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By *uevoViejo OP Man
8 hours ago

BIRMINGHAM

I'll start:

"She was tall, thin and tarty / And she drove a Maserati / Faster than sound / I was heaven bound".

Rod Stewart, Italian Girls

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By *onin25Man
8 hours ago

Durham

North and South, it’s all the same

Gazza’s here to play the game.

Move your body,

Tap your cap

Keep on going to the Gazza Rap

Clap those hands, let it out

Away the lads

Once last shout

Come on!

Geordie Boys, Geordie Boys

We are the Geordie Boys

We are the Geordie Boys, the Geordie Boys

Geordie Boys, Geordie Boys

I am the Geordie Boy

I am the Geordie Boy, the Geordie Boy

Geordie Boys by Gazza

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By *onin25Man
8 hours ago

Durham

"North and South, it’s all the same

Gazza’s here to play the game.

Move your body,

Tap your cap

Keep on going to the Gazza Rap

Clap those hands, let it out

Away the lads

Once last shout

Come on!

Geordie Boys, Geordie Boys

We are the Geordie Boys

We are the Geordie Boys, the Geordie Boys

Geordie Boys, Geordie Boys

I am the Geordie Boy

I am the Geordie Boy, the Geordie Boy

Geordie Boys by Gazza "

And it should be 'Howay the lads'. Didn't notice the error when I copied them off of some lyrics website

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Life’

By Des'ree

‘Mmm-mm, yeah, yeah

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh life, oh life

I'm afraid of the dark

'Specially when I'm in a park

And there's no one else around

Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news.’

- Poetic perfect right there 👍🏻😜

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By *actile TensionMan
8 hours ago

Sussex

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

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By *actile TensionMan
8 hours ago

Sussex

"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"

-Yellowman

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
8 hours ago

North West

Billy Idol, Hot in the city.

"Cause when a long-legged lovely walks by

Yeah, you can see the look in her eye

Then you know that it's

Hot in the city

Hot in the city tonight (tonight)

Hot in the city

Hot in the city tonight (tonight)"

I like the use of the 3 L s in long legged lovely.

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
8 hours ago

preston

Total respect for Annie Lennox

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By *enukhanMan
8 hours ago

Near Rugby

Way down deep, in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango,

he stuck 'em all together and he danced a dainty tango,

the rhino said "I know! we'll call it um bongo

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 hours ago

Carlisle usually

If I get you in the loop when I

Make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush 💜

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If I get you in the loop when I

Make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush 💜"

Foxtroxt uniform kilo!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 hours ago

Carlisle usually

"If I get you in the loop when I

Make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush 💜

Foxtroxt uniform kilo!"

I will forever resent Bad Touch for making me think Bloodhound Gang weren't worth listening to in my youth.

The lyrics are fucking banging 💜

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By *kphooey43Man
7 hours ago

Barnet

"I could be a driver in an articulated lorry

I could be a poet, I wouldn't hit a girl

I could be the ticket man at Fulham Broadway station

Or I could be the strangest man in the whole wide world."

.

Ian Dury - What a Waste

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By *arbonaraKingMan
7 hours ago

Leeds

“They say I’m up and coming, like I’m fucking in an elevator”

Believe it or not, that was Ed Sheeran

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By *dible_KinkCouple
7 hours ago

Aberdeen

"‘Life’

By Des'ree

‘Mmm-mm, yeah, yeah

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh life, oh life

I'm afraid of the dark

'Specially when I'm in a park

And there's no one else around

Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news.’

- Poetic perfect right there 👍🏻😜"

The mediocrity of Desree's lyrics on pretty much all her famous songs is quite frankly astounding. Nearly as bad lyrically as 'Life is a roller coaster" by Ronan Keating.

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By *erandhim25888Couple
7 hours ago

nearenough

I know just how to whisper

And I know just how to cry

I know just where to find the answers

And I know just how to lie

I know just how to fake it

And I know just how to scheme

I know just when to face the truth

And then I know just when to dream

And I know just where to touch you

And I know just what to prove

I know when to pull you closer

And I know when to let you loose

And I know the night is fading

And I know the time's gonna fly

And I'm never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell you

But I know I gotta give it a try.

Air Supply, lyrics Jim Steinman.

