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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks 👋🏻😃

We so often see chap wank threads on here wherein fellas proudly announce their intention to masturbate at an appointed time or even sometimes, that they are presently engaging in said activity.

Well, in the interests of equality and all that, this is the thread for you ladies to share the same fascinating information.

So to take part, simply reveal unto all and sundry here, when you will be masturbating next (or perhaps indeed if you are presently at it).

You may even like to go into more explicit detail and reveal unto us all what you will be using for the task (fingers/toys etc).

Merry masturbation ladies 👍🏻

(I have a very sneaky feeling that this thread will not fill up nearly as quickly as the chaps versions…) 😜

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By *oldmilkMan
4 days ago

In trouble, apparently…

Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.

I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.

I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…"

😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁

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By *hortieWoman
4 days ago

Northampton

Might do later.

See how I feel after finishing off the housework.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Might do later.

See how I feel after finishing off the housework."

That’s the spirit 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *yprusdreamWoman
4 days ago

Cyprus

Tonight after work, I'm not saying who he is, if he reads this he knows 😉

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By *eliWoman
4 days ago

.

Op. ❤️

If it's not filled with men giving their opinion despite asking for a woman's, I'll come back to this.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tonight after work, I'm not saying who he is, if he reads this he knows 😉"

Good on you 😁😁😜👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Op. ❤️

If it's not filled with men giving their opinion despite asking for a woman's, I'll come back to this. "

I’m hoping that this thread will prove highly liberating for all you lovely ladies; It seems to be the case for the chap’s in their ones at least….I think…? 😜

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Tomorrow at exactly 2.31pm

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tomorrow at exactly 2.31pm "

😂 I approve muchly of thy specifics; I myself like to be organised and have just booked one in for March 2027 in fact…. 😜

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Tomorrow at exactly 2.31pm

😂 I approve muchly of thy specifics; I myself like to be organised and have just booked one in for March 2027 in fact…. 😜

"

A man who likes to plan ahead

It’s always good to have something to look forward to!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tomorrow at exactly 2.31pm

😂 I approve muchly of thy specifics; I myself like to be organised and have just booked one in for March 2027 in fact…. 😜

A man who likes to plan ahead

It’s always good to have something to look forward to!"

Blimey - I’ve made a slight oversight! I can’t edge until then; I’ll book in an emergency appointment for tonight 👍🏻😜

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By *amera man 25Man
4 days ago

Honley Huddersfield

[Removed by poster at 11/08/26 15:48:03]

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By *viatrixCouple
4 days ago

Gatwick

Husband out, clit out 👌🏻

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley

I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️

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By *viatrixCouple
4 days ago

Gatwick

Flaps out?

For takeoff?

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 ✈️

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Husband out, clit out 👌🏻

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

😂😂😂 Fair play 😜😂😂

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By *enukhanMan
4 days ago

Near Rugby


"Husband out, clit out 👌🏻

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

Have not seen that one in the English phrase book before, but it needs entering 🤣😈

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By *he MinionMan
4 days ago

Surrey


"Husband out, clit out 👌🏻

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

🤣 👏👏

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By *amera man 25Man
4 days ago

Honley Huddersfield

Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
4 days ago

Lincolnshire

When the mood takes me 😉

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️"

Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁

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By *viatrixCouple
4 days ago

Gatwick


"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.

I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…

😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁"

My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…

V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Flaps out?

For takeoff?

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 ✈️ "

😂😂 ‘Runway is clear….’

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By *enukhanMan
4 days ago

Near Rugby


"Flaps out?

For takeoff?

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 ✈️ "

Up up and away!

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By *enukhanMan
4 days ago

Near Rugby


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️"

Is that Bluetooth? 🤔

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By *tannersMan
4 days ago

stanley


"Tonight after work, I'm not saying who he is, if he reads this he knows 😉"

Ooh thank you, hope it’s a good one ☺️☺️😂😂

( Spoiler , it’s not really me )

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️

Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁"

Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"

That’s indeed the essence here - lady wanking liberation in effect 😃😃

(Ok, and I’m really nosey as well, I’ll admit) 😜

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By *tannersMan
4 days ago

stanley


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️"

Tut tut always playing with ya woggle 😂

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By *viatrixCouple
4 days ago

Gatwick


"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.

I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…

😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁

My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…

V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷"

Sorry, misunderstood…

No male forumites (regular forumites anyway) have ever been involved in these flaps extensions… none at all.

Ladies? A couple. Or three.

