FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck!

By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

What was the last thing that made you declare 'Fuck!'

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By *dstefiMan
4 days ago

Solihull

For me literally the last thing ever. I say Fuck! a lot.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I burnt my rice 😞

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
4 days ago

the land of vagina

Stanners laughing at tesla drivers.

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By *hisfuckingguyMan
4 days ago

Bradford

I made a mistake at work. I was so stressed about it. Still am. Will calm down a bit if and when that thing goes on the back of a wagon. Really lowered my confidence of my abilities, I don't trust myself and doubt myself too much

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
4 days ago

Dropping my bottle of water about 5 minutes ago and the dog getting soaked

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford

Stubbed my toe half hour or so ago!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
4 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Getting home and realising I left my kindle in work, was the perfect end to a swamped day 😭

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley

I forgot to turn the gas off after dinner

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By *ccasionallyNaughtyWoman
4 days ago

Nearby

The M25 Road closure on the way home from holiday today... I'd already been inthe car for bloody hours!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 days ago

Here. There.

Waking up and realising I really AM registered on here

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I burnt my rice 😞 "

Put the pan on the bin and buy a new one.

It's quicker than trying to clean it and scrape the bottom with a spoon.

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By *aphunterMan
4 days ago

horsham

"What was the last thing that made you declare 'Fuck!'"

Someone on here telling me how they can bend over and lay their hands flat on the ground

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm

I broke a beer bottle in the kitchen

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By *aven.Woman
4 days ago

Realising I've ran out of rum. And Coco pops.

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By *peedyGMan
4 days ago

Telford

"I broke a beer bottle in the kitchen "

I hope it was empty!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I burnt my rice 😞

Put the pan on the bin and buy a new one.

It's quicker than trying to clean it and scrape the bottom with a spoon."

😂 I once cut up a tent and threw it away because I was trying to take it down in the rain and getting soaked. Throwing the pan away is definitely the kind of thing I’d do.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
4 days ago

Worcester

"Realising I've ran out of rum. And Coco pops."

They don’t pair that well anyway, try amaretto and crunchy nut cornflakes instead.

Mrs CC

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm

"I broke a beer bottle in the kitchen

I hope it was empty!"

No! fuck!

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By *erdyGuy42Man
4 days ago

Ask

Probably in conversation in the last hour I tend to use it a lot it’s a key ingredient in my vocabulary

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By *pen2UMan
4 days ago

Telford

The gossip at work today! 😂

Fuuuuuuuck! 😂😂

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By *ookie46Woman
4 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Vamps sensible thread last night

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By *oldmilkMan
4 days ago

In trouble, apparently…

Sat nav changing its mind at the last moment and making me drive 10 miles to the next junction on the motorway to turn around.

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Remembering I had a lovely bottle of cider but I’d forgotten to put it in the fridge to chill

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By *gent CoulsonMan
4 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Nearly putting my knee out and going arse over tit down a set of steep stone steps

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By *onin25Man
4 days ago

Durham

When I returned to a multistory car park a few hours after parking on the 9th floor and going down in a fully operational lift and finding that the lift was now out of order.

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By *imes_berksMan
4 days ago

Bracknell

Dropped an iced (buttercream) cupcake on the floor. Guess which side landed face down

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By *imes_berksMan
4 days ago

Bracknell

"I broke a beer bottle in the kitchen

I hope it was empty!

No! fuck! "

Did you have anymore bottles left?

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I forgot to turn the gas off after dinner "

Don't turn the light switches on

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
4 days ago

Lincolnshire

It's probably my most used word daily 😂

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By *cott45hullMan
4 days ago

Hull

Someone popped up in my inbox that shocked me 😂

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By *infullyObedientWoman
4 days ago

Woodley

"I forgot to turn the gas off after dinner

Don't turn the light switches on

💥

fuck!

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By *iver78Man
4 days ago

barton upon humber

Just seen my mates tinder date 🤣

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
4 days ago

near Putney Heath

Random heat headache on my way to Peer Rope Sutton.

Argh... just when I'm about to have fun and as usual, out of the blue, my body attacks.

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By *aphunterMan
4 days ago

horsham

Just heard from an old friend (off fabs) that he’s in the uk and having lunch tomorrow!! Fuuuuck!!

