FabSwingers.com forum: Have you given your car a name?

By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Something I've picked up from a different thread, with a van called Rodney.

Have you given your car a name?

What is it?

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By *huskofamanMan
3 days ago

nowhere

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By *urry BlokeMan
3 days ago

It's a car

and while we're at it, Christmas & Birthday cards from pets

What's all that about?

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By *sWyldWoman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

My car is Dolly

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By *anManCoolMan
3 days ago

Camborne

My van. Yes it has a name

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By *laytime_13Woman
3 days ago

Lincs

All of mine have had names, usually based on the start of their number plate. It all started with Polly the P reg Punto, there's been Bertie, Lara Zara, Val, Beryl and my current Lenny. Oh and the unnamed Citroen saxo because it was a horrible car

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley

My first car was affectionately known as the Rust Bucket.

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By *ikerbttmguyMan
3 days ago

Huddersfield, Golcar

Yes my motorbike is called Oliver

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By *teveb6969TV/TS
3 days ago

Worthing

My work van is called Van Diesel!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 days ago

Ilfracombe

My last car was Cherrypie

The one that was Blueberry pie

And my first car was Apple pie.

I only named the minis

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Here. There.

My last bike was green and called Kermit.

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By *heron ShanMan
3 days ago

Durham

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By *endall_IronbridgeMan
3 days ago

Shropshire

Girls do it a lot fucking annoying

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By *tannersMan
3 days ago

stanley

Not currently my first Audi was called Suzy Quattro though, had to be done !

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Ora

It’s a Kia

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
3 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Yes my motorbike is called Oliver "

I'm trying to work out the connection, but I cant

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By *kphooey43Man
3 days ago

Barnet

"Something I've picked up from a different thread, with a van called Rodney.

Have you given your car a name?"

Yes

"What is it?"

Lucifer

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
3 days ago

Kilmarnock

My car is called Hyunjin 💗💗- Mrs

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By *oubleswing2019Man
3 days ago

Colchester

My car ? No.

Wife's car ? No idea.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 days ago

Central

Never

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By *iver78Man
3 days ago

barton upon humber

My new van is Rodney the other ones Amos, the pick up is Bob my car is nelly and my bike is called Marley

There part of my workforce lol and without them im.screwed lol

The van iv replaced was called Ragnar, and im genuinely sad hes going 😔 🤣

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By *dstefiMan
3 days ago

Solihull

Ours is Nanu. We often pat the dashboard and say sorry Nanu if I crash the gears or thrash her too hard.

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By *onin25Man
3 days ago

Durham

"Ora

It’s a Kia "

I named mine at the insistence of the kids. It's called Sven because if it could talk I imagine it would be in broken English and say I Kia.

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By *athomMan
3 days ago

South Coast

🤬🤬🤬🤬 as I beat it with a tree branch

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By *actile TensionMan
3 days ago

Sussex

Her car is called winnifred

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By *actile TensionMan
3 days ago

Sussex

Ive had a few jalopys in the past too. Which i think is arabic for shit car

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By *pongeFab-SwingPantsCouple
3 days ago

Upside down Pineapple under the sea

I called mine a C*nt the other day as it broke a driveshaft 😔

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By *earditallWoman
3 days ago

Lancaster

Mines called Dave

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By *oldmilkMan
3 days ago

In trouble, apparently…

My previous car was Doris (no idea why)

My current car is Florence, because the colour is Firenze Red.

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By *insBadMan
3 days ago

& around South Shields

I'm afraid not

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

All my cars have names, but I found out recently that the pink or blue stuff you put in the water isn't based on the gender of your car. Every day is a school day.

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By *arah 400Woman
3 days ago

ipswich

Of course,all cars have to have a name, I've had a Samantha,Rita, Audrey 2 & now we have Monica the Mondeo.

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
3 days ago

The Ramtops

I keep meaning to (if only to stop it being called the ole mobile because the last three letters of the number plate are ole) but I’ve not got round to it

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By *hisfuckingguyMan
3 days ago

Bradford

Doesn't have a name but I usually call it names though

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By *opeye89Man
3 days ago

London

I’ve always named my cars

Latest being Penelope. My baby.

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By *elvet RopeMan
3 days ago

by the big field

Mine is Irish

Heap O'Shite

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By *aulie400Man
3 days ago

Galway

Yeah...Start ya bastard

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By *hite Raven SmilesWoman
3 days ago

keith

Mines Biggles

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By *ill Guy69Man
3 days ago

Glasgow

"I called mine a C*nt the other day as it broke a driveshaft 😔"

....how many driveshafts does it have...🙁 ?