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By *enukhanMan
4 days ago

Near Rugby


"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.

I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…

😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁

My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…

V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Sorry, misunderstood…

No male forumites (regular forumites anyway) have ever been involved in these flaps extensions… none at all.

Ladies? A couple. Or three. "

Make sure you have the landing gear ready

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.

I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…

😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁

My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…

V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Sorry, misunderstood…

No male forumites (regular forumites anyway) have ever been involved in these flaps extensions… none at all.

Ladies? A couple. Or three. "

Ahhh 😍 - I bet you’ve set off a few ladies minds here on a sexual tangent now as they wonder (and hope), ‘Is it me?’

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By *issBellaWoman
4 days ago

Town


"Flaps out?

For takeoff?

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 ✈️ "

😂😂😂 I'm using this phrase going forward 😂😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️

Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁

Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈"

Now this may sound a bit daft of me but, what happens if you fall asleep with such a device on?

Is there an automatic shut off?

Actually, is it even possible to fall asleep whilst being so pleasured…?

So many questions 😵‍💫😵‍💫😜😜

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By *issBellaWoman
4 days ago

Town

Also mine is usually between the hours of midnight and 1am once I've procrastinated then finally getting around to house work while my daughter is in bed

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Also mine is usually between the hours of midnight and 1am once I've procrastinated then finally getting around to house work while my daughter is in bed "

A ‘witching hour wank’ in effect? I like that idea 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️

Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁

Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈

Now this may sound a bit daft of me but, what happens if you fall asleep with such a device on?

Is there an automatic shut off?

Actually, is it even possible to fall asleep whilst being so pleasured…?

So many questions 😵‍💫😵‍💫😜😜"

Depends how fully charged it is i guess... it would eventually turn off. But it works too well to fall asleep while its on use 🥵

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"

It’s not that I’m reluctant to admit to wanking, I just don’t see the point in announcing it

Imagine we did that for everything personal.

Really thirsty, who else is drinking water?

Going to clip my toenails, anyone else doing their pedicure?

Finally popped that spot on my bum

Just had a really satisfying shit

It’s just odd

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️

Hands free? 😳😈 I so need something like that; I could watch tv, eat and drink and be sexually sated all at the same time 😁

Exaxtly that and also no exertion required when I dont have the energy 😈

Now this may sound a bit daft of me but, what happens if you fall asleep with such a device on?

Is there an automatic shut off?

Actually, is it even possible to fall asleep whilst being so pleasured…?

So many questions 😵‍💫😵‍💫😜😜

Depends how fully charged it is i guess... it would eventually turn off. But it works too well to fall asleep while its on use 🥵"

😈😈😈 If we chaps don’t already have such an awesome, automatic design, I’m going to make one.

I’ll tentatively call it, ‘The Man Chugger’ 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate

It’s not that I’m reluctant to admit to wanking, I just don’t see the point in announcing it

Imagine we did that for everything personal.

Really thirsty, who else is drinking water?

Going to clip my toenails, anyone else doing their pedicure?

Finally popped that spot on my bum

Just had a really satisfying shit

It’s just odd"

😂😂😂 That’s base and coarse chaps for you.

But wait….

I’m really liking the satisfying shit announcement idea…. 🤔🤔😂😂

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
4 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Husband out, clit out 👌🏻

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

Brilliant

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By *iver78Man
4 days ago

barton upon humber


"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate

It’s not that I’m reluctant to admit to wanking, I just don’t see the point in announcing it

Imagine we did that for everything personal.

Really thirsty, who else is drinking water?

Going to clip my toenails, anyone else doing their pedicure?

Finally popped that spot on my bum

Just had a really satisfying shit

It’s just odd"

This is the only point lol

Why do people feel the need to say what and when there doing something ? We all do it yes. do i want to know ? Not particularly, and if I am doing it do I want to flicking through fab ?

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley


"I had a fiddle earlier but I'm too tired to finish.

I may get my favourite hands free toy out at bed time later but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️

Tut tut always playing with ya woggle 😂"

You know it Stanners 😝

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
4 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"

I think you summed it up right here. “Especially if you let us watch or duplicate” pfffft, I’m having a wank for me thanks.

Mrs TMN

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By *eepshow1Man
4 days ago

Parsons Green,London


"Why are women so reluctant to admit that they enjoy wanking, perhaps not as much as men maybe but regularly nevertheless We like the thought of you pleasuring yourself especially if you let us watch or duplicate"

Because if a man announces he's gonna have a wank she just say "ok, have fun", and leave him to it.

