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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning

I know it doesnt really matter, but when did a verfication become a review?

Is it just me ?

Rant rant.

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

But we get ' they turned up wearing blah blah blah tnen took me and did blah blah blah then inverted me and did blah blah before two mates showed up and did blah blah, twice. Then I fucked her/him backwards, in all holes , with both mates. Treat her/him with respect'

What the actual fuck?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 days ago

Carlisle usually

Use it as a sign to avoid the people leaving those reviews if it bothers you OP.

I remember once seeing a veri that said only, in all caps, HE SHOWED UP. It tickled me.

If that's all you want it to be that's all it needs to be though 💜

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By *aven.Woman
5 days ago

no

Have some food and a wank and come back on op. It's ok. 🫂

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By *eorge AtazderMan
5 days ago

Exeter


"Use it as a sign to avoid the people leaving those reviews if it bothers you OP.

I remember once seeing a veri that said only, in all caps, HE SHOWED UP. It tickled me.

If that's all you want it to be that's all it needs to be though 💜"

Favourite that I’ve seen was ‘Better than a wank’

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 days ago

Carlisle usually


"Use it as a sign to avoid the people leaving those reviews if it bothers you OP.

I remember once seeing a veri that said only, in all caps, HE SHOWED UP. It tickled me.

If that's all you want it to be that's all it needs to be though 💜

Favourite that I’ve seen was ‘Better than a wank’"

That's high praise though. I know exactly how to get myself off. If someone can do it better then that's a good thing 😂💜

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By *enukhanMan
5 days ago

Near Rugby


"Have some food and a wank and come back on op. It's ok. 🫂"

Is this what everyone needs to do 🤔

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

5 days ago

East Sussex

It doesn't bother me particularly but we used to verify people in a way that confirmed they matched their pictures, were the gender they claimed and turned up. We never gave performance reviews

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 days ago

Here. There.

Maybe just skip past people when you don’t like their veris.

It must be exhausting getting worked up about trivia.

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning

[Removed by poster at 11/08/26 09:24:26]

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By *irthandMirthMan
5 days ago

Essex ++


"

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

"

That may be all a veri is to you but for others it is different things so let them get on with it. You can read a lot into a slightly longer veri good and bad. Think this is specially true with couples where you can sometimes get a feel for the dynamic.

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By *eorge AtazderMan
5 days ago

Exeter


"Use it as a sign to avoid the people leaving those reviews if it bothers you OP.

I remember once seeing a veri that said only, in all caps, HE SHOWED UP. It tickled me.

If that's all you want it to be that's all it needs to be though 💜

Favourite that I’ve seen was ‘Better than a wank’

That's high praise though. I know exactly how to get myself off. If someone can do it better then that's a good thing 😂💜"

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning

Update, the OP was very much tongue in cheek

Jeeeez

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning

[Removed by poster at 11/08/26 09:24:39]

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By *irthandMirthMan
5 days ago

Essex ++

Another example where slightly longer veri is useful. A lady has "safe sex" on her profile but then several veris talking about her being filled up with cum, etc. Suggests perhaps not so safe.

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning


"Have some food and a wank and come back on op. It's ok. 🫂"

Gummi bears? And a pic of Liz truss?

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By *gp_sub01Man
5 days ago

malaga

I enjoy reading through review type verifications tbh.

Works for me when I have a bit of alone time

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By *loodydeliciousMan
5 days ago

Tyneside

I want 3 pages long veris, that would rate everything: pick up line, conversation, style, odour, physique, puntuality, athletic performance, home decoration, oral skills, customer service.

I want it written with style and humour, something worth printing a book of.

And along with that, a Michelin guide of Fab's best fucks.

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning


"

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

That may be all a veri is to you but for others it is different things so let them get on with it. You can read a lot into a slightly longer veri good and bad. Think this is specially true with couples where you can sometimes get a feel for the dynamic. "

Im not stopping them, just beimg pedantic about the terminology

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning


"I want 3 pages long veris, that would rate everything: pick up line, conversation, style, odour, physique, puntuality, athletic performance, home decoration, oral skills, customer service.

I want it written with style and humour, something worth printing a book of.

