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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Morning Fabbers!! Wakey wakey you bunch of lazy bones!! It's time to rise and shine! 🌞

You know the drill. Come on in, park your bum and tell me what you're having ☕ 🫖

How's your week been? Anything nice planned for your Saturday?

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By *orny IrishMan
2 weeks ago

North Wiltshire

Morning Mrs Wolves, can I have a coffee please. Was woke up at 5am to the Wolves howling outside our shepards hut. I am staying with my youngest in a wolf sanctuary. So a wee bit tired.

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By *ace400Man
2 weeks ago

near knock

Good morning Mrs wolves could I have my usual please x

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By *ickedTemptationMan
2 weeks ago

Somewhere

Morning, sitting here with a cheeky mocha watching the rain run down the window.

Been a busy summer so far so time to make some free weekends

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By *ovechix69Man
2 weeks ago

north Northumberland

Black coffee strong 1 brown sugar

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By *cott45hullMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

Good morning

I’ll have my usual which for now is a seat reserving for later please 😜

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By *aven.Woman
2 weeks ago

no

I quite fancy a bagel with avocado and eggs, tomatoes, maybe some mushrooms please. I've had enough coffee so one of those pesky energy drinks aswell. Thanks!

I still have 4 weeks off work so today is a not do much kinda day. I may shower later.

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Morning mrs W. A strong coffee please, very busy weekend moving my daughter into her flat

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By *ssexlad36!Man
2 weeks ago

Hullbridge, Essex

Morning op, can I have a coffee please? Come sit when you get a chance, I could use the welcomes break from moving x

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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An iced pumpkin spice latte please, it's essentially Autumn now anyway.🤎

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By *entlydoesit!Woman
2 weeks ago

Blackpool

Good morning everyone, I'd love a tea please. Hope everyone is well

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By *jslookingforfunMan
2 weeks ago

liverpool

A nice simple latte please, no sugar, thanks lovely

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrs Wolves, can I have a coffee please. Was woke up at 5am to the Wolves howling outside our shepards hut. I am staying with my youngest in a wolf sanctuary. So a wee bit tired."

I'm sorry about that, but there was no need to get a restraining order on us 😘🐺

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning Mrs wolves could I have my usual please x"

Morning Pace. You sure can ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning, sitting here with a cheeky mocha watching the rain run down the window.

Been a busy summer so far so time to make some free weekends "

that sounds lovely. I do like a rainy day!

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

Good morning MrsWolves, a strong coffee with one sweetener please

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By *risxbrisxMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Just got in from a dog walk and made an instant coffee with oatmilk, mid day off to aldi for foodshop, later I'm going to a mates with dog so she can socialise with his dog. Then Sunday I'm going to a dub soundsystem event

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

A bucket size flat white please. Nearly finished work...

Lazy day today. Rain expected 😪

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Black coffee strong 1 brown sugar "

What's the magic word? 🤪

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By *ssexlad36!Man
2 weeks ago

Hullbridge, Essex


"An iced pumpkin spice latte please, it's essentially Autumn now anyway.🤎 "

I had a pumpkin spice latte this morning haha

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By *ucynJackCouple
2 weeks ago

Gloucester

Coffee with just a dash of almond milk if not too much trouble please.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning

I’ll have my usual which for now is a seat reserving for later please 😜"

I will wait for your return. Good luck 🏃🏼😘

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By *huskofamanMan
2 weeks ago

nowhere

Coffee please Mrs wolves

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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"An iced pumpkin spice latte please, it's essentially Autumn now anyway.🤎

I had a pumpkin spice latte this morning haha"

Ohhhh! From where? I know 200 Degrees do them all year around, try and get them when I see my favourite black cat/retriever. 🐻

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I quite fancy a bagel with avocado and eggs, tomatoes, maybe some mushrooms please. I've had enough coffee so one of those pesky energy drinks aswell. Thanks!

I still have 4 weeks off work so today is a not do much kinda day. I may shower later.

I could go for that myself minus the energy drink. Do you get bored having that amount of time off?