If a woman announces it, she be bombarded with 500 messages from faceless, detail-less, photo-less profiles from desperate men offering to help, join-in, come over and take photos, or to watch on cam.

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By *amera man 25Man
4 days ago

Honley Huddersfield

Reply to sensuallover, I wasn’t suggesting you “announce” it, maybe just be more open. Love some of your profile photos by the way!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Reply to sensuallover, I wasn’t suggesting you “announce” it, maybe just be more open. Love some of your profile photos by the way! "

Thank you 😃😃😃

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By *viatrixCouple
4 days ago

Gatwick


"Reply to sensuallover, I wasn’t suggesting you “announce” it, maybe just be more open. Love some of your profile photos by the way! "

Sensual-grab yer coat. You’ve pulled. 🧥

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Reply to sensuallover, I wasn’t suggesting you “announce” it, maybe just be more open. Love some of your profile photos by the way!

Sensual-grab yer coat. You’ve pulled. 🧥 "

😂😂😂

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By *earditallWoman
4 days ago

Lancaster

Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

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By *iddlesticksMan
4 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Might be nice to also know which particular handsome & dandy forum member you’re thinking about while doing so. If we’re not present, it’ll be nice to be involved somehow.

I’ve probably completely broken the thread now…

😂😂 I think that’s a great idea in fact! Ladies - who are you visualising also 👍🏻😁

My Gorgeous Captain on left seat while I extend my flaps for takeoff…

V1- ROTATE! Oh yes 🩷🩷🩷🩷"

Who started your APU.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse "

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜

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By *earditallWoman
4 days ago

Lancaster


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜"

If I can gain the ability to multi task

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
4 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜"

Sorry, already done

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
4 days ago

Newtownbutler

2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

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By *ingle singleMan
4 days ago

Hull

Love this thread,nothing sexier then a woman who admits to it and is not ashamed of it. We all have needs x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜

If I can gain the ability to multi task "

😂😂 I always wonder how chaps saying that they’re wanking now, actually pull it off (um….if you’ll excuse the unfortunate pun).

Do they pause to type their progress or else tap away with the free hand? 🤔🤔

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜

Sorry, already done "

😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁

Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜

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By *ookie46Woman
4 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Flaps out?

For takeoff?

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 ✈️ "

This for you is taking your work home 😜😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns "

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

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By *viatrixCouple
4 days ago

Gatwick


"Flaps out?

For takeoff?

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 ✈️

This for you is taking your work home 😜😂"

Having had the crap day I had yesterday is making me extra comedic today!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cathartic and all …

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 days ago

UK

I might have had a cheeky one this afternoon. No toys just my finger.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
4 days ago

Cyprus


"Tonight after work, I'm not saying who he is, if he reads this he knows 😉

Ooh thank you, hope it’s a good one ☺️☺️😂😂

( Spoiler , it’s not really me )"

What a way to out me Stanners 😉

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By *j_maynerMan
4 days ago

Salisbury

What a thread 🙌🏼

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I might have had a cheeky one this afternoon. No toys just my finger. "

The gentle, manual exploration technique is the most sensual and arousing to watch, I find 😈😈

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What a thread 🙌🏼 "

😂😂👍🏻😁

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
4 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜

Sorry, already done

😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁

Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜"

Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un

That kind of thing?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜

Sorry, already done

😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁

Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜

Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un

That kind of thing?"

🤣🤣 Absolutely; ‘What a game; the defence was all over the place and that goal came out of nowhere. They’ll be partying in the dressing rooms at that result for sure.’ 😜

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend

Tis usually on a Sunday evening, OP, when Mr 🐺 goes out with family. I then send footage of said activities for him to watch at leisure

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tis usually on a Sunday evening, OP, when Mr 🐺 goes out with family. I then send footage of said activities for him to watch at leisure "

😈😈 Like Match Of The Day highlights - I likes that idea 😜😜👍🏻

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
4 days ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

Perfect timing.

Just been left alone at home.

Time to dp. Desperately need to play.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Perfect timing.

Just been left alone at home.

Time to dp. Desperately need to play. "

😈😈😈 May it be a sublime outcome 😈😈

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By *tannersMan
4 days ago

stanley


"Tonight after work, I'm not saying who he is, if he reads this he knows 😉

Ooh thank you, hope it’s a good one ☺️☺️😂😂

( Spoiler , it’s not really me )

What a way to out me Stanners 😉"

If only it were true 😘

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Round the bend


"Perfect timing.

