FabSwingers.com forum: Spectacular muppetry today

By *dstefi OP Man
24 hours ago

Solihull

Managed to slice my finger by sleight of hand using a razor blade to clean glass. What made it spectacular was I somehow did it to the finger on the hand that was holding the blade. It went deep and loads of blood. Didn't even hurt and still doesn't.

How have you f'ed up in spectacular fashion today?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 hours ago

Here. There.

Jesus Stefi be more careful. Can’t type in the forums with no fingers…

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By *iver78Man
24 hours ago

barton upon humber

"Managed to slice my finger by sleight of hand using a razor blade to clean glass. What made it spectacular was I somehow did it to the finger on the hand that was holding the blade. It went deep and loads of blood. Didn't even hurt and still doesn't.

How have you f'ed up in spectacular fashion today?"

Oh bugger , none today for me for a change

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By *rtydeedsdnedrtcheapMan
24 hours ago

Wirral

The other day I tatted the tip on my finger with a hammer. I had been wearing gloves for hundreds of nails and then when I removed them, I noticed I needed one more nail. Didn't put the gloves back on and here we are with a suspected broken finger tip

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By *reachers SonMan
24 hours ago

north West

Days not over yet

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By *dstefi OP Man
24 hours ago

Solihull

"The other day I tatted the tip on my finger with a hammer. I had been wearing gloves for hundreds of nails and then when I removed them, I noticed I needed one more nail. Didn't put the gloves back on and here we are with a suspected broken finger tip"

Good call. Razor and glass cuts bleed like bastards but don't hurt much. Hammer bashing though, shuddering just thinking about the pain!

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By *dstefi OP Man
24 hours ago

Solihull

"Jesus Stefi be more careful. Can’t type in the forums with no fingers… "

It was my wanking hand too

Still, plaster off now and it's stopped bleeding, looks a little gruesome but not enough to deny me my pleasure

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By *hat.coupleCouple
24 hours ago

Kent

Not f'ed today but there's plenty of time yet!

Mrs x

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By *ermite12ukMan
23 hours ago

Solihull and Romford

Not today....but as an apprentice. I accidently ground my finger on a grinding wheel:

Didn't hurt initially. But a minute later when the blood started to flow out of what looked like a pin cushion of pin pricks. It was seriously painful and I wouldn't recommend it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
23 hours ago

SW1A1AA

Not today but Sunday night i broke a rib getting into bed :and its bloody painful-(

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By *kphooey43Man
23 hours ago

Barnet

"Not today but Sunday night i broke a rib getting into bed :and its bloody painful-("

I feel that there needs to be a video to understand this.

Currently I am imagining that you have a bunk bed and tried to vault in, but hit the bar, fell back down and broke your rib in the process!

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By *arkKatalystWoman
23 hours ago

East Midlands

You need to stop leaping from the Waredrobe! Sorry the thought made me chuckle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
23 hours ago

SW1A1AA

"Not today but Sunday night i broke a rib getting into bed :and its bloody painful-(

I feel that there needs to be a video to understand this.

Currently I am imagining that you have a bunk bed and tried to vault in, but hit the bar, fell back down and broke your rib in the process!"
Almost true only not a bunk bed but I have a bar on my bed because of my bad back. I was also stone cold sober

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By *earditallWoman
23 hours ago

Lancaster

I spent 20 mins looking for my glasses that were on my head.

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