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By *kphooey43Man
7 hours ago

Barnet

I bought you mail order

My plain wrapper baby

Your skin is like vinyl

The perfect companion

You float my new pool

De luxe and delightful

Inflatable doll

My role is to serve you

Disposable darling

Can't throw you away now

Immortal and life size

My breath is inside you

I'll dress you up daily

And keep you till death sighs

Inflatable doll

Lover ungrateful

I blew up your body

But you blew my mind

.

Roxy Music - In every dream home a heartache

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By *kphooey43Man
7 hours ago

Barnet

""I could be a driver in an articulated lorry

I could be a poet, I wouldn't hit a girl

I could be the ticket man at Fulham Broadway station

Or I could be the strangest man in the whole wide world."

.

Ian Dury - What a Waste"

Ooops all wrong, not sure what i was thinking.

I could be the driver in articulated lorry

I could be a poet I wouldn't need to worry

...

I could be a writer with a growing reputation

I could be the ticket man at Fulham Broadway Station

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By *actile TensionMan
7 hours ago

Sussex

Son don't put your hat Where you can't reach it. It makes no sense

Good things come to those who work hard for it

Adjust yourself To the life you can afford to live

The road to the top Is long and winding

A foolish dog Barks at the flyin' bird

Patient man ride donkey

.

-Junior Murvin

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"“They say I’m up and coming, like I’m fucking in an elevator”

Believe it or not, that was Ed Sheeran"

You need me I don't need you .. awesome tune

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If I get you in the loop when I

Make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush 💜

Foxtroxt uniform kilo!

I will forever resent Bad Touch for making me think Bloodhound Gang weren't worth listening to in my youth.

The lyrics are fucking banging 💜"

The Lounge Kittens version of F.u.c.k is epic !

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By *alkingRedFlagMan
6 hours ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane. It must be Dave who’s on the train”

Lyrical genius

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By *iCurvCPLCouple
6 hours ago

Newport

When you die the only kingdom you'll see.

Is two foot wide

And six foot deep!

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By *dstefiMan
5 hours ago

Solihull

Virgil Kane is the name

And I served on the Danville train

'Till Stoneman's cavalry came

And tore up the tracks again

In the winter of '65

We were hungry, just barely alive

By May the 10th, Richmond had fell

It's a time I remember, oh so well

(Ch) The night they drove old Dixie down

And the bells were ringing

The night they drove old Dixie down

And the people were singing

They went, "Na, na, la, na, na, la"

Back with my wife in Tennessee

When one day she called to me

"Virgil, quick, come see,

There goes Robert E. Lee!"

Now, I don't mind chopping wood

And I don't care if the money's no good

You take what you need

And you leave the rest

But they should never

Have taken the very best

-chorus

Like my father before me

I will work the land

And like my brother above me

Who took a rebel stand

He was just 18, proud and brave

But a Yankee laid him in his grave

I swear by the mud below my feet

You can't raise a Kane back up

When he's in defeat

The night they drove old Dixie down etc etc

Written by a Canadian, sung by an Arkansan in an authentic southern voice. Being married to a Southern woman myself, one who often refers to the Civil War as "the Northern Aggression", and having visited Richmond a couple of times, I feel a sense of the American South that goes a bit beyond Dukes of Hazzard stereotypes.

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By *regen1000Man
5 hours ago

Erith

Whilst I don't care for the song much, but Warren Zevon's Warewolves Of London has a line that allows your tongue to play about your mouth if you take the hard T off each word.

"Little old lady got mutilated late last night"

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By *reePEACEsweet01Man
4 hours ago

Mansfield

"Hey, you know I've met a lot of cool chicks

But I've never met a girl with all her own teeth"

Fine Time by New Order

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
4 hours ago

the land of vagina

You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets, do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Getting horny now

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
4 hours ago

north east

The entire song of happy birthday sweet 16

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By *ill Guy69Man
4 hours ago

Glasgow

But two o'clock has come again

It's time to leave this paradise

Hope the chip shop isn't closed

Cause their pies are really nice

I'll eat it in the taxi queue

Stand in someone else's spew

Wish I had lipstick on my shirt

Instead of piss stains on my shoes

Friday night, Saturday morning by The Specials

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By *angled up in twoCouple
4 hours ago

West Mids

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

Detchable Penis - King Missile

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By *hynot xCouple
4 hours ago

Woop Woop

"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"

"Zero, Zero 119' come up me dance, make me feel so fine"

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By *emonochromeMan
4 hours ago

peterborough

I have a special place in my heart for lines such as

Is it a Mecca dobber or a betting pencil?