"

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning mrs W. A strong coffee please, very busy weekend moving my daughter into her flat "

Morning. That sounds stressful and hard work. Hope it went well ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning op, can I have a coffee please? Come sit when you get a chance, I could use the welcomes break from moving x"

You can and I will. Did it go ok? 😘☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"An iced pumpkin spice latte please, it's essentially Autumn now anyway.🤎 "

Never actually tried one of these but it sounds delicious. Bring on autumn 🍁🍁

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By *ssexlad36!Man
2 weeks ago

Hullbridge, Essex


"An iced pumpkin spice latte please, it's essentially Autumn now anyway.🤎

I had a pumpkin spice latte this morning haha

Ohhhh! From where? I know 200 Degrees do them all year around, try and get them when I see my favourite black cat/retriever. 🐻"

Not quite the same but I had a sachet, all my stuff is packed and its all i had haha x

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By *ssexlad36!Man
2 weeks ago

Hullbridge, Essex


"Morning op, can I have a coffee please? Come sit when you get a chance, I could use the welcomes break from moving x

You can and I will. Did it go ok? 😘☕"

Not finished yet and wont be till tomorrow 😔 cant get a van for the bigger stuff until then, so for now im living basic life haha x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning everyone, I'd love a tea please. Hope everyone is well "

Morning. Help yourself to the biscuits too 🫖

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Good Morning Mr and Mrs Wolves.

Just getting up and preparing for a day causing a canal with the inlaws.

A pub or two along the journey will be visited.

For now though....fresh orange juice and toast would go down a treat.

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By *evious daveMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

just a white coffee one sugar please mrs wolves.. oh and a peck on both cheeks x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Coffee please Mrs wolves "

Of course wonky ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A nice simple latte please, no sugar, thanks lovely "

Sweet enough eh. My pleasure ☕

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By *dible_KinkCouple
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Morning OP, can I have a caramel latte with almond milk please and if you have time to join me we could have some breakfast

Polly 🥰

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning MrsWolves, a strong coffee with one sweetener please "

Morning lovely are we hungover this morning, or just knackered?! ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Just got in from a dog walk and made an instant coffee with oatmilk, mid day off to aldi for foodshop, later I'm going to a mates with dog so she can socialise with his dog. Then Sunday I'm going to a dub soundsystem event "

Morning. Sounds like a busy weekend. Enjoy it

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By *aven.Woman
2 weeks ago

no


"I quite fancy a bagel with avocado and eggs, tomatoes, maybe some mushrooms please. I've had enough coffee so one of those pesky energy drinks aswell. Thanks!

I still have 4 weeks off work so today is a not do much kinda day. I may shower later.

I could go for that myself minus the energy drink. Do you get bored having that amount of time off?

"

I realise I'm the only greedy one that wanted food! apologies.

Bored? I get lazy. And a little chubbier with all the big breakfasts I have!

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By *acktar74Man
2 weeks ago

leeds

Black coffee would be nice. For once I have nothing planned so its all going to be about me and relaxing...am sure something will spoil that thought

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A bucket size flat white please. Nearly finished work...

Lazy day today. Rain expected 😪 "

One bucket coming up. I like chilled, rainy days.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Coffee with just a dash of almond milk if not too much trouble please. "

It too much trouble at all 😚☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Coffee with just a dash of almond milk if not too much trouble please.

It too much trouble at all 😚☕"

Not* 🤦🏼‍♀️

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By *rikAndFreyjaCouple
2 weeks ago

Llanbrynmair

2 coffees please! Milk and 2 sugars in Eriks, 2 sweeteners in mine.

This week has flown by thankfully as we're going away with the family for 2 weeks today back to the caravan in Wales. I can't wait! We'll be heading to a nude beach again while there too and since going earlier in the year I've discovered how much of a closet naturist I am 🫢😋

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Freyja x

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By *oldmilkMan
2 weeks ago

In trouble, apparently…

Double espresso and a little croissant please?

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By *ace400Man
2 weeks ago

near knock


"Good morning Mrs wolves could I have my usual please x

Morning Pace. You sure can ☕"

Thank you would any ladies like to join me at my table?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good Morning Mr and Mrs Wolves.

Just getting up and preparing for a day causing a canal with the inlaws.

A pub or two along the journey will be visited.

For now though....fresh orange juice and toast would go down a treat. "

Oh that sounds lovely. We sometimes hire a narrow boat for the day from Norbury Wharf. You've reminded me that we are overdue it! Enjoy

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By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
2 weeks ago

BISHOP

Good morning,

Having a wee coffee to start the day.

