FabSwingers.com: Mr (49) & Mrs (55) , Couple in Bournemouth , South West, UK

Happily long term married couple, looking mainly for couples or that elusive unicorn, on the odd occasion an exceptional single male but has to tick all the boxes as Mrs is inundated with requests.

Spicing up our lives so experimenting wondering what it will bring.

Mr is a cheeky chappie with a naughty sense of humour, very outgoing and adventurous and would really like to show Mrs that’s it’s not just him that finds her interesting and desirable. At the same time likes to have a lot of fun and has a high sex drive.

Mrs has been very self conscious about her body image but since joining FAB has really come out of her shell now which Mr really enjoys seeing. She can be shy initially but once comfortable with someone has shown she likes to be naughty.

We enjoy doing photos ourselves but as mentioned we are looking to experiment and broaden our horizons and have fun with the experience.

We don’t show faces on here due to the nature of our jobs. Willing to travel but not opposite ends of the country.

Would be interested in socials or party invites.

We both keep ourselves either very trimmed or smooth and excellent personal hygiene is very important so we would expect the same in return.

Definitely would need to meet socially first somewhere and see how it goes as to where it takes us.

Update…..

Firstly if you have no profile picture we are unlikely to reply so don’t pester or get offended.

It’s been a crazy few months already, Mrs has really begun to feel more comfortable and enjoying herself more and definitely getting naughtier, as for her clothes, well let’s just say they’re falling off more regularly sometimes in very public places.

Mrs received her 1st tribute which she was actually surprised to see but was disappointed she didn’t get the next one she was promised so I guess she likes them.

Mr has had far more offers than he imagined he would get but would rather they were from Women.

Things we feel need mentioning are we don’t do drugs, if you do that’s your business but if you are planning on getting higher than a hippy on the 3rd day of Glastonbury or more wired then an electricians training course then please pass us by.

If you are going to put as little effort into a message as to just say it Hi or anything equally meaningless with no thought behind it you are not likely to get an answer. Likewise we all know what a dick looks like so no need for that on an opening message either.

If that sounds fussy it’s because we are more interested in quality than quantity.

What does get a response from us in simple terms is manners, respect and a decent message.

Please don't send random friend requests or silly one liners, cut and paste messages...

Oh yes we are fine...

We have had a good weekend.....

Yes she is hot and I am lucky...

There’s the answers to the top 3 openers so we’ve saved you the bother of sending them.

If you do send a random friend invite, we will just wait until you are offline, have look and delete if there are no face pictures. Sorry if that offends!

We like the wink system it shows initial

interest. If we don’t reply to your message it’s a polite “sorry not for us”

We do have busy lives away from fab so it may be that one or other of us have seen your message but we don’t reply til we’ve discussed together so don’t go getting all precious about it spamming the likes of “obviously not” or other such pleasantries.

Likewise we may also have to go out at times so can’t spend all our time messaging back, we will politely say we’re off out so if that upsets your fragile ego and you want to block us so be it, we won’t lose any sleep (yes that’s actually happened more than once from ladies & gents) your loss.

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