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By *urious girlyWoman
3 days ago

Barnstaple

I currently drive a van called Temperance or Tempy for short. My last car was Mindie, before that was Deedee and before that was Shelley. Originally Tempy was called Scotty but it turns out make vehicles give me as much trouble as men in general do 😂 so he became she!

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Walmer, Deal

Not this one but the others in the past have

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By *obilebottomMan
3 days ago

All over

The grand duchess of depreciation, defender of the flat tyre and sovereign of the hard shoulder.

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By *liceWalkerTV/TS
3 days ago

Nuneaton

Yup always pookle

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By *oudoir-EroticaCouple
3 days ago

Bolton

My 1993 Defender is called Bruce.

Wyked

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By *ee1993Man
3 days ago

rutland

My bike Ninja is the green machine I dunno why just got that name

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
3 days ago

Gloucestershire

Piece of shit

I hate my current (company) car

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By *lackadderMan
3 days ago

Eastbourne

Only when it won’t start

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 days ago

(User no longer on site)

Yep, my car's called George. DVLA records state that my beast is orange, however, to the untrained eye it looks more pink. Pink = George off Rainbow.

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By *issmysteryWoman
3 days ago

Newport

All my cars have had names, but my current car is called Dusty,(as in eat my dust), as its a 1.4 sports rally, some what faster than the KA before hand 🤣🤣

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 days ago

(User no longer on site)

"All my cars have had names, but my current car is called Dusty,(as in eat my dust), as its a 1.4 sports rally, some what faster than the KA before hand 🤣🤣"

But not faster than George 🤣🤪🥰

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By *r_Discrete200Man
3 days ago

Cardiff

Mine is called Pamela

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By *rropoiMan
2 days ago

Derby

Current car is called Chieftan.

Previous cars have been Muppet (it was green), Napoleon (best thing on land)

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
2 days ago

The Ramtops

I thought about naming mine after my most watched pornstar then remembered she shares a name with my sister in law lol

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville

No, had a gf name a car though I haven't gone in for it

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By *atpurrWoman
2 days ago

Kent

My first car I called Basil because he was a bit faulty (Fawlty)…….showing my age 🤪

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
2 days ago

Ryde

Reminds me of the Renault 5 ad campaign, which had the slogan:

"What's yours called?"

There was a Smith & Jones parody of it, with the same words being asked as Mel Smith is kicking his broken down Renault 5, screaming:

"You f****** ******** ******"

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By *arand25Couple
2 days ago

Crowborough

We have a car each, S has Blue & I have Red, not very inventive 🤣

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By *eyeYCouple
2 days ago

Nr Leicester

D's classics both have name's..

Won't say them as they're very well known within certain circles. 😉😘

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By *he National ThrustMan
2 days ago

sunny old Horsham

Two tractors have ended up with blokes' names. Everything road going has escaped the silliness

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By *eyeYCouple
2 days ago

Nr Leicester

"Only when it won’t start"
🤣👍

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By *ittynzWoman
2 days ago

Richmond

When I had a car was called turtle as slow and steady wins the race

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door

No whenever i do that the car dies

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By *acavityMan
2 days ago

Redditch

My freelander is Vicky (plate starts VK)

My smart car is the tardis (surprisingly big on the inside)

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 days ago

Swansea

I name it based on the numberplate format. My old car was called MEV and current car is Axle (AXL).

Hubby's truck is Chuck but that's nothing to do with the numberplate, and his previous work van was Dave because we found a note in the van. However his old car was BJ based on the numberplate.

Mrs S&N

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
2 days ago

The Ramtops

"I name it based on the numberplate format. My old car was called MEV and current car is Axle (AXL).

Hubby's truck is Chuck but that's nothing to do with the numberplate, and his previous work van was Dave because we found a note in the van. However his old car was BJ based on the numberplate.

Mrs S&N "

Ooh I like this number plate idea I’ll have to steal it

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By *agic.MMan
2 days ago

Kent/London

😳...must😑...resist😣...JUDGEMENT😖

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By *aymyhat99Man
2 days ago

Whitley Bay

Not my current one but my last car a Hyundai coupe was called peice of shit or horrible twat lots of times

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"😳...must😑...resist😣...JUDGEMENT😖"

Thats a strange name for a car 🤭

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
2 days ago

Kilmarnock

"😳...must😑...resist😣...JUDGEMENT😖

Thats a strange name for a car 🤭"

Definitely a mouthful 😂

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By *007ManMan
2 days ago

Worthing

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By *007ManMan
2 days ago

Worthing

Mr Reliable.

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
2 days ago

Burley

I don't name my cars, but I have a collection of vintage tractors. Agatha, Betsy, Clara, Doris and Ethel.

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