Nipple suction cups on...

Scrolling.

Shower and allover shave nose to toes,get dressed and off to hospital to visit OH whose had a stroke...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good morning Mrs W 🌈

May I have a cup of tea and a chocolate hazelnut croissant, please? 😁

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"just a white coffee one sugar please mrs wolves.. oh and a peck on both cheeks x"

Oh Dave!! You won't be devious and try and catch me on the lips will you? 🤞🏼

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By *H7in5Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Morning Mrs W, please may i have a black americano and a pastry before i start pruning a large bush.

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By *evious daveMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire


"just a white coffee one sugar please mrs wolves.. oh and a peck on both cheeks x

Oh Dave!! You won't be devious and try and catch me on the lips will you? 🤞🏼"

,,yes

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning OP, can I have a caramel latte with almond milk please and if you have time to join me we could have some breakfast

Polly 🥰"

You absolutely can. What are we having for breakfast? 😊

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"just a white coffee one sugar please mrs wolves.. oh and a peck on both cheeks x

Oh Dave!! You won't be devious and try and catch me on the lips will you? 🤞🏼,,yes "

Coming right up then ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Black coffee would be nice. For once I have nothing planned so its all going to be about me and relaxing...am sure something will spoil that thought"

Now now, keep positive have a good one ☕

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
2 weeks ago

Gravesend

Coffee in the garden, then off for some retail 'therapy' then a hot swingers bbq to tomorrow which should be fun!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"2 coffees please! Milk and 2 sugars in Eriks, 2 sweeteners in mine.

This week has flown by thankfully as we're going away with the family for 2 weeks today back to the caravan in Wales. I can't wait! We'll be heading to a nude beach again while there too and since going earlier in the year I've discovered how much of a closet naturist I am 🫢😋

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Freyja x"

Ahh I'm jealous. I do love a good caravan holiday. Hopefully the nice weather will stick around for you ☕☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Double espresso and a little croissant please?"

Anything for you handsome ☕ 🥐

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By *iscreettttMan
2 weeks ago

crawley

Porridge and a tea half sugar please x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning,

Having a wee coffee to start the day.

Nipple suction cups on...

Scrolling.

Shower and allover shave nose to toes,get dressed and off to hospital to visit OH whose had a stroke...

"

Sorry to hear that. I hope he has a speedy recovery

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning Mrs W 🌈

May I have a cup of tea and a chocolate hazelnut croissant, please? 😁"

Morning M'lady. Of course you may. Going on any adventures today? 🥰

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By *oodo69Man
2 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)

Good morning! Just black coffee for me… and your lovely smile OP xx

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrs W, please may i have a black americano and a pastry before i start pruning a large bush."
morning lovely. Sounds like you're going to need one ☕

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By *loydyMan
2 weeks ago

British


"Morning Fabbers!! Wakey wakey you bunch of lazy bones!! It's time to rise and shine! 🌞

You know the drill. Come on in, park your bum and tell me what you're having ☕ 🫖

How's your week been? Anything nice planned for your Saturday?"

tea milk no sugar please

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Coffee in the garden, then off for some retail 'therapy' then a hot swingers bbq to tomorrow which should be fun!"

Sounds like fun!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Porridge and a tea half sugar please x"

Morning. Coming right up 🫖

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning! Just black coffee for me… and your lovely smile OP xx "

Is there any other way to serve someone their coffee? ☕😊

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By *oodo69Man
2 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)


"Good morning! Just black coffee for me… and your lovely smile OP xx

Is there any other way to serve someone their coffee? ☕😊"

Lol guess a few springs to mind

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By *enukhanMan
2 weeks ago

Near Rugby

Can I just get paracetamol please?

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By *iscreettttMan
2 weeks ago

crawley

Thank you xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I need a sit down. Just the Earl Grey this morning. Porcelain cup that makes me think of grandeur and no orange on the side please...... i'm in a contemplative mood.

