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By *annaPlayABC OP Couple
17 hours ago

Bacup

Shortly after getting married back in late 80's money had never been tighter working in a factory for something like £65pw so jumped at chance when I was offered another job where a 4 hour over-time shift on a Saturday morning almost equalled what last job paid for 39.5 hours.

Down side to this was it was working at a fishing bait farm.

Seen and smelt stuff there that would make someone's eyes bleed.

Plus side wages were off the roof good.

A standard 40 hours would get you basic £526 which back then was damn good for an unskilled 22 year old male

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By *dstefiMan
17 hours ago

Solihull

I'd say early school holidays jobs in Kent which were unremitting hard physical labour (hop and fruit farms).

On the plus side they kept me skinny and hard as nails. Something I appreciate more now as a middle aged fat bastard than I did at the time.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
17 hours ago

SW1A1AA

When i was married and my son was a baby, i was at college

We needed the money and the only job I could get to fit in with my husband's hours and mine was cleaning men's factory toilets

It was a really unpleasant job but it was character building lol

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By *ermite12ukMan
17 hours ago

Solihull and Romford

Sounds pretty bad op.

Worst for me, was loading live chickens into baskets and then onto a lorry for a trip to the abatoir.

Smells were awful and it was seriously hard work. I think I lasted a week, possibly two weeks, before I left.

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By *dstefiMan
17 hours ago

Solihull

"When i was married and my son was a baby, i was at college

We needed the money and the only job I could get to fit in with my husband's hours and mine was cleaning men's factory toilets

It was a really unpleasant job but it was character building lol"

I mentioned this in another thread but people who clean toilets are among the most underappreciated but vital bits of societal glue. It's a shit job but the people who do it deserve respect and thanks. So you have mine.

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By *ark742024Man
17 hours ago

Stoke/Cheshire

Worst job I ever had was removing lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s arsehole

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
17 hours ago

SW1A1AA

"When i was married and my son was a baby, i was at college

We needed the money and the only job I could get to fit in with my husband's hours and mine was cleaning men's factory toilets

It was a really unpleasant job but it was character building lol

I dont regret doing it but men are dirty bastards lol

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By *igerFiestaMan
17 hours ago

Huddersfield

Clerical officer. Everyone was unfriendly, unsociable, stuck up and dead miserable, and obsessed with political correctness.

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By *ersatilefoxMan
17 hours ago

Notts

Only ever had one job, but at a few different companies. Wages were abysmal as an apprentice, £9.45 pw, as a Fourth year apprentice they went up to £70pw. My younger brother starting wage training for the mines was £150 pw.

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By *ildbillkidMan
17 hours ago

where the road goes on forever

Unloading onions fresh from the field onto conveyor belts to be bagged, hot dirty,smelly,on occasion a scorpion or two

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By *e-OptimistMan
16 hours ago

Stalybridge

Nigel Farages excuse writer. They just kept getting dafter and dafter but he still used them. Sent me crackers.

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By *eralDeviantWoman
16 hours ago

Hull

Civil service. Office full of people who had an easy time getting the job in their late teens and holding it for 20-30years, or their children.. A few who bully new starters to get their promotions

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By *igrobboMan
15 hours ago

Sunderland

I think the worst job ever,

for me anyway been a bloke would have to be a gynecologist.

By time he finishes work and goes home to his wife and she is feeling frisky but he sick of the sight of womens vaginas. 🤣

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By *oubleswing2019Man
14 hours ago

Colchester

"Worst job I ever had was removing lobsters from Jayne Mansfield’s arsehole "

Not collecting Winston Churchill’s bogies ?

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By *uiffyMan
14 hours ago

llandudno

Life is the worst job ever lol

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By *ay999400Man
14 hours ago

Bromley

When I was at university I worked for unigate the milk people. Now my job was not so bad I had to test the quality of the milk. There was a problem on the Tesco line with the foil seals and one guy had to squeeze every single plastic bottle that went past him! If the seal was bad the milk would come out and cover him! It was depressing to watch him!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
14 hours ago

Perpignan and cap

I've lost count of the amount of sewers I've unblocked.

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By *elshCouple2026Couple
13 hours ago

carmarthenshire

MrsA worst job was as a dish washer in a restaurant kitchen.. paid £2 an hour, even on weekends and peak hours. The smells of half eaten meals, burning from the kitchens, unbearable heat.

6 months after she quit, the restaurant burnt to the ground.

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