And

His bird says it’s amazing so all that’s left is the proof that loves not only blind but deaf

And Many more from this band

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By *hynot xCouple
4 hours ago

Woop Woop

"‘Life’

By Des'ree

‘Mmm-mm, yeah, yeah

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh life, oh life

I'm afraid of the dark

'Specially when I'm in a park

And there's no one else around

Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news.’

- Poetic perfect right there 👍🏻😜

The mediocrity of Desree's lyrics on pretty much all her famous songs is quite frankly astounding. Nearly as bad lyrically as 'Life is a roller coaster" by Ronan Keating."

I think..

"I don't want to see a ghost

It's the sight that I fear most,

Stay at home and eat some toast

and watch the evening news"

Was voted as the worst lyric ever by NME 😂

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
4 hours ago

.

The court of law are whores who will bend for bribe

All the while people watch reality TV

Sleep easy, wake and repeat the cycle

Are you taking the Michael?

Better beat it, the city full of sheep tweeting on the social media

Tabloids twisting tales and it's causing mass hysteria

Polarise the people, never bite the hand that's feeding ya

When it comes to war, they'll be calling for you needing ya

Fighting for a cause that wasn't yours and leaving ya

Hyper-polarizing the left and the right

Are you woke? Are you racist? Black? Are you white?

Are you all for the Brexit? Makers with exit!

The NHS rots, where was tax directed?

Look, there goes another fucking puppet elected

Dance little puppet, dance for the neglected

Impunity from truth, lies come to be expected

Sever head of Hydra, two parties resurrected

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By *homas400Man
4 hours ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

'Death wears a big hat 'cause he's a big bloke'

(Elvis Costello - Tokyo Storm Warning)

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By *dstefiMan
4 hours ago

Solihull

Just a short clip from How We Gonna Make The Black Nation Rise by Brother D & Collective Effort: absolutely seminal, conscious, woke hip-hop from when woke meant wake the fuck up people, not a facile, cheap rightwing slur:

America was built, understand

By st*len labor on st*len land

Take a second thought, as you clap and stamp

Can you rock the house from inside the camp?

As you’re moving to the beat 'til the early light

This country’s moving too, moving to the right

Prepare now, or get high and wait

Cause it AIN'T NO PARTY IN A POLICE STATE

(caps mine for emphasis, but the fire in the song makes it clear it's capitalised to hell and back)

Link for the interested: https://youtu.be/S-HQR2-s1J4?is=xcO5aIcz_8Cbl02u

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
3 hours ago

north east

"The entire song of happy birthday sweet 16"

Ahh shit I misread the title as “lyrics that should have known better” ffs mods please delete that post ha

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By *KMaxMan
3 hours ago

Bristol

Mouldy old dough.

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By *eorge AtazderMan
3 hours ago

Exeter

“Call, won't you call out my name?

Like a curse on this world?

Like a battle cry?

And you make me hate myself

Make me tear my body

Make me yearn for your embrace”

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

I can't tell lies

You're a disgrace

That's not the way

We're told to behave

You get high on this hate

And I give, and I give

And you take, and you take

'Cause I get high on mistakes

I forgive, I forgive

But it's fake, yeah, it's fake

I'm so bad to me

Bad to myself

'Cause I wouldn't take this shit

From anyone else

So, so bad for me

Bad for my health

And I wouldn't do this shit

To anyone else

https://youtu.be/-ByTZDOpnKg?is=S3-LFK7n88ynM4Xu

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By *um for SirMan
2 hours ago

Stockport

"Strap-on Sally chased us down the alley, we feared for our behinds,

Oasis was a shop with shoes so hot they were sure to blow your mind,

running so fast I could taste the past oh take me home"

Seahorses, Love is the Law

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By *enukhanMan
2 hours ago

Near Rugby

There was a young man from Antucket,

Whose dick was so long he could suck it,

He said with a grin,

As he wiped off his chin,

If my ear was a fanny I could fuck it

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