Thenk you Mrs W..... Naice of you x

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Good morning MrsWolves, a strong coffee with one sweetener please

Morning lovely are we hungover this morning, or just knackered?! ☕"

🤣 no not this time, just a tiring week!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning Fabbers!! Wakey wakey you bunch of lazy bones!! It's time to rise and shine! 🌞

You know the drill. Come on in, park your bum and tell me what you're having ☕ 🫖

How's your week been? Anything nice planned for your Saturday?tea milk no sugar please "

Yes sir 🫖

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Can I just get paracetamol please? "

No greasy fry up to soak up your alcohol system? 🐝⬆️🇬🇧 ✋🏼

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By *urenutsMan
2 weeks ago

Waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Morning you Gorgeous ppl

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I need a sit down. Just the Earl Grey this morning. Porcelain cup that makes me think of grandeur and no orange on the side please...... i'm in a contemplative mood.

Thenk you Mrs W..... Naice of you x "

Only the best porcelain for you M'lady. I never let the riff raff near it 🫖☕

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By *enukhanMan
2 weeks ago

Near Rugby


"Can I just get paracetamol please?

No greasy fry up to soak up your alcohol system? 🐝⬆️🇬🇧 ✋🏼 "

🤢🤢🤢 I can still taste last night's ciders and curry

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Just a flat white wolvette gotta plane to catch🤪🤪🤪

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By *rafter69Man
2 weeks ago

upminster

Large latte please

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning you Gorgeous ppl"

Morning. Help yourself to a hot drink ☕

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Just a flat white wolvette gotta plane to catch🤪🤪🤪"

Oh are you going away?

You never mentioned it 🙄☕

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good morning Mrs W 🌈

May I have a cup of tea and a chocolate hazelnut croissant, please? 😁

Morning M'lady. Of course you may. Going on any adventures today? 🥰"

I'm going to a barbecue with friends this afternoon. 😁

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Large latte please"

Yes sir ☕

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good morning Mrs W 🌈

May I have a cup of tea and a chocolate hazelnut croissant, please? 😁

Morning M'lady. Of course you may. Going on any adventures today? 🥰

I'm going to a barbecue with friends this afternoon. 😁"

That's a barbecue, not a spitroast. That was a few weeks ago, with... different friends. 😏

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Just a flat white wolvette gotta plane to catch🤪🤪🤪

Oh are you going away?

You never mentioned it 🙄☕"

Didnt i slipped my mind🤪🤪🤪

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning Mrs W 🌈

May I have a cup of tea and a chocolate hazelnut croissant, please? 😁

Morning M'lady. Of course you may. Going on any adventures today? 🥰

I'm going to a barbecue with friends this afternoon. 😁

That's a barbecue, not a spitroast. That was a few weeks ago, with... different friends. 😏"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sounds lovely. We've not had a barbecue during all this hot weather. Need to buy a new one. I fancy one of those ninja wood pellet grills

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By *6TelfordBiMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

Morning all, today is a walk the dog and chill out day with some Vinted selling chucked in..And a flat white to start the day

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By *ucynJackCouple
2 weeks ago

Gloucester


"Coffee with just a dash of almond milk if not too much trouble please.

It too much trouble at all 😚☕

Not* 🤦🏼‍♀️"

X x

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By *ace400Man
2 weeks ago

near knock

Oh the coffee is good this morning thank you Mrs Wolves x

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

Morning Mrs W

I trust both you and Mr W are keeping well?

T’was a very long day that ended in the pub yesterday. I could do with a large OJ and an energy drink alongside a greasy fry up. If you’re not cooking then I’ll make the hubby cook for me as he was the one who got me d*unk! 🤣

Today I will mostly be helping my mate, who was also out with me yesterday, trim her Devon bank as it needs taming! 🤣

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By *yprusdreamWoman
2 weeks ago

Cyprus

Coffee and a couple of paracetamol please

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By *enukhanMan
2 weeks ago

Near Rugby


"Can I just get paracetamol please?

No greasy fry up to soak up your alcohol system? 🐝⬆️🇬🇧 ✋🏼

🤢🤢🤢 I can still taste last night's ciders and curry "

I'm scared to brush my teeth, in case I go too deep (she said)

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning all, today is a walk the dog and chill out day with some Vinted selling chucked in..And a flat white to start the day "

You've inspired me to sort out my wardrobe

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By *enukhanMan
2 weeks ago

Near Rugby


"Can I just get paracetamol please?

