

To help sustain the poor and needy !

;)

Religeon can go a bit far sometimes I think lol"

Could you imagine the queue of ‘needy’ single males? LOL

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over a year ago

"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol

you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol

Seriously I wanted to join the Hari krishnas as a teen.. lol Stop fecking laughing you!!

And what would you wear under your orange robe?"

A smile

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"What about the sanctuary of the divine sisters?

To help sustain the poor and needy !

;)

Religeon can go a bit far sometimes I think lol

Could you imagine the queue of ‘needy’ single males? LOL"

Only to find it was the Pussy Posey delivering flagellation!

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oi nothing wrong with the pussy posse delivering flagellation! some would queue up for that lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Im sure I have some devine unction in the cupboard under the stairs lol

you went thro the monk fetish too eh...thought it was just me lol"

nope i know someone who wants me to arrange 6 with the baroque chant in the background and an altar .......give me chance ...give me chance ffs

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Oi nothing wrong with the pussy posse delivering flagellation! some would queue up for that lol"

especially self flagellation ...

sisters of the eternal grope

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over a year ago

"Oi nothing wrong with the pussy posse delivering flagellation! some would queue up for that lol

especially self flagellation ...

sisters of the eternal grope "

Brothers of the eternal bollox

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"The seven deadly swinger sins:

Lust - Those that lust after a nice firm ass, a nice set of tits or a 10" willy.

Gluttony - those that feed on penis and minge.

Greed - those that want to keep certain swingers to themselves or those that can't get enough cock/pussy. Or the original greedy girls.

Sloth - those women that just lay there with their legs open, watching what their partner is up to to make sure he's not having too much fun.

Wrath - those that get time wasters/can't get meets, meet men who can't get it up or find that the tits described as 'perky' and 'firm' are actually size 36GG with nipples rubbing the knee caps.

Envy - those single men that throw tippy temper tantrums cus they ain't getting meets and someone else is.

Pride - those women that dress to impress, wear bloody uncomfortable stockings and suspenders or hold ups that roll down, but will never admit to them being uncomfortable.

Oh High Priestess you have me in fits of laughter xxxxxx "

Yeah thank god she takes her recommended 10 mins break every hour!!!

Bless you Maddie!!!

**bows and prays to the new High Priestess**

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Oi nothing wrong with the pussy posse delivering flagellation! some would queue up for that lol

especially self flagellation ...

sisters of the eternal grope

Brothers of the eternal bollox

Best friends of Itchy and Scratchy - well there gotta be some reason they are best fondled hey!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please help us yorkshire swingers out lol n open 1 in West Yorkshire....we'd b there everyday n nite lol xx

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I think there may be a bit of a wait to use the Confessional.... some members would be in there a while....

Ashes to Ashes

Dust to Dust

Lube and Condoms

Are a must!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I hav'nt got time to confess to my sins

lifes too short lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"I hav'nt got time to confess to my sins

lifes too short lol"

noooooo you missed the point ...our sin would be not to sin ....doh

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Who said you were using the Confessional to confess in???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a bus that comes and picks us up and takes us to the clubs please.

That way i may get to chams more often

well a girl can hope cant she !

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Vicars wear frocks, and I have noticed a lot of men on here in frocks. Is there a connection? I think we should be told....

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over a year ago

I can't believe that people would dress up as men of the church!! thats outrageous!

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