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By *eorge AtazderMan
4 days ago

Exeter

The last three reps of my bicep set at the gym

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By *rthur30Man
4 days ago

Warrington

"Realising I've ran out of rum. And Coco pops."

Not a combination I have tried lol

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"What was the last thing that made you declare 'Fuck!'

Someone on here telling me how they can bend over and lay their hands flat on the ground"

You said you'd keep that a secret

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
4 days ago

Here. There.

"What was the last thing that made you declare 'Fuck!'

Someone on here telling me how they can bend over and lay their hands flat on the ground

You said you'd keep that a secret

Ok so this is why they’re talking about an eclipse on the news

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"What was the last thing that made you declare 'Fuck!'

Someone on here telling me how they can bend over and lay their hands flat on the ground

You said you'd keep that a secret

Ok so this is why they’re talking about an eclipse on the news "

Yup

But brace yourself for the meteor shower though

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By *orksguy1965Man
4 days ago

Howden

All the time lol (fuck)

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By *aphunterMan
4 days ago

horsham

"What was the last thing that made you declare 'Fuck!'

Someone on here telling me how they can bend over and lay their hands flat on the ground

You said you'd keep that a secret

Ok so this is why they’re talking about an eclipse on the news

Yup

But brace yourself for the meteor shower though

😂

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"The gossip at work today! 😂

Fuuuuuuuck! 😂😂"

Gossip pre and after the work Xmas party is always a laugh

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By *arbonaraKingMan
4 days ago

Leeds

Seeing a 21 year old with a partner (doesn’t know) verifying a 72 year old. Imagine being the partner finding out your other half is on here and fucked someone 52 years older than them… then publicly displaying that information for all to see

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
4 days ago

Banbury

Seeing myself in a new bralette! Always thought I was too big for cute things, but looked really nice, can't wait to show it off next week

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm

"I broke a beer bottle in the kitchen

I hope it was empty!

No! fuck!

Did you have any more bottles left?"

Yes, two 0% beers. Fuck

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By *aughty CornishmanMan
4 days ago

Exeter

Picking up my sharp chisel and it running over the top of my finger feeling it opening the skin, FUCK

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By *imes_berksMan
4 days ago

Bracknell

"I broke a beer bottle in the kitchen

I hope it was empty!

No! fuck!

Did you have any more bottles left?

Yes, two 0% beers. Fuck "

It’s not your day lol

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By * D 777Man
4 days ago

bathgate

Im scottish i dont need a reason 🤣 i stood on lego today though

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By *ildbillkidMan
4 days ago

where the road goes on forever

Fuck a duck I wish it'd rain

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 days ago

Bot Farm

"Im scottish i dont need a reason 🤣 i stood on lego today though"

Fuck, you're hot

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By *BWCMan
4 days ago

Kidsgrove

Logged on work after a long weekend and someone fucked something up

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Vamps sensible thread last night

It's dangerous when he's let out of his box ,🤣

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
4 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Someone popped up in my inbox that shocked me 😂"

Who's dick pic was it?

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
3 days ago

Nottinghamshire

When he slid it all the way in hard haha not long ago actually 🤪🍆🫣

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By *sWyldWoman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

Myself. For saying too much

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
3 days ago

Gloucestershire

Broken body clock again

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By *imbob85Man
3 days ago

inverness

My alarm going off for work

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville

I have just had 2735338221487650000000% returned to me and I don't understand it. I have googled it and even it is baffled.

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By *heron ShanMan
2 days ago

Durham

Just on a Monday morning when I have to go into work.

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By *alkingRedFlagMan
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A woman!!! 🤬

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By *avidNPMan
2 days ago

manchester

The heat at work this afternoon.

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By *rMrsQuietlyWildCouple
2 days ago

Glasgow

"Im scottish i dont need a reason 🤣 i stood on lego today though"

🤣 Yes it's practically used as punctuation by us Scottish people! But most recently used by me when I dropped yet another glass 🙄

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By *avidNPMan
2 days ago

manchester

"Im scottish i dont need a reason 🤣 i stood on lego today though

🤣 Yes it's practically used as punctuation by us Scottish people! But most recently used by me when I dropped yet another glass 🙄 "

Dropping glasses is one of the most annoying things. I have plastic ones now in it safe with glass.

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By *lectric together againCouple
2 days ago

Leicestershire

Leaving the welding helmet at work so we cant watch the solar eclipse

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