No greasy fry up to soak up your alcohol system? 🐝⬆️🇬🇧 ✋🏼

🤢🤢🤢 I can still taste last night's ciders and curry

I'm scared to brush my teeth, in case I go too deep (she said) "

Actually I've never heard that 😳

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By *6TelfordBiMan
2 weeks ago

Telford


"Morning all, today is a walk the dog and chill out day with some Vinted selling chucked in..And a flat white to start the day

You've inspired me to sort out my wardrobe "

The intention is always good and then you start swearing when you trip over mountains of flipping clothes 😂 good luck nonetheless!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrs W

I trust both you and Mr W are keeping well?

T’was a very long day that ended in the pub yesterday. I could do with a large OJ and an energy drink alongside a greasy fry up. If you’re not cooking then I’ll make the hubby cook for me as he was the one who got me d*unk! 🤣

Today I will mostly be helping my mate, who was also out with me yesterday, trim her Devon bank as it needs taming! 🤣"

Morning lovely. I've had a week of being sick but hopefully on the mend now. I can't face the bacon this morning sorry 🤢, so you'll have to get the hubby on the case. Sounds like you had a fun night though

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Runs out wolvette sneezed and wipes with her hand

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Coffee and a couple of paracetamol please "
coming up beautiful ☕ 💊💊

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By *hyKentGuyMan
2 weeks ago

sheerness

Sat in the middle of a field watching grandson on footy training! Gasping for a cup of tea!

Before anyone says it, I know! Poor planning!!!!!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Can I just get paracetamol please?

No greasy fry up to soak up your alcohol system? 🐝⬆️🇬🇧 ✋🏼

🤢🤢🤢 I can still taste last night's ciders and curry

I'm scared to brush my teeth, in case I go too deep (she said)

Actually I've never heard that 😳 "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shush. You're not supposed to let your secrets out BUFH 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Runs out wolvette sneezed and wipes with her hand "

Adds to the flavour 🤧

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Sat in the middle of a field watching grandson on footy training! Gasping for a cup of tea!

Before anyone says it, I know! Poor planning!!!!!"

Morning lovely. A pot of tea coming up for you 🫖🤗

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By *asty tatsyMan
2 weeks ago

london

Just a cuppa please, splash of milk and 2 sugars Yorkshire tea bag if you don’t mind 😁

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By *H7in5Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Morning Mrs W, please may i have a black americano and a pastry before i start pruning a large bush.morning lovely. Sounds like you're going to need one ☕"

Its warm enough to work a sweat si will need a nice long shower after

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By *tu.xMan
2 weeks ago

around

Black coffee please and can you give the table a wipe down slowly does it 😉

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Just a cuppa please, splash of milk and 2 sugars Yorkshire tea bag if you don’t mind 😁"

Of course I don't mind 😘🫖

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrs W, please may i have a black americano and a pastry before i start pruning a large bush.morning lovely. Sounds like you're going to need one ☕

Its warm enough to work a sweat si will need a nice long shower after"

Such a tease 🙄

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Black coffee please and can you give the table a wipe down slowly does it 😉"

Morning handsome. How slow we talking?

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By *tu.xMan
2 weeks ago

around


"Black coffee please and can you give the table a wipe down slowly does it 😉

Morning handsome. How slow we talking? "

how long have you got 😉

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By *ace400Man
2 weeks ago

near knock


"Coffee and a couple of paracetamol please "

I will bring it over for you. Are you feeling delicate this morning?

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By *avid BlackhardtMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall

A bit late to the party, is there anything left in the kettle?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A bit late to the party, is there anything left in the kettle?"

I have an endless supply of tea and coffee

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Morning Mrs W and fellow fabbers 👋 I'll have a Cappuccino please ☕️

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By *iHubby73TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Durham

Oh damn, I missed the offer, I'm sat in a cafe having a latte right now as it happens, so maybe I can treat you?! 😉

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By *hyKentGuyMan
2 weeks ago

sheerness


"Sat in the middle of a field watching grandson on footy training! Gasping for a cup of tea!

Before anyone says it, I know! Poor planning!!!!!