Just been left alone at home.

Time to dp. Desperately need to play.

😈😈😈 May it be a sublime outcome 😈😈 "

I read that as slime

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Perfect timing.

Just been left alone at home.

Time to dp. Desperately need to play.

😈😈😈 May it be a sublime outcome 😈😈

I read that as slime "

🤣🤣🤣 That to 😈😈😈😜

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By *heron ShanMan
4 days ago

Durham


"Also mine is usually between the hours of midnight and 1am once I've procrastinated then finally getting around to house work while my daughter is in bed "
Does this not turn women into a gremlin if you masturbate after midnight.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
4 days ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple


"Also mine is usually between the hours of midnight and 1am once I've procrastinated then finally getting around to house work while my daughter is in bed Does this not turn women into a gremlin if you masturbate after midnight. "

Nasty little monsters that cause chaos and mayhem. Oh absolutely 😈

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜

Sorry, already done

😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁

Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜

Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un

That kind of thing?

🤣🤣 Absolutely; ‘What a game; the defence was all over the place and that goal came out of nowhere. They’ll be partying in the dressing rooms at that result for sure.’ 😜"

I’m in for this only if I can put my T-shirt over my head and run around screaming like they do when they score a goal in football

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm

This morning at first light. Using a vibrator, then a coffee.

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By *dstefiMan
4 days ago

Solihull


"This morning at first light. Using a vibrator, then a coffee. "

Holiday mode, can't beat it!

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
4 days ago

Newtownbutler


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈"

Make that 3 down

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse

Can we have live updates on this event - just like in the chaps threads?

‘I’m starting now….mmmm yeah…’ 😜

Sorry, already done

😂😂 Awww 🙁🙁

Erm…a ‘post match report’ maybe then? 😜

Had a wank, job’s a good ‘un

That kind of thing?

🤣🤣 Absolutely; ‘What a game; the defence was all over the place and that goal came out of nowhere. They’ll be partying in the dressing rooms at that result for sure.’ 😜

I’m in for this only if I can put my T-shirt over my head and run around screaming like they do when they score a goal in football "

😂😂 Don’t forget the essential knee slide/arms outstretched to the corner flag celebration technique also for that added awesomeness 😜😜

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm


"This morning at first light. Using a vibrator, then a coffee.

Holiday mode, can't beat it!"

Now it's scorching hot, too hot to even think about sex right now.

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By *amera man 25Man
4 days ago

Honley Huddersfield

I meant to say, love some of YOUR profile pics, very imaginative

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"This morning at first light. Using a vibrator, then a coffee. "

😈😈😈 ….For clarification purposes, the coffee wasn’t an ingredient during the act, but a post masturbation treat, I take it? 😜😜

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

Make that 3 down "

😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍

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By *issBellaWoman
4 days ago

Town


"Not sure when my next one will be...maybe I will try get one in tonight after work and pick a victim to be my muse "

*submits application

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By *enukhanMan
4 days ago

Near Rugby


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

Make that 3 down

😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍"

Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

Make that 3 down

😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍

Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?"

That’s the excuse I always employ for my masturbatory antics 😜😂😂👍🏻

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
4 days ago

Newtownbutler


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

Make that 3 down

😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍

Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?"

You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊

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By *kphooey43Man
4 days ago

Barnet


"This morning at first light. Using a vibrator, then a coffee. "

The mind boggles as to how one uses a coffee in order to masturbate

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By *enukhanMan
4 days ago

Near Rugby


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

Make that 3 down

😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍

Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?

You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊 "

Scientifically proven then

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
4 days ago

Newtownbutler


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

Make that 3 down

😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍

Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?

You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊

Scientifically proven then "

Wonder if I try fit a few more in would I reverse the aging process

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm


"This morning at first light. Using a vibrator, then a coffee.

The mind boggles as to how one uses a coffee in order to masturbate "

Instant cofee 😉

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By *enukhanMan
4 days ago

Near Rugby


"2 down, prob 2 more to go. No battery operated toys. I overuse them then end up desensitised and have to abstain for agessss until all feeling returns

Four a day? - Good on you 😜😈😈😈

Make that 3 down

😈😈😈😈 I very much love this particular live countdown 😜😜😍😍

Does 4 a day keep the doctor away? Bit like an apple?

You might be on to something, haven't seen my doctor in years 😊

Scientifically proven then

Wonder if I try fit a few more in would I reverse the aging process"

I think you might end up in the upside down 😬

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