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Barring sexually and peeing what would be a good use for your cock?
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"Yes another cock thread ... i know
Barring sexually and peeing what would be a good use for your cock?
"Door handle, it'll be the only way it ever gets touched.. 😂 | |||
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"I use it as a book rest for reading hard backed novels. Not quite managed to train it to twitch and turn the page though. " This is my favourite so far... youve got to train your cock better Stanners! Find some treats it likes. 😃 | |||
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"I use it daily to measure salami and other other meats before cutting. 20 years in the game and still haven’t accidentally cut it off by mistake yet (Why the hell did I just say yet?!) " Do you use it to stir your carbonara? | |||
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"Yes another cock thread ... i know
Barring sexually and peeing what would be a good use for your cock?
"To stir a cup of tea. | |||
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"I use it as a book rest for reading hard backed novels. Not quite managed to train it to twitch and turn the page though. This is my favourite so far... youve got to train your cock better Stanners! Find some treats it likes. 😃" Mebbe Malteasers will work 😁 | |||
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"I use it as a book rest for reading hard backed novels. Not quite managed to train it to twitch and turn the page though. This is my favourite so far... youve got to train your cock better Stanners! Find some treats it likes. 😃 Mebbe Malteasers will work 😁" Try it and report back | |||
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"I use it daily to measure salami and other other meats before cutting. 20 years in the game and still haven’t accidentally cut it off by mistake yet (Why the hell did I just say yet?!) Do you use it to stir your carbonara? " Too much displacement of mass. I don’t want half my award winning carbonara to drop on the floor | |||
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"I rely on mine as a character witness!" Ah jail for you then | |||
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"I use it as a book rest for reading hard backed novels. Not quite managed to train it to twitch and turn the page though. This is my favourite so far... youve got to train your cock better Stanners! Find some treats it likes. 😃 Mebbe Malteasers will work 😁 Try it and report back " You’re just wanting to see a cock covered in chocolate and then lick it off. | |||
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"Yes another cock thread ... i know
Barring sexually and peeing what would be a good use for your cock?
"If I lay on my back and spin it around like a helicopter, I can levitate 0.1 inches of the ground...which is also the difference in height between us OP...never forget that 😉 | |||
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"I use it as a book rest for reading hard backed novels. Not quite managed to train it to twitch and turn the page though. This is my favourite so far... youve got to train your cock better Stanners! Find some treats it likes. 😃 Mebbe Malteasers will work 😁 Try it and report back You’re just wanting to see a cock covered in chocolate and then lick it off. " Well..... maybe 😈 | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses." I agree Hearditall. Not fair | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses." As I discovered the other day in a thread, men use them as a springboard to catapult smarties and minstrels into their mouth 👍 | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair " Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. As I discovered the other day in a thread, men use them as a springboard to catapult smarties and minstrels into their mouth 👍" Oh I'd have loads of fun with that one,cocks are way easier to play with no digging about looking for treasure. | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. As I discovered the other day in a thread, men use them as a springboard to catapult smarties and minstrels into their mouth 👍" That will require good knob eye coordination 😱 | |||
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"If i had one i would like to be a professional eye poker " How tall are you exactly TT? | |||
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"If i had one i would like to be a professional eye poker " It gets boring after the first few times. P.S wear ear plugs, people are exceptionally loud when it comes to having their eyes pushed to the back of their skull | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami" But then we have to walk funny to keep them up there | |||
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"If i had one i would like to be a professional eye poker How tall are you exactly TT?" Oh no they would be on there knees ... of course and they would thank me for the pleasure | |||
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"If i had one i would like to be a professional eye poker It gets boring after the first few times. P.S wear ear plugs, people are exceptionally loud when it comes to having their eyes pushed to the back of their skull" I would follow you around dip it in your carbonara | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami But then we have to walk funny to keep them up there " It’s no different to learning to walk in heels, practice, practice, practice | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami But then we have to walk funny to keep them up there " Now have visions of fannies like Mary Poppins bag | |||
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"If i had one i would like to be a professional eye poker It gets boring after the first few times. P.S wear ear plugs, people are exceptionally loud when it comes to having their eyes pushed to the back of their skull I would follow you around dip it in your carbonara " Just the ingredient I have been looking for all this time, I’m about to break records! You may earn yourself an Italian bumming yet | |||
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"If i had one i would like to be a professional eye poker It gets boring after the first few times. P.S wear ear plugs, people are exceptionally loud when it comes to having their eyes pushed to the back of their skull I would follow you around dip it in your carbonara Just the ingredient I have been looking for all this time, I’m about to break records! You may earn yourself an Italian bumming yet" IN! | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami But then we have to walk funny to keep them up there Now have visions of fannies like Mary Poppins bag" If you ladies want to try it out, I will happily be the item provider. Winner is the one who holds the most items for the longest. But afterwards, you will both be winners (once you shrink back down to regular size) | |||
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"Cocks can and do have a tendency to betray you at some very odd times! " Its when they turn the tele over when your trying to measure it isnt it? | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami But then we have to walk funny to keep them up there Now have visions of fannies like Mary Poppins bag If you ladies want to try it out, I will happily be the item provider. Winner is the one who holds the most items for the longest. But afterwards, you will both be winners (once you shrink back down to regular size) " Like a kinky game of buckaroo?  | |||
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"Cocks can and do have a tendency to betray you at some very odd times! Its when they turn the tele over when your trying to measure it isnt it?" One of the many annoying situations. The amazon controller is very sensitive | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami But then we have to walk funny to keep them up there Now have visions of fannies like Mary Poppins bag" Or sport Billy, can you remember that cartoon? | |||
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"I think i want a cock fannies are boring and have less uses. I agree Hearditall. Not fair Not true, you can put things up there on a day out. Makeup, hairbrush, sun cream (bottle size dependant on person), a harmonica, chinese finger trap. The list is quite long, as long as a 12 inch salami But then we have to walk funny to keep them up there Now have visions of fannies like Mary Poppins bag If you ladies want to try it out, I will happily be the item provider. Winner is the one who holds the most items for the longest. But afterwards, you will both be winners (once you shrink back down to regular size) Like a kinky game of buckaroo? "Fuckaroo Nah that seemed too easy | |||
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