Morning lovely. A pot of tea coming up for you 🫖🤗"

Thank you so much for the thought but you are a tease!.😂😂

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Black coffee please and can you give the table a wipe down slowly does it 😉

Morning handsome. How slow we talking? how long have you got 😉"

All day long

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrs W and fellow fabbers 👋 I'll have a Cappuccino please ☕️"

Morning lovely. One cappucino coming up. Hope you have a good weekend x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Oh damn, I missed the offer, I'm sat in a cafe having a latte right now as it happens, so maybe I can treat you?! 😉"

I wouldn't mind an OJ please. Can't stomach the thought of food 😘

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Sat in the middle of a field watching grandson on footy training! Gasping for a cup of tea!

Before anyone says it, I know! Poor planning!!!!!

Morning lovely. A pot of tea coming up for you 🫖🤗

Thank you so much for the thought but you are a tease!.😂😂"

That's Tea-se to you 😉😂

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By *cott45hullMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

Any chance of a cappuccino, bacon sandwich, and good company please?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Coffee with milk and a few drops of lemon please. Something zingy for today. Dark chocolate digestives. Thank you kindly. 😘

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Any chance of a cappuccino, bacon sandwich, and good company please?"

Coming right up. I've been waiting for you 😘

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Coffee with milk and a few drops of lemon please. Something zingy for today. Dark chocolate digestives. Thank you kindly. 😘"

Ooh lemon in coffee! That's different! ☕

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By *ongueYourGrooveMan
2 weeks ago

Saddleworth, UK

Glass of water and some quiet time.

Don't drink tea or coffee so I'm a cheap date!

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By *cott45hullMan
2 weeks ago

Hull


"Any chance of a cappuccino, bacon sandwich, and good company please?

Coming right up. I've been waiting for you 😘"

Thank you 😘

Loving the change of attire 🔥

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By *wissArmyKnifeMan
2 weeks ago

Second Star to the Right

Good morning Mrs Wolves

I will take a coffee, do you remember how i take it?

I had a couple of days off this week so in this weekend.

Got most of the day to relax though 😊

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Glass of water and some quiet time.

Don't drink tea or coffee so I'm a cheap date!"

Glass of council pop coming right up!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Any chance of a cappuccino, bacon sandwich, and good company please?

Coming right up. I've been waiting for you 😘

Thank you 😘

Loving the change of attire 🔥"

I do aim to please, thank you 😘

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning Mrs Wolves

I will take a coffee, do you remember how i take it?

I had a couple of days off this week so in this weekend.

Got most of the day to relax though 😊"

Murky and bitter coming right up 😉☕

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By *H7in5Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Morning Mrs W, please may i have a black americano and a pastry before i start pruning a large bush.morning lovely. Sounds like you're going to need one ☕

Its warm enough to work a sweat si will need a nice long shower after

Such a tease 🙄"

I might need help with my towel it keeps getting caught

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By *wissArmyKnifeMan
2 weeks ago

Second Star to the Right


"Good morning Mrs Wolves

I will take a coffee, do you remember how i take it?

I had a couple of days off this week so in this weekend.

Got most of the day to relax though 😊

Murky and bitter coming right up 😉☕"

Thank you and is that just my coffee or you as well

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
2 weeks ago

Shefford

Black coffee please, nice and strong, just finished nightshifts off now til Monday when on dayshift - no rest for the wicked lol

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By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
2 weeks ago

BISHOP


"Good morning,

Having a wee coffee to start the day.

Nipple suction cups on...

Scrolling.

Shower and allover shave nose to toes,get dressed and off to hospital to visit OH whose had a stroke...

Sorry to hear that. I hope he has a speedy recovery "

Thank you soo much...XX

It's my wife...

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By *iddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just had a cup of tea and Jacob’s orange club biscuit.

I’m just showing off.

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By *outhcoast MrMrsCouple
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Just had a quick bit of afternoon delight with Mrs SC whilst packing the suitcase

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

Well hello Mrs Wolves.

Could I trouble you for a cold drink please with ice?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning Mrs Wolves

I will take a coffee, do you remember how i take it?

I had a couple of days off this week so in this weekend.

Got most of the day to relax though 😊

Murky and bitter coming right up 😉☕

Thank you and is that just my coffee or you as well "

I'm neither murky or bitter. Well, maybe a little 🤣

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Well hello Mrs Wolves.