And along with that, a Michelin guide of Fab's best fucks."

Perv

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
5 days ago

Around the Midlands

Just like a performance review at work, hopefully leading to a "raise" 🤭

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By *hilled SamMan
5 days ago

Reading


"Have some food and a wank and come back on op. It's ok. 🫂"

Hmmmm? Think I’ll factor that into my morning

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning


"Use it as a sign to avoid the people leaving those reviews if it bothers you OP.

I remember once seeing a veri that said only, in all caps, HE SHOWED UP. It tickled me.

If that's all you want it to be that's all it needs to be though 💜"

You saw the first line where i said it didnt matter? Ffs

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By *ropforward OP   Man
5 days ago

Steyning


"Maybe just skip past people when you don’t like their veris.

It must be exhausting getting worked up about trivia."

Did you read the first line? Can you recognise light hearted posts? Ffs. Vitriol just waiting to pounce. A dose of 1975 intolerance in a few sentences. Nice.

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By *iver78Man
5 days ago

barton upon humber


"Update, the OP was very much tongue in cheek

Jeeeez"

You have to very careful making any posts or comments on here 🤣🤣🤣 its like some people actively search and study whatever you say so that they can have a dig ,

But fully agree , the long indep reviews are quite comical , maybe there blowing smoke up each other's arses in the hope of a repeat , maybe there advertising there " service ? Lol but I think its just another way people Flex.

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By *ore_Than_VanillaMan
5 days ago

Cheddar


"I know it doesnt really matter, but when did a verfication become a review?

Is it just me ?

Rant rant.

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

But we get ' they turned up wearing blah blah blah tnen took me and did blah blah blah then inverted me and did blah blah before two mates showed up and did blah blah, twice. Then I fucked her/him backwards, in all holes , with both mates. Treat her/him with respect'

What the actual fuck? "

Then there are the members who choose to show these veris

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By *ision21Man
5 days ago

Newcastle Under Lyme


"I know it doesnt really matter, but when did a verfication become a review?

Is it just me ?

Rant rant.

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

But we get ' they turned up wearing blah blah blah tnen took me and did blah blah blah then inverted me and did blah blah before two mates showed up and did blah blah, twice. Then I fucked her/him backwards, in all holes , with both mates. Treat her/him with respect'

What the actual fuck? "

Verifications are pretty irrelevant tbh.

Would I really want to meet a woman that had a high volume of men describing how hard she took it for example?

I'll pass thanks.

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

I post mine BECAUSE it seems to upset people. I quite enjoy upsetting people

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 days ago

Carlisle usually


"Use it as a sign to avoid the people leaving those reviews if it bothers you OP.

I remember once seeing a veri that said only, in all caps, HE SHOWED UP. It tickled me.

If that's all you want it to be that's all it needs to be though 💜

You saw the first line where i said it didnt matter? Ffs"

....

Apologies for engaging with the subject as presented?

I think the earlier advice from Raven was a good shout 💜

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By *earditallWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

I don't like over graphic ones myself and puts me off reading a blow by blow account,but some don't mind it and prefer that.

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By *agic.MMan
5 days ago

Kent/London

I mean some of these verifications could be turned into AI movies with the amount of details they have. Some people are extremely performative and they try so hard...best avoid those ones. 👍

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By *ustus5555Woman
5 days ago

Nottingham

Why don't you go on a sleuth trail with this veris. You very often find they go round in a big circle. That's what I do when I'm bored. Can be quite entertaining. 🤷

Just a thought. X

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

(User no longer on site)

I assumed a veri was left to prove you're a real person, so I don't understand why members need 50+ of them, all basically saying the same thing. Some leave multiple verifications for the same person, I don't understand that either.

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By *WB85Man
5 days ago

Staffordshire

These reviews are a perfect filtering method.

Ladies who love the graphic verifications enough to post them, just aren't for me, and I wouldn't be any use to them either.

People's approaches tell me everything I need to know.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
5 days ago

Bot Farm

Also, I like to know if they are good kissers, attractive, love foreplay and are able to keep at least an interesting conversation. Is it wrong?

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By *iver78Man
5 days ago

barton upon humber


"Also, I like to know if they are good kissers, attractive, love foreplay and are able to keep at least an interesting conversation. Is it wrong? "

From experience this isent always the case 🤣 nobody is going to show a bad verification ," are they ' ? And what you find good isent always what someone else enjoys ' I'm guilty of leaving a good verification, yes they dident kill me and yes we had sex , but would I do it again ? ( NO )

I understand couples that leave them but iv noticed theres tend to be along the lines of great couple , would meet again , as there in the lifestyle and host parties etc

Iv turned down meets simply because of verifications what read like working girl reviews 🤣 even odder when then actually say check out my reviews 🤣

Gone are the days of " lovely meet ,great person lol

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 days ago

South Wales

I enjoy reading people’s veris……but I’m nosy and easily entertained xx 😄

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 days ago

Here. There.


"Maybe just skip past people when you don’t like their veris.

It must be exhausting getting worked up about trivia.

Did you read the first line? Can you recognise light hearted posts? Ffs. Vitriol just waiting to pounce. A dose of 1975 intolerance in a few sentences. Nice. "

The irony.

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By *aomilatteCouple
5 days ago

Midlands


"I know it doesnt really matter, but when did a verfication become a review?

Is it just me ?

Rant rant.

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

But we get ' they turned up wearing blah blah blah tnen took me and did blah blah blah then inverted me and did blah blah before two mates showed up and did blah blah, twice. Then I fucked her/him backwards, in all holes , with both mates. Treat her/him with respect'

What the actual fuck? "

The first example is off putting. The second example is off putting. Men like to brag about their exploits.

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By *ino200Man
5 days ago

Bournemouth and London


"I know it doesnt really matter, but when did a verfication become a review?

Is it just me ?

Rant rant.

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

But we get ' they turned up wearing blah blah blah tnen took me and did blah blah blah then inverted me and did blah blah before two mates showed up and did blah blah, twice. Then I fucked her/him backwards, in all holes , with both mates. Treat her/him with respect'

What the actual fuck? "

A veri is only good for that particular person what he or she saw in that person on that particular meet ,they might go back the next time and have a completely different experience ,i once had a meet with a women who was the best fuck ever did i like her NO she was rude i didnt give her a veri and i would never say what we did anyway .A meets a meet you dont need veris to meet

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By *ino200Man
5 days ago

Bournemouth and London


"I know it doesnt really matter, but when did a verfication become a review?

Is it just me ?

Rant rant.

A veri is 'great person, turned up and looked vaguely similar to their pics. Wasnt an axe murderer'

But we get ' they turned up wearing blah blah blah tnen took me and did blah blah blah then inverted me and did blah blah before two mates showed up and did blah blah, twice. Then I fucked her/him backwards, in all holes , with both mates. Treat her/him with respect'

What the actual fuck? A veri is only good for that particular person what he or she saw in that person on that particular meet ,they might go back the next time and have a completely different experience ,i once had a meet with a women who was the best fuck ever did i like her NO she was rude i didnt give her a veri and i would never say what we did anyway .A meets a meet you dont need veris to meet "

Woman

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some veries are great fun to read.

On occasion I ask people if they want a normal one, or a comedy one and love getting creative writing an unhinged comedy verification

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By *atinaChica54Woman
5 days ago

Marlborough

I'm a nosey so & so & enjoy reading the verifications.

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By *ccasionallyNaughtyWoman
5 days ago

Nearby

I never display any of my verifications so that I don't give away all of my party tricks 🤣

I've got enough veris to prove that I'm a "real" person and don't think the whole of fab needs a review of my techniques to read.

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By *iver78Man
5 days ago

barton upon humber


"I assumed a veri was left to prove you're a real person, so I don't understand why members need 50+ of them, all basically saying the same thing. Some leave multiple verifications for the same person, I don't understand that either."

Its just there way of flexing lol , iv had women ask me to leave them verifications when iv never met them and often they say " to make someone jelouse or it helps them get more attention / meets , there are some very odd people about lol , my last meet i had of here the lady actually asked me for a verification before id even got home !! So I left a simple " lovely lady and she said is that it ?? 🤣

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