Could I trouble you for a cold drink please with ice? "

Hey stranger. It's good to see you. I hope you're well x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I’ve just had a cup of tea and Jacob’s orange club biscuit.

I’m just showing off. "

Nobody likes a show off fiddles.

But you may be the exception to the rule ❤️

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Black coffee please, nice and strong, just finished nightshifts off now til Monday when on dayshift - no rest for the wicked lol"

Black coffee coming up. Enjoy the rest of your weekend

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Just had a quick bit of afternoon delight with Mrs SC whilst packing the suitcase"

Can't beat a bit of spontaneous how's your father in the middle of the day

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By *tsazzMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Helped my mum this morning, doing some litter picking with a group she helps. Off to Manchester City Centre later to do my first ever Fantasy Premier League Draft (in person) with a couple mates. Looking forward to it!

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By *ornyguy666Man
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

A cup of hot tea with lemon and honey

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

Hi all happy Saturday. How are we?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Helped my mum this morning, doing some litter picking with a group she helps. Off to Manchester City Centre later to do my first ever Fantasy Premier League Draft (in person) with a couple mates. Looking forward to it!"

Fair play to you!! Total respect 🙌🏼

Enjoy the evening!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A cup of hot tea with lemon and honey "

You forgot the magic word

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford


"Well hello Mrs Wolves.

Could I trouble you for a cold drink please with ice?

Hey stranger. It's good to see you. I hope you're well x"

Im doing fantastic and im alot better for seeing you all again. Thank you for the welcome back beautiful

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Hi all happy Saturday. How are we? "

Hi David. Hope you're having a good one

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester


"Hi all happy Saturday. How are we?

Hi David. Hope you're having a good one "

It’s been interesting to say the least. Was at a friends overnight and her bfs sister got d*unk and kicked off. The police came out

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By *iker MidlandsMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Why don't you park your cute bum and I'll make you a brew mrs Wolves

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Well hello Mrs Wolves.

Could I trouble you for a cold drink please with ice?

Hey stranger. It's good to see you. I hope you're well x

Im doing fantastic and im alot better for seeing you all again. Thank you for the welcome back beautiful "

You've been missed! I think we're all gagging for a drink from your bar 🫶🏼

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Why don't you park your cute bum and I'll make you a brew mrs Wolves"

Well thank you! Don't mind if I do!

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By *iker MidlandsMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Why don't you park your cute bum and I'll make you a brew mrs Wolves

Well thank you! Don't mind if I do!"

Can't have you doing all the work

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford


"Well hello Mrs Wolves.

Could I trouble you for a cold drink please with ice?

Hey stranger. It's good to see you. I hope you're well x

Im doing fantastic and im alot better for seeing you all again. Thank you for the welcome back beautiful

You've been missed! I think we're all gagging for a drink from your bar 🫶🏼"

Well when I finish work I will definitely open the bar tonight. I believe its your turn to set them balls up xx

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By *heJam84Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

cuppa tea or american followed by a nice 10K run and before i shower maybe have some naughty fun

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Hi all happy Saturday. How are we?

Hi David. Hope you're having a good one

It’s been interesting to say the least. Was at a friends overnight and her bfs sister got d*unk and kicked off. The police came out "

That doesn't sound like much fun

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Why don't you park your cute bum and I'll make you a brew mrs Wolves

Well thank you! Don't mind if I do!

Can't have you doing all the work "

Too kind. Ill have a builders tea with two sweeteners please

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By *avidNPMan
2 weeks ago

manchester


"Hi all happy Saturday. How are we?

Hi David. Hope you're having a good one

It’s been interesting to say the least. Was at a friends overnight and her bfs sister got d*unk and kicked off. The police came out

That doesn't sound like much fun "

It really wasn’t as it got very heated and brought half the street out

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Well hello Mrs Wolves.

Could I trouble you for a cold drink please with ice?

Hey stranger. It's good to see you. I hope you're well x

Im doing fantastic and im alot better for seeing you all again. Thank you for the welcome back beautiful

You've been missed! I think we're all gagging for a drink from your bar 🫶🏼

Well when I finish work I will definitely open the bar tonight. I believe its your turn to set them balls up xx"